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Title: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:03:57 PM
Hmm, any ideas on what Zalanthians do to clean themselves up after?

QuoteJohn Spartan: How's that damn three seashell thing work?
(http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/i-mockery-seashells-print.gif)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: boog on April 01, 2011, 02:15:51 PM
They find a bush or crap one out to look like a beetle's.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: boog on April 01, 2011, 02:31:19 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:02:25 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!


Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 03:05:01 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:02:25 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!


Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.

Freaking FCC...

They wipe with rags is my guess. Or how I've always roleplayed it in the pooping rooms for certain clans. Also I always been curious where the sewer system of Allanak was hooked up to top side for all that shit to pile down there... some communal bathrooms at the Taverns or something.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 03:08:54 PM
I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute.  There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.

Sand bidet, anyone?

Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 03:11:51 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 03:08:54 PM
I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute.  There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.
Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.

They would never use water to wash their backside. Also numut vines would not be highly accessible by anyone south of Luir's Outpost. And more then likely is more valuable then some ragged, torn, dirty pieces of sand cloth that you found or from your old cloak/pants/shirt. Maybe not the best wiper.. but its not a waste of resources.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
Anyone ever seen the Japanese film, Woman In the Dunes?

Well there is a scene where the woman cleans her dishes with sand. Thinking about it for a bit...it made sense. The sand would cake up around the moist areas, but then you could brush it off when dry - taking the filth with it.

So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 03:15:04 PM
They're -definitely- not wasting water, agreed.  Umm ...  I'm at a loss, here.  I'm going to completely forget this was ever posted (for fear of girls answering).
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 03:19:19 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?

I'd say sand to the butt hole has to be utterly uncomfortable.. how could anyone enjoy rough sand all up there? And it'd get stuck.. and.. I'd still say some rags would be the most logical..
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:22:50 PM
I suppose rags makes sense.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: boog on April 01, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Quote from: boog on April 01, 2011, 02:31:19 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.

iamnotagirl
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: valeria on April 01, 2011, 03:53:38 PM
Doesn't one well known room of one compound have "cleaning sand" in the description somewhere?  Or am I misremembering?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Xeran Van Houten on April 01, 2011, 04:03:29 PM
Two of them, actually... But I don't think it says if it's for cleaning one's self or the room...

I'd think, if necessary, one would smear sand if particularly messy, then use a rag to scrape it off when caked.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: boog on April 01, 2011, 04:06:03 PM
I can't wait to see an advertisement on the IG boards for a noble's poop wiper. :)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 04:11:22 PM
That would be an odd one to RP out. I'd prolly fade. Had an IC poop once that I faded on. Unless there was someone hiding, pretty sure I faded on myself there.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
La la la la I can't hear you la la la la

But in all seriousness, unless it's a bowel disease worth RPing, I don't think or want to think about it. The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

You mean you MUD so much, you give yourself an impaction?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Semper on April 01, 2011, 04:35:42 PM
Actually, desert tribes in RL use their hands. That's why they don't shake or do ritual things with a certain hand.  :-*  The sand and straw you see in some places is to clean your hands off, and also to keep the floor from getting too messy.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Can I please have this as my sig?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Can I please have this as my sig?

I...can't tell if this is a serious request. But if it is, why not, I am not ashamed! Eh.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 06:03:16 PM
Sig'ed.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on April 02, 2011, 12:30:30 PM
My bet would be they just use a hand, then clean off that hand with sand.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Yam on April 02, 2011, 01:09:59 PM
Ginka vines.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: SMuz on April 02, 2011, 01:12:45 PM
Er, poop is not something I want to see roleplayed. Please ask for consent, just in case I'm having lunch OOC.

Anyway, it's done with rocks. Something about it only working when the stool is dry, has to be wiped at least 3 times with a rock to be clean. 3 different rocks. Or if you're short of rocks, 3 sides of the same rock. I actually learned this stuff in school for some reason. Advantage of being in a backwards Muslim country where people try to pretend to be Arabian, it's examinable material.

If the stool is wet, use water. There's not really a non messy alternative. Maybe sandcloth or something at best. Using sand just means that you'll get sand stuck on your ass and upper thighs and not get anything wiped. I don't think Zalanthans get wet stool anyway and if they did, there'd probably be plenty of liquid around (like stew).

