You are Cindy.
Keywords: curly-haired pierced woman
Sdesc: the curly-haired, pierced woman
Objective: To write an awesome fiction.
Long Description: The curly-haired, pierced woman is sitting in a chair, dozing off.
You are 21 years, 5 months, and 3 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 63 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is very poor, your agility is poor,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is exceptional.
You are not hungry, but you are very thirsty.
Your health is 128(128), you have 22(90) stamina, and 70(120) stun.
You have been playing for three and a half years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is extremely good.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your mood is very groggy.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are being merciful.
You are watching someone who is not here.
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i delete filler.
Prediction: everyone says their wisdom is, at the least, 'very good.'
Nah.. Average, maybe above average.
You are Reiteration.
Keywords: scruffy towering man
Sdesc: the scruffy, towering man
Objective: Gather karma.
Long Description: The scruffy, towering man is sitting on a couch, playing on a laptop.
You are 19 years, 11 months, and 22 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is exceptional,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is poor.
You are not hungry, but you are thirsty.
Your health is 128(128), you have 40(80) stamina, and 70(120) stun.
You have been playing for two and a half years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a canadian accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is very poor.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a canadian accent.
Your mood is neutral.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: mudsex.
You are being merciful.
You are watching tv.
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You are Brytta.
Keywords: blue-eyed rawboned man leofa
Sdesc: the blue-eyed, rawboned man
Objective: To glorify God and to enjoy Him forever.
Objective2: To pwn my employer's competition and a gal.
Long Description: The blue-eyed, rawboned man lounges in a comfy recliner, frowning at his lightbox.
You are 30 years, 4 months, and 99 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is good,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is good.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 106(106), you have 120(135) stamina, and 60(120) stun.
You have been playing for five years and two months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your mood is tired but optimistic.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are not being merciful.
Quote from: jstorrie on February 22, 2011, 08:14:24 PM
Prediction: everyone says their wisdom is, at the least, 'very good.'
i am more smarter than OP so their.
You are Joshua.
Keywords: wiry towering blond man
Sdesc: the wiry, towering blond man
Objective: To get at the curly-haired, diminutive woman.
Long Description: The wiry, towering blond man is curled into a ball at a desktop.
You are 20 years, 4 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is very good, your agility is average,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 135(135), you have 100(125) stamina, and 30(150) stun.
You have been playing for two years and three months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your mood is inspecific.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: affection | arrest | massage .
You are being merciful.
You are watching a blocky computer monitor.
You are Amy.
Keywords: short, amy, black-haired girl
Sdesc: the short, black-haired girl
Objective: to do nothing at all
Long Description: the short, black-haired girl is here, reclining on a chair.
You are 21 years, 0 months, and 6 days old,
which by your race and appearance is childlike.
You are 61 inches tall, and weigh 1 ten-stone.
Your strength is very poor, your agility is poor,
your wisdom is below average, and your endurance very poor.
You are not hungry, or thirsty
Your health is 80(80), you have 40(50) stamina, and 50(80) stun.
You have been playing for too long
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with an english accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is neutral
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are being merciful.
Quick awful offtopic question: What's the command that calls up your encumbrance, land relationship and current settings?
stat and score are the two commands in question.
score
You're not really sure.
I said something here, but it was too tacky to stay. ;)
You are Santino
Keywords: bearish, hazel eyed man thugnificent
Sdesc: the bearish, hazel-eyed man
Objective: Not injure himself, keep his job
Long Description: the bearish, hazel-eyed man is here, idly stroking his red-tinged beard.
You are 310 years, 4 months, and 22 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young
You are 75 inches tall, and weigh 18 stone.
Your strength is exceptional, your agility is above average
your wisdom is Good, and your endurance extremely god
You are not hungry, or thirsty
Your health is 129(130), you have 100(125) stamina, and 110(115) stun.
You have been playing for 5 years
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a southwestern accent
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your mood impatient, hopeful
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: nothing
You are not being merciful.
You are Awesome
Keywords: godly, divine, epic, cool
Sdesc: the godly, divine, epic, cool person
Objective: Steal all objectives from others and take them for your own
Long Description: The godly, divine, epic, cool person is here, which means you soon won't be.
You are beyond time itself, which by your race and appearance is irrational
You are 110 inches tall, and weigh 90 stone.
Your strength is absolutely incredible, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little hungry, and not thirsty
Your health is 97(97), you have 83(83) stamina, and 116(116) stun.
You have been lording over this game forever.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking all tongues, simultaneously.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is awesome.
Your mood is wrathful
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: nothing
You are not being merciful.
...
Your relationship to the land is her daddy.
...
You are Potaje
Keywords: Mr, Potato, head, nose, ear, mouth, feet, mustachio, arms, eye brows
Sdesc: The pear-shaped, scornful-browed Toy
Objective: To be man handled by children under 10 and adults over 30
Long Description: The ever-changing, ever the same, Toy of Joy, get ya some
You are beyond time itself, Your a fucking plastic toy
You are 12 inches tall, and weigh 2 stone.
Your strength is absolutely incredible, your agility is poor
your wisdom is Poor, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a never hungry, and not thirsty
Your health is 40(100000), you have 0(0) stamina, and 0(0) stun.
You have been Scorning others continuously
You are standing.
You are currently speaking Not an F'n Word.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is awesome.
Your mood is Unforgiving
You are still standing.
You are refusing saves on: Everything
You are not being merciful.
Hah. Your's is probably my favorite, Potato. ;D
You are Matthew Michael Shawn Krawchuk, the First.
Keywords: olive skinned hazel eyed breed matthew matt michael shawn krawchuk asian
Sdesc: the olive-skinned, hazel-eyed breed
Objective: Watch anime. Be promoted to Mercenary of the Kuraci Fist
Long Description: the olive-skinned, hazel-eyed breed sits here, hunched over a laptop.
You are 21 years, 7 months, and 23 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 67 inches tall, and weigh 1 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is average, and your endurance is above average.
You are not hungry, or thirsty
Your health is 93(93), you have 95(107) stamina, and 50(98) stun.
You haven't been playing, off and on, for five years and seven months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with an unknown accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is passive.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are not being merciful.
bunch of 1 karma characters
Quote from: Zoan on February 23, 2011, 02:55:23 AM
Your strength is absolutely incredible, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
Your health is 97(97), you have 83(83) stamina, and 116(116) stun.
You're doing it wrong!
Quote from: brytta.leofa on February 23, 2011, 09:18:46 AM
Quote from: Zoan on February 23, 2011, 02:55:23 AM
Your strength is absolutely incredible, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
Your health is 97(97), you have 83(83) stamina, and 116(116) stun.
You're doing it wrong!
His race is half-Asian. They have low natural endurance.
