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Akaramu

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6575 on: February 19, 2018, 06:15:46 PM »

MeTekillot

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6576 on: March 05, 2018, 09:14:16 PM »
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried thanking the bus driver as you disembark?
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SuchDragonWow

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6577 on: March 06, 2018, 03:52:16 PM »
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you tried thanking the bus driver as you disembark?

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Ourla

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6578 on: May 16, 2018, 10:16:05 PM »
Sharing because I think it's hilarious. I live in Oregon and currently work as a "budtender," selling legal weed in a retail setting. I met a hottie on Bumble. Neither of us mentioned our jobs in our profiles.

Turns out he's in law enforcement.

We're going out again next Saturday.   :o
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Riev

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6579 on: May 17, 2018, 12:40:16 PM »
Nobody is good enough for my Ourla.
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Is Friday

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #6580 on: May 17, 2018, 06:19:41 PM »
Sharing because I think it's hilarious. I live in Oregon and currently work as a "budtender," selling legal weed in a retail setting. I met a hottie on Bumble. Neither of us mentioned our jobs in our profiles.

Turns out he's in law enforcement.

We're going out again next Saturday.   :o
I had some interactions with Portland Police, once. Wish I could say I didn't meet an asshole. Ah well. You're probably not dating that guy.
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.