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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2009, 06:59:28 AM »
Something tells me I could play soley d-elves from now until when Arm1 closes, and still be very happy doing it.

QFT, for reals.
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2009, 11:08:25 PM »
Absolutely bitchin time to be playing a Fang.
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2009, 05:16:35 PM »
I know, pity you're overcrowded :(.

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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2009, 10:54:13 PM »
Bumping this thread. If you're into the gritty, dirty, shady side of desert elves, definitely try Red Fang.

Enjoy the hate guys.

Running after Carru, catching them, then eating them while they are still breathing is a Red Fang's version of 'fast food'.


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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2009, 05:32:34 PM »
Play Red Fangs.

That is all.
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2009, 05:45:49 PM »
Come find the hate you've been looking for.
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« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2009, 06:01:15 PM »
While having never played one, I've always ended up sending kudos to Red Fangs I have interacted with. They seem like a great clan.
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« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2009, 04:48:17 AM »
Any of you sissified pansies bored of the soft, comfy city life yet?  8)
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« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2009, 09:34:26 AM »
Any of you sissified pansies bored of the soft, comfy city life yet?  8)

No. *goes back to sipping his cosmopolitan*
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2009, 12:17:56 PM »
Life in the T'zai Byn is never boring.
You give your towering mound of dung to the inordinately young-spirited Shalooonsh.
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2009, 01:03:47 PM »
I heartily disagree with the Poop Master. Red Fangs are likely the grittiest tribe in our gritty world. The T'zai Byn have nothing on the Red Fangs.

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« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2009, 09:47:36 PM »
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BOOYA SUCKAH!
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« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2009, 03:24:06 AM »
I heartily disagree with the Poop Master. Red Fangs are likely the grittiest tribe in our gritty world. The T'zai Byn have nothing on the Red Fangs.

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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2009, 07:35:55 PM »
It's a well known fact that the Red Fangs introduced scrabs to Zalanthas.

No, not the kind newbies hunt.

The larger, scuttlier kind that you catch Ocandra night when the Byn are off for the weekend. You know what I'm talking about.
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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2009, 04:10:45 PM »
Some facts about Red Fang

All Red Fangs have hearts of gold, really. 24k.

The skills Hide, sneak, an flee were instituted into the codebase to give armers a false sense of security after Red Fangs were introduced.

Armageddon's first incarnation has yet to end because a Red Fang npc simply told the immortals that it wasn't bored yet.

The copper war in 1567 was not ended when Tuluki forces withdrew, but when a small pack of Red Fangs showed up, annoyed that the noise of war had disturbed their sleep. They were given all the copper Tuluk collected as a formal apology while Allanak swore to protect the mines on Fang's behalf from that day forward.

Most Red Fangs enjoy a good game of Mek tipping now and again, the greatest part is they don't actually touch the Mek. They stare it down until it faints.

Red Fangs invented the half-elf

Zalanthas used to be primarily water. Then the tribe got thirsty.

Before the sorceror kings go to sleep, they check under their beds for Red Fangs.

A Red Fang child once promises himself to Tek as a slave in exchange for his rugged good looks and unparalleled badassery, shortly after the trade the young Red Fang bitch-slapped Tek and said he was going home. Tek, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now meet to play Kruth every first Detal of every month.

Red Fangs can quit a footrace halfway through and still win.

Red Fangs can dodge sand.

Red Fangs will be in Armageddon Reborn, once an Highlord attempted to delete the Red Fang docs and that staffer was never heard of again. Not even the immortals have the courage to fuck with Red Fangs.

Rumor has it that when the world ends, everyone will die. However, Red Fangs will not die.. they'll just be the reason the world ends.

A red-fangs mild-mannered alter ego: Tektolnes

If you have an argument with a Red Fang it won't last long. Not because Fangs have a sense forgiveness, and understanding, but because you don't with your brain kicked in.

A Red Fang once traded with Kadius for a silk thong by offering a handful of lint, some sand, a palmful of Gimpka turds and one of the elf's own teeth. That fabled elf recieved a wagon and a bronze dagger before the agent could let them go feeling fair about the trade.

The Silt Skimmer was invented as the only safe way for southerners to avoid Red Fangs.

A Red Fang once looked at steinal. Steinal, feeling threatened, buried itself beneath the desert.