Are people seriously posting absolutely incredible wisdom? I had no idea I was playing with the likes of Einstein and Hawking here. ;)
Quote from: drunkendwarf on February 23, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Are people seriously posting absolutely incredible wisdom? I had no idea I was playing with the likes of Einstein and Hawking here. ;)
Stats are all relative, man. [Serious answer, if we're being serious: I'll claim exceptional, but not AI.]
You are A badass.
Keywords: chubby pierced dude tony ano jackass
Sdesc: the chubby, pierced dude
Objective: To make moneys
Long Description: The chubby, pierced man is lounging on the couch, being lazy
You are 24 years, 7 months, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 72 inches tall, and weigh 50 lbs too much.
Your strength is average, your agility is only awesome in fps,
your wisdom is impressive to only your child, and your endurance the only thing you have to be proud of.
You are always hungry, and you are very thirsty.
Your health is 70(100), you have 22(90) stamina, and 70(100) stun.
You have been playing for something like ten years.
You are resting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is bad.
You are currently speaking engrish with a southern accent.
Your mood is sweepy.
You are resting.
You are refusing saves on: sexual advances.
You are being merciful.
You are watching Lost, season 6 episode 2.
You are Hyzhenhok
Keywords: pathetic dude nerd loser wannabe dork geek perv pervert
Sdesc: the pathetic dude
Objective: jollies
Long Description:
Code Generated Long Description
You are 22 years, 0 months and 4 days old.
You are 75 inches tall, and weigh 1 ten-stone.
Your strength is very poor, your agility is very poor
your wisdom is very poor, and your endurance is very poor.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 1/(1), you have 1/(1) stamina, and 1/(1) stun.
You have been playing for 8034 days and 2 hours.
You are reclining on the twin-sized bed.
You are currently speaking English with an American accent.
Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is foreigner.
You are resting.
You are refusing saves on: boner, procrastination, getting into pointless internet arguments
You are being merciful.
You are watching a laptop.
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Best thread evar.
You are refusing saves on: Gal Gadot
You are Redheart.
Keywords: hazel eyed dark haired woman
Sdesc: the hazel-eyed, dark-haired woman
Objective: To go to the eye doctor in less than an hour and get some of those spiffy, cheap sunslits.
Long Description: The hazel-eyed, dark-haired woman is sitting here, procrastinating.
You are 27 years, 10 months, and 7 days old.
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 65 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is good.
You are not hungry, but you are thirsty.
Your health is 128(128), you have 121(121) stamina, and 138(138) stun.
You have been playing for four years and 13 days.
You are sitting on a short, chestnut leather love seat.
You are currently speaking English with no discernible American accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is get off my lawn.
Your mood is lazy and procrastinating.
You are refusing saves on: arrest | Mumford & Sons, all four of them.
You are being merciful.
You are watching a brightly lit, 14" laptop screen.
I love how most everyone is adult, and no one is mature.
You are Valeria.
Keywords: the curvy, round-faced woman
Sdesc: curvy round-faced woman Valeria
Objective: To make it through class and go home.
Long Description: The curvy, round-faced woman is here, pretending to study.
You are 25 years, ? months, and ? days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 65 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is poor, your agility is average,
your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is below average.
You are hungry.
You have been playing for almost two years.
You are sitting on a plastic office chair.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is sporadic gardener.
You are currently speaking legalese with a mid-west accent.
Your mood is mildly irritated.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, study, boredom.
You are NOT being merciful.
You are watching the Colbert Report to pass the time.
You are Anaiah.
Keywords: tressy-tressed short woman STAFFZ BRAINZ awesome awesomely voyeuristic storyteller Anaiah
Sdesc: the short tressy-tressed woman
Objective: Learn to eat BRAINZ in real life, too. Aka Psychology degree.
Long Description: The short tressy-tressed woman is eating truffles and mudding on the bed.
You are 24 years, a few months, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 63 inches tall, and weigh some ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is shot because you smoke.
You are a little hungry and very thirsty.
You have been playing for 5 hours so far today.
You are sitting on a twin-sized bed piled high with pillows.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is pretty good, actually.
You are currently speaking engrish with a muddled accent.
Your mood is mildly tired.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, womenz, Angelina Jolie, chocolate, coffee, brainz, and catchy music, pizza, and taco bell.
You are being merciful, softie.
You are watching Xena: Warrior Princess.
You are HammerofJericho
Keywords: hammer of jericho
Sdesc: The massive, rune-etched Hammer
Objective: Smash skulls
Long Description: The massive, rune-etched hammer flies here, smashing random skulls.
You are 821 years, 2 months and 364 days old.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 4 ten-stone.
Your strength is ama-za-zing, your agility is sucks (cause yer a hammer),
your wisdom is that you wish you had a brain, and your endurance is as tough as steel (your made of it).
You are very thirsty (for blood), and very hungry (for brains)
Your health is 457/(457), you have 1001/(1001) stamina, and 4/(4) stun.
You have been playing for 0 days and 0 hours.
You are sitting on a pedestal of shimmering ivory and diamond.
You are currently speaking Gorish with a bloody accent.
Your encumbrance would exist if you had hands.
*Added objective: Take someone's hands and arms.
Relationship to the land is evol.
You are flying.
You are refusing saves on: Not smashing heads
You are never being merciful.
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps.
Keywords: white guy rosy-cheeked blond jake lastname
Sdesc: the rosy-cheeked blond man
Mission: Top Secret
Destination: Unknown
Code Generated Long Description.
You are 23 years, 6 months, and a few days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 72 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is extremely good,
your wisdom is good enough, and my endurance is better than yours.
You are a little hungry and not thirsty.
Your health is 110(110), you have 210(215) stamina, and 101(101) stun.
You have been GDBing for 63 days, 11 hours and 25 minutes.
You are sitting on a brown leather couch.
You are currently speaking English with a mashed up accent.
Quote from: Is Friday on February 23, 2011, 06:03:55 PM
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps. Runner of the United States Bynners.
ftfy
Quote from: Kismetic on February 23, 2011, 03:34:54 PM
You are Kismetic
Keywords: hawkish blue-eyed man k
Sdesc: the hawkish, blue-eyed man
Objective: Get back to the choppa!
Long Description: The hawkish, blue-eyed man is sitting here, rolling a doobie.
You are 30 years, 0 months and 26 days old.
You are 73 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is extremely good,
your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are very thirsty, and not hungry.
Your health is 111/(111), you have 111/(111) stamina, and 111/(111) stun.
You have been playing for 0 days and 0 hours.
You are sitting on a long, brown couch.
You are currently speaking English with an Appalachian accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is married.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Rachel McAdams
You are not being merciful.
Also, probably ... Ranger/Bard. Minus some skills, add some others ...
