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LauraMars

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« Reply #75 on: February 28, 2006, 12:22:43 PM »
backstab tamarin
unspeakable damage chest
dead tamarin, ha!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Cuusardo

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« Reply #76 on: February 28, 2006, 12:23:18 PM »
Pathetic mortals
I smite you all with my fists
Ha ha ha!  I win!
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You know what I love about the word panic?  In Czech, it's the word for "male virgin".

Tamarin

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« Reply #77 on: February 28, 2006, 12:24:28 PM »
I deflect you now.
Go somewhere else, Cuusardo.
*hugs laura and runs*
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Vanth

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« Reply #78 on: February 28, 2006, 12:25:09 PM »
emote hands Tam'rin
a Kleenex and some armor
painfully shot down
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LauraMars

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« Reply #79 on: February 28, 2006, 12:25:20 PM »
oh fine i heart you
together we rule the world
ginka sucks us off
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Cuusardo

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« Reply #80 on: February 28, 2006, 12:25:32 PM »
Feel my wrath, mortal
Cuusardo is here to stay
Prepare for DAS BOOT!
Quote from: Anael
You know what I love about the word panic?  In Czech, it's the word for "male virgin".

Tamarin

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« Reply #81 on: February 28, 2006, 12:26:07 PM »
use 'em', Vanth my love
that's an abbreviation.
it saves syllables.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Malifaxis

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« Reply #82 on: February 28, 2006, 12:26:14 PM »
Steps on Tamarin
Steps on and keeps on stomping
Stomping and laughing.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Vanth

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« Reply #83 on: February 28, 2006, 12:28:37 PM »
"Feel my wrath, mortal"
Hey, that's my line. Remember:
I know who you play.

Mortals, so fragile.
Shall I animate your kank?
Or load up a mek?
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Tamarin

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« Reply #84 on: February 28, 2006, 12:28:46 PM »
mmmmm harder Mali
i like it best when you're rough
don't forget the plums.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Anael

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« Reply #85 on: February 28, 2006, 12:31:10 PM »
You're my hero, Vanth
Your poetry is so good
Do I get karma?
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  A well-placed grunt can be worth a thousand words.

Vanth

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« Reply #86 on: February 28, 2006, 12:33:01 PM »
Karma for haiku?
Interesting thought, but no.
Sorry, Anael.
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Cuusardo

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« Reply #87 on: February 28, 2006, 12:33:21 PM »
Salt and pepper, or
Something like milk and honey?
Go 'head, eat my brainz
Quote from: Anael
You know what I love about the word panic?  In Czech, it's the word for "male virgin".

Vanth

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« Reply #88 on: February 28, 2006, 12:35:20 PM »
Tamarin: a slut.
Flirts with Laura, me, Mali
But gets no play.  Aww.
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Tamarin

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« Reply #89 on: February 28, 2006, 12:37:59 PM »
Vanth cannot compete.
So she takes bland, boring shots.
Tamarin is king.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Malifaxis

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« Reply #90 on: February 28, 2006, 12:38:39 PM »
Humored we stand tall
Tamarin's most coveted
Rough?  You like any.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Vanth

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« Reply #91 on: February 28, 2006, 12:39:36 PM »
Brainz! Love to eat brainz.
Brainz flambe, brainz on wheat toast.
BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ
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LauraMars

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« Reply #92 on: February 28, 2006, 12:40:56 PM »
This is getting wild.
What happened to me, happens.
Haiku took over!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #93 on: February 28, 2006, 12:42:03 PM »
Pfft, you have no proof.
I have gif files and jpegs.
Where'd you get the lube?
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Tamarin

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« Reply #94 on: February 28, 2006, 12:43:20 PM »
Saikun is online.
The game is back up!  *fist pump*
I'm playing now.  Bye.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

LauraMars

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« Reply #95 on: February 28, 2006, 12:43:58 PM »
I sold it to him
I've got the back-alley goods
Come get your lube, cheap!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Malifaxis

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« Reply #96 on: February 28, 2006, 12:43:59 PM »
Like rabid gortoks
We circle.  Growling.  Frothing.
Prey comes near.  Connect.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Vanth

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« Reply #97 on: February 28, 2006, 12:44:40 PM »
Wonder how many
rushed to their clients: connect
Then started to weep.
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Tamarin

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« Reply #98 on: February 28, 2006, 12:45:27 PM »
Haha made you look.
You are all a bunch of sucks.
Except Laura.  <3
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

LauraMars

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« Reply #99 on: February 28, 2006, 12:47:35 PM »
I know he lied, duh
Liar liar pants on fire
I didn't click. Win!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."