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Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Corinne on July 04, 2003, 12:33:19 AM
Does anyone else ever get the urge to do something unusual in game?  Whenever my character removes her signet ring I want to junk it.  Anything valuable, as a matter of fact.  I want to junk exotic/rare/expensive/fancy items.  Does anyone else have this problem or something similar?  Let's hear all of your weird Armageddon habits.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Barzalene on July 04, 2003, 12:41:25 AM
I always want to try commands to see what if anything would happen. Like before I knew if sniff would echo, I'd want to sniff people to see if they'd do anything.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: 5 day lifespan on July 04, 2003, 12:42:24 AM
I want to doodle on NPC templars using the draw command.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: crymerci on July 04, 2003, 12:42:52 AM
I've always wanted to 'contact Tektolnes'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on July 04, 2003, 12:46:26 AM
I've always wanted to trip and spill my drink on a Templar, but I can never muster up the courage to do so.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on July 04, 2003, 01:09:16 AM
I always wanted to EMOTE: Reaching towards ~pants, me adjusts himself in the most vile and shameless manner possible...

Right in the middle of a tavern during peak playing hours.

And guess what? Sometimes I do...  :twisted:
Title: Re: Odd urges.
Post by: John on July 04, 2003, 01:14:12 AM
Quote from: "Corinne"
Whenever my character removes her signet ring I want to junk it.
No. Can't say I've ever had that particular urge  :roll:

I use to have the urge to escape the city any time my character made the slightest mistake. I killed off quite a few chars that way. But att I thought it was IC to do ;)
Title: Re: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on July 04, 2003, 01:15:14 AM
Quote from: "John"
Quote from: "Corinne"
Whenever my character removes her signet ring I want to junk it.
No. Can't say I've ever had that particular urge  :roll:

I use to have the urge to escape the city any time my character made the slightest mistake. I killed off quite a few chars that way. But att I thought it was IC to do ;)


Die? but of course. its always IC to die.

I tend to want to go wander into the rinth or go for a walk in the desert when no pcs are being intresting enough with me. ...although then sometimes Ill just have my char be pissy and -make- something intresting happen...not really beneficial to him normally though....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on July 04, 2003, 01:57:48 AM
Once I had this bad-ass dwarven warrior, and I was strolling down the street and for some reason I can't really explain I instructed a nearby NPC soldier in the skill of bash.  No RP whatsoever, just "teach soldier bash" "e."  I guess until the next reboot that soldier smacked those elves around.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: on July 04, 2003, 02:27:34 AM
Ive always wanted to kick a templar's chair out from under him.

ALWAYS wanted to kill the bard during a song, to see what would happen code-wise. Like would he continue singing? Pull out a steel-sword from his instrument? (I mean he's probably really rich...). Its just one of those what-ifs. Like what if I managed to kill him? Would he 'repop', or would the bard forever be gone from the world?

Oh, Ive also wanted to try pouring containers on people. like would 'pour (cup) person' work? > You pour a mug of ale out over (person). Itd be hilarious :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Synthesis on July 04, 2003, 03:05:16 AM
Every once in awhile, I get the urge to:

 emote merrily frolicks into the sparring circle, kicking his heels together and singing a lighthearted tune

Just because sparring seems so clownish at times.

"You wanna spar?"
"Let's spar!"
"You ready?"
"I'm ready!"
"Here we goooooooooooooo..."

One of the many reasons I (generally) can't stand clans.
Title: Oooh.
Post by: Vendyra on July 04, 2003, 03:06:55 AM
Quote from: "Jenred"
Oh, Ive also wanted to try pouring containers on people. like would 'pour (cup) person' work? > You pour a mug of ale out over (person). Itd be hilarious :)


That sounds like an idea for the idea command!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on July 04, 2003, 03:17:22 AM
it should be...I tried it once :( I was promptly dissapointed
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on July 04, 2003, 03:30:07 AM
Quote from: "Dracul"
it should be...I tried it once :( I was promptly dissapointed
Quote from: "Vendyra"
That sounds like an idea for the idea command!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on July 04, 2003, 04:40:54 AM
I've always been really tempted to smack around that annoying Kadius hawker that likes to sit outside of Sanctuary.

I have yelled at him from inside the tavern though.

You hear a man's voice from the outside shout "Kadius, because you're worth it!"
You shout "Yeah yeah, we heard you the first fifty times!"

But he just NEVER SHUTS UP!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on July 04, 2003, 10:53:53 AM
I've wanted to smack him about too, but I worry that the IMM that made it thinks like me, at which point my char would smack him and he'd turn and say "Now, you made me angry, Your not going to like me much."

Of course as he starts increasing in size and turning green.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Jacques on July 04, 2003, 01:36:45 PM
Now THERE'S a PC race/class that I'd like to have enough karma for!

Looking up from his table covered with empty bottles, the improbably-muscled green-skinned man says, in sirihish:
"Hulk smashed!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on July 04, 2003, 02:18:13 PM
Actually, as I recall, from what I've been told, there was someone that played the Hulk on Armageddon.  He wasn't green-skinned, but he was, for all intents and purposes, the Hulk.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Flaming Ocotillo on July 04, 2003, 04:26:56 PM
I suffer from this problem -all- the time.

I have the urge to behave in the most ridiculous manner possible, both OOCly and ICly while in-game, at least once when logging into the game at any given time.

Examples include:

Stepping up to any random PC and telling them what my character's stats are, OOCly, exactly as they are written in the "score".