Quote from: Reiteration on February 23, 2011, 06:40:48 PM
Quote from: Is Friday on February 23, 2011, 06:03:55 PM
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps. Runner of the United States Bynners.
ftfy
The Byn have no discipline or culture. I'd compare it more to the Lyksaen Warriors if anything.
You are Recharge
Keywords: olive toned shaggy haired man
Sdesc: the olive-toned, shaggy-haired man
Objective:
Long Description: The olive-toned, shaggy-haired man is here, rockin' away at his keypad!
You are 23 years, 6 months, 231 days old.
Your strength is average, your agility is above average,
your wisdom is above average, and your endurance is very good.
You are a little hungry and dehydrated!
Your health is 99(99), you have 119(123) stamina, and 127(127) stun.
You have been playing for many'a year!
You are sitting on a ragged, wooden-backed chair.
You are currently speaking English with a Canadian accent, eh?
Your emcumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is freakin' awsome!
Your mood is groggy.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching a hp 1702 lcd 19" pc monitor.
Yep, i like my monitor.
and surprisingly enough, that is how many days old I actually am.
I dont have a height or weight, just how Canadians role now-a-days.
Quote from: Recharge on February 23, 2011, 06:50:49 PM
I dont have a height or weight, just how Canadians role now-a-days.
But we do have length.
amirite, ladies?
Couldn't resist.
Quote from: Is Friday on February 23, 2011, 06:03:55 PM
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps.
Mission: Top Secret
Destination: Unknown
Do you know when you're ever coming home?
You are Lewis.
Keywords: short bearded man fantasywriter fw helper
Sdesc: the short, bearded man
Objective: To publish a novel of fantastic historical fiction.
Long Description: The short, bearded man is surrounded by halfing minions.
You are 28 years, 7 months, and 22 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 68 inches tall, and weigh 11 ten-stone.
Your strength is extremely good, your agility is average,
your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is extremely good.
You are not hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 130 (134), you have 86(98) stamina, 106(197) mana, and 70(120) stun.
You have been playing for 4 years, 6 days, and 23 hours.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is tree-hugger.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your mood is stressed.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are being merciful.
You are watching teh Mantis Head.
You are boog
Keywords: buxom brown haired young woman
Sdesc: the buxom, brown-haired young woman
Objective: Quit cramping!
Long Description:The buxom, brown-haired young woman sits in front of her computer.
You are 22 years, 8 months and 2 days old
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone (or something).
Your stats don't matter because you're all around awesome.
You are parched, and not hungry.
Your health is fine, you have the stamina of a cow being prodded, and ... stun-stun-stunna.
You have been playing for nearly as long as Feco.
You are sitting on the cheap, one-armed computer chair.
You are currently speaking American English with a slight New Yawkah accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is loving and kind.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Everything?!
You are not being merciful.
Oh, and god, real life classes... I'd be a merchant/thug.
;)
You are Nick
Keyword: stocky brown haired man
Sdesc: the stocky, brown-haired man
Objective: Pass my NBRC Board Exams
Long Description: the stocky, brown-haired man is here, staring at a college book blankly.
You are 26 years, 0 months, 9 days old
You are 68 inches tall, and weight 7 ten-stones (I guess)
Your strength is good, your agility is good
your wisdom is above average, your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are starving, and not thirsty.
You have been playing for 6 years or so.
You are sitting on a blue, swivel hospital office chair.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
My real-life app is a special app custom class :B
Quote from: boog on February 23, 2011, 08:59:25 PM
You are boog
Keywords: buxom brown haired young woman
Sdesc: the buxom, brown-haired young woman
Objective: Quit cramping!
Long Description:The buxom, brown-haired young woman sits in front of her computer.
You are 22 years, 8 months and 2 days old
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone (or something).
Your stats don't matter because you're all around awesome.
You are parched, and not hungry.
Your health is fine, you have the stamina of a cow being prodded, and ... stun-stun-stunna.
You have been playing for nearly as long as Feco.
You are sitting on the cheap, one-armed computer chair.
You are currently speaking American English with a slight New Yawkah accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is loving and kind.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Everything?!
You are not being merciful.
Oh, and god, real life classes... I'd be a merchant/thug.
;)
I have a cure for cramps, but its only good for nine months.
You are Brian
Keywords: scrawny mouse-eared man mickey/mighty mouse chim-chim dicknose Hot Dancer Brian
Sdesc: the scrawny, mouse-eared man
Objective: Recover from a dismal month
Long Description:
Code Generated Long Description
You are 27 years, 10 months and 4 days old.
You are 67 inches tall, and weigh 1 ten-stone.
Your strength is poor, your agility is very good
your wisdom is below average, and your endurance is good.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 85/(85), you have 90/(90) stamina, and 90/(90) stun.
You have been playing for 10 years.
You are reclining on the cheap, walmart weight-bench
You are currently speaking English with a broken northern accent accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is poor and greasy.
You are resting.
You are refusing saves on: margaritas and latinas
You are being merciful.
Quote from: Potaje on February 23, 2011, 09:16:06 PM
Quote from: boog on February 23, 2011, 08:59:25 PM
You are boog
Keywords: buxom brown haired young woman
Sdesc: the buxom, brown-haired young woman
Objective: Quit cramping!
Long Description:The buxom, brown-haired young woman sits in front of her computer.
You are 22 years, 8 months and 2 days old
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone (or something).
Your stats don't matter because you're all around awesome.
You are parched, and not hungry.
Your health is fine, you have the stamina of a cow being prodded, and ... stun-stun-stunna.
You have been playing for nearly as long as Feco.
You are sitting on the cheap, one-armed computer chair.
You are currently speaking American English with a slight New Yawkah accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is loving and kind.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Everything?!
You are not being merciful.
Oh, and god, real life classes... I'd be a merchant/thug.
;)
I have a cure for cramps, but its only good for nine months.
Precisely why I'm cramping. The little bastard's trying to make too much room for itself, I guess! ;)
You are Jared
Keywords: large hairy man zoltan
Sdesc: the large, hairy man
Objective: Branch
Long Description: code-generated long description
You are 25 years, and some months and days old
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 70 inches tall and weigh... definitely above the chargen limit. ???
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is poor.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 96(96), you have 105(105) stamina and 98(98) stun.
You have been playing for 4 years.
You are sitting on a ramshackle, black office chair.
You are currently speaking English with an American accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Your relationship to the land is neutral.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: nothing
You are not being merciful.
You are Solera
Keywords: tough, old,bag
Sdesc: the tough old bag
Objective: Know where I'm going
Long Description: The tough old bag is...here?
You are 59 years, 5 months, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is not old.
You are 65 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is poor,
your wisdom is poor, and your endurance is above average.
You are not hungry, or thirsty.
