Author Topic: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...  (Read 3125 times)

Moofassa

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2009, 05:02:50 PM »
I deftly deflect women with my 14-pack of abs on a daily basis.
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Yokunama

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 03:11:18 PM »
You might be wielding a spear and see "you viciously leap towards the man, but your blow is deflected by his tough chitin codpiece" and such nonsense.

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RogueGunslinger

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2009, 03:15:02 PM »
A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a blow.

Gunnerblaster

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2009, 07:59:57 PM »
A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a "blow".
I see what you did there.

 :D

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Wait... Maybe my own perverted imagination made me see that. Here - Let me fix it.
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RogueGunslinger

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2009, 08:12:16 PM »
I'm more clever than I thought.

Moofassa

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2009, 11:05:58 PM »
No you're not. I am.
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Gagula

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2009, 11:41:53 PM »
I've actually seen this kind of stuff....more from slashing than piercing weapons though....it has to do with the angles and all.
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Archbaron

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2009, 01:03:54 AM »
Chuck Norris deftly deflects parries your blow with the fist behind his beard.
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Bushranger

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2009, 01:09:55 AM »
Balls of steel!
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SMuz

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2009, 12:28:34 PM »
A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a "blow".
I see what you did there.

 :D

Edited to add:
Wait... Maybe my own perverted imagination made me see that. Here - Let me fix it.
Oh, damn, now you made me see it. I can't emote dodging a blow from a female now without laughing out loud OOCly.

:keeps ~shield over his groin, deflecting the female's blow thrust swing.
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Synthesis

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Re: ...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2009, 12:38:54 PM »
A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a "blow".
I see what you did there.

 :D

Edited to add:
Wait... Maybe my own perverted imagination made me see that. Here - Let me fix it.
Oh, damn, now you made me see it. I can't emote dodging a blow from a female now without laughing out loud OOCly.

:keeps ~shield over his groin, deflecting the female's blow thrust swing.

Fail.
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