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Incognito

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« on: October 06, 2004, 05:58:09 AM »
I'm trying to come up with some sort of Zalanthan compendium for comparisons and/or superlatives.

What I'm looking for is stuff like this:

As big as a bahamet.

As hated as a mindbender.


If you have some cool ones, please throw them on here, or alternatively PM me with them. Thanks much.

PS: If you post em here, folks might be able to use them in sentences down the line.
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The figure in a dark hooded cloak says in rinthi-accented Sirihish, 'Winrothol Tor Fale?'

waroth

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2004, 08:20:07 AM »
It's hotter'n than two tregils fuc*ing in a sandcloth sock.
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wizturbo

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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2004, 08:24:23 AM »
Strong as a mul

ugly as a gith
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Mr.Camel

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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2004, 09:33:19 AM »
Fierce as a jakhal. Tembo in the north.
Fast as erdlu.
Graceful as quirri.

And you can find duskhorn doe eyes in some songs.
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Lazloth

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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2004, 09:35:56 AM »
hung like a braxat
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Larrath

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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2004, 09:57:52 AM »
As welcome as a half-elf.
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Delirium

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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2004, 10:18:01 AM »
Lazy as an inix.

Crazier than a spiced-up jozhal.

Slick as a greased-up sandsnake.

Hotter'n krath's ass. (I stole that one.)
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JollyGreenGiant

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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2004, 10:58:30 AM »
Dumber than a half-giant.
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sjanimal

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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2004, 12:13:28 PM »
Slower than unheated cactus resin.
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Spoon

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2004, 12:19:17 PM »
Fat as a Noble.
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Hicksville Hoochie

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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2004, 02:34:06 PM »
son of a 'tok

elf skinny/scrawny

kankin' (as in he's kankin' lady blankety like it's goin' out of style)

stubborn as a dwarf

blacker than a chunk of 'sid

meaner than a starvin' bahamet

kissed by krath (sunburned)
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FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit

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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2004, 03:26:01 PM »
A creation of mine, and my personal favorite:
Poking at the mangled corpse of a purple-haired elf, the figure in the dark, hooded cloak says, in sirihish:
"Feck... looks like a halfling banquet 'round here..."
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You find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
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Spoon

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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2004, 03:52:33 PM »
Quote from: "Hicksville Hoochie"
kankin' (as in he's kankin' lady blankety like it's goin' out of style)


!!!!!- This is GENIUS!
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Agent_137

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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2004, 04:59:19 PM »
I think a few people have come up with kanking independently. It's not that much a stretch from porkin'.

But yes, I like it, been using it with my vulgar characters.


Hm...let's see, something useful. . .

I like to use the differences between the city states:

Blunt as a nakki'.

Ugly as a stormer.

Shifty as a tuluki. Or, better yet, "Don't dance around the subject like some feckin' tuluki."

"Get to the point like a good 'nakki."

"You've got the manners of a stormer."

Hah, one could even use the cities of other cultures.

Sarcastically, "he's about as civilized as a Ptarken." Though this would go over many commoner's heads.
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Armaddict

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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2004, 06:47:58 PM »
Funnier then a drunken dwarf chasing a high-flying kank-fly.
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EvilRoeSlade

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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2004, 08:29:42 PM »
Quote from: "Hicksville Hoochie"
kankin' (as in he's kankin' lady blankety like it's goin' out of style)


Highlord knows it ain't!
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Malifaxis

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« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2004, 08:53:08 PM »
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I think a few people have come up with kanking independently. It's not that much a stretch from porkin'.


Yeah, but there are people who get uppity when you even suggest that they didn't come up with it.  You know, that someone else could have the exact same idea.

IMHO, those people have silt for brains.
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Angela Christine

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« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2004, 11:29:33 PM »
Blacker than a Templar's heart.  (be careful what company you use that one in)

More trecherous than a Kuraci.


Angela Christine
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Kankman

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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2004, 12:15:48 AM »
I've always had a fondness for "tighter than a templar's ass(hole)"
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Incognito

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« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2004, 01:52:26 PM »
Hey, we got a few cool ones in, some even unexpected :)

My search for Zalanthan lore continues - would anyone like to take a shot at the following?

As fast as  ____

As ferocious as  ____

As deadly as  ____

As poisonous as  ____

As dangerous as  ____

As cheap as  ____

As dirty as  ____

As untrustworthy as  ____

As intricate as  ____

As funny as ____

As vile as ____

As powerful as ____

As secret as ____ (Please no IC stuff on this one)

As musical as ____

As pretty as ____

As sturdy as ____

As healthy as ____

As horny as ____

As sexy as ____

As dumb as ____

As nasty as ____

As cool as ____
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Armaddict

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« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2004, 02:56:13 PM »
Faster than an erdlu running over a dune of krelez.

As ferocious as a tembo in a tregil trap.

As deadly as a mek in one of them dark, hooded cloaks.  (Okay, that was just for kicks.)

As cheap as an alley whore with no legs and, unfortunately, all her teeth.

....these can go on and on with many different answers for each one.  All you have to do is stick around and play the game, learn all the 'ferocious' things, and all the 'sturdy' things...similies aren't that hard to create :P
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Marauder Moe

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2004, 03:07:56 PM »
As secret as an Oash Lord's elven concubine.
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Larrath

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« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2004, 03:12:18 PM »
As musical as a spiced up tregil with a flute stuck up its throat.
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Tamarin

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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2004, 03:28:45 PM »
As musical as a spiced up tregil with a flute stuck up its ass.
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