Your health is 95/100, you have 100/110 stamina, and 70/100 stun.
You have been playing for 87 days.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a cute accent.
Your encumbrance is manageable.
Relationship to the land pays my bills.
Your mood is neutral.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on most things except tractors.
You are being merciful.
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You are Ocotillo.
Keywords: platonic form hylaen theoric plato ocotillo tressy-tressed muscular winner
Sdesc: the platonic form
Objective: Survive midterms.
Long Description: The platonic form is here, divorced from reality.
You are 20 years, a month, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is barely adult.
You are X inches tall, and weigh Y stones and cannot be properly
measured in this dimension.
Your strength is good, your agility is good,
your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is good at
other times of year.
You are a little hungry and a little thirsty.
You have been playing for about four years, with big breaks.
You are sitting on a great idea for a book you'll probably never publish.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is on again and off again.
You are currently speaking english without regional diction.
Your mood is neurotic.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, grades, men, women, cuban cigars, caffeine, and massages.
You are being merciful for now.
You are watching the time fly by.
You are Rhyden.
Keywords: dude totally average brown haired man nerd canadian
Sdesc: the totally average brown-haired dude
Objective: make KD, clean up apartment, and branch, duh
Long Description: the totally average brown-haired dude sits on a green sofa, drinking canadian beer.
You are 22 years, 8 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young and sexy.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten stones.
Your strength is average, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry but not thirsty.
You are semi-intoxicated.
You are Case the Not-Fathi
Keywords: transient case NOTFATHI
Sdesc: the tousled homeless IT worker
Objective: Be a successful internet vampire
Long Description: The tousled homeless IT worker is stealing all of your power/internet/food.
You are 22 years and change,
which by your race and appearance is none of your business ok.
You are measured in metres and weighed in kilograms because you use metric like most of the world.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is average, and your endurance is average.
You are not hungry, or thirsty.
Your health is 80/80, you have 120/115 stamina, and 100/100 stun.
You are sitting in some corporate office 'working' from some random city in New Zealand.
You are currently speaking C++ with a kludge accent.
Your encumbrance is VERY HEAVY.
You and the land aren't on speaking terms after it destroyed your house.
Your mood is sweet as.
You are being unmerciful.
You are Reiloth
Keywords: tall unmuscular Reiloth
Sdesc: the tall, unmuscular manchild
Objective: Make music and art and fail to gain acknowledgement until after death.
Long Description: The tall, unmuscular man is at work, contemplating The Demolition Man and Taco Bell.
You are 25 years, a few months, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is stellar.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh some ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is average,
your wisdom is average, and your endurance is below average, but getting better since quitting smoking.
You are not hungry or thirsty.
You have been playing for eight years.
You are sitting on a pretty comfortable office chair surrounded by acoustic guitars.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is pretty awful.
You are currently speaking english with a Southern California Accent.
Your mood is Yam-like.
You are refusing saves on: success, victory, Conan the Barbarian, NASA space program
You are being unmerciful, you delightful asshole.
You are watching nothing.
Quote from: Case on February 24, 2011, 10:46:33 PM
You are Case the Not-Fathi
Keywords: transient case NOTFATHI
Wait, do people always mistake you for me for some reason? I was not aware of this. y4? ???
Quote from: Fathi on February 25, 2011, 02:05:34 AM
Quote from: Case on February 24, 2011, 10:46:33 PM
You are Case the Not-Fathi
Keywords: transient case NOTFATHI
Wait, do people always mistake you for me for some reason? I was not aware of this. y4? ???
Just a guess, but I think it's the name.
<3 Fathi!
Quote from: Zoan on February 23, 2011, 02:55:23 AM
You are Awesome
Keywords: godly, divine, epic, cool
Sdesc: the godly, divine, epic, cool person
Objective: Steal all objectives from others and take them for your own
Long Description: The godly, divine, epic, cool person is here, which means you soon won't be.
You are beyond time itself, which by your race and appearance is irrational
You are 110 inches tall, and weigh 90 stone.
Your strength is absolutely incredible, your agility is absolutely incredible,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little hungry, and not thirsty
Your health is 97(97), you have 83(83) stamina, and 116(116) stun.
You have been lording over this game forever.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking all tongues, simultaneously.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is awesome.
Your mood is wrathful
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: nothing
You are not being merciful.
Zoan is X-D?
You are Fathi, desk jockey of the New Zealand Shadow Government.
Keywords: fathi crop haired leggy brunette woman Notcase Casums
Sdesc: the crop-haired, leggy brunette
Objective: To wake up for stuff on time.
Long Description: A tall, leggy lady is here with a white PC cradled in her lap.
You are 23 years, 1 month, and 16 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult... on the outside, at least.
You are 73.5 inches tall, and weigh NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Your strength is limpwristed, your agility is perky,
your wisdom is questionable, and your endurance is hella.
You are not hungry, but you are thirsty.
You are getting your wine on.
Your health is 180(180), you have 60(117) stamina, and 5(124) stun.
You have been playing since before-ish the Copper War.
You are resting on a queen-sized bed with a sakura tree print duvet.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is somewhat bitter.
You are currently speaking English with a soft accent that is American in origin yet often mistaken for Canadian and Irish.
Your mood is cold and you have to pee.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, subdue, maturity.
You are being unmerciful.
You are watching Grey Area read TVTropes obsessively.
You are Cindy.
Keywords: curly-haired pierced woman
Sdesc: the curly-haired, pierced woman
Objective: To write an awesome fiction.
Long Description: The curly-haired, pierced woman is sitting in a chair, looking alert.
You are 21 years, 5 months, and 5 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 63 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is very poor, your agility is poor,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is exceptional.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 120(128), you have 90(90) stamina, and 120(120) stun.
You have been playing for three and a half years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is very good.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your mood is satiated, and peaceful.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, working out.
You are being merciful.
There are very few things I love more than staring at wilderness, although my recycling sense isn't really there. Its amazing to watch tree leaves glitter in the sunlight during early spring or fall.
I just recently found out that I LOVE working out on weight-training machines, so my strength will change in a while. I was kinda depressed until then and working out over there helped change my mood 360, although I couldn't really move my arms when I woke up.
Also: I'm really a breed that looks completely human. Watch my sneaky ass make its way into your clan's ranks and end up leading it one day. Muwahahaha.
You are Fredd
Keywords:loud, Anoying, Chubby
Sdesc: the loud, anoying and chubby man
Objective: To get out of life alive.
Long Description:
Code Generated Long Description.
You are 27 years, 9 months, and 27 days
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 69 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is Average, and your endurance is average.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 69(69), you have 420(420) stamina, and 1(1) stun.
You have been playing for 20 hours a day
You are resting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your mood is neutral.
You are effected by:
Mom Issues
Abstinence by Circumstance
You are resting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, food, women, good times.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching Vampire Knight
Modified: This would actually work for a dating site summary. Doubt I would get any takers though >.<
LOL
I like fat annoying chubby men.
You are Nana.
Keywords: fine-haired, lanky woman
Sdesc: the fine-haired, lanky woman
Objective: Invent an extra hour every day to play Arma again
Long Description: The fine-haired, lanky woman is gazing out of a window.
You are 26 years, 6 months, and 11 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is exceptional,
your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry, but you are not thirsty.
Your health is 89(94), you have 10(90) stamina, and 120(120) stun.
You have been playing for five years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a valley accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is extremely good.
Your mood is wistful.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are being merciful.
You are watching someone who is not here.
Since my sis just put hers up.
You are Kaineus, teacher and wrangler of small children.
Keywords: masculine, dark-haired, Frisco Dyke
Sdesc: the masculine, dark-haired woman
Objective: Play Armageddon a little less and live real life more.
Long Description: The masculine, dark-haired woman smokes a cigarette here.
You are 23 years, 1 month, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 71 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is above average.
You are hungry, but you are not thirsty.
Your health is 104(104), you have 59(107) stamina, and 110(110) stun.
You have been playing for three years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish like a bro.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is bitter and sardonic.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching Nana stuff her bra with falsies and snickering.
Nana--fulfill that fucking objective and kick medical academia in the ass! I miss powning this game with you.
Quote from: Kaineus on March 08, 2011, 12:33:13 PM
Since my sis just put hers up.
Nana--fulfill that fucking objective and kick medical academia in the ass! I miss powning this game with you.
lol. how sweet. <3
I wish I had a sibling who was a nerd.
You are McDonald.
Keywords: balding salt pepper bearded man
Sdesc: the balding, salt-and-pepper-bearded man
Objective: Be the best astronomer/librarian ever.
Long Description: The balding, salt-and-pepper-bearded man sits among stacks of books.
You are 49 years, 0 months, and 8 days old
which by your race and appearance is mature.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry, and thirsty.
Your health is 95(95), you have 50(100) stamina, and 60(100) stun.
You have been playing for one year and ten months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with an ambiguous accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is frustrated and tired.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are being merciful.
You are watching the blinking lights.
You are Private First Class of the U.S. Army
Keywords: Dark-skinned, short-haired, Ancheta, Steven, Lee, Chetta, Steve, PFC, Private, PV2
Sdesc: the dark-skinned, short-haired male
Objective: Wrestle a bear - climb a mountain - have children(twins)
Long Description: The dark-skinned, short-haired male sits on his bed with with a laptop.
You are 21 years, 10 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 66 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is exceptional,
your wisdom is below average, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are very hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 154(154), you have 173(180) stamina, and 184(200) stun.
You have been playing for five? years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a heroic accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is disgruntled.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are being merciful.
You are watching... stuff. >_>
You are Jake, compulsive do-gooder / petty criminal of the Karma Army
Keywords: Pale, wild-haired, Jake, Hippie, high, pale-skinned, tea.drinker
Sdesc: the wild-haired, pale-skinned hippie
Objective: Chill out, preferably while surrounded by a plethora of random trinkets
Long Description: The wild-haired, pale-skinned hippie is drinking tea
You are 20 years, 8 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are an unspecified number of inches tall, and never got the hang of working out weight in ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is good.
You are a little hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 78(125), you have 164(175) stamina, and 224(230) stun.
You have been playing for about a year, on and off.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a nasally accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is absolutely incredible.
Your mood is self righteous.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: combat.
You are being merciful.
You are watching Doctor Who.
You are Morrolan
Keywords: pale blue-eyed man
Sdesc: the pale, blue-eyed man
Objective: Publication.
Long Description: The pale, blue-eyed man is here.
You are 39 years, 7 months, and more than 3 days old
which for an apricot is very old. For a head of lettuce, even more so. For a mountain, you are very young. For a man, you are just right.
You are 71 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry, and thirsty.
Your health is 101(101), you have 125(125) mana, you have 124(130) stamina,
and 60(100) stun.
You have been playing for seventeen years, on and off.
You are resting.
You are currently speaking English with a Chicago accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is patient.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are trying to be merciful.
You are watching your inbox.
[derail]
>eq
You are using:
<worn on head> an awesome hat
<worn about throat> a stainless steel necklace
<worn on torso> a worn, black t-shirt
<worn on left finger> a silver wedding band
<worn on left finger> a silver wave-carved ring
<worn as belt> a black leather belt
<worn around body> a black button-down overshirt
<worn on legs> a pair of blue denim jeans
<worn on feet> a dusty pair of black leather workboots
[/derail]
You are Joey Button
Keywords: Joey Button brown-haired green-eyed short
Sdesc: The brown-haired, green-eyed man
Objective: Join the National Guard
Long Description: The brown-haired, green-eyed man plays Armageddon here.
You are 20 years and 8 days ole,
which by your appearance is adult.
You are 66 inches tall, and weigh about 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is average.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 130(130), you have 150(150) mana, you have 110(112) stamina,
and 130(130_ stun.
You have been playing for one year, roughly.
You are sitting comfortably.
You are currently speaking American English with a Vermont accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is sedate.
You are refusing saves on: arrest
You are merciful.
You are watching your monitor.
These were my personal scores and stats 9 years ago:
(http://https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/316212_2084097945385_1192283034_n.jpg)
These are my personal scores and stats now:
You are ShaLeah
Keywords: ShaL Tam Tammy Ma Mommy Mo-om short chunkylicious diva
Sdesc: the short, chunkylicious diva
Objective: To get the two toddlers to sleep through the night in their own bed
Long Description: the short, chunkylicous diva is here, passing out fishes and juice to the toddlers
You are 41 years, 2 months and 30 days old,
which by your race and appearance is middle-aged.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 12 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is below average
your wisdom is pre-menopausal, and your endurance is below average.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 110/(110), you have 57/(120) stamina, and 74/(94) stun.
You have been playing for 10 years, 3 months and 9 hours.
You are sitting on an aluminum, tuscan style chair, at a wooden and burned kitchen table.
You are currently speaking Mommy with a faint New York accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is a work in progress.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, night out without kids and hookers, blow and sangria
You are trying to be merciful.
You are Eric, Associate Attorney of Evil Scumbag Lawyers, LLP
Keywords: eric clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer deathtokittens
Sdesc: the clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer
Objective: Riding on the backs of the bruised and hurting the little guy.
Long Description: The clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer is directing his staff to mail enormous bills to clients.
You are 31 years, 1 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are five feet, nine inches tall, and one-hundred and seventy pounds.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
your wisdom is good, your endurance is good, but your sexual endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 100 (100), you have 120 (120) stamina, and 120 (120) stun.
You have been playing for about a decade, with a few multiple year breaks.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is irritable and evil.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: combat.
You are being merciful.
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
You Jealous Dwarf?
Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
I used to have absolutely incredible wisdom in my old stats, but if you read a little further you'll see that I was drunk and thereby suffering from classic drunken courage. I assume anyone posting that is joking because I was, they have a term for that size :o ego I hear.
Quote from: Ktavialt on October 20, 2011, 01:39:23 PM
You are Eric, Associate Attorney of Evil Scumbag Lawyers, LLP
Keywords: eric clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer deathtokittens
Sdesc: the clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer
Objective: Riding on the backs of the bruised and hurting the little guy.
Long Description: The clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer is directing his staff to mail enormous bills to clients.
Is your name Saul Goodman?
You are Jenner, a neurotic, unemployable, undergrad.
Keywords: Jenner, neurotic, unemployable, pudgy, scarred, acned, spaz, deaf
Sdesc: the pudgy, acne scarred psychology student
Objective: Graduate before I'm 32.
Long Description: the pudgy, acne scarred psychology student sits hunched over an ancient laptop.
You are 29 years, 7 months, and 18 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 65 inches tall and are too lazy to calculate your weight.
Your strength is poor, your agility is above average,
your wisdom is below average, your endurance is below average
You are not hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 79 (87), you have 54 (67) stamina, and 42 (42) stun.
You have been playing for maybe five months
You are sitting at an industriously kludged together desk.
You are currently speaking sign language.
Your encumbrance is barely manageable.
Relationship to the land is adequate
Your mood is self critical
You are feeling weary
You are refusing saves on: advice, critique, social interactions
You are being merciful.
Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
Stop pissing all over everyone's fun, dude.
You've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.
GB, you've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.
;)
Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeriousBusiness) STOP HAVING FUN!!!! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StopHavingFunGuys)
Quote from: lordcooper on October 20, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
GB, you've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.
;)
Hah.
Quote from: lordcooper on October 20, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
GB, you've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.
;)
Touche, you bastard. Lol. ;D
Why hasn't Tektolnes posted in this thread yet?
Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
C'mon DD, they're just AI for humans...
I think this should be revived. I just read the whole thing and laughed.
They must have revamped the age code again.
You are Joshua, of many people (type 'tribes' to see your affiliations).
Keywords: Joshua Josh wiry bespectacled man
Sdesc: the wiry, bespectacled man
Objective: Sex, money.
Long Description: The wiry, bespectacled man lays, pillows propped beneath his head.
You are 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall and are weigh eight ten-stones.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is average, your endurance is below average
You are satisfied, and not thirsty.
Your health is 104 (104), you have 43 (111) stamina, and 77 (98) stun.
You have been playing for 1578 days and 4 hours.
You are reclining.
You are currently speaking English.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is tired.
You are refusing saves on: sex, money, sleep, climb, arrest
You are not being merciful.
You are Joey, of United States Army National Guard
Keywords: Joey Joe Pudgy Short Haired Man
Sdesc: the pudgy, short-haired man
Objective: Get out of the army
Long description: The pudgy, short-haired man relaxes on his bed with two laptops, one of which is a gaming laptop.
You are 22 years, 2 months, and something days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 66 inches tall, and weigh nine ten-stones.
Your strength is very good, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is above average, and your endurance is below average.
You are starving (in your own mind), and dehydrated (in your own mind).
Your health is 87 (87), you have 1 (130) stamina, and 15 (154) stun.
You have been playing for too fucking many days and way too many hours.
You are resting.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is could not fucking care less.
Your mood is exhausted.
You are refusing saves on: pretty women (defined as per self), money, getting out of the military, climb, arrest.
You are being merciful until such time as mercy is unnecessary.
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 22, 2011, 08:32:57 PM
You are Joshua.
Keywords: wiry towering blond man
Sdesc: the wiry, towering blond man
Objective: To get at the curly-haired, diminutive woman.
Long Description: The wiry, towering blond man is curled into a ball at a desktop.
You are 20 years, 4 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is very good, your agility is average,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 135(135), you have 100(125) stamina, and 30(150) stun.
You have been playing for two years and three months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your mood is inspecific.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: affection | arrest | massage .
You are being merciful.
You are watching a blocky computer monitor.
Quote from: MeTekillot on November 09, 2013, 04:08:34 AM
You are Joshua, of many people (type 'tribes' to see your affiliations).
Keywords: Joshua Josh wiry bespectacled man
Sdesc: the wiry, bespectacled man
Objective: Sex, money.
Long Description: The wiry, bespectacled man lays, pillows propped beneath his head.
You are 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall and are weigh eight ten-stones.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is average, your endurance is below average
You are satisfied, and not thirsty.
Your health is 104 (104), you have 43 (111) stamina, and 77 (98) stun.
You have been playing for 1578 days and 4 hours.
You are reclining.
You are currently speaking English.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is tired.
You are refusing saves on: sex, money, sleep, climb, arrest
You are not being merciful.
Met is aging in reverse! Or an elf, damned liar.
Quote from: ShaLeah on November 09, 2013, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 22, 2011, 08:32:57 PM
You are Joshua.
Keywords: wiry towering blond man
Sdesc: the wiry, towering blond man
Objective: To get at the curly-haired, diminutive woman.
Long Description: The wiry, towering blond man is curled into a ball at a desktop.
You are 20 years, 4 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is very good, your agility is average,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 135(135), you have 100(125) stamina, and 30(150) stun.
You have been playing for two years and three months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your mood is inspecific.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: affection | arrest | massage .
You are being merciful.
You are watching a blocky computer monitor.
Quote from: MeTekillot on November 09, 2013, 04:08:34 AM
You are Joshua, of many people (type 'tribes' to see your affiliations).
Keywords: Joshua Josh wiry bespectacled man
Sdesc: the wiry, bespectacled man
Objective: Sex, money.
Long Description: The wiry, bespectacled man lays, pillows propped beneath his head.
You are 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall and are weigh eight ten-stones.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
your wisdom is average, your endurance is below average
You are satisfied, and not thirsty.
Your health is 104 (104), you have 43 (111) stamina, and 77 (98) stun.
You have been playing for 1578 days and 4 hours.
You are reclining.
You are currently speaking English.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is tired.
You are refusing saves on: sex, money, sleep, climb, arrest
You are not being merciful.
Met is aging in reverse! Or an elf, damned liar.
And he's shrinking.
I lied on the first one
Quote from: MeTekillot on November 09, 2013, 01:46:07 PM
I lied on the first one
Oh yeah, we'll believe everything you say from now on, Sharp. First trust test, failed.
(http://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/6/8/3/8/6/lying-youre-doing-it-wrong.jpg)
RT: You never realize how hard it is to find a meme that's spelled correctly until you Google.
You are Steve.
Keywords: willowy, stubble, bearded, man, Steve
Sdesc: the willowy, stubble-bearded man
Objective: Live life to the fullest!
You are 24 years, 0 months, and 13 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is good,
your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 122(122), you have 125(125) stamina, and 121(121) stun.
You have been playing for a long f-ing time.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a friendly accent.
You are Hayden
Kewords: lanky baggy eyed young adult Hayden loser
Sdesc: the lanky, baggy-eyed young adult
Objective: To learn their goddamn lines.
Long Desc: The lanky, bagg-eyed young adult is sitting here, clinging to consciousness.
You are 17 years, 8 months, and some amount of days old, which, by your race and appearance, is young.
You are 72 inches tall and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is good, your wisdom is below average, your endurance is exceptional.
You are a little hungry, and damn thirsty.
Your health is 97(97), you have 50(120) stamina, and 2(100) stun.
You have been playing deep into the night.
You are sitting at a school standard desk, in a gross, plastic chair.
You are currently speaking English, with an Idahoan accent and a slight lisp.
Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is "it's complicated".
Your mood is stressed.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: listening
You are being merciful
You are watching A Knight's Tale
What are people using to decide on their endurance? I was going to do one of these, but I honestly don't know what to put, as I've recently done an Ironman (3.8K swim, 180K bike, 42.2K run) and I was going to put "good" or "very good" for my endurance. If someone like Chris McCormack or Dean Karnazes are AIs (i.e. the pinnacle of human endurance, in my opinion), then I could only dare boast a "good" ;)
You guys are fucking Godly! :o
There are many types of things that deal with endurance, not just your ability to run far or swim far. :)
Yeah, such as resistances to magickal effects, or polymorphing.
I, for one, have never once been polymorphed. My endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are Inky
Kewords: tattooed auburn haired woman Inky
Sdesc: the tattooed, auburn-haired woman
Objective: To find the correct droids and to acquire a handful of xanax and a bottle of pink moscato.
Long Desc: The tattooed, auburn-haired woman is laying here, clacking away on her laptop.
You are 29 years, 5 months, and 13 days old, which, by your race and appearance, is an adult.
You are 73 inches tall and weigh NUNYADAMNBUSINESS tenstone
Your strength is average, your agility is good, your wisdom is good, your endurance is below average.
You are a little hungry, and terribly thirsty.
Your health is 97(97), you have 50(120) stamina, and 2(100) stun.
You have been playing so long you have forgotten the exact amount of years.
You are sitting on a pillowtop mattress using a piano bench as a desk.
You are currently speaking English, with a Michigander accent tinged with Kentucky hillbilly.
Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is one of friends with benefits.
Your mood is stressed.
You are reclining.
You are refusing saves on: Freaking the fuck out and killing a bunch of mofos with a flame thrower.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching your six-month old son sleep.
You are Michael
Keywords : Blonde Blue Eyed Man Jedi
Sdesc :The blonde, blue-eyed man
Objective : To please the masses and bring a little class to the world
Long Desc : The blonde, blue-eyed man sits alone here in a dimly lit corner, drinking.
Main Desc : The man before you stands of average height for his race. His shoulders are broad and sport a muscular chest that tapers down to a trim pysique. The more you study him you notice that his age is catching up with him and he should probably do a couple sit-ups from time to time to get rid of that looming beer belly. He has very fine hair that strikes a golden shade of blonde, spiked upwards this way and that with no rhyme or reason to it. As you look down his face you notice his facial hair turning a darker shade of brown, and below his lip is a 3 and a half inch length of very light blonde hair, styled into a fantastic beard. His eyes are a cool blue and when you look closely you notice that his right eye has a little triangle of pigment missing from the pupil. Also his feet smell.
You are 33 years, 6 months, and 13 days old. Which by your race and appearance is damn sexy
You are 78 inches tall and weigh 7 tenstone
your Strength is Good, your Agility is Excellent,
your Wisdom is Better than your Intelligence, your Endurance is Average
You are satisfied, and always thristy
Your health is 100(101), you have 75(113) stamina and 90(90)stun, your mana is 48(114)
You have been playing for 1 decade, 9 years, 6 months, and 13 days
You are sitting on a wobbly chair at a lightly stained wooden desk, there are no other spaces available.
You are currently speaking Text
Your encumbrance is no problem
Your relationship to the land is Bitchin'
Your mood is ______
You are sitting
You are refusing all saves
You are being merciful
You are Joshua.
Keywords: towering sunken eyed man Kidder Jojo Metekillot
Sdesc: the towering, sunken-eyed man
Objective: Justice.
Long Description: The towering, sunken-eyed man is lounging in an easy chair.
You are 24 years, 10 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 75 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is very good, your agility is good,
your wisdom is good, and your endurance is good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 135(135), you have 43(125) stamina, and 100(125) stun.
You have been playing for 9 years, 11 months, and 30 days.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your mood is satisfied.
You are sitting.
You are not refusing any saves.
You are being merciful.
You are watching a battered, black-and-red laptop.
Main Desc : This man has a broad, sharply-angled face, his features lean to a hungry-looking degree. Bloodshot and colored blue, his eyes -- one of them noticeably off-sided -- gaze from sockets ringed with the dark circles of the habitually sleep-deprived. Bushy brows lend expressiveness to an otherwise blank emotiveness. His lips are full and pulled into a perpetual pout, surrounded by sparse stubble. A large nose sits prominent, though his large head and slightly-pointed ears keep its size proportionate. His body is lank and waifishly lean, a long neck supporting his head, and long limbs terminating in large hands and feet. His complexion is addled, pocked, patchy, and scarred by the ravages of teenage acne. Pale skin and his lack of body fat cause veins to be easily visible in his arms and forehead.
Tdesc: His fine-textured, brown hair is a few months uncut, sticking askew in many directions from a day's old application of a greasy styling product.
He is using:
<on torso> a greying-white, stained tee
<left shoulder> a cyclops woman
<left forearm> a black heart
<right forearm> a smiling sun and a red heart, arranged in the style of a charm string
<right shoulder> a simplified sun
<legs> black and red plaid pajama pants
Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
Consider this in context. Is it possible that a text-based, story-driven game appeals to people of higher than average intellect in an age dominated by visually appealing games? The appeal of the game is in language's ability to be more free-form, creating opportunities for a depth of RP that can't currently exist in a graphical game. I suspect that 2 types of people are attracted to this form of gaming:
1. People who enjoy literary stimulation.
and
2. People without the economic means to play graphics-based games.
I would imagine that the first group of people drawn to this type of game are likely to be of higher than average intellect. And this is the internet, so we're drawing from a vast pool of people globally. On a test with a standard deviation of 15, roughly 1 in 8000 people have an IQ of 155, which is in the same ballpark as Hawking and Einstein. That means globally, there are around 900k people with that level of IQ. Based on studies that have been conducted, those 900k people are mostly concentrated in countries with high economic prosperity, which means that they're more likely to have means and time to do things like play computer games. And this isn't a random group of people. It is a sample of people from a specific hobby, which may have a higher attraction to people of higher IQ. Thus, the representation of people in this community with an IQ approaching 155 may be far greater than 1 in 8000.
Do I think some people might have overstated their "wisdom"? Sure, it's entirely possible. But I wouldn't discount it completely. I considered doing one of these personal stats profiles for me, but I'd rather not have to qualify my claims to some rando's on the internet.
P.S. Sorry to be so serious. :P
Einsteins IQ was calculated in a society of well educated people, and IQ's are an average based on the population in that society. So if you are well educated, have internet and can play games, then you're probably among the same demographic that the 1 in 8000 people was taken from.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on July 10, 2019, 08:07:43 PM
Einsteins IQ was calculated in a society of well educated people, and IQ's are an average based on the population in that society. So if you are well educated, have internet and can play games, then you're probably among the same demographic that the 1 in 8000 people was taken from.
Actually, it wasn't. And IQ test scores aren't averaged based on a single society. They're standardized globally. If that were the case, there would be no difference in average IQ between countries. All countries would have an average IQ of 100 because it would be a contained system with 100 being the median IQ. That isn't how it works.
Global IQ tests are a new thing. The tests people were measured by 50-100 years ago were insular and not widespread. Apparently most of the people we are talking about have never even been measured and only have estimates. So trying to make any statements about how rare Einstein/Tesla level intelligence is is dubious.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on July 11, 2019, 01:15:03 AM
Global IQ tests are a new thing. The tests people were measured by 50-100 years ago were insular and not widespread.
Actually, that isn't true. The first real IQ test was the Simon-Binet IQ test(1904), developed by the French. That specific IQ test was then popularized all over Europe and the US. Because they all used the same IQ test, developed and managed by the same company, the results were standardized across all of the countries that used them.
Prior to WW2, the world was very interested in things like this, because the world was into the idea of eugenics. It wasn't until after WW2 and the fall of Nazi Germany that eugenics became distasteful, and only then because that was a key part of what the Nazi's pushed for. Bear in mind that at this point in history, mankind knew eugenics worked due to two millennia of it's use in the form of domestic plant and animal breeding.
Anyhow, the fact is, there are very few credible IQ tests in the scheme of things. Facebook IQ tests and online tests aren't accurate. Real IQ tests use controlled environments and are administered by a professional, and there have only been a few credible companies who have done large scale testing over the last century.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on July 11, 2019, 01:15:03 AMApparently most of the people we are talking about have never even been measured and only have estimates.
That's true. Neither Einstein nor Hawking were ever tested. Our indication of their IQ comes from experts in the field of psychometrics making estimates by drawing from their published works.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on July 11, 2019, 01:15:03 AMSo trying to make any statements about how rare Einstein/Tesla level intelligence is is dubious.
Not necessarily. I mean, we know they would have been at the extreme high end, and we're able to make real world comparisons to people who currently exist at those high ends in order to estimate where they would have been. Hawking and Einstein are estimated to be in the 160 area. Basically, 4+ deviations from the norm.
It's far easier to estimate the IQ of public figures in fields like this, because they have large bodies of published work from which to draw information.
In the interest of fairness of debate, I should let you know that I have a lot of knowledge in the area of psychometrics.
EDIT: Oh, some relevant data: In 1900, over 70% of the global population was ruled by the US, EU, and Russia.
Lol ya'll will really find anything to argue about including hypothetical intelligence levels as it relates to game stats.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on February 22, 2011, 08:21:32 PM
You are Brytta.
Keywords: blue-eyed rawboned man leofa
Sdesc: the blue-eyed, rawboned man
Objective: To glorify God and to enjoy Him forever.
Objective2: To pwn my employer's competition and a gal.
Long Description: The blue-eyed, rawboned man lounges in a comfy recliner, frowning at his lightbox.
You are 30 years, 4 months, and 99 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is good,
your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is good.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 106(106), you have 120(135) stamina, and 60(120) stun.
You have been playing for five years and two months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your mood is tired but optimistic.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are not being merciful.
omg you are such a little shit. (This is my general reaction to historic brytta.)
From the vantage point of 8 years later, I am happy to report that my wisdom is
at best "very good" and all my other stats are ~average.
Quote from: Bebop on July 11, 2019, 12:36:30 PM
Lol ya'll will really find anything to argue about including hypothetical intelligence levels as it relates to game stats.
Seriously, if we were to do a skills list the amount of Master keyboard warriors would be astounding
I would like to report that my IRL score informs me that I am perfect in every conceivable metric.
Thk u 4 readin'.
You are Thomoto
Keywords: tall Lanky, light-skinned male teen
Sdesc: The tall, lanky light-skinned male teen thomoto, sparring dummy, tom, thom and thomas.
Objective: Try not to die again
Long description: The tall, lanky light-skinned male teen is relaxing on a couch here.
You are 14 years, 0 months and 1 day old,
By which your race and appearance is young.
You are 69 inches tall and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average , you're agility is good, your endurance is good and your wisdom is extremely good.
You are peckish and not thirsty
Your health is 104(104) your stamina is 130(130) and your stun is 100(100)
You have been playing for 1 year and 0 months
You are resting
You are currently speaking English with an American accent
Your encumbrance is light
Your relationship with the land in neutral
Your mood is moody but fair
You are resting
You are refusing saves on nothing
You are being merciful
104HP/130MV/100ST/0mana/riding: none/ unarmed/: Think Welp people are going to freak out again.
Oh and just to add to this brcause I'm bored as shit.
Skills
Journeyman slashing weapons
Advanced bludgeoning weapons
Novice piercing weapons
Novice chopping weapons
Master kick, advanced parry, novice bash, apprentice disarm. Advanced subdue. Master flee. Journeyman riposte, apprentice dual wield and master two handed.
Master read/write
Novice draw
Apprentice woodworking
Journeyman fishing
Fuggin master gaming/MUDing
Journeyman watch
Apprentice listen
Apprentice math
Annnddd, master keyboard warrior
And if your thinking, yes I took martial arts for the combat skilks
Master read/ write but you get your and you're wrong. More like journeyman, Thomoto. >:(
Honestly, I would put rudimentary mistakes like that even lower. That being said, I would put nearly every single person on the planet at less than master read and write.
Heheh, yeah I should of bunked that down. ::) :P
Cormac Mccarthy gets Master Writing. Only him.