I would advice against using obsidian though, especially if it has sharp edges.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Potaje on April 02, 2011, 02:02:28 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Cloth, sandcloth for the commoners and silk for the wealthy. Re-usable, thank the god-king for slaves.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: SMuz on April 02, 2011, 02:15:42 PM
I tend to assume that some virtual money goes into buying/finding an extra virtual sandcloth and some extra virtual water into cleaning that virtual poop, which is why their clothes don't get the smelly tag after. I suppose if you're naked and dying of thirst out there you'd be drinking that virtual water, but then if you were dying of thirst/hunger, you wouldn't be pooping that much either.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on April 03, 2011, 03:54:21 AM
in actuality most peoples shit is something like 50 - 75 percent water, think it has something to do with how quick it goes through your intestines and how much water your body can take out of it.  I imagine if you started a zalanthan diet of half a travel cake for breakfast lunch and dinner with a thimble of water for dessert your body isn't going to be on the fast track to the duece. My guess is the poopers would be few and far between and when they finally came they would be dry as dry could be. Body adapting to store water etc. Dry poop = easier to clean.

Why am I thinking about this at 3am?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Yam on April 03, 2011, 04:00:06 AM
This is where Angela Christine would come in handy.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: AmandaGreathouse on April 03, 2011, 04:21:08 AM
Which brings us to the summoning her part of the evening:
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/114/d/2/David_Bowie_Labyrinth_painting_by_RobGranito.jpg)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Nao on April 03, 2011, 06:01:25 AM
Quote from: lordcooper on April 02, 2011, 12:30:30 PM
My bet would be they just use a hand, then clean off that hand with sand.

That would work fairly well, I think.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: FantasyWriter on April 03, 2011, 09:48:56 AM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1472171/How+to+Wipe+Your+Butt+Like+a+Ranger/
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lepxii on April 03, 2011, 12:16:00 PM
I wanted to chime in on the great poop debate which seems to be dominated by weird western views that hygiene would be important to primitive societies. And even in modern, advanced, societies there are differing practices (in the east, in some areas, use of toilet paper is not common for instance, and water is used instead).

Most animals do not clean at all. Human practices, in uncivilized areas, were/are quite unhygienic... I'd say a best case scenario for most zalanthasians would be cleaning with one's hands followed by cleaning the hand with sand. Some might not clean hands and/or anus.

Is this really interesting RP-wise? (besides, perhaps, the aspect of being vulnerable during defecation)

Selected reading:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=10&ved=0CE8QFjAJ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ngof.org%2Fngof%2Fnewsletter%2Fpublication_report%2Fexecutive_summery_cht.doc&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNEVNqlrPs1TS0xmRsZfk7GMV9PLew&sig2=8IQzdew6_UyoWERrpjnisw&cad=rja (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=10&ved=0CE8QFjAJ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ngof.org%2Fngof%2Fnewsletter%2Fpublication_report%2Fexecutive_summery_cht.doc&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNEVNqlrPs1TS0xmRsZfk7GMV9PLew&sig2=8IQzdew6_UyoWERrpjnisw&cad=rja)
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CC8QFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.krepublishers.com%2F02-Journals%2FJHE%2FJHE-22-0-000-000-2007-Web%2FJHE-22-1-000-000-2007-Abstract-PDF%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P-Tt.pdf&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNE0hGs-YKk8_CAoWSd9kVi-DJbtsw&sig2=YSAjIAec5L7C2u9jfHZItw&cad=rja (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=5&ved=0CC8QFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.krepublishers.com%2F02-Journals%2FJHE%2FJHE-22-0-000-000-2007-Web%2FJHE-22-1-000-000-2007-Abstract-PDF%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P%2FJHE-22-1-007-07-1354-Dwivedi-P-Tt.pdf&rct=j&q=tribal%20defecation%20cleaning&ei=OJmYTcm3LdSZhQfw3LjmCA&usg=AFQjCNE0hGs-YKk8_CAoWSd9kVi-DJbtsw&sig2=YSAjIAec5L7C2u9jfHZItw&cad=rja)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayammum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayammum)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette)

(the two Islamic references are there as a reference on how providence is being made for cleaning without water in a religion that places an emphasis on hygiene (probably, because the practices in the area were quite unhygienic at some point, which made such rules beneficial).
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Nyr on April 03, 2011, 02:18:51 PM
After skimming this thread, I've retroactively made all of my PCs mutants that don't poop.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: musashi on April 03, 2011, 07:16:40 PM
Quote from: Nyr on April 03, 2011, 02:18:51 PM
After skimming this thread, I've retroactively made all of my PCs mutants that don't poop.

