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rishenko

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2750 on: July 12, 2011, 08:40:41 AM »
With women, there is always some batshit crazy lurking somewhere  ;)

Ha!  I'd take a little batshit over mind-numbingly dull any day.  As long as it's a teaspoon, and not the whole jar.  :P

This.

Kalai

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2751 on: July 12, 2011, 08:55:19 AM »
I'm quite happy I can be mind-numbingly dull with with my boyfriend and he doesn't mind.  :D (Maybe I'm only being dull by my standards, couldn't say.) Trying to be interesting all the time is exhausting! He knows it's in there.  ;) Sometimes it's nice to just be comfortable.

rishenko

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2752 on: July 12, 2011, 09:09:12 AM »
Kalai, it's all relative to what you need. Some would find my life dull, others would think it too exciting. I found a woman who matches me both mentally and physically, and makes me want to strive to better myself.

I would never call that dull, regardless of the opinions of others. :)

lordcooper

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2753 on: July 12, 2011, 11:17:48 AM »
yes if you live in a tiny horrible closet (fathi can attest to this)
Couldn't be much worse than it is around this area.  You pay $1,500 for a tiny horrible closet so if I could move somewhere cheaper - Even $600 a month, for an apartment, isn't bad if I'll still be making about the same that I'm making now.

Move to Wales!  400-500 a month will get you a 3 bedroom house.
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Gunnerblaster

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2754 on: July 12, 2011, 11:22:18 AM »
Move to Wales!  400-500 a month will get you a 3 bedroom house.

Wales? wtf would I do there? Lol.
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lordcooper

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2755 on: July 12, 2011, 11:27:03 AM »
Move to Wales!  400-500 a month will get you a 3 bedroom house.

Wales? wtf would I do there? Lol.

Same as the rest of us.  Sheep.
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Cindy42

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2756 on: July 13, 2011, 08:35:36 PM »
i'm constantly and consistently self-conscious of my ass in public. ugh

i'm pretty sure its the number one reason i get hit on.

my mom is beautiful and skinny and looks young enough to be my sister. she is also incredibly aloof in public. as for myself, i like smiling at people and, sometimes, i will spontaneously break into dance. i think a lot of being hit on is appearing approachable.
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2757 on: July 13, 2011, 10:15:53 PM »
i had a random girl in a car tell me i had a nice ass

while i was riding my bike

downtown ottawa


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Rairen

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2758 on: July 13, 2011, 10:42:31 PM »
i'm constantly and consistently self-conscious of my ass in public. ugh

i'm pretty sure its the number one reason i get hit on.

my mom is beautiful and skinny and looks young enough to be my sister. she is also incredibly aloof in public. as for myself, i like smiling at people and, sometimes, i will spontaneously break into dance. i think a lot of being hit on is appearing approachable.


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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2759 on: July 13, 2011, 10:45:35 PM »
I already touched it.
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Samoa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2760 on: July 15, 2011, 01:56:33 AM »
I had a date this evening.

I, uh, can only eat soup again and I also think I may have had a seizure. That was different.
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Gunnerblaster

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2761 on: July 15, 2011, 02:09:27 AM »
I had a date this evening.

I, uh, can only eat soup again and I also think I may have had a seizure. That was different.

wtf?
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Sephiroto

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2762 on: July 15, 2011, 02:11:57 AM »
Go to bed Gunnerblaster.  You can't handle it.

Gunnerblaster

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2763 on: July 15, 2011, 02:24:10 AM »
Go to bed Gunnerblaster.  You can't handle it.

I don't even know if I want to.
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Kronibas

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2764 on: July 15, 2011, 03:57:26 AM »
FOLLOWUP:

My lady friend, the one I posted about back in September taking to tortall's house and to see Widespread Panic with ender in Atlanta... we're still dating.

I took her on a date the other night to this restaurant DeCasa, this local Mexican place.  We drank two pitchers of margaritas. 

Got really shit-faced.  Started arguing.  I sort of... threw her phone across the parking lot... then she threw half a cinder block at my car.




No more margarita dates for a while.


Karma police, arrest this man...

Samoa

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2765 on: July 15, 2011, 04:03:23 AM »

No more margarita dates for a while.

It's all the salt on the rim of the glass.
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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2766 on: July 15, 2011, 04:30:27 AM »
FOLLOWUP:

My lady friend, the one I posted about back in September taking to tortall's house and to see Widespread Panic with ender in Atlanta... we're still dating.

I took her on a date the other night to this restaurant DeCasa, this local Mexican place.  We drank two pitchers of margaritas. 

Got really shit-faced.  Started arguing.  I sort of... threw her phone across the parking lot... then she threw half a cinder block at my car.




No more margarita dates for a while.




Damn son, you sure know how to pick 'em. ;D

boog

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2767 on: July 15, 2011, 07:18:58 AM »
I'd have to say Kroni dates the craziest ones of them all. You other boys are pretty safe, I think. He takes the weirdos.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
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musashi

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2768 on: July 15, 2011, 07:26:31 AM »
I want Kroni and Samoa to go on a date.
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Kismetic

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2769 on: July 15, 2011, 07:59:21 AM »
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

lordcooper

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2770 on: July 15, 2011, 08:19:08 AM »
I think Samoas idea of a date is rather similar to my idea of getting beaten up quite badly.
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Sephiroto

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2771 on: July 15, 2011, 01:48:11 PM »
I told you it was a bad idea, Kron.

Folks like 'em crazy, I guess.  Crazy isn't boring.

lordcooper

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2772 on: July 15, 2011, 01:53:59 PM »
I, uh, can only eat soup again



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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2773 on: July 15, 2011, 02:01:48 PM »
Lol ...  I guess nobody around here ever watched Seinfeld.

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Re: I went on a date..
« Reply #2774 on: July 15, 2011, 02:06:53 PM »
lordcooper is a Brit, from what I gather...I'm not sure how big Seinfeld is over there.
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