Author Topic: lolageddon  (Read 21435 times)

Goldberry

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #175 on: December 18, 2007, 10:10:26 PM »
Looks like they dug it up and then stood it upright on it's tippy toes.
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Gunnerblaster

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #176 on: December 20, 2007, 08:50:08 PM »
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofa
Laura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Angela Christine

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #177 on: December 21, 2007, 05:06:44 AM »
Lets shake things up with some lolweezers!


































































Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

RogueGunslinger

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #178 on: December 21, 2007, 06:08:47 AM »
The complete randomness of lolbees made me spew coffee on my screen.


brytta.leofa

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #179 on: December 21, 2007, 10:35:23 AM »
i hope this isnt too ic info.

Woke up quick at red-moon noon
Just thought that I had to be in the Outpost soon
Get drunk and outta 'nak before the day begin
Before my clannie starts gripin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Sand-skinny at the Gaj trashin' on my tribe
Reached in my pack and grabbed my blade
Point it at that 'necker and talk some shade
I give a fair chance, ain't just chummin'
But like I thought, runner lip keep runnin'
Jump off that stool and knee him low
Swing side to side, let skinny-juice flo'
Slap black on the bar to keep the man mellow
Shove spice down deep for the gate guard fella
Sing Three-Wind Thrind as I ride to the Fist
and my own li'l song, went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' up the Red on my inix rack
Jockin' the raptors, gankin' the 'backs
Went to the Silver to talk some spice
The 'breeds gather 'round a-jinkin' their dice
A bug parks up, who can it be?
It's Khortoc Salarr an' his drinkin'  team
They slap black down and start to say
Gith-girl wanna join up the check-an'-grey?

Cuz the 'Seik in the sand are always hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
Al'Seik on my right, raptors to be fought
Don't quote me, 'breed, cuz I ain't said naught...
« Last Edit: December 21, 2007, 10:36:59 AM by brytta.leofa »
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

Ghost

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #180 on: December 21, 2007, 11:35:23 AM »








OMG MY EYES AAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
some of my posts are serious stuff

Zoltan

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #181 on: December 21, 2007, 11:45:44 AM »
i hope this isnt too ic info...

Holy shit!  :o
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The7DeadlyVenomz

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #182 on: December 21, 2007, 12:27:13 PM »
Brytta, you rock.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


brytta.leofa

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #183 on: December 21, 2007, 01:56:24 PM »

Mistah Sid's in the place to tell me the pain
He said my man Malik is on the skellebain
That Malik boy walked at my right side
'till I caught him wit' my ticket try to steal a ride
Chased him up Caravan to call us a deal
The silly gith-kanker pull out a jambiya
Little did he know I had a loaded bolt-throwa
Tapped a taint in his belly, finished when I get closer

Cuz the 'Seik in the sand are always hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
Al'Seik on my right, raptors to be fought
Don't quote me, 'breed, cuz I ain't said naught...

I'm rollin' hard now I'm under control
Then fed my inix to a gith patrol
I grab my spear and said oh brother
Gonna jink bent-backs and go buy another
Walkin' down to the Black and pass the Arabet ride
Hear the red-blue feathers running spice on the side
Stroll through the merc gate an' they get wrung over
Some half-giant corp'ral got a head on his shoulders
'bet-girl gettin' stoked for resistin' arrest
Tried to choke militia when they fuss her dress
Now the dancer's caught for doin' the crime
No sport in the Arena, she'll do some time.

I asked up a templa' but there was no bail
'bet-girl start a riot in the city jail
Swanky fella in the bar, name of Otter-kiss
But the stupid bard lass already give him a dis'
Disruption of a court, said the magistrate men
On a death-deal sentence girl just smile at him
Saber Boys to the arena and they throwed her in
Arabet pump her fist and she give us a grin
She yelled out "maar" and then came Amos.

Boy crash the gate with a loaded-up cross'
Sergeant shot the 'bet but he didn't stop
Templar's mad as Krath, soldiers throw 'em back
Let out the Gaj and they're back-to-back.

Cuz the tribes in the sand are always hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
'Seik on my right, gith to be fought
Don't quote me, 'breed, cuz I ain't said naught...


The rhyme begins to fail but is perhaps still sufficient for the artistic style herein aspired to.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

Angela Christine

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #184 on: December 25, 2007, 09:28:33 PM »
Holiday lolcats!!!   :)







































Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

manonfire

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #185 on: December 28, 2007, 12:25:44 PM »
Epic long cat is epic. And long.



Edit: Damn, talk about compression. That makes me sad.



brytta.leofa

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #186 on: December 28, 2007, 12:47:31 PM »
Epic long cat is epic. And long.

Arguably, not quite SFW. Your W may vary.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

Adiadochokinesis

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #187 on: December 28, 2007, 12:51:16 PM »
I like the part where it impales the school girl.

manonfire

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #188 on: December 28, 2007, 01:22:45 PM »
Epic long cat is epic. And long.

Arguably, not quite SFW. Your W may vary.

I'm a vacuum of caring.



Bogre

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #189 on: December 28, 2007, 06:54:52 PM »
Compressed cat is compressed.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.

RogueGunslinger

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #190 on: January 01, 2008, 10:04:33 AM »
AC I want more! ;D

Angela Christine

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #191 on: January 01, 2008, 11:03:37 AM »
AC I want more! ;D

You may have noticed I've been lazy lately and have been lifting all my generic lolcats from I Can Has Cheezburger dot Com. http://icanhascheezburger.com/  It iis a website that anyone can visit.    Admitedly I only repost the ones I think are funny, but in a pinch you can sort through them yourself to find the funny ones.   ;)





















Ah, here we have something not from ICHC, a cheery Winston video.  I love Winston.   


Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

Angela Christine

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #192 on: January 02, 2008, 09:56:00 PM »
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

Angela Christine

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #193 on: February 13, 2008, 03:09:24 PM »





































Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

The7DeadlyVenomz

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #194 on: February 13, 2008, 03:16:44 PM »
Haha.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Ghost

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Re: lolageddon
« Reply #195 on: February 13, 2008, 09:32:14 PM »
OMG AC IS BACK

YAY
some of my posts are serious stuff