You don't have to make it a retroactive thing ... all PCs are mutants that don't poop. Only staff ... with the ability to load objects ... can poop whenever they really want to.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Reiteration on April 03, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
I demand a poop command that spawns a chunk and increases your hunger by a considerable amount!
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on April 03, 2011, 08:13:58 PM
Quote from: Reiteration on April 03, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
I demand a poop command that spawns a chunk and increases your hunger by a considerable amount!

You should also be able to sell it just like dung.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Feco on April 03, 2011, 08:26:34 PM
Random Tiny Wants.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on April 03, 2011, 11:00:52 PM

The newbish newb says ooc: "hey dude, how do I make money"

You notice: The short, hairless dwarf squeezes out a fist-sized ball of dung

the short, hairless dwarf picks up a fist-sized ball of dung

the short, hairless dwarf gives a fist-sized ball of dung to the newbish newb.

the short, hairless dwarf says ooc: "sell your poop"


Make it happen.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lepxii on April 04, 2011, 12:33:27 AM
spam eat/poop twinks - do we really want to see the results of this IG?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on April 04, 2011, 12:49:38 AM
Quote from: lepxii on April 04, 2011, 12:33:27 AM
spam eat/poop twinks - do we really want to see the results of this IG?


Fuck yeah we do.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Zoltan on April 04, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
Quote from: Majikal on April 03, 2011, 11:00:52 PM

The newbish newb says ooc: "hey dude, how do I make money"

You notice: The short, hairless dwarf squeezes out a fist-sized ball of dung

the short, hairless dwarf picks up a fist-sized ball of dung

the short, hairless dwarf gives a fist-sized ball of dung to the newbish newb.

the short, hairless dwarf says ooc: "sell your poop"


Make it happen.

This made me lol for real.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Feco on April 04, 2011, 11:35:14 AM
Quote from: Zoltan on April 04, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
Quote from: Majikal on April 03, 2011, 11:00:52 PM

The newbish newb says ooc: "hey dude, how do I make money"

You notice: The short, hairless dwarf squeezes out a fist-sized ball of dung

the short, hairless dwarf picks up a fist-sized ball of dung

the short, hairless dwarf gives a fist-sized ball of dung to the newbish newb.

the short, hairless dwarf says ooc: "sell your poop"


I laughed retarded hard while I was gdb'ing from my phone.

Make it happen.

This made me lol for real.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Mazy on April 04, 2011, 04:17:38 PM
Next thing you know, there will be stories heard across the land of two elves, one goblet.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: bartenderer on April 04, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Quote from: Mazy on April 04, 2011, 04:17:38 PM
Next thing you know, there will be stories heard across the land of two elves, one goblet.
Yessss!
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 04, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
You turds are still talking about poop?   :D
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 04, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
You turds are still talking about poop?   :D

You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend.  ;)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: musashi on April 04, 2011, 09:55:30 PM
Quote from: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend.  ;)

Someone should sig this  :D
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 04, 2011, 10:06:22 PM
I didn't say it was weird, but thanks!  :)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 10:08:10 PM
(http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/DogPoopILOVEU.img_assist_custom.jpg)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Xeran Van Houten on April 04, 2011, 10:12:41 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7c1NFSLdNuo/TPk8qhOcE_I/AAAAAAAAAD0/16yioV_N0Ng/s1600/improper_pooping.jpg)
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on April 04, 2011, 10:39:06 PM
Quote from: musashi on April 04, 2011, 09:55:30 PM
Quote from: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
You're lurking the poop thread. Just as weird my friend.  ;)

Someone should sig this  :D

Done.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 11:26:07 PM
Sig typo. You lose.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on April 05, 2011, 12:01:41 AM
Quote from: Majikal on April 04, 2011, 11:26:07 PM
Sig typo. You lose.

Apparently colour tags take up characters.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Qzzrbl on April 05, 2011, 04:15:33 AM
Live tregils.

