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General => World Discussion => Topic started by: EvilRoeSlade on March 16, 2018, 03:01:05 AM

Title: Lube
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on March 16, 2018, 03:01:05 AM
What would a Zalanthan use for lubrication? How would it be best to RP this?

Asking for a friend, naturally.
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Post by: Grapes on March 16, 2018, 03:05:36 AM
Gurth fat for anal, otherwise, on your own.
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Post by: RogueGunslinger on March 16, 2018, 03:28:44 AM
Oil.
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Post by: Marc on March 16, 2018, 09:46:57 AM
Animal fats were the primary real world lubricants up until WW2.  Many pigs, back in the day, were bred for high lard production as opposed to meat.  Until petroleum it was in all ways better than expressing plant based oils for industrial purposes.

On the other end, Ancient Greeks liked olive oil, amirite?

Probskies grease up thee old axle bits with chalton or gurth fat
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Post by: Melkor on March 16, 2018, 09:51:59 AM
Anybody remember the "Butter scene" from "Last Tango in Paris?"
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Post by: Sorry on March 16, 2018, 10:01:32 AM
You can buy a bottle sort of perfumed white lube stuff in the bazaar I think would be public IC knowledge, figure we can't point you straight to the shop though :) (There's lots of oils too)
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Post by: sleepyhead on March 16, 2018, 10:05:15 AM
Oils seem to be a big thing in Zalanthas and now you can press your own, too.
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Post by: AllanakiLackey on March 16, 2018, 10:19:49 AM
There is so much oil in the game right now. The main reason oil-based lube is a no go IRL is because it dissolves latex condoms, which wouldn't seem to be as much of an issue in Zalanthas.
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Post by: Akariel on March 16, 2018, 11:13:29 AM
http://www.armageddon.org/help/view/Body%20Oils
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Post by: Armageddon Lover on March 16, 2018, 06:52:57 PM
Ginka Sauce.
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Post by: boog on March 17, 2018, 11:51:21 AM
I second gurth fat.

Some oils might sting depending on what herbs were used and in what part of the process.
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Post by: chrisdcoulombe on March 17, 2018, 04:35:48 PM
Chuchi oil...lol
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Post by: Feco on March 17, 2018, 10:07:24 PM
is this real life
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Post by: Sorry on March 17, 2018, 10:49:39 PM
is this just fantasy
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Post by: Delirium on March 17, 2018, 10:56:14 PM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/38/380df0b87b044d89f8ed6b6ff935d765920db70519ee456cd7d3b8e08e2bd127.jpg)
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Post by: Grapes on March 18, 2018, 12:06:34 AM
Look up to the skies and see... I'm just a poor boy, no need for sympathy...
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Post by: deskoft on March 18, 2018, 12:16:42 AM
It's not a real party until the gurth fatty
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Post by: Veselka on March 18, 2018, 03:02:11 AM
spit.
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Post by: Inks on March 18, 2018, 04:14:54 AM
Grebber tears.
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Post by: chrisdcoulombe on March 18, 2018, 07:28:03 AM
Easy come, easy go...Any way the wiinnddd blows..
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Post by: Refugee on March 18, 2018, 08:44:57 AM
The affluent use oils, the poor or more rustic use animal fats.
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Post by: ShaiHulud on March 19, 2018, 03:32:20 AM
*spits in his hand* What are we talking about here?