Author Topic: Arm Down Haikus  (Read 19406 times)

Seeker

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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2006, 03:08:03 PM »
A whispered phonecall
shared desperation - ROADTRIP!
Oh, Saikun... beware.
Sitting in your comfort,
You don't believe I'm real,
But you cannot buy protection
from the way that I feel.

Malifaxis

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« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2006, 03:10:12 PM »
Someone bring me food
Stomach ornery like raptor
And I'm fucking broke.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Seeker

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« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2006, 03:12:54 PM »
Adrift, now grounded.
Goblin ears astride my head.
"Where's all the chitin?"

No fear for Karma.
Pity, pity, pity the unprepared
Cry Havoc, goblin!

Amok, I run wild.
Spawnloser-  my accountname
ROWR! I moon the IMMs.
Sitting in your comfort,
You don't believe I'm real,
But you cannot buy protection
from the way that I feel.

WarriorPoet

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« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2006, 03:44:29 PM »
The cheese has gone bad,
Alas, I am not insured,
My wife smells of feet.

Arm is down: half-life,
The hole it left? Agony.
So I only toke.

Wasting my damn life,
Well-hung or not, haiku chafe
So, again I toke.

I tire of this shit,
So now I leave you to it.
I have fled the scene

-WP
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Delirium

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« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2006, 03:54:52 PM »
Mali and Laura
What a creative duo
They should write a book

We'll sell it for Arm
and rake in the big moolah
then take only the credit
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

Malifaxis

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« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2006, 03:56:06 PM »
Are you serious?
This I would do, eagerly
To support the game.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

LauraMars

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« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2006, 04:27:00 PM »
A book penned with Mal
Poems about our game love
Mantis head cover!

We will be so rich
But no money for authors
Fame will make a man

Armageddon, why?
You've left us like a new turtle
Just born on a beach

Like a salmon swims
Upstream the game will return
To the place of birth

What did I say, huh?
Haikus kidnap your fingers
Make you write crazy!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

if you steal my threesome idea i will give your PC a reason to wear that reward scar o yes

Yokunama

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« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2006, 07:07:29 PM »
Quote from: "spawnloser"
Quote from: "Yokunama"
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Six, nine, nine? No haiku
Learn it well, five, seven, five
Syllables per line


I will try again
And I will learn it well
Ginka, please come back

See, I managed it
Give me all your attention
the mantis head won't show

Code: [Select]
>drop pants
 You do not have that item.

Synthesis

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« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2006, 08:04:35 PM »
Often I've shadowed
Rarely to discover it:
The perfect target

'ware the newbie clothes:
Some of these are special apps
With mon lightning bolts!

A quick twist of knife
Blood spills in the alleyway
Hope's fragile weave tears

A new concept born
Life breathed again into dust
Be careful, this time

Over cliffs and hills
Through the deserted wasteland
There you will find it

If Tektolnes saw
What you did with your power
Would he sneer or smile?

A good character
Is such a beautiful thing
Bringing life to text

If you never try
You will surely never fail
Yet never succeed

I branched "Fart of Doom!"
My flatulence reigns supreme!
Dragon, pinch your nose!

Edited to add:

A long time ago
I saw a translucent man
In the Hall of Kings

Shadowy alleys,
Hiding and calculating
This is how I dwell

Twinks, change thy fool ways!
I was slain by Nessalin
Yet, I have karma
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: Smuz
I come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: Vanth
Synthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Naiona

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« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2006, 08:30:32 PM »
Fluffy pink tutu
Kittens, puppies and bunnies
Halaster lurves them.
brainz: it's what's for dinner.

Anonymous

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« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2006, 08:34:01 PM »
Downtime extended,
players reamed.
No vaseline.