If you don't have a live tregil on hand to wipe with, you just don't poop.

Why do you think everyone in Allanak is so damn uptight?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 05, 2011, 04:20:27 AM
I was moved to surf 'poop' more on the interwebs.

(http://www.thewardinator.com/wp-content/uploads/poop.jpg)

I am looking for this book.  "Everyone poops."  Even apples.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Morrolan on April 06, 2011, 08:17:19 AM
Semper, LordCooper, and Lepxil are correct.

I would expect to see, in most Zalanthan cultures, a "right hand only" rule for social interaction.

It would look something like this:

WARNING: DO NOT touch Happy Fun Templar with your left hand!  Do not hand him a bribe with your left hand.  Do not gesture with your left hand.

>say (with a confident grin) But I'm not left-handed!
>change hands es ep
You notice:  Your opponent looks disgusted and annoyed.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on April 06, 2011, 09:49:34 AM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.  No, my PC uses fluffy sheets of paper made from real trees.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Booya on April 06, 2011, 12:21:33 PM
Twink.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Sokotra on April 07, 2011, 12:27:20 PM
I was told that in certain cultures in RL (like some who live in the desert) the left hand is the dirty hand... for wiping and stuff... so it would be an insult to be gestured at with that hand, etc.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Cindy42 on April 18, 2011, 01:01:27 PM
Use sandcloth down south?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Marc on April 18, 2011, 01:11:10 PM
Outside of comfort, is wiping necessary?  What sort of diseases are we inviting by not keeping our sphincters kitchen-table clean?

Of the answer is "nothing major" then my characters don't wipe.  We pick klingons out of our bums but for the most part the trails are left in all their brown glory.

Trousers are a little soiled, but who cares?  This is Spa-Armageddon!
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: valeria on April 18, 2011, 04:01:22 PM
... you've seen babies with diaper rash before, right?  Or at least heard of them?  And how extremely painful they make it seem like it must be?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Ghost on April 20, 2011, 01:27:12 AM
what boggles me is

of all the possibilities out htere

and thios is what people you come across to talk abouit?

and people fimd it worthj discussing it for 3 pages
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Jdr on April 20, 2011, 04:43:11 PM
How come whenever Ghost posts like that, it's cute, but everyone else I see doing it makes me think they're just plain retarded?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Thunkkin on April 20, 2011, 04:46:37 PM
It reminds me of those adorable dwarves.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: solera on April 22, 2011, 05:14:39 AM
Just caught up with this thread.  We always use rocks, no problem.  Semi arid landscape.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: hyzhenhok on May 05, 2011, 12:36:55 AM
Quote from: Marc on April 18, 2011, 01:11:10 PM
Outside of comfort, is wiping necessary?  What sort of diseases are we inviting by not keeping our sphincters kitchen-table clean?

Of the answer is "nothing major" then my characters don't wipe.  We pick klingons out of our bums but for the most part the trails are left in all their brown glory.

Trousers are a little soiled, but who cares?  This is Spa-Armageddon!

Everyone wipes.

The question is: is it worth it to use a rag or cloth, or plant material, or would Zalanthans just use one of their hands?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: SMuz on May 05, 2011, 01:43:00 AM
Rags seem rather easy to get in the cities. Even the rinth should have tons of rocks or rubbish to wipe your poop with. If you're really that stingy, reuse it a few times.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on May 05, 2011, 03:41:47 AM
I'm trying to eat cornflakes here, folks ...
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Yam on May 05, 2011, 03:48:50 AM
I for one am tired of all you spam poopers.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on May 05, 2011, 07:02:16 PM
I saw a yam post in the poop thread and had to come back... damnit.

Be gone ye poop thread!

Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: IAmJacksOpinion on May 17, 2011, 05:37:30 PM
Zalanthans use a magick psionic power to poop. Imms didn't think it was worth coding, but back in the day it used to show up on the last as "Who gives a poo", and YES Delerak had it maxed in 10 hours.  :o

This is one of those things that I don't think we'll ever arrive at a standard answer for. Just make something up and go with it, if you really want to portray it.

Rangers - wipe with some leaves.
Everyone else - get creative?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Ghost on May 18, 2011, 02:17:08 AM
it is saddeneing

that you folks are still talking about shit
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Riev on May 18, 2011, 04:04:08 AM
Quote from: Ghost on May 18, 2011, 02:17:08 AM
it is saddeneing

that you folks are still talking about shit

Stop being drunk and play you awful engineer man.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?

