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LauraMars

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« Reply #100 on: February 28, 2006, 12:49:07 PM »
Congrats to Tam
Post count! Number three at last.
I will catch up, though
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Malifaxis

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« Reply #101 on: February 28, 2006, 12:50:00 PM »
Dark master, Saikun!
We bring virgins!  Tamarin!
Yours in sacrifice!

Blood, wine, and much love
We offer you all, right now!
Just bring us back home!
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Stop being shitty to each other.

Tlaloc

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« Reply #102 on: February 28, 2006, 12:50:40 PM »
Poor addicted fools
They haven't heard the bad news
One more week to wait.
Tlaloc
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Vanth

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« Reply #103 on: February 28, 2006, 12:52:05 PM »
He speaks cavilish
She speaks sirihish, tatlum
How will they converse?

"Men are from Jihae,
Women are from Lirathu."
Zalanthan pop-psych.

My Arm book title:
"Women Who Love Men But Then
Assassinate Them."

After that: "Zen and
The art of crafting incense
burners." Catchy, Huh?

Next up: "Being a double
Agent and screwing both sides
over, For Dummies."
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LauraMars

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« Reply #104 on: February 28, 2006, 12:52:40 PM »
I'm no virgin, phew
Would rather connect alive
Not as sacrifice

Thank you, virgins
For laying down your sweet life
Virgin blood flows red
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #105 on: February 28, 2006, 12:53:14 PM »
Tam is singular.
Malifaxis is preschool.
I'm sick of haikus.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

mansa

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« Reply #106 on: February 28, 2006, 12:54:17 PM »
Sex is always on
the minds of those who clearly
are in love with me
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Vanth

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« Reply #107 on: February 28, 2006, 12:54:37 PM »
My new addiction:
Haikus. Help!  Before I go
Nuts, crazy, insane.
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Malifaxis

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« Reply #108 on: February 28, 2006, 12:55:02 PM »
You said it, not me.
Single celled organism
Primitive Tam. *squish!*
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Vanth

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« Reply #109 on: February 28, 2006, 12:57:03 PM »
Walking away, now
From this computer screen.  Yes!
No, really, I am.
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LauraMars

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« Reply #110 on: February 28, 2006, 12:57:12 PM »
I warned you all first
Remember on the first page
Haikus for a week!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Vanth

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« Reply #111 on: February 28, 2006, 12:58:09 PM »
Really, I mean it.
I'm stopping right now, I swear.
Last haiku for now.
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LauraMars

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« Reply #112 on: February 28, 2006, 12:59:37 PM »
Last haiku? Yeah right.
Watch out people, here they come.
Triolets up next?
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Tamarin

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« Reply #113 on: February 28, 2006, 12:59:46 PM »
Haikus are for the amateur.
Your Malifaxi and your Vant's.
In triolets do meanings blur..
Haikus are for the amateur.
We all know who the staff prefer!
It's Tam who makes them wet their pants.
Haikus are for the amateur.
Your Malifaxi and your Vant's.
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]

mansa

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« Reply #114 on: February 28, 2006, 01:00:11 PM »
Tamarin has no
balls.  I know because I saw
him at the pool. Ew.
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Malifaxis

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« Reply #115 on: February 28, 2006, 01:01:11 PM »
A brief pause, and Vanth
is back!  To do more haiku
Ginka blossoms fall.
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Stop being shitty to each other.

Malifaxis

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« Reply #116 on: February 28, 2006, 01:03:29 PM »
Fuck triolets!  Damn!
Impudent occidental
Simpleton poems.
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Vanth

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« Reply #117 on: February 28, 2006, 01:04:19 PM »
Triolets?  I say,
Nay!  If anything we should
skip to limericks!
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Malifaxis

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« Reply #118 on: February 28, 2006, 01:06:12 PM »
There once was a man with a server
Who heard Laura's plea and yet hurt her!
He took down the game
Now nothings the same
Let's beat this scruffy nerf herder!
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-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Vanth

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« Reply #119 on: February 28, 2006, 01:08:49 PM »
There once was a girl from Allanak
Who collected hearts in a backpack
She'd take them back home
List them in her tome
And eat them for a tasty snack!
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Vanth

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« Reply #120 on: February 28, 2006, 01:13:42 PM »
There once was a Tuluki templar
Confused whether they were 'him' or 'her'
They sat down to think,
Said, "I'll just wear pink,
Belong to both templar orders."
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LauraMars

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« Reply #121 on: February 28, 2006, 01:14:35 PM »
I like to play in the city.
The one with the bunnies and kitties.
Don't listen to those
Who turn up their nose
Tuluk really isn't so shitty.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

rishenko

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« Reply #122 on: February 28, 2006, 01:20:30 PM »
Have no cojones,
make a char in Allanak,
Leave Tuluk to us

Malifaxis

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« Reply #123 on: February 28, 2006, 01:26:48 PM »
Tulukis are funny, and cute
And oh so much fun to shoot!
With arms wrapped around trees
They aim only to please
Or scream 'Oh no, a mean Naki brute!'
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Stop being shitty to each other.

Cuusardo

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« Reply #124 on: February 28, 2006, 01:27:49 PM »
Tamarin flings poop
Because he's a monkeyboy
Go see the picture!


Went to wash my hair
Even in the shower, I
Thought of this haiku


GDB Arm fix
You people are insane
Wasting away here


Now I go away
'Cause my PS2 ain't down
Simple amusement
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