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The7DeadlyVenomz

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« Reply #50 on: February 27, 2006, 09:44:33 PM »
Thanks for telling,
I did not understand
Now do.

When confronted with
Anything not understood,
I find out.

Still not good
At this in any way,
Better later.

In the end of time
This is not for me.
Maybe.

Yeh, beyachs...
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Delirium

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« Reply #51 on: February 27, 2006, 09:44:56 PM »
the house is all clean
even sunshine has been seen
ginka's absence stings

laundry is folded
and all the shopping is done
oh ginka, so cruel

must I do homework?
I may even study some
oh ginka, my love

your loss cripples me
I am left alone with these
papers and textbooks

making silly posts
writing deep, heartfelt haikus
ginka, where are you?
do you remember
when you were young and you wanted to set the world on fire?

flurry

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« Reply #52 on: February 27, 2006, 10:47:32 PM »
O logorrhea!
(Look it up.)  'Tis going 'round.
Return, game.  Heal us.
Be the change you want to see in Zalanthas.

WarriorPoet

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« Reply #53 on: February 27, 2006, 11:22:01 PM »
Hardware upgrades good,
RPT to celebrate?
We are deserving.

Less Lethal? Wussy.
Gods of Arm crave more fresh blood.
Answer? Gory fun.

-WP
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

EvilRoeSlade

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« Reply #54 on: February 28, 2006, 12:15:49 AM »
I just ate a pack of salmon jerkey
The pack said refridgerate after opening.
I had opened it three days ago.
If I never log on to Arm again, you'll know why.
What the fuck is up with that?  Jerkey is supposed to last forever, it doesn't matter if it's made out of fish.
This is a haiku.  I can't help it if I'm verbose.  STFU
Back from a long retirement

LauraMars

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« Reply #55 on: February 28, 2006, 05:47:11 AM »
A clean apartment
Bright fish swims in clear water
A glad life - yet not.

Homework completed
Nothing to do now but wait.
....THE WAITING BURNS ME.

Tonight it returns
Guys, put on your crash helmets
Ain't seen nothin' yet
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

flurry

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« Reply #56 on: February 28, 2006, 06:22:03 AM »
Eighty or ninety?
One hundred twenty-seven?
Tonight's peak 'who' count.
Be the change you want to see in Zalanthas.

Vanth

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« Reply #57 on: February 28, 2006, 11:44:12 AM »
Some players haiku
like Bards of Poets Circle
Others, like brute thugs
Nyr: newbs killing newbs
Nyr: hot newb on newb violence
Ath: Mmmmmm, HOT!

Malifaxis

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« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2006, 11:48:29 AM »
Ultimate mock'ry
All connect ports are in use!
Please wait in queue

Too many addicts
Wanting their fix all at once
Lotus blossoms fall.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Tamarin

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« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2006, 11:50:26 AM »
If Saikun breaks Arm,
let's rush him with lightsabers
and do him some harm

(mine rhymes).
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Tamarin

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« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2006, 11:53:39 AM »
Lotus blossoms fall?
You put that in cuz haikus
talk about nature.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Tamarin

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« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2006, 11:55:56 AM »
If the Japanese
read all these haikus right now
they would bomb us.  Boom!
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

rishenko

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« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2006, 11:56:41 AM »
Muk drinks too heavy,
Computer bonds he does break,
Ginka falls to floor

Saikun black market,
Kidneys at wholesale prices,
Storytellers dead

LauraMars

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« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2006, 11:57:45 AM »
A triple poster
Spams the boards with bad haiku
Mansa for the win!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2006, 11:59:39 AM »
Hey laura j mars
You don't love me anymore.
Now I cry all day.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

LauraMars

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« Reply #65 on: February 28, 2006, 12:00:57 PM »
Just kidding, Jedi
I love you the best of all
Forgive me, please, friend?
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #66 on: February 28, 2006, 12:01:53 PM »
Okay my Padmé
Oops I have to kill obi...
All is forgiven.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

LauraMars

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« Reply #67 on: February 28, 2006, 12:03:07 PM »
Compare me to her?
Ick, I hate you for real now
Burn in volcano!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2006, 12:05:32 PM »
I force crush your throat!
You die before I do, bitch.
Eat space jedi cock.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

LauraMars

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« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2006, 12:06:59 PM »
MAKE ME LAUGH IN CLASS?
MY LIFE IS OVER, LIKE CLASS
THIS MEANS WAR, FORCE-SLUT
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #70 on: February 28, 2006, 12:09:10 PM »
I was always yours.
You joined the seperatists.
You made Ani cry.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Cuusardo

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« Reply #71 on: February 28, 2006, 12:11:07 PM »
Pleased with the haikus
LauraMars amuses me
Go kick some ass, girl!


No snow on the ground
The ice is all melted now
Why is it still cold?!


At seven o'clock
My burlesque troupe meets tonight
To talk about shows


In the morn, phone rings
Yes, another wrong number
Listen to me swear
Quote from: Anael
You know what I love about the word panic?  In Czech, it's the word for "male virgin".

Vanth

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« Reply #72 on: February 28, 2006, 12:15:31 PM »
Cheers: Sam and Diane
Moonlighting: Maddie and Dave
Schoolyard: boy hits girl

Your battle fools none,
Tamarin and Laura Mars
Geez, go get a room.

Your hate just a mask
For sweet, monkey-loving lust
sparring is foreplay?
Nyr: newbs killing newbs
Nyr: hot newb on newb violence
Ath: Mmmmmm, HOT!

LauraMars

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« Reply #73 on: February 28, 2006, 12:16:45 PM »
I died anyway
I guess it doesn't matter
But still: THIS IS WAR.

edited to add:

Vanth: your words - so false?
Tamarin is going down.
Humiliated.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2006, 12:19:30 PM »
sorry...edited.
i was kidding anyway
pals forever, yes?
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]