The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?

The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?

The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.

It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on May 18, 2011, 06:02:47 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?

The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.

It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.

Please consent before pooping IG ...  I might be eating a Snickers, or something.

Edit:  You ever notice they show just about anything in the movies, but very, very rarely the actual closeup of someone taking a dook?  There's a hint in there for you graphic feces emoters ...
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Saellyn on May 18, 2011, 06:15:40 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on May 18, 2011, 06:02:47 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?

The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.

It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.

Please consent before pooping IG ...  I might be eating a Snickers, or something.

Edit:  You ever notice they show just about anything in the movies, but very, very rarely the actual closeup of someone taking a dook?  There's a hint in there for you graphic feces emoters ...

Yeah, ask consent -before- you start graphically emoting about your fecally fecal feces. If I'm eating, and I get an emote that's graphic... let's just say I might do something a lot more graphic IRL that will result in me being very angry.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Cindy42 on May 18, 2011, 06:51:55 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on May 18, 2011, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: NOFUN on May 18, 2011, 05:49:59 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on May 18, 2011, 05:40:41 AM
Should I ask for consent before dropping my PC's pants and doing some very graphic poop emotes?

The filthy, unkempt human male pulls down his trousers and rears up his ass towards you, and then like a half-giant's sneeze...
There's a VNPC who drops his pants and urinates every time you pass him, so I don't see why not.

It's even funnier when he does it in the middle of combat.

i LOLed
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: musashi on May 18, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
While on the flip side, one does not have to worry about asking for consent before graphically emoting childbirth.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on May 18, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: musashi on May 18, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
While on the flip side, one does not have to worry about asking for consent before graphically emoting childbirth.

You probably should.  I don't think consent rules cover defecation, but it's just a matter of courtesy, don't you think?  I was really joking, though, about the Snickers.  I have no soul.  Nothing not tied to me by blood really bothers me.  I autoconsent for everything.  Poop in your hand and eat it for all I care.  I was just thinking of the next guy!
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Barzalene on May 19, 2011, 11:19:18 AM
What about defecation during childbirth?

When I was a teenager (and high school drop out) I confused the words self-deprecating with self-defecating. I was embarrassed when corrected. Maybe this is a random thought.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on May 19, 2011, 05:30:31 PM
Quote from: Barzalene on May 19, 2011, 11:19:18 AM
What about defecation during childbirth?

When I was a teenager (and high school drop out) I confused the words self-deprecating with self-defecating. I was embarrassed when corrected. Maybe this is a random thought.

Nah, it's cool, I was a self-defecating high school dropout, too.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Cleis on June 11, 2011, 05:31:56 PM
Y'know, I wasn't certain about Arm at first, but having read through an 87-post thread about IG defecation I know I've found my game.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on June 11, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
Quote from: Cleis on June 11, 2011, 05:31:56 PM
Y'know, I wasn't certain about Arm at first, but having read through an 87-post thread about IG defecation I know I've found my game.

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Saellyn on June 12, 2011, 08:08:17 AM
Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Have we covered why the salt flats don't have huge piles of Mek poop yet?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: musashi on June 12, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
Because silt worms eat it?

Seriously though ... poop scripting for mek's and met's would be awesome  :D
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kalai on June 12, 2011, 08:38:53 AM
Because salt flats consist of a thin layer of salt over a sort of ooze consisting of mek poop and bacteria over a thicker layer of salt. So when you 'forage salt'...
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on June 12, 2011, 12:20:24 PM
Quote from: musashi on June 12, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
Because silt worms eat it?

Seriously though ... poop scripting for mek's and met's would be awesome  :D




(http://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/art/boldest-works-of-art-in-recent-history/paul-mccarthy-shit-pile-7.jpg)

You notice: The ruddy, brown mekillot squeezes out a skimmer-sized ball of dung
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Potaje on June 14, 2011, 03:37:01 PM
Quote from: Majikal on June 12, 2011, 12:20:24 PM
Quote from: musashi on June 12, 2011, 08:16:29 AM
Because silt worms eat it?