I.e. tell elf MY STRENGTH IS GOOD, MY AGILITY IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, MY WiSDOM IS BELOW AVERAGE, MY ENDURANCE IS GOOD.

or

Emoting something completely unfeasible to describe the result of a coded action.

I.e.  Walking down the street and sayng hi to someone in a casually public place, and then:

emote grabs his hunk of erdlu meat with both hands, his eyes glowing red as the meat begins to bubble and blister, flames suddenly erupting from the blackened flesh.

craft meat into roasted erdlu breast

or

Subduing someone you're having a casual conversation with, and then continuing to RP as though nothing has happened.

i.e. say How is Trali doing these days?

subdue man

say I haven't seen her in a while.

-conversation continues-


It just never ends.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on July 05, 2003, 11:34:59 PM
I like ridicolous EMOTE personally... (Flaming Octollilo, yours were great!) I'm just now suffering the urge to EMOTE eating my helmet... Try and fight it...!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on July 06, 2003, 07:25:30 AM
emote bops ~bald on the head and then turns and pokes his two first fingers into %curly eyes.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Coatlicue on July 06, 2003, 09:53:31 AM
I always have the urge to find some pc, tear the still-beating heart from their chest with my claws. Then craft heart into Aztec sacrifice.

I usually get over it, though.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on July 06, 2003, 09:56:11 AM
Quote from: "Coatlicue"
I usually get over it, though.
:shock:
Title: Mine
Post by: The Lonely Hunter on July 06, 2003, 11:36:47 AM
Everytime I am getting ready to make a new PC I always want to send in a funny app :P

name: kidrock
sdesc: the skinny, long-haired wuss

name: thecooldude
sdesc: the cool dude
mdesc: You look at a really cool dude and suddently you want him naked...unless you are a man.

name: Thedragon
sdesc: the massive, well-endowed dragon

Disclaimer: I dig some of his music so dont bash me for the first one :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on July 06, 2003, 02:40:00 PM
I've always wanted to make "the scrab-like, gortok-tattooed young man" and have him join the Byn!

The scrab-like, gortok-tattooed young man says, in sirihish,
"This isn't funny anymore! Everytime we leave Allanak, you guys beat the crap out of me! What's wrong with you?!?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: on July 06, 2003, 02:56:12 PM
and have his name be Gith! ^_^
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on July 06, 2003, 05:24:55 PM
Well that was uncalled for...

*Wraps his hands protectively around his jugular*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on July 06, 2003, 05:27:41 PM
I don't think it counts to be under 'odd urges'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on July 06, 2003, 05:37:17 PM
Its not so much odd as... regular. I kid, I kid!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on July 06, 2003, 06:25:57 PM
Yeah. It was even regular BEFORE I came around. But don't try it with me. I have 31i73 @55@55in 5ki115.


Creeper
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: on July 06, 2003, 07:43:06 PM
I sometimes get the urge to OOCly trick people into thinking I'm a newb. You know... take a fifteen day warrior, buy some scrab shell armor and an obsidian longsword, wield the longsword, leave coins in my inventory, then walk into the Gaj and just go...

say i need a job.

nod

say i wanna hunt scrab, does anyone wanna come with me?

*When someone agrees*

say i don't have a kank, we can walk


-Tony, the unamusing
emote pintz to hiz his rough  leather bakpakc an sez in his lseep "gte the salt"";
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on July 07, 2003, 06:50:06 PM
Holy shit!

I had a dream that someone emotes out eating someone elses ears and then said "OOC: don't worry, I just wanted to do that"

Talk about odd urges :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 07, 2003, 07:30:50 PM
Sometimes I go through a patch where a die too often, like 10 characters in under a month.  Trying to figure out a unique appearance (hair, eyes, skin, build) and background ever 2 or 3 days is trying, and I start getting the urge to write odd things in my applications.  I can usually restrain myself from doing anything too odd with my appearance, since that would effect everyone that looked at my character.  But sometimes the stress of writing a unique background cracks my control.  Most of the time I chuckle, erase it, and submit a "normal" one.  

I actually submited this one though:


The disturbing thing was not that the character was approved with such an odd background, but the note attatched to the approval, "The background made me laugh."    What kind of cruel bastard would laugh at some poor abandoned orphan?  Big meanie.  ;)

AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Plazgoth on July 07, 2003, 09:37:44 PM
I always get the urge to go into dark areas, where you have no clue what awaits you. It could be a fall to your death or a secret chamber with a steel sword stuck in the rock, but it's really hard to resist that urge to see what's hidden in the darkness.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: TripleX on July 07, 2003, 10:12:37 PM
I can't resist having the 'Got it!' prompt... it's SO good.....  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on July 07, 2003, 10:23:13 PM
Quote from: "Plazgoth"
I always get the urge to go into dark areas, where you have no clue what awaits you. It could be a fall to your death or a secret chamber with a steel sword stuck in the rock
It's always the pit to your death. Always. :evil:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on July 07, 2003, 11:31:38 PM
I occasionally get the urge to relentlessly quote the Simpsons in an IC context.

"Take that Lisa's beliefs!"

"Go crazy?"  "Don't mind if I do!"