 :lol:

Delirium

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« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2006, 08:35:27 PM »
I heard yesterday:
Naiona is a brainmunch
Halaster said it!
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

Yokunama

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« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2006, 08:48:22 PM »
Dragon comes to meet
Immortal to mantis head
Lurking the city-states

Forever searching cites
Looking for the opponent
One that is worthy

Searching for the one
The Dragon grow impatient
His mind growing ill

With no one worthy
As the impatient grows large
Plot to end all life

Destroying the world
Rooting out the opponent
Will bring nothingness

Code: [Select]
>drop pants
 You do not have that item.

LauraMars

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« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2006, 10:30:29 AM »
We are almost there
Tomorrow night, click connect
The addicts will feed.

Behold my emotes
So responsible, helps newbs
Please give me karma

Adhira is up.
Off-peak players, twinks beware
She is there to watch.

Immortals sometimes
Answer polite emails fast
Rude ones slow, or not!

Sometimes twink happens
My conscience kicks in, scolds me
Solo play for hours

Crime-flag sucks ass
Half-giants can't move that fast
Be realistic!

Magickers scare me
Sorcerers, elementals
All lead to fast death

Permadeath blessings
Bittersweet - so real, but sad
When favorites die

Brutal is Kurac
Jail-time? Yes. But worst torture
In Red Storm village

My first character
Died to poison. So awesome.
That was all it took!

Edited to add:

Archive this fun thread
For memories and laughter
And poetry snobs
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

if you steal my threesome idea i will give your PC a reason to wear that reward scar o yes

Halaster

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« Reply #39 on: February 27, 2006, 11:18:51 AM »
I have no idea
what this sort of "poetry" is
but I can imitate others.

My stomach churns
for that wonderful sweet
trash called Taco Bell.
Halaster


Cuusardo

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« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2006, 12:27:11 PM »
Alas, my day off
No Arm to keep me busy
Guess I'll clean my house

Or I could practice
The art of bellydancing
It's quite a challenge

The little panther
Sits in front of the heater
Warmth-hogging kitty


(the next haiku was taken from Steven Hyde)

My heart aches with pain
When I see you, I vomit
Die away from me
Quote from: Anael
You know what I love about the word panic?  In Czech, it's the word for "male virgin".

Agent_137

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« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2006, 03:20:25 PM »
I have other games.
I don't only play Arma:
Eggs in two baskets.

Malifaxis

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« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2006, 04:32:41 PM »
Man who gloats of eggs
Never flaunt your wealth, or else!
Fresh heart, and eggs.  Yum!

Cannibalism
Misunderstood.  Efficient.
Smart people play Arm.

I would game elsewhere
Halflings steal PS2s
Und keine XBOX!
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

The7DeadlyVenomz

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« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2006, 04:35:10 PM »
I don't understand this,
Odd words and bullshit,
So fuck it, I'm out, bitch.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Delirium

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« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2006, 04:46:47 PM »
7DV, Haiku'd:

I don't understand this
Odd words and all that bullshit
Fuck it, I'm out, bitch.
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

Cuusardo

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« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2006, 06:58:32 PM »
My rubbery arms
Carried lots of beavy stuff
Alcohol and food


Seeker asked of me
Will your chili be spicy?
There's no other way!
Quote from: Anael
You know what I love about the word panic?  In Czech, it's the word for "male virgin".

mansa

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« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2006, 07:00:40 PM »
Tamarin loses
under the mighty might of
mansa the ice queen.
New Players Guide: http://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,33512.0.html


You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one

Tamarin

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« Reply #47 on: February 27, 2006, 07:21:30 PM »
mansa's a jerk face.
jerk face jerk face jerk face jerk
face jerk face jerk face.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

Agent_137

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« Reply #48 on: February 27, 2006, 09:20:20 PM »
Quote from: "The7DeadlyVenomz"
I don't understand this,
Odd words and bullshit,
So fuck it, I'm out, bitch.


OH EM EF GEE, VEE!
wikipedia dot net,
or google: use it!

flurry

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« Reply #49 on: February 27, 2006, 09:37:44 PM »
Fresh elf corpse nearby;
His water quenched my thirst.
"One more down," I thought.
Be the change you want to see in Zalanthas.