Seriously though ... poop scripting for mek's and met's would be awesome  :D




(http://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/art/boldest-works-of-art-in-recent-history/paul-mccarthy-shit-pile-7.jpg)

You notice: The ruddy, brown mekillot squeezes out a skimmer-sized ball of dung


How many large bags do you think would be needed for this?
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on June 14, 2011, 03:45:42 PM
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288860/thumbs/s-SOUTH-PARK-large300.jpg)

This thread is shit.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Potaje on June 14, 2011, 03:47:07 PM

Two Rinthies, One cup.

well get rid of the other cup.. but you get the meaning.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Kismetic on June 14, 2011, 03:56:45 PM
Speaking of stacked shit ...

Oh, hey, there was a joke here but I forgot!
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Sokotra on June 14, 2011, 04:13:10 PM
(http://www.livehonestly.com/uploads/1/0/5/2/1052094/6154140.jpg?518)

Some follks, like Tibetans, stick yak dung on their walls to let it dry... and use it for fuel on the fire.  Not much wood around, I guess.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on June 14, 2011, 04:32:52 PM
Quote from: Sokotra on June 14, 2011, 04:13:10 PM
(http://www.livehonestly.com/uploads/1/0/5/2/1052094/6154140.jpg?518)

Some follks, like Tibetans, stick yak dung on their walls to let it dry... and use it for fuel on the fire.  Not much wood around, I guess.

Or they're just less wasteful than greedy white folks.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Sokotra on June 14, 2011, 04:41:28 PM
Or greedy any folks... it's a good use for dung, wasn't saying it in a negative way.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Erisine on June 14, 2011, 04:47:08 PM
Why has no one mentioned its use as a fertilizer / soil substitute?  :P  I mean, Allanakis gotta eat.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: chrisdcoulombe on June 14, 2011, 10:51:23 PM
You can do that, but you gotta compost it first to kill all the bacteria.  Take it past the thermophilic stage and it would be safe to use.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: lordcooper on June 14, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
em pulls ~jeans up, walking away with what little remains of ^me dignity
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Majikal on June 15, 2011, 12:24:49 AM
Quote from: lordcooper on June 14, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
em pulls ~jeans up, walking away with what little remains of ^me dignity

Just read a book called the Long Walk by Stephen King. Jist is that 100 boys go on a walk escorted by soldiers, if they fall below 4mph they're warned, 30seconds until it produces a second warning, after the third you're shot. The most terrifying part of the book is on day three when the main character has to take a shit in the street. With people cheering and taking pictures. All the while being warned by soldiers and on the verge of being shot. It was troubling to me.

/derail
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: IAmJacksOpinion on June 15, 2011, 01:04:11 PM
Quote from: Sokotra on June 14, 2011, 04:13:10 PM
(http://www.livehonestly.com/uploads/1/0/5/2/1052094/6154140.jpg?518)

Some follks, like Tibetans, stick yak dung on their walls to let it dry... and use it for fuel on the fire.  Not much wood around, I guess.

>ep poop
>throw poop man east

>You steady yourself and take aim....
>You hurl a piece of poop east, but miss.
>To the east: A piece of poop splatters against the wall.

>em grumbles as he reaches to his pyramidal stack of poop bawlz.

>ep poop
>throw poop man east

>You steady yourself and take aim....
>You hurl a piece of poop east, but miss.
>To the east: A piece of poop splatters against the wall.



The shocking but true story of how Tuluk won back its independence.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: MeTekillot on June 15, 2011, 01:05:31 PM
I thought poop humor stopped being funny in sixth grade
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Sokotra on June 15, 2011, 01:11:13 PM
Poop never gets old... unless of course it is stuck and dried on a wall for a few days.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: morrigan on June 19, 2011, 04:55:30 PM
Issues like this is why I'm bothered when people RP oral sex. Or when they have it in movies about times long past when hygiene wasn't as important...ick people, stay away from down there with your faces.
Title: Re: Pooping
Post by: Qzzrbl on June 21, 2011, 08:39:56 AM
Quote from: morrigan on June 19, 2011, 04:55:30 PM
Issues like this is why I'm bothered when people RP oral sex. Or when they have it in movies about times long past when hygiene wasn't as important...ick people, stay away from down there with your faces.

I give kudos to those who RP the horrific stench.

It's like permanent swamp-ass, except without the swamp. :x