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« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2003, 06:16:55 PM »
When going down any well or other dark pit, saying,

"Dude, this is a totally deep hole"
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.  Except for maybe Allanak."

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sarahjc

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« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2003, 10:56:44 AM »
I have recently been having the urge when Someone asks..

I'm sorry, what did you say your name was again?

Pulling at your lapels and cracking your neck to the side you say:

Smith.. Agent Smith

I don't know why,  I just really want to say it..If I were a merchant for Kaduis or Salar I probably would. :wink:
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« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2003, 02:34:40 PM »
I've always wanted to get a bit... musical during my play.  I'm Northern, it'd be IC, right?

Quote
The dirt-caked, gore covered northern hunter sings, "I can catch a helpless animal, skin it with my bare hands.  I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody, cause I'm a trappin' man..."


Or maybe not.

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« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2003, 02:56:36 PM »
I constantly want to make allusions to movies. One character of mine's friend was stuck in a dark hole. I wanted to yell, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"
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« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2003, 03:58:35 PM »
rofl
quote="CRW"]i very nearly crapped my pants today very far from my house in someone else's vehicle, what a day[/quote]

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« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2003, 12:36:56 PM »
Did this once with a desert elf I was playing a while back.
Pair of would be human raiders on kanks come after him, he runs east then yells.


shout (looking west over his shoulder) Fast as fast can be, can't catch me!


In allundean of course...sigh.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
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Malifaxis

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« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2003, 02:36:44 PM »
Unfortunately, I don't think I could ever get the accent, but everytime I see a mirror in Armag I think:

Looking deep in to the mirror, his gaze narrowed, his maar hand-crossbow brandished firmly in one hand, the slender, dark-haired human says, in
eastern-accented sirihish;
   "Ah you talk'n ta me?  Ah don't see anyone else around here, so you mus' be talk'n ta me.  Ah you talk'n ta me?"

-And every time one of those crazy Kuraci tries to offer me some new wonderdrug, I hope to see...

Extending both hands towards the ex-surfer chosen one, the ebon-skinned, gap-toothed Kuraci Agent says, in sirihish;
   "Or you can take the blue pill... and see just how far the tregil hole goes."

-Sadly I've never met a southerner this cocky who wasn't me...

His voice raised to a deafening roar, the narrow-eyed Jihaen templar says,
in northern-accented sirihish;
   "Are all men from Liur's loud mouthed braggarts?!"

In a deep and smarmy tone, the insanely-jawed, wild-haired stranger says, in sirihish;
   "Just me, baby.  Just me."
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« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2003, 02:51:09 PM »
I also get the urge sometimes to find some random link-dead obvious new character with one of those 'swarthy' or 'slender' or 'lithe' or 'swanky' descs, give them several hundred of my sid and just wait til they reconnect... then start accusing them loudly of theft.

Just to see the reaction when they check their inventory... :twisted:
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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2003, 03:11:04 AM »
contact templar

psi Can you hear me now? Good!

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Heh
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2003, 10:13:33 AM »
I have the urge to make a one time male PC named "smith" and join a house where they give you the title "agent" Were a nice black silk on linen suit with black sunslits.
on't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

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« Reply #60 on: August 10, 2003, 10:55:58 AM »
As I pick up the ends of my skirt to curtsey to a templar or noble I always have this urge

:curtseys to templar, then lifts her skirt way above her head for all zanthas to see..

I have yet to do it.
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« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2003, 04:34:46 PM »
During a recent situation I got the urge to try

steal sofa giant

Just for silliness' sake.
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« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2003, 06:26:34 PM »
I have a hard time suppressing the urge to quote things that would be entirely ooc, but that fit.

"The Spice must flow!"

"Spiders of unusual size?  I don't believe they exist."

and for no good reason at all...

"Curse you and your daily doubles, TreBEK."
quote="Larrath"]"On the 5th day of the Ascending Sun, in the Month of Whira's Very Annoying And Nearly Unreachable Itch, Lord Templar Mha Dceks set the Barrel on fire. The fire was hot".[/quote]

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« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2003, 09:12:25 PM »
emote jumps up on a wooden table.

say (howling with laughter) I am pimping you so hard!

say (gyrating ^me hips as #me points around the room) Eat this, bitches! Say my name! Say my fuckin' name!

The7DeadlyVenomz

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« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2003, 09:59:01 PM »
hide

sneak

e/e/e

bs tektolnes
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


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« Reply #65 on: August 22, 2003, 12:53:31 AM »
s (Moving in slow motion as a guitar wails in the background)

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« Reply #66 on: August 22, 2003, 01:31:36 AM »
Quote from: "Carnage"
I constantly want to make allusions to movies. One character of mine's friend was stuck in a dark hole. I wanted to yell, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"


ROFL

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« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2003, 01:52:00 AM »
For some reason all my characters end up knowing shit that is none of their goddamned business. Every once in a while I feel like standing in the middle of the tavern (you know, on those rare occassions where everybody and their mother are in the tavern) and just spewing everything I know, suiciding, making a new character and watching as they all disappear, one by one.

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« Reply #68 on: August 26, 2003, 01:38:35 AM »
'ask cook blowjob'

 :lol:
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
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You find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
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     "You are likely dead."

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« Reply #69 on: November 10, 2003, 10:37:05 PM »
Quote from: "HaiWolfe"
contact templar
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Rofl.
quote="CRW"]i very nearly crapped my pants today very far from my house in someone else's vehicle, what a day[/quote]

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« Reply #70 on: November 10, 2003, 11:14:07 PM »
Quote from: "Lazloth"
Quote from: "HaiWolfe"
contact templar
psi Can you hear me now? Good!

Rofl.


I second that...i"m currently in tears.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

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Re: Heh
« Reply #71 on: November 10, 2003, 11:17:56 PM »
Quote from: "Anarchy"
I have the urge to make a one time male PC named "smith" and join a house where they give you the title "agent" Were a nice black silk on linen suit with black sunslits.


roflmao...nice one...why can't I bee this clever??
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Tamarin

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« Reply #72 on: November 10, 2003, 11:26:40 PM »
I've always wanted to wait for an IMM to go vis, and then strip naked and do some sort of tribal rain dance.

emote looks up at Halaster, the shroud of death.
pemote eyes open wide as he gazes upward.
emote removes all his clothes, tossing them aside, and begins hopping around like a jackass in some form of twisted, circular foot-beating pattern.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

mansa

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« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2003, 11:45:41 PM »
Heh.  
However.  I actually _did_ that, one time, when I saw Halaster visible.

He went.  OOC  D00d.  Immortals aren't part of the game.  ONLY USE OOC.
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« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2003, 11:49:49 PM »
At the player staff meetings I've always wanted to:

>change ldesc is here, surrounded by an endless wave of gorgeous porn-stars