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« on: February 26, 2006, 05:54:14 AM »
In california
Don't know a soul, save for the game
What shoudl I do? Drink.

Malifaxis

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2006, 06:17:02 AM »
Ginka lays helpless
Without my soothing emotes
Keyboard is silent.




All day spent waiting
On a dormant connection
Damn you downtime!  Damn!



Mantis head is gone
How to feed my addiction?
Wait, submissions!  Yay!


Edited to add:

Anonymous Kank.
Oh how I truly hate you
Anonymous Kank.



On the G.D.B.
Seeking solace from my loss
You're no ginka.


Duplex the servers
Run ginka on two machines
Stop this madness.  Please!


The Ultimate Showdown
Tektolnes versus Muk-Utep
Treehugger is slain.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

LauraMars

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2006, 06:23:30 AM »
We should get some lives,
And live them out in the sun.
Take this time to try.

This town is too small.
I forget, inside the game.
I miss the city.

Haikus - great! Beware-
In your folly, you unleashed
A monster. From hell.

This one time, I wrote
In haikus for one whole week!
I made enemies.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

Malifaxis

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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2006, 06:26:20 AM »
Steel I can find
I will tell you how, right here!
Find out I.C.  Ha.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

LauraMars

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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2006, 06:27:15 AM »
Malifax is up
But so am I: LauraMars
In the night, haikus.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

LauraMars

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2006, 06:30:39 AM »
I just made some toast
Cinnamon raisin - but shit.
Butter shaped like halfling
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

Malifaxis

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2006, 07:06:25 AM »
Lots of submissions
But LauraMars challenges
My supremacy!

Wise in the haiku
Proper rythm; syllables
Must be cryptic too.

Keyboard not silent
I have found joy, happiness
Before slumbering.

When my eyes do close
Ginka, hear my psi contact!
Let me dream.  In text.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

LauraMars

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2006, 07:26:33 AM »
Suspend disbelief
New stories told together
After the downtime.

On my hand a head
I drew it there - permadeath
Mantis in sharpie.

Seventy-two hours
Three days without eyestrain, cramps
Let's count our blessings.

Thank the immortals
They push crack, then withold it
We bite the hand - oops!

I click on connect
Nothing happens, duh. Black screen.
Go outside and play.

Crime and Punishment
A book taken to my bed
Good as sleeping pills.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

spawnloser

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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2006, 09:18:57 AM »
Forgot book at work
Arm is down all the weekend?
Nothing to do now

I hate when it's down
Stupid mud should come back up
Mayhem to be had

Little buttercup
With the sweetest smile, really
Swordman out of sight

Getting so silly
That had nothing to do with
The mud, stupid SpawN

Do a little dance
Make a little love, baby
Get down tonight, yeah
Quote from: Malifaxis
We need to listen to spawnloser.
Quote from: Reiteration
spawnloser knows all

Quote from: Spoon
A magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Lazloth

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2006, 09:30:58 AM »
Both children run wild
Crazy wife nags on Sunday
Where is my escape?

Gamers!  Find Luxor
A new downtime addiction
Is it Mac only?
quote="CRW"]i very nearly crapped my pants today very far from my house in someone else's vehicle, what a day[/quote]

spawnloser

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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2006, 09:46:51 AM »
Hey, Ogame dot org
Space battles, pillage, plunder
Destroy thy enemies
Quote from: Malifaxis
We need to listen to spawnloser.
Quote from: Reiteration
spawnloser knows all

Quote from: Spoon
A magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Sholdyn

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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2006, 10:14:27 AM »
Worker bees can leave
   Even drones can fly away
      The queen is their slave


Armageddon down
It's too cold to go outside
Watch some classic films
Fear not death, for it is your destiny.

Lazloth

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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2006, 10:30:08 AM »
Hop. Hop. Stop, drop, flop.
A bunny's death comes too soon
Makes me want to laugh.
quote="CRW"]i very nearly crapped my pants today very far from my house in someone else's vehicle, what a day[/quote]

spawnloser

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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2006, 10:34:51 AM »
My cat pukes a lot
He also purrs like chainshaw
A mini panther
Quote from: Malifaxis
We need to listen to spawnloser.
Quote from: Reiteration
spawnloser knows all

Quote from: Spoon
A magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Yokunama

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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2006, 11:00:01 AM »
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars

Code: [Select]
>drop pants
 You do not have that item.

Raesanos

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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2006, 12:13:43 PM »
crackageddon crack
crackageddon crack crack crack
crack crack crack crack crack

LauraMars

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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2006, 12:16:33 PM »
Poetry's own heart
Lives in the chest of Raesanos.
Way to write 'em, guy.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

spawnloser

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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2006, 12:37:24 PM »
Quote from: "Yokunama"
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Six, nine, nine? No haiku
Learn it well, five, seven, five
Syllables per line
Quote from: Malifaxis
We need to listen to spawnloser.
Quote from: Reiteration
spawnloser knows all

Quote from: Spoon
A magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Lazloth

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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2006, 01:04:48 PM »
Quote from: "spawnloser"
Quote from: "Yokunama"
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Six, nine, nine? No haiku
Learn it well, five, seven, five
Syllables per line

Sev'nteen syllables:
My PC speaks like Yoda
When the game comes back.

Laura brings ruin.
Save me, CRW!
I think in haiku.
quote="CRW"]i very nearly crapped my pants today very far from my house in someone else's vehicle, what a day[/quote]

Seeker

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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2006, 02:20:09 PM »
Time frozen; bonus.
Alone, undisturbed, I plot.
Gay comb dude, you first.



Seeker
Sitting in your comfort,
You don't believe I'm real,
But you cannot buy protection
from the way that I feel.

Ender

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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2006, 02:23:01 PM »
Three novels to read.
Two papers are due this week.
All my hair pulled out.
man
/mæn/

-noun

1.   A biped, ungrateful.

LauraMars

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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2006, 02:29:19 PM »
Escape? There is none.
Begin and find no ending
I told you - madness.

Cryptic quips and lines
Watch time siphoned - like the game
New ways to twist words
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

Tlaloc

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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2006, 02:36:46 PM »
When our work is done
Ginka will be self-aware
And Mud on itself.
Tlaloc
Legend


Malifaxis

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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2006, 02:41:57 PM »
Yeah, like we need that
Ginka plotting against us
Newbie corpses fall.


Truly, that would rock
I look forward to it all
Please send time machine.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Tamarin

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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2006, 02:42:03 PM »
If my rent is up
There will be hellpits to pay
Haiku makes me sneeze
quote="mansa"]emote pees in your bum[/quote]