One of the first Red Fangs told the story of his most difficult fight, the story goes that he was captured by a southern templar and tossed into the arena. The match pitted his left testicle against a Gaj. The Fang was born right testicled but he spent countless hours training to make himself ambitesticled so as not to have a weakness in battle. Despite that, the toughest part of the match was that the Fang himself was not actually allowed to enter the arena and had to push his testicle through bone bars of the arena gate. 3 hours into the fight, the Gaj lay defeated and the Fang was set free.
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2009, 05:10:25 PM »
Majikal... That was Magical..
So Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."

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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2009, 05:21:41 PM »
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2009, 05:29:20 PM »
ZoŽ: You've never heard of Red Fangs?
Symon: No. Campfire stories and elves gone savage on the edge of Vrun Driathó
ZoŽ: They're not stories.
Symon: What happens if they raid us?
ZoŽ: They take the wagon, they'll rape us to death, and sew our skin into their clothing. And if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Red Fang culture is deep; but, perhaps best of all: they were designed to be playable. Trust me. 8)
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2009, 05:53:09 PM »
Some MORE facts about Red Fang
Red Fangs don't quit out, they just log back in occasionally to sort through the loot.

Muk Utep cracked open a magickal Tregil that released pain, suffering, evil and betrayal into the world. Tektolnes combined these forces into one tribe, Red Fang.

Sandstorms are the deserts way of trying to get away from Red Fangs.

1348
Without warning, Tektolnes bans the use of spice in Allanak.
# of kickass tribes: 1, Letters in RED: 3, Fang: 4, RED FANGS: 8
1348... a coincidence? I think not. Fangs just told Tek to lay off their stash of party supplies.

There is a 100% chance a Red Fang is in your pc's family tree, not by choice of course.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not a Red Fang.

Running after Carru, catching them, then eating them while they are still breathing is a Red Fang's version of 'fast food'.

When a 'license to kill' is handed out in Tuluk, you'll notice in the description it's merely a picture of a Red Fang.

Red Fangs are responsible for the name 'armageddon', it came about when a staffer listened in on one of the tribes first rpt's where they discussed future plans. Rumor has it that until that day the MUD could be found under the title "Quirri kittens and sunshine"

Red Fangs spice up their meals with Cilops Venom.

Red Fang members get a unique login screen
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2009, 07:08:27 PM »
Majickal....I don't know what to say....


It's....so beautiful.

Running after Carru, catching them, then eating them while they are still breathing is a Red Fang's version of 'fast food'.


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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2009, 07:24:25 PM »
... awwwwesome. Only way to describe it.

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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2009, 07:28:16 PM »
Refer to earlier post then times by 10
So Eunoli Winrothol, Samos Rennik, and Thrain Ironsword walk into a bar. The Red Fang bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."

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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2009, 10:24:04 PM »
I am SO carrying this as my new sig.

Running after Carru, catching them, then eating them while they are still breathing is a Red Fang's version of 'fast food'.


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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2009, 12:06:03 AM »
Some facts about Red Fang part 3

Red Fangs are proof that X-D can't own all.

Most Red Fangs have the heart of an innocent child. They keep it in a small box under the sleepin mats.

A Red Fang once got beeped when he was sparring three Mekillots unarmed, the character is still around simply because the mantis head doesn't have the balls to tell him what happened.

If you rearrange the letters in "Red Fang" you get "Best clan ever", but you have to try really hard.

Red Fangs only drink the blood of their enemies, but they cleverly disguise it as muddy water, grey water, or water.

A Red Fang once found out it had a soft spot for kittens, the Fang vomited up the soft spot and named it the T'zai Byn.

Red Fangs can smell, taste, and urinate fear.

Red Fangs do not eat desert rations or travel cakes, they do, however, eat desert travelers.

The Red Fangs killed both the god kings in secret 3 years ago, the reason, they hate wannabe's.

The beloved game "Tek's tower" was invented by Red Fang as a warning.
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Re: Scavengers Wanted - Challenge Yourself!
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2009, 12:30:06 AM »
A Red Fang once got beeped when he was sparring three Mekillots unarmed, the character is still around simply because the mantis head doesn't have the balls to tell him what happened.

My personal favorite.
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