"Well, that was certainly craptastic."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on July 08, 2003, 12:02:55 AM
Quote from: "John"
Quote from: "Plazgoth"
I always get the urge to go into dark areas, where you have no clue what awaits you. It could be a fall to your death or a secret chamber with a steel sword stuck in the rock
It's always the pit to your death. Always. :evil:


Actually I've had occasions where I was wandering around in the dark and fell off a cliff.  Tried to climb, slid and fell down.  Didn't die, but I got banged up like mad.  But it wasn't my fault, I swear!  My torch died!   :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tlaloc on July 08, 2003, 12:56:38 AM
Just as a warning against odd urges:

Story 1

Once upon a time, I had a PC who was happily exploring the world. Not really realizing what I was doing, I found myself trapped in an ICly Bad(tm) predicament, effectively caught between a rock and a hard-place...or in this case, a very large cliff. Unfortuantely there didn't seem to be any way down...so I went through about every option I could think of.

Basically, after wishing up about it, talking to NPC's (humans, elves, and kanks), trying all the directional commands, and not getting a response, I was stumped. I wracked my brain trying to come up with a solution for my trapped character, running through all the commands I knew existed, and several ones I knew -didn't-. Needless to say, I was really very quickly becomming frustrated...and in frustration, I entered the word 'Jump', knowing it wouldn't work, either.

Alas, I was wrong. My character suddenly saw fit to throw himself off the cliff I was stranded on, killing himself upon the heartless rocks below.

Story 2

Once upon a time, there was a PC who was the proud father of a beautiful newborn baby. He loved his baby more than anything else in the world. One day, out of sheer curiosity, and to the utter amusement of the Staff, the player behind the PC decided to enter in the command 'eat baby', AND IT WORKED.

The moral of the story is:

It might not be a good idea to go randomly typing commands. You never know when one might work.

Love:
Tlaloc
Title: I'm still alive.
Post by: Tlaloc's abandoned PC on July 08, 2003, 04:11:06 AM
Tlaloc!  I'm still alive!  My legs were broken, but I managed to chew them off.  Why did you abandon me, Tlaloc?!  We were so good together!  The only thing is..... when my head hit the ground, the pressure on my ocular cavities was too much!


 :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: the traveller on July 08, 2003, 04:14:45 AM
Every time I pay a visit to a tailor, I must resist the urge to beat the living crap out of him. It all stems from those times past, where the tailor usually quoted one price for a resizing, and then tried to charge you significantly more when you tried to collect your item. So I warned him. 'You try ripping me off once more, and I'll pound you!". Needless to say, he still thought it ok to keep charging a little extra the next time I had something tailored.

...he didn't make it.

Maybe there was no mercy flag back then.

Most tailors don't try ripping me off anymore, but I still need to resist the urge every time I face one.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Gar on July 08, 2003, 08:23:14 AM
Sometimes I get the urge to kill someone.  I mean like I'm wandering around and see someone in an isolated spot.  Or perhaps even worse, a link-dead character (gasp!).  I only follow through when it makes sense given my current characters persona (damn, I hate when I'm nice).  But, oh the urge is almost unbearable sometimes.  It's not so much the killing, although that's nice.  It's more the looting and finding personal treasures.  Maybe I should try a burglar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rindan on July 08, 2003, 11:29:21 AM
I once had a fairly powerful warrior.  He was the sort of guy who I would feel safe picking a fight one on one with nearly anyone.  Even if he picked and some how found himself out matched, he was good enough where he could easily get away.  Near the end, there existed a single PC (that I knew of) in the world who I thought had a chance in hell of killing me with a weapon before I killed him or ran.  Hell, my character picked fights with and fought magikers,  half giants, and all manner of things lowly human warriors generally are not supposed to fight.  

Regardless, near the end of his life he ended up working for a very powerful and very ancient PC.  This PC generally never had more then two body guards around.  I knew my guy was pretty buff, and his guard skill was probably good enough to get past most other guards.  I always wondered what would happen if I attack this old crone.  Would I quickly get past his body guards and beat him down within seconds?  Would his body guards turn out to be uber and tear me a new one?  Would he suddenly roar with furry, float a few feet off the ground, and hurl fireballs at my head while laughing malevolently as my weapons bounce harmlessly off his skin?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: RideTheDivide on July 08, 2003, 11:34:18 AM
Lately I've had a terrible urge to walk into bars everywhere and say loudly:  "Barkeeper - Whiskey for my men, and ale for my kanks".

Its that darn song...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on July 08, 2003, 12:10:19 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I give in to those urges.

While training my men... "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

Dismissing the bartender, you say, "None for me today, I'm the designated driver."

>get head

emote deftly pleasures you with out you moving.

Hmm...there was more..but..  I don't have the patience right now to remember the wack of them.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Sandferret on July 08, 2003, 12:29:16 PM
Yes! Give into it...I do, in thoughts only. Usually.  :twisted:

>look templar

>think What lovely eyes he has.

>emote looks to the down, her face flustering.


or

>emote watches ~man with a slight smirk on her lips.

>think Well now, Mr. Tall and Muscular, you look fine and dandy. But can you talk?

or

>emote holds ~gem in her hand, studying it.

>emote lets ~gem fall back against her breast and stretches her long, nimble fingers.

>think Hah! That scared you.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on July 08, 2003, 12:44:06 PM
I've given into many of them in the past, but there is one I have not...yet.

Always want to do it playing a dwarf pc too.

em fixes his gaze on ~templar.

pem gaze fixed steadily on ~templar he places his hand on the hilt of ~sword while moving steadily forward.

em stops in front of ~templar blocking forward movement glaring up.

tell templar (with a strange accent) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.

draw sword

em points blade tip at ~templar

tell templar (with a strange accent) Prepare to die.

flee self

I wonder if he would live long enough to flee self.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on July 08, 2003, 12:51:27 PM
That was such a cool scene
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 13, 2003, 06:38:41 AM
Durring a recent RPT that involved many people falling down a very deep hole I got the urge to start singing "it's raining men."  

