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LauraMars

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« Reply #125 on: February 28, 2006, 01:30:26 PM »
But I also like playing in 'Nak!
'Cause the heart of that place is so black
Once a drovian scum
Showed his asshole to some
But they said next to 'Nak black it lacks
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

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« Reply #126 on: February 28, 2006, 01:54:17 PM »
Sit to read Haiku
Only to see this madness!
I love you all, man.

Except Tamarin
He flings poop; insults Laura
Arena's for him
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

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« Reply #127 on: February 28, 2006, 01:56:49 PM »
Laura is my friend.
You are all mean and unkind.
I do not fling poop.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

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« Reply #128 on: February 28, 2006, 02:00:16 PM »
Tuluki, redux:

Tuluki are horny, if cute
And oh so much fun to shoot
With arms wrapped around trees
They aim only to please
By humping a baobab's roots
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« Reply #129 on: February 28, 2006, 02:02:07 PM »
There once was a princess named Laura,
Who danced through the fields of flora
when i looked in her eyes,
i found a surprise
that my heart had been caught be her aura.

*sniff*
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

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« Reply #130 on: February 28, 2006, 02:02:35 PM »
Tamarin isn't so shoddy
In fact, the lad can be quite naughty! :wink:
But mostly he's nice
In naught but a trice
He changes to sweety from haughty
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

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« Reply #131 on: February 28, 2006, 02:03:47 PM »
Tamarin is fun
To mercilessly pick on
A feint, then a sting

Ha! Do you dodge, then
Or riposte with one your own?
Match, a duel of wits!
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

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« Reply #132 on: February 28, 2006, 02:08:50 PM »
Once I went over to Luir's
And met me some lovely gurls
some ale in a trice
some spice in a pipe
Now I've woke up - my head hurts!
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« Reply #133 on: February 28, 2006, 02:10:06 PM »
I don't dodge, I cry.
Because I have no one, now.
You WERE my friends.  *sob*
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

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« Reply #134 on: February 28, 2006, 02:11:50 PM »
I now speak in limerick only
Haikus are for babies and phonies
They're really no crime
But I needed a rhyme
Cause rhyming for only is lonely!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

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« Reply #135 on: February 28, 2006, 02:14:09 PM »
i thought this thread was
called haikus for a reason
limericks suck ass
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Delirium

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« Reply #136 on: February 28, 2006, 02:24:03 PM »
Suck ass?  Just mansa
Go back and die in Eve, boy
This here's for big kids
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ale six

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« Reply #137 on: February 28, 2006, 02:55:50 PM »
So bad, at poetry
Yet you make me try them too
Haiku, strangely fun

This long haiku thread
Later, to archives it must go
Best thing since Odd Urges

You might call bullshit
But the downtime, I like much
Long break, relaxing

Soon, ginka returns
Calling for our brains again
We are all helpless

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« Reply #138 on: February 28, 2006, 02:58:42 PM »
This thread, worse than Arm
A creative siren song
lures me from homework
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« Reply #139 on: February 28, 2006, 03:00:37 PM »
Frothing, raving.  I.
Please, sweet unconciousness, come.
Bathe me in sand, soon.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
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ale six

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« Reply #140 on: February 28, 2006, 03:02:50 PM »
When game is back up
All speak in haiku, new rule
If not, Arena

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« Reply #141 on: February 28, 2006, 03:30:32 PM »
Chair blue of history?
Green shoes under seven
Whittle me, for can't!

Arched junk resource key.
Run out draft! Fence!
Eye square succor to?

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« Reply #142 on: February 28, 2006, 03:38:42 PM »
Smile!  Armageddon
Rebooted zero hours
Two minutes ago!
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
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« Reply #143 on: February 28, 2006, 03:44:34 PM »
Malifaxis is fond of the lies
If he persists we'll surely despise
That ornery brute
He thinks he's so cute
Readers, to his bait do not rise!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

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« Reply #144 on: February 28, 2006, 03:46:56 PM »
Made me giggle
Despite myself, to see the
Outraged Laura rhyme
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

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« Reply #145 on: February 28, 2006, 03:59:17 PM »
Known-World Jaunt. Vag'abond
Templar Trepidation
Desiccated.  *BEEP*

-yc

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« Reply #146 on: February 28, 2006, 05:10:55 PM »
There once was a woman from Luirs'
Whose virtue, they say, was not pure
The truth, I don't know
Though after she did go
There were many young men seeking cures


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« Reply #147 on: February 28, 2006, 07:28:47 PM »
Immortals! I've one small request,
If granted I'll count myself blessed.
If you archive this thread,
I'll give you my head.
I know brainz are what you like best.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

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« Reply #148 on: February 28, 2006, 07:52:17 PM »
Quote from: "LauraMars"
Immortals! I've one small request,
If granted I'll count myself blessed.
If you archive this thread,
I'll give you my head.
I know brainz are what you like best.
Archive this thread?  Dear no!
We can't post on archived threads
We keep it alive
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