Anatomy of an elf

Started by spicemustflow, March 17, 2009, 06:57:00 AM

Maybe elves actually are ostriches, in disguise. Although that brings up some very interesting question about half-elves.
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It's even funnier because the smaller guy is standing behind the bigger guy.

im tall
your mother is an elf.

Quote from: Synthesis on March 22, 2009, 03:05:14 PM
Quote from: SMuz on March 22, 2009, 12:07:00 PM
Hmm.. I think they're like ostriches. But without the powerful kicking.

I've been kicked for 25 hp by an elf before....There goes that theory.
Ostriches can kill with a kick :P
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that that cheetah could overpower me pretty easily too, especially if she gathered a little bit of momentum.

Play more city elves people!!!!

*slinks away into the darkness*
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Quote from: titansfan on March 23, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Play more city elves people!!!!

*slinks away into the darkness*

The cake is a lie.
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When I saw Zoomanity in Vegas, there was this freakishly tall person that had done really odd things to their torso with a corset.  Maybe they are an elf.

I would try to find a picture, but Zoomanity is nsfw.
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Elves are like the dude from Nightmare Before Christmas.
your mother is an elf.

Quote from: Moofassa on March 26, 2009, 05:09:42 PM
Elves are like the dude from Nightmare Before Christmas.

Moofassa wins.
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