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Akaramu

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6575 on: February 19, 2018, 06:15:46 PM »

MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6576 on: March 05, 2018, 09:14:16 PM »
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried thanking the bus driver as you disembark?

SuchDragonWow

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6577 on: March 06, 2018, 03:52:16 PM »
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried thanking the bus driver as you disembark?

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Ourla

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6578 on: May 16, 2018, 10:16:05 PM »
Sharing because I think it's hilarious. I live in Oregon and currently work as a "budtender," selling legal weed in a retail setting. I met a hottie on Bumble. Neither of us mentioned our jobs in our profiles.

Turns out he's in law enforcement.

We're going out again next Saturday.   :o
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Riev

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6579 on: May 17, 2018, 12:40:16 PM »
Nobody is good enough for my Ourla.
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Is Friday

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6580 on: May 17, 2018, 06:19:41 PM »
Sharing because I think it's hilarious. I live in Oregon and currently work as a "budtender," selling legal weed in a retail setting. I met a hottie on Bumble. Neither of us mentioned our jobs in our profiles.

Turns out he's in law enforcement.

We're going out again next Saturday.   :o
I had some interactions with Portland Police, once. Wish I could say I didn't meet an asshole. Ah well. You're probably not dating that guy.
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

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Gunnerblaster

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6581 on: July 29, 2018, 10:44:55 PM »
I have a coffee date. I don't know how to coffee or date.

I suspect I will be posting the follow-up in the Blunder's thread.
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MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
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Brytta Léofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6583 on: July 30, 2018, 01:39:28 PM »


All these things are true but people are still pretty cool.
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MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6584 on: July 31, 2018, 12:51:57 PM »
My capacity for self-delusion when it comes to the intentions of women I'm attracted to is impressive.

valeria

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6585 on: July 31, 2018, 05:45:13 PM »
Hanging out outside a restaurant in my car for a first date after I had to cancel our Sunday plans, since I was still too dizzy and nauseated to drive. It's raining and I probably look like a creep as I gaze inquisitively at people strolling along in this busy parking lot.

LauraMars

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6586 on: August 01, 2018, 09:04:20 AM »
why do I hate

everyone I date
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MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6587 on: August 01, 2018, 09:34:32 AM »
LauraMars is single?

Akaramu

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6588 on: August 01, 2018, 11:02:38 AM »
LauraMars is single?

 :o My wife is cheating on me!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOO!

LauraMars

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6589 on: August 01, 2018, 11:26:42 AM »
LauraMars is single?

no

:o My wife is cheating on me!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOO!

never!
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Bebop

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6590 on: August 01, 2018, 01:56:06 PM »

JustAnotherGuy

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6591 on: August 01, 2018, 02:35:09 PM »
Or you might get me.
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Akaramu

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6592 on: August 01, 2018, 03:11:07 PM »

JustAnotherGuy

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6593 on: August 01, 2018, 04:24:56 PM »


Sorry, I had to.  lol
Or you might get me.
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MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6594 on: August 02, 2018, 01:45:42 AM »
Was LauraMars making fun of everyone else's dating trouble or just lowkey complaining about her own dates that she goes on?

LauraMars

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6595 on: August 02, 2018, 10:10:27 AM »
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Bebop

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6596 on: August 03, 2018, 03:22:53 AM »

MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6597 on: August 06, 2018, 10:43:52 PM »
This person I have been mooning over is posting snippets of a date on Instagram, does that count?

I turned off stalker post notifications, I need to get the fuck over itttt~

Brytta Léofa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6598 on: August 06, 2018, 11:53:57 PM »
Ask her out or ask someone else out. Or both, preferably.
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MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6599 on: August 07, 2018, 06:00:27 AM »
I think the last episode of Sense8 turned me polyamorous so that is an idea.