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Kismetic

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2775 on: July 15, 2011, 02:09:34 PM »
Oh, true that
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

Symphony

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2776 on: July 15, 2011, 02:10:11 PM »
FOLLOWUP:

My lady friend, the one I posted about back in September taking to tortall's house and to see Widespread Panic with ender in Atlanta... we're still dating.

I took her on a date the other night to this restaurant DeCasa, this local Mexican place.  We drank two pitchers of margaritas. 

Got really shit-faced.  Started arguing.  I sort of... threw her phone across the parking lot... then she threw half a cinder block at my car.




No more margarita dates for a while.




Uh, she didn't throw it AT your car.. She threw it and HIT your car, brother. I think I might've gone over the deep-end dealing with that one.


- Symph

No no you see, by date Ghost means "chased his wife around the house with his penis till she cried".

brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2777 on: July 15, 2011, 02:15:53 PM »
lordcooper is a Brit, from what I gather...I'm not sure how big Seinfeld is over there.

I think he's actually Welsh.


I'm doing coffee with a lass tomorrow morning, if she doesn't throw another schedule exception.  But she's so purty.
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Symphony

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2778 on: July 15, 2011, 02:19:14 PM »
lordcooper is a Brit, from what I gather...I'm not sure how big Seinfeld is over there.

I think he's actually Welsh.


I'm doing coffee with a lass tomorrow morning, if she doesn't throw another schedule exception.  But she's so purty.

A schedule exception? This isn't programming, brytta!!  :P


- Symph

No no you see, by date Ghost means "chased his wife around the house with his penis till she cried".

Kismetic

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2779 on: July 15, 2011, 02:20:41 PM »
He admitted to chucking her cellular, Symph, so it's not like he didn't invite the craziness.  My bet is that Kron <3s the hot makeup sex (who wouldn't?).
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

lordcooper

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2780 on: July 15, 2011, 03:13:05 PM »
Wales is in Britain...
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mansa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2781 on: July 15, 2011, 04:54:39 PM »
I told this one girl that I would take her out for her birthday.  It was a month ago but yesterday was the day we went.

She started to feel feint and thought she might pass out, in the middle of eating our food.

I took it all in stride, not freaking out, getting water and sale, continuing to talk to her as she leaned her head against a wall and almost fell asleep.  I didn't let her fall asleep as I kept asking her questions about her day.

After paying for dinner, I said, "You can't take the bus alone right now, so come on over to my house until you feel well."

We watched a couple movies, "Sukiyaki-Western Django" and after she said she never saw it, "The Big Lebowski".  It was good.   She felt better.

Then we fell asleep.
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2782 on: July 15, 2011, 05:32:50 PM »
What did you put in her drink this time mansa

Ender

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2783 on: July 15, 2011, 06:24:32 PM »
Went on a date on Sunday with a girl I've known for awhile, and had a really great time.  Today she texts me saying she just wants to be friends.

I'm going to go out and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore.
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Symphony

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2784 on: July 15, 2011, 06:34:31 PM »
Went on a date on Sunday with a girl I've known for awhile, and had a really great time.  Today she texts me saying she just wants to be friends.

I'm going to go out and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore.

 :'( Sorry to hear it bud.

On a side note though, if after you've gotten to the necessary intoxication level for tonight, find the nearest person and chase them around with your penis until they cry. I promise you'll feel feelings and they'll be laughter! I promise!


- Symph

No no you see, by date Ghost means "chased his wife around the house with his penis till she cried".

Barzalene

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2785 on: July 15, 2011, 07:11:17 PM »
Went on a date on Sunday with a girl I've known for awhile, and had a really great time.  Today she texts me saying she just wants to be friends.

I'm going to go out and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore.

Clearly she's not very smart. You can do better. You're a catch.
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Gunnerblaster

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2786 on: July 15, 2011, 11:35:32 PM »
Went on a date on Sunday with a girl I've known for awhile, and had a really great time.  Today she texts me saying she just wants to be friends.

I'm going to go out and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore.
That's pretty fucked. Should just shoot her a text back saying, "And I just want to fuck."

No, but seriously - Screw her. Like Barz said, you're better off.
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Ender

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2787 on: July 16, 2011, 01:10:36 AM »
I'm going to go out and drink until I can't feel feelings anymore.

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Kismetic

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2788 on: July 16, 2011, 01:55:56 AM »
Judging by the image, not only do you no longer have feelings, but you've tossed scruples and rationale out the window with them!  Hope you feel better, man.
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

Ender

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2789 on: July 16, 2011, 02:03:31 AM »
Judging by the image, not only do you no longer have feelings, but you've tossed scruples and rationale out the window with them!  Hope you feel better, man.

Sorta!

To reference my quote.  I'm very grateful for inebriants to take ones mind off bothersome thoughts.
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Cind

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2791 on: July 16, 2011, 03:14:28 AM »
Black hair. <3 don't know why.
Playing something new could be just what you need!

Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2792 on: July 16, 2011, 09:18:55 AM »
I like girls with shaved heads

Gunnerblaster

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2793 on: July 16, 2011, 11:00:07 AM »
I like girls with shaved heads

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Laura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

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She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

boog

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2794 on: July 16, 2011, 12:39:25 PM »
I like hairy men.
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brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2795 on: July 16, 2011, 01:00:51 PM »
DEBRIEFING: Hates cats. Loves "contemporary" worship services. This ain't gonna hunt.

(She's still purty.)
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The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
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Yam

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2796 on: July 16, 2011, 02:01:00 PM »
what a contemporary worship service

brytta.leofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2797 on: July 16, 2011, 03:20:41 PM »
what a contemporary worship service

Compare and contrast:



I only linked you up some Caucasian praisin' because boy you ain't ready

(I didn't really listen to much of the second one because it's pretty boring. Lemme know if there's swearing at the end or something.)
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

boog

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2798 on: July 16, 2011, 03:33:53 PM »
Why don't you just date a Unitarian? Jesus.
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Seeker

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2799 on: July 16, 2011, 03:47:44 PM »
what a contemporary worship service

Compare and contrast:



I only linked you up some Caucasian praisin' because boy you ain't ready

(I didn't really listen to much of the second one because it's pretty boring. Lemme know if there's swearing at the end or something.)

My church leaders made it pretty plain that flashy lights, lewd guitars riffs, and pandering to or being part of screaming, hormone-fueled crowds involved in idolatry were the Devil's own devices.... but, meh, whatever.  If you want to lure others to perdition by pretending that its "contemporary worship,", whatever.  Good luck with your date, hommes.   8) ;)
Sitting in your comfort,
You don't believe I'm real,
But you cannot buy protection
from the way that I feel.