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General => World and Roleplaying Discussion => Topic started by: Fredd on October 01, 2017, 12:35:52 PM

Title: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Fredd on October 01, 2017, 12:35:52 PM
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

;D
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: 650Booger on October 01, 2017, 07:18:50 PM
it'll stop eventually, when the universe implodes...
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: TheGoose on October 02, 2017, 11:18:38 AM
Grease. And a lot of it.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: MatisseOrOtherwise on October 02, 2017, 12:19:53 PM
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Jihelu on October 02, 2017, 12:35:44 PM
Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise on October 02, 2017, 12:19:53 PM
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: ShaLeah on October 02, 2017, 02:36:17 PM
Quote from: Jihelu on October 02, 2017, 12:35:44 PM
Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise on October 02, 2017, 12:19:53 PM
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Riev on October 02, 2017, 02:38:04 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on October 02, 2017, 02:36:17 PM
Quote from: Jihelu on October 02, 2017, 12:35:44 PM
Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise on October 02, 2017, 12:19:53 PM
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

A polished baobab slide starts here at the top of the Shield wall.
enter slide
You cackle gleefully as you slide down the slide for leagues upon leagues upon leagues, finally ending up just off the docks of Red Storm.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: ShaLeah on October 02, 2017, 02:50:30 PM
Quote from: Riev on October 02, 2017, 02:38:04 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on October 02, 2017, 02:36:17 PM
Quote from: Jihelu on October 02, 2017, 12:35:44 PM
Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise on October 02, 2017, 12:19:53 PM
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

A polished baobab slide starts here at the top of the Shield wall.
enter slide
You cackle gleefully as you slide down the slide for leagues upon leagues upon leagues, finally ending up just off the docks of Red Storm.

You laugh now but this player right here was the player behind Kurac's Danu ginka sauce.  My bitches be muses, movers and shakers or backstabby-prowlers, yo!

/me rawrs.

Undoing the derail, everyone knows the secrets is magicks.

*edited to friggin' fix detail to derail.  Haysoos.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Pale Horse on October 02, 2017, 03:37:21 PM
Slides of any sort are outlawed on Zalanthas.

Look what happened to the gypsies for daring to continue to have their water slides.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Delirium on October 02, 2017, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: Pale Horse on October 02, 2017, 03:37:21 PM
water lava slides.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Pale Horse on October 02, 2017, 06:20:25 PM
Quote from: Delirium on October 02, 2017, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: Pale Horse on October 02, 2017, 03:37:21 PM
water lava slides.

I was wrong.

There are in fact only two sorts of slides allowed on Zalanthas.

As pointed out by the lovely Delirium, lava slides are one of those.

Sand slides are the second.

Both are painful when used and have the capacity for death.  Those are the requirements for a legal, Zalanthan slide.

Edit: Again, showing off my lack of knowledge of Zalanthan zoning code.  There's a third type of slide: Rock slides.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Vyoko on October 02, 2017, 06:59:44 PM
Rock slides.... but your edit beat me to it...

what about Insecti-slides?
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Grapes on October 02, 2017, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: Fredd on October 01, 2017, 12:35:52 PM
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

;D

(stares at the stone) Pappa, is that you?
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Molten Heart on October 03, 2017, 02:14:03 AM
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Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: AdamBlue on October 03, 2017, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Molten Heart on October 03, 2017, 02:14:03 AM
Quote from: Fredd on October 01, 2017, 12:35:52 PM
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

;D

Magnets

We've consulted a couple of Oashi-hired tribal magick experts in regards to this study, and after a long battle, still bearing their ceremonial facepaint, this is all they had to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYMnHb5JY
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: Riev on October 03, 2017, 09:08:34 AM
Those definitely look like Fales.
Title: Re: The secret of perpetual motion
Post by: TheGoose on October 06, 2017, 01:23:45 PM
Quote from: Grapes on October 02, 2017, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: Fredd on October 01, 2017, 12:35:52 PM
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

;D

(stares at the stone) Pappa, is that you?

(https://seventiesmusic.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/the-temptations-1.jpg)