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Marauder Moe

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Random Armageddon thoughts
« on: June 15, 2008, 02:39:14 PM »
I wonder if it's illegal for gemmed mages to grow really long beards.

Synthesis

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 03:07:14 PM »
Pshaw, that's only one thought.

I expect more!
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Marauder Moe

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 05:05:08 PM »
Pshaw, that's only one thought.

I expect more!
That's where you come in.

Synthesis

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 05:11:37 PM »
If a killer-for-hire went fishing, would he be a bassassin?
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 05:14:59 PM »
He would be dead, because the only sea is made of silt and all the bass are really silt horrors.

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 05:30:11 PM »
I wonder what the statistics are on how many aides are assassins.
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 05:45:35 PM »
I wonder what the stats are on how many aides are Psi's.
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 05:46:15 PM »
I wonder what the stats are on how many aides are Psi's.

I wonder why it took fifteen minutes for someone to rejoin with that.
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 08:21:00 PM »
I wonder what the stats are on how many aides are Psi's.

I wonder why it took fifteen minutes for someone to rejoin with that.

I wonder what said Psi Aide was doing during those fifteen minutes.
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2008, 09:01:02 PM »
I wonder what the stats are on how many aides are Psi's.

I wonder why it took fifteen minutes for someone to rejoin with that.

I wonder what said Psi Aide was doing during those fifteen minutes.

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2008, 11:47:47 PM »
I wonder where all the spice went.  Oh yeah, up my nose.

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2008, 11:49:55 PM »
I wonder where all the spice went.  Oh yeah, up my nose.

I wonder why you didn't smoke it.
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2008, 12:31:53 AM »
What color is agafari?  Since agafari are light colored hardwoods does that mean hardwood is a color now?
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2008, 11:32:47 AM »
I wonder what said Psi Aide was doing during those fifteen minutes.

Mudsexing, duh.
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2008, 01:47:09 PM »
I wonder what said Psi Aide was doing during those fifteen minutes.

Mudsexing, duh.

That's what Assassin Aide said it was gonna be.
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Marauder Moe

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2008, 02:06:34 PM »
I wonder what said Psi Aide was doing during those fifteen minutes.

Mudsexing, duh.

That's what Assassin Aide said it was gonna be.

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Winterless

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2008, 02:21:02 PM »
What color is agafari?  Since agafari are light colored hardwoods does that mean hardwood is a color now?

Probably similar to a pine. I hate pine furniture.... it's so boring.

Inix77

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 02:33:05 PM »
What if a dummy could fight back? Would it kick my ass, for having to just stand there and take the pain all the time?
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2008, 02:49:31 PM »
A dummy meets your charge, and knocks YOU over!

 ???

Inix77

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2008, 03:00:45 PM »
Yeah, I know that, that's when he occasionally breaks his prison, but what if you gave him a weapon and said 'bring it bitch', would he beat the shit out of me?
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brytta.leofa

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2008, 03:30:19 PM »
> give sword dummy
> give sword dummy
> wish all Would someone plz animate the NPC I'm fighting?
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2008, 08:22:24 PM »
I've seen that guy, who could not make up his mind and mounted/dismounted his beast at least three times in a row.

I wonder if including -sexily- into list of adverbial commands would help to understand the scene better, so you know when he is going for a trip and when he is looking for relief.

FuSoYa

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2008, 08:38:46 PM »
APMs are the shit and I want to go to another and be independently wealthy in real life.

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fourTwenty

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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2008, 08:42:19 PM »
Sharak-a-mote
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Re: Random Armageddon thoughts
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2008, 08:55:12 PM »
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