Luckily my character passed out before that could happen.  Also, I don't actually know the song, just the bits of it used on the Simpsons.  

AC
Title: Sometimes I want to Cry
Post by: Pungee on July 13, 2003, 12:53:27 PM
I've had the urge to do something strange once in awhile myself. Ah, I can see the imagined scene now...

emote looks at ~pamperednoble with undisguised lust.

emote walks over and grabs %pamperednoble ass, squeezing in an appraising manner.

say (grinning) A bit less muscular than I like... but you'll do!

emote tosses ~pamperednoble over a shoulder and marches towards the whores cribs.

Hehehehe... God it'd be fun to do that... Just once. It's almost worth the effort to get a char made to do it. Too bad they'd only last like... 3 seconds before they got tossed to the chopping block so to speak.  8)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: 5 day lifespan on July 14, 2003, 06:16:55 PM
When going down any well or other dark pit, saying,

"Dude, this is a totally deep hole"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on August 08, 2003, 10:56:44 AM
I have recently been having the urge when Someone asks..

I'm sorry, what did you say your name was again?

Pulling at your lapels and cracking your neck to the side you say:

Smith.. Agent Smith

I don't know why,  I just really want to say it..If I were a merchant for Kaduis or Salar I probably would. :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Northern Hunter on August 08, 2003, 02:34:40 PM
I've always wanted to get a bit... musical during my play.  I'm Northern, it'd be IC, right?

Quote
The dirt-caked, gore covered northern hunter sings, "I can catch a helpless animal, skin it with my bare hands.  I wake up muddy, and I go to bed bloody, cause I'm a trappin' man..."


Or maybe not.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on August 08, 2003, 02:56:36 PM
I constantly want to make allusions to movies. One character of mine's friend was stuck in a dark hole. I wanted to yell, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Lazloth on August 08, 2003, 03:58:35 PM
rofl
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on August 09, 2003, 12:36:56 PM
Did this once with a desert elf I was playing a while back.
Pair of would be human raiders on kanks come after him, he runs east then yells.


shout (looking west over his shoulder) Fast as fast can be, can't catch me!


In allundean of course...sigh.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on August 09, 2003, 02:36:44 PM
Unfortunately, I don't think I could ever get the accent, but everytime I see a mirror in Armag I think:

Looking deep in to the mirror, his gaze narrowed, his maar hand-crossbow brandished firmly in one hand, the slender, dark-haired human says, in
eastern-accented sirihish;
   "Ah you talk'n ta me?  Ah don't see anyone else around here, so you mus' be talk'n ta me.  Ah you talk'n ta me?"

-And every time one of those crazy Kuraci tries to offer me some new wonderdrug, I hope to see...

Extending both hands towards the ex-surfer chosen one, the ebon-skinned, gap-toothed Kuraci Agent says, in sirihish;
   "Or you can take the blue pill... and see just how far the tregil hole goes."

-Sadly I've never met a southerner this cocky who wasn't me...

His voice raised to a deafening roar, the narrow-eyed Jihaen templar says,
in northern-accented sirihish;
   "Are all men from Liur's loud mouthed braggarts?!"

In a deep and smarmy tone, the insanely-jawed, wild-haired stranger says, in sirihish;
   "Just me, baby.  Just me."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on August 09, 2003, 02:51:09 PM
I also get the urge sometimes to find some random link-dead obvious new character with one of those 'swarthy' or 'slender' or 'lithe' or 'swanky' descs, give them several hundred of my sid and just wait til they reconnect... then start accusing them loudly of theft.

Just to see the reaction when they check their inventory... :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: HaiWolfe on August 10, 2003, 03:11:04 AM
contact templar

psi Can you hear me now? Good!
Title: Heh
Post by: Anarchy on August 10, 2003, 10:13:33 AM
I have the urge to make a one time male PC named "smith" and join a house where they give you the title "agent" Were a nice black silk on linen suit with black sunslits.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on August 10, 2003, 10:55:58 AM
As I pick up the ends of my skirt to curtsey to a templar or noble I always have this urge

:curtseys to templar, then lifts her skirt way above her head for all zanthas to see..

I have yet to do it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on August 21, 2003, 04:34:46 PM
During a recent situation I got the urge to try

steal sofa giant

Just for silliness' sake.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on August 21, 2003, 06:26:34 PM
I have a hard time suppressing the urge to quote things that would be entirely ooc, but that fit.

"The Spice must flow!"

"Spiders of unusual size?  I don't believe they exist."

and for no good reason at all...

"Curse you and your daily doubles, TreBEK."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tseug on August 21, 2003, 09:12:25 PM
emote jumps up on a wooden table.

say (howling with laughter) I am pimping you so hard!

say (gyrating ^me hips as #me points around the room) Eat this, bitches! Say my name! Say my fuckin' name!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on August 21, 2003, 09:59:01 PM
hide

sneak

e/e/e

bs tektolnes
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2003, 12:53:31 AM
s (Moving in slow motion as a guitar wails in the background)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2003, 01:31:36 AM
Quote from: "Carnage"
I constantly want to make allusions to movies. One character of mine's friend was stuck in a dark hole. I wanted to yell, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"


ROFL
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2003, 01:52:00 AM
For some reason all my characters end up knowing shit that is none of their goddamned business. Every once in a while I feel like standing in the middle of the tavern (you know, on those rare occassions where everybody and their mother are in the tavern) and just spewing everything I know, suiciding, making a new character and watching as they all disappear, one by one.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on August 26, 2003, 01:38:35 AM
'ask cook blowjob'

 :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Lazloth on November 10, 2003, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: "HaiWolfe"
contact templar
psi Can you hear me now? Good!

Rofl.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on November 10, 2003, 11:14:07 PM
Quote from: "Lazloth"
Quote from: "HaiWolfe"
contact templar
psi Can you hear me now? Good!

Rofl.


I second that...i"m currently in tears.
Title: Re: Heh
Post by: Tamarin on November 10, 2003, 11:17:56 PM
Quote from: "Anarchy"
I have the urge to make a one time male PC named "smith" and join a house where they give you the title "agent" Were a nice black silk on linen suit with black sunslits.


roflmao...nice one...why can't I bee this clever??
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on November 10, 2003, 11:26:40 PM
I've always wanted to wait for an IMM to go vis, and then strip naked and do some sort of tribal rain dance.

emote looks up at Halaster, the shroud of death.
pemote eyes open wide as he gazes upward.
emote removes all his clothes, tossing them aside, and begins hopping around like a jackass in some form of twisted, circular foot-beating pattern.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on November 10, 2003, 11:45:41 PM
Heh.  
However.  I actually _did_ that, one time, when I saw Halaster visible.

He went.  OOC  D00d.  Immortals aren't part of the game.  ONLY USE OOC.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vositus on November 10, 2003, 11:49:49 PM
At the player staff meetings I've always wanted to:

>change ldesc is here, surrounded by an endless wave of gorgeous porn-stars
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on November 11, 2003, 11:36:27 AM
I've always been tempted to try to PK an immortal when they became visible.

I wonder how that'd work out.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on November 11, 2003, 11:39:40 AM
I was an immortal once, and one of the playtesters tried that.

It was rather humorous.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on November 11, 2003, 12:41:19 PM
Holding up your piece of parchment with a circle drawn on it, you say to the Kadian merchant, "Check out this sweet baby.  It's a little something I've been working on; it's what's going to put Kadius back on top!"

Staring at the blank expression on his face, you say to the Kadian merchant, "You know.  For kids."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 11, 2003, 12:46:10 PM
Quote from: "JollyGreenGiant"
Holding up your piece of parchment with a circle drawn on it, you say to the Kadian merchant, "Check out this sweet baby.  It's a little something I've been working on; it's what's going to put Kadius back on top!"

Staring at the blank expression on his face, you say to the Kadian merchant, "You know.  For kids."


Kudos on the reference.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on November 11, 2003, 01:59:00 PM
Ever since the September 13 weekly update I've had the urge because of this:
Quote
Sniff messages for Allanaki jail rooms. (Sanvean)


Oooh, the jail has a new smell?  What does it smell like?  I must know!  So far I've resisted, but one of these days....

AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on November 12, 2003, 01:14:05 AM
Hmmm...I could see myself doing this at the Gaj.

emote suddenly jumps up onto the table and grabs her crotch.

you shout:
"Owwwwww....Hee Hee!"

emote moonwalks off the edge of the table and falls, knocking herself out.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on November 12, 2003, 01:49:11 AM
get ticket cloak

offer ticket

hitch kank

em looks over ~kank for a long, long moment, his eyes sparkling with lust.

s
w
w
w

em nods to the gateguards as he passes, a slight skip to his step.

w

em Turning slowly, his hand clutched gingerly around the reins of ~kank, @ drops to his knees and gives thanks to the HighLord.

think Thank you,  HighLord, for the love you have given me.

em stands and trods in to the wastes.

w

em guides ~kank up on top of a dune, and brushes some dust off of the shell.

em Licking his chapped lips with a pink, sticky tongue, @ drives a stake in to the top of the dune and lashes the reins to it

em steps to the rear of ~kank.

em undoes his trousers, and begins to ride ~kank

change ldesc is here, making wild love to a saffron kank

You hear a male voice shout from the east, in sirihish;
"Excuse me!  Kankfucker!  Do you need assistance?"

l e
[Far]
A few cityguards looking westwards with disbelief

shout Woooohoooo!  Yeah!  WOAH!  Yeah!  Wooooooo!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on November 12, 2003, 02:45:07 AM
:arrives from the west.

emote looks at ~man and ~kank, raising a brow.

say Heh...did it charge you too?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on November 12, 2003, 11:08:13 AM
Is anyone else distrubed at how well thought out that was???

Hrmm?? Are you sure that was an urge?

 :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Majikal on November 12, 2003, 11:56:48 AM
I've always had that urge to attempt to take over a town with some of my friends, killing everybody.... but maybe that is just the insane pyscotic freak-like part of me that hates the world.

P.S.  -  Meow
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on November 12, 2003, 12:06:50 PM
M3 2 d00d... h00k it up, w3 n33d to m4x skillz first.

N33d t0 b3 UbEr 1337z 2 d0 it!

pm me yo    :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on November 13, 2003, 01:24:15 AM
Someone sends you a telepathic message:
    "Hey!  Where are you?"

>contact soandso
>psi Atlanta.


Oops.  I think I was drunk at the APM, playing Armageddon.
But that doesn't beat the time I was in Edmonton, playing Armageddon with Captain Canadia, and was drunk, and he said:
    "Dude!  Recruit the beggar!"

>recruit beggar
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 13, 2003, 01:59:53 AM
:bows before ~templar.

: With a heave and a gurgle, @ retches suddenly and spews a greenish-yellow liquid all over %templar robes!

:rises with a smile as he wipes at his mouth with %templar sleeve.

run You speed up to a run.

:darts through the crowded tavern toward the door.

leave

OR

:jumps up onto %templar table and yanks down his leggings.

:turns his rear toward ~templar and begins to grunt from a crouch upon %templar table.

:drops a steaming, brown manbiscuit on the table before ~templar with a satisfied grunt.

tell templar (as he rises and ties his leggings) Thanks M'lord, good day!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on November 13, 2003, 03:48:03 AM
emote launches a vicious kick at %gith groin.

>You kick the soandso gith hard in the gut, doubling him over!

:emote raises brows with a surprised expression.

shout
I missed?! I never miss! They must've been smaller than I thought!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on November 13, 2003, 10:29:34 AM
When working for a noble house I have always wanted to say..

Well gee, <insert noble name here>, I would love to do run that letter to the templar stinky pants for you, but um.. I have a meeting with the Bobs in about 5 minutes...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bestatte on November 13, 2003, 10:47:52 AM
Lord Noble Pompous quips something typically clever and insulting to your commoner PC.

Her deep blue eyes beaming brightly and a grateful smile flashing perfect pearly whites, the blue-eyed pearly-white-toothed commoner exlaims, in sirihish, "Oh Lord Noble Pompous, you are ever-so clever, as the Known World knows you are, as usual. In fact I'm so grateful for your pomposity, I now present you with this hot steaming cup of Shut The Fuck Up."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 13, 2003, 04:08:17 PM
I always have the urge to drop in movie or song lines...

In the barracks training, to the sergeant: "Tell them sergeants to leave them kids alone!"

Or drawing an obsidian saber and hissing mechanicly: "Luke, I am your father!"


I have the urge to behead things and toss them into the taverns.

Urge to shoot guards to death from outside the city gates

urge to commit suicide while fighting.

Urges to act like a traveling salesman proffering viagra that the Higlord Tektolness uses.

Saying things like. "Hey vato!"

Or ghetto rigging a crossbow to a kank...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on November 13, 2003, 07:22:21 PM
Quote
>You kick the soandso gith hard in the gut, doubling him over!


What happens when a doubled over gith gets doubled over by your kick? Does he quadruple over?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 13, 2003, 07:25:36 PM
Quote from: "Carnage"
What happens when a doubled over gith gets doubled over by your kick? Does he quadruple over?


He straightens out and thanks you for fixing his back pain.  Sorta like the fable about the mouse and the lion with a thorn in its paw he becomes your best friend.  And you get 2000xp.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on November 13, 2003, 07:34:21 PM
I always wanted to have a nudist noble/templar, and by the Soviet God one day I shall.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on November 14, 2003, 05:13:13 PM
This is Halaster's sig:
Quote

_________________
- Halaster

I don't read private messages here, nor do I even check if they exist. So, sending me a private message here is futile. Please email me instead.


Whenever I see Halaster's sig I have the nearly irrisistable urge to PM him a message that says "Is it true you don't read your private messages?"  :)

AC
Title: Re:
Post by: cisalus on November 15, 2003, 12:18:36 PM
I've always been tempted to have a really crazy dream in my sleep... like:

sleep

em tosses his hips in his sleep, a few small drops of drool hanging from his mouth. He brings his arms into a tight embrace, and mumbles, soft, unintelligable words in his sleep.

wake

say (muttering as he scratches the back of his head) Uhh... Mornahn'?

 :twisted:

I'd then wait to see if the other PC could figure out, or ask me about my dream. I'd probably then:

say (quirking a slight brow) Dream? Fek.

em stands slowly, shrugging as he slowly descends the staircase.

Hmm... I might have to try that...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on November 15, 2003, 12:50:42 PM
say "Kudos, Rindan."

Actually, that's not odd. That's plain sickening.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on November 15, 2003, 04:48:32 PM
After reading a few examples, I have to say that those are the worst fucken urges ever, they're not even mildly entertaining. Hell, I do half of them all the time.

Down with capitalism.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on November 15, 2003, 05:21:23 PM
I've had the urge to take a mirror around town making sure the back is always facing me.

Put it down in a tavern until someone asks What I'm doing with it.

Then I say Well... My master told me not to look at the other side.

emote turns the mirror around.
emote turns white as he is jumping over a blue table.
emote flips the table over.
emote sticks the crossbow so it's aimed (Blindly) in the direction of the mirror.
shout Ahh... Yu Kank--fecker! I told yu tu never come around these parts again!!
Shout If I raise my head, Your gonna be gone.. aren't yu!
emote peeks through a hole in the table.
say Good.. your gone.
say (As he is getting up from behind the table) Fecker!
say (jumping back down) Wait til my master comes in 'ere! 'E'll get you a new job!
Emote pulls the trigger on the crossbow. Shooting a templar in the leg.
say (Hearing the scream) I got tu yu now.
emote looks up and sees the tip of a sword getting closer, faster.
say (Fading, with a scream at the end) This isn't the last of me!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on November 15, 2003, 10:42:11 PM
Go outside the Byn gate and say things like "the applicant will then wait for three days without food and water..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on November 15, 2003, 11:07:15 PM
Quote from: "Morrolan"
Go outside the Byn gate and say things like "the applicant will then wait for three days without food and water..."


Lol, nice reference.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on November 16, 2003, 01:46:26 AM
Quote from: "Morrolan"
Go outside the Byn gate and say things like "the applicant will then wait for three days without food and water..."


Or...

Ask someone: "Hey...how much for the head on the pole?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: chang on November 16, 2003, 03:13:16 AM
think Oy!  I'm gonna go rest up in the barracks or something.
think (OOCly) Good.. then I can go get some food and a ciggy.  :P



(ooc think commands.... yeesh.)
Title: Heh.
Post by: gfair on November 16, 2003, 03:16:11 AM
Quote from: "Morrolan"
Go outside the Byn gate and say things like "the applicant will then wait for three days without food and water..."


Clean food, please.

In that case, sir, may I advise against the stew?

No stew, thank you.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on November 20, 2003, 01:39:12 AM
Was in the middle of a bad storm and was tempted to type...

emote Magical currents circle around @me as she summons her magick

wait for awhile...

emote Flame bursts from @me's finger tips steaking towards a fant shape, burning them to a crisp.

then act like nothing happened.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on November 20, 2003, 02:00:07 AM
LMFAO!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on November 20, 2003, 05:28:20 AM
Quote from: "The7DeadlyVenomz"
LMFAO!


Ye man of few words :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on November 20, 2003, 06:35:18 AM
I get this ocassional urge... and some day, I'm going to be able to fund it.

Get a few friends together, IC, and start a violent philanthropist group.  Get a ton of sid, like an absolute fucklots buttwhomp of sid, and go to the kadian stores, buy two of the best earring, a 1k+ sid dress, ubershoes, and lots of girly things.  Then head out into the wastes lookin for some poor schmuck out mining sid or cutting wood or sifting, subdue him, knock him out, take all his shit (yes, definitely a male, a female will NOT do for this particular situation, the tougher, more nasty looking male the better) and then give him the dress, the earrings, the high heels, etc...

I mean, what are they going to do, seriously...

"Yes, Lord Templar, they knocked me out, and gave me all of these wonderful womens clothes, and enough jewely to buy my own city.  These people must be dealt with."

Rinse and repeat, do it to rinthers and what not.  Or perhaps spend an even bigger massive buttwhomp of sid, hire a byn troop, make them go on some paltry ass wussy mission, and then celebrate by getting a locked wagon room with a fucklot of strong liquor, wait til they're all passed out, undress them all, and drop them off at the gates wearing new silks and dresses and such.

Some day, my friends, some day.  This will be you.

DO YOU HEAR ME, DIRR???  YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT THIS CAPITALIST NEVER SEES RED WHITE AND BLUE COME INTO STYLE AT THE SAME TIME IN THE KADIAN SHOPS!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on November 20, 2003, 07:49:48 AM
Malifaxis, i am so part of that group.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adgohan on November 20, 2003, 06:47:35 PM
Several..several..this plagues me.

---
emote steps into the tavern, glancing around calmly.
> emote growls as he's struck in the forehead by someone carelessly throwing a bottle.
> pemote hair flows upwards and turns golden as an auriferous aura surrounds him.
You shout, 'Boku wa, supaa saiya-jin!'
---

(On a crowded way)
emote walks up to the middle of the street in a gigantic penguin suit, spreading out a rug.
> emote draws a steel-bladed katana.
> emote stabs himself in the chest with a steel-bladed katana, falling to the ground in a splatter of blood.
--

(In a very quiet play, showing in the entertainment hall..etc)
pemote visage looks annoyed as a loud ringing sound is heard from his bone-studded backpack.
emote picks up a small portable device and holds it to his ear.
You shout, 'HELLO!?'

--
(For the crimes I usually commit)
The half-giant soldier subdues you, despite your attempts to struggle away.
The templar glares at you.
With a sigh, you say, in sirihish: 'Okay okay, I'll turn down the music.'
--

emote A strange, perturbed expression falls over @ visage, and he suddenly egyptian-style dances out of the tavern.
> north
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on November 20, 2003, 08:26:06 PM
Quote
DO YOU HEAR ME, DIRR??? YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT THIS CAPITALIST NEVER SEES RED WHITE AND BLUE COME INTO STYLE AT THE SAME TIME IN THE KADIAN SHOPS!!


PFFT! What are you going to do? Muscle me out of my business by creating a monopoly? You capitalist pigs ain't got shit on me!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on November 20, 2003, 11:42:17 PM
Quote
(On a crowded way)
emote walks up to the middle of the street in a gigantic penguin suit, spreading out a rug.
> emote draws a steel-bladed katana.
> emote stabs himself in the chest with a steel-bladed katana, falling to the ground in a splatter of blood.
--

(In a very quiet play, showing in the entertainment hall..etc)
pemote visage looks annoyed as a loud ringing sound is heard from his bone-studded backpack.
emote picks up a small portable device and holds it to his ear.
You shout, 'HELLO!?'


Good to see a fellow Trigger Happy TV fan.
Title: Full Bone Hauberk
Post by: Morrolan on November 24, 2003, 04:54:35 AM
W (walking into the barracks)

REST on a cot.

CHANGE DESC is here, lying on a cot.

etwo sword

SHOUT THIS IS MY SWORD. There are many like it, but this one is mine.  My sword is my best friend.  It is my life.  I must master it as I master my life.

SHOUT My sword, without me is useless.  Without my sword, I am useless.  I must thrust my sword true.  I must thrust straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.  I must stab him before he stabs me.  I will....

SHOUT My sword and myself know that what counts in this war is not the thrusts we try, the sharpness of our sword, nor the noise we make.  We know that it is the hits that count.

SHOUT We will hit...

SHOUT My sword is human, even as I, because it is my life.  Thus I will learn it as a brother.  I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its edge, and its hilt.  I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.  I will keep my sword clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.  We will become part of each other.  We will...

SHOUT Before Tek I swear this creed.  My sword and myself are the defenders of my city.  We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

SHOUT So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!

THINK I love that movie.

http://users.aol.com/navylifer2/rifle.htm
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on November 24, 2003, 06:09:44 AM
say (not taking his eyes from ~d00d) Sir!  It is the Private's duty to inform the Senior Byn Sargeant that Private Amos has a repeating heavy agafari crossbow with a full clip of laced bolts, and is locked and loaded!

*logs off to go throw in the movie, damnit*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ix Machina on November 24, 2003, 06:36:21 AM
The krath-haired, muscular man exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Swordchucks, YO!"
Title: Elven Templar...
Post by: Durant on November 24, 2003, 06:45:38 AM
I've so wanted to create an elf and somehow steal myself a templar robe.

Thus changing my desc from

The tall, red-eyed elven male
to
The tall, red-eyed elven templar.


Wuuhahahahahahaha! The character would then proceed to make his way into a tavern and "shake down" all those tavern sitters, getting away with all their riches....


Beware the elven templar!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on November 24, 2003, 07:31:52 AM
Quote from: "Ix Machina"
The krath-haired, muscular man exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Swordchucks, YO!"


The shadow-faced, glowing-eyed man says, in sirihish, his whole body trembling and a long dagger in one hand, his words strained as they are pulled from his throat:
     "Urge to stab rising."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on November 24, 2003, 08:15:20 AM
I've had the urge, ever since I saw a certain storyteller's name, to get myself a staffer as well.

The cyberdoll Ix Machina is here, dangling on puppetstrings.
Swirling amorphously, the ephemeral being Deus may exist here.

(apologies to Ix if that is not the proper room desc... I remember seeing it, and thinking "Dizzamn, yo.  Dat's PHAT")
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rindan on November 24, 2003, 02:43:29 PM
The funny thing is that I had a character that drew heavy inspiration from Full Metal Jacket.  He screamed, he cursed, and he even had a few marching songs.  That guy from Full Metal Jacket was a Kuraci.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on November 24, 2003, 03:50:15 PM
Definetely something like:

the spike-mulleted, drag queen is here.

Make him a 'Rinther, named David Bowie, and turn the rinth into a goblin city and sing songs.

me-You remind me of the babe,

them-What babe?

me-The babe with the power...

them- AHHHH KRATHIANS!!! *Runs*
Title: Spank yo naughty monkey!
Post by: naatok on November 25, 2003, 09:14:53 AM
I've had this despicable urge to create a vagrant PC who spends his days and 'sid swilling cheap alcohol and oogling members of the opposite sex while drooling and groping (self and others).
 
I've actually considered, upon meeting a particularly well descripted F-Me PC, to have said vagrant expose him/herself (dunno if that would work with a fem pc, but it'd be fun to see how folk react), and start to masturbate, oogling at the luscious F-Me PC and moaning and uttering the typical shit, such as "Ohhhh yeah, baby!  Give it to me!"  "Who's yer daddy/momma!"  "Oooooh, I'm gonna butter your love muffin/choke on your meat stick!"  And other offensive comments.
 
I just wanna see how long a PC like that would survive before being cut down like a mad gortok in the streets.  :twisted:
 
I'm just good like that.  *shrug*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on November 25, 2003, 10:05:17 AM
What I've always wanted to do, is create a character who's sdesc is simply "The man."

Needless to say, he would join the militia.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: crymerci on November 25, 2003, 10:19:38 AM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
What I've always wanted to do, is create a character who's sdesc is simply "The man."

Needless to say, he would join the militia.


Heh, good one. I actually laughed out loud.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Twilight on November 25, 2003, 10:39:00 AM
In Tuluk, looking for a job:

The pampered, employing noble says, in sirihish:
"So, can you.."

Cutting off the pampered, employing noble, the large-craniumed human says, in sirihish:
"Yes, I can do that."

Looking slightly put out, the pampered, employing noble says, in sirihish:
"Well, how.."

Again interrupting the pampered, employing noble , the large-craniumed human says, in sirihish:
"Yes, that too."

Tone growing annoyed as he sneers with contempt, the pampered, employing noble says, in sirihish:
"Know it all eh, well.."

Speaking through the words of the pampered, employing noble in a monotone, the large-craniumed human says, in sirihish:
"I knew that.  I know everything you do."

Obviously angry, the pampered, employing noble says, in sirihish:
"How dare you! I'll make..."

Somewhat bored, the large-craniumed human says, in sirihish:
"It would be physically impossible to make me do that with a half-giant, I am afraid."

Eyes widening in sudden surprise, the large-craniumed human says, in sirihish:
"Ahh, your sister!  Really?  With a full sized half giant?  And she let you watch?!?!"

Growing insanely fearful, the pampered, employing noble says, in sirihish:
"You're a.."

The pampered, employing noble suddenly keels over, dead.
Title: Re: Spank yo naughty monkey!
Post by: Angela Christine on November 25, 2003, 10:50:20 AM
Quote from: "naatok"
I've had this despicable urge to create a vagrant PC who spends his days and 'sid swilling cheap alcohol and oogling members of the opposite sex while drooling and groping (self and others).
 
I've actually considered, upon meeting a particularly well descripted F-Me PC, to have said vagrant expose him/herself (dunno if that would work with a fem pc, but it'd be fun to see how folk react), and start to masturbate, oogling at the luscious F-Me PC and moaning and uttering the typical shit, such as "Ohhhh yeah, baby!  Give it to me!"  "Who's yer daddy/momma!"  "Oooooh, I'm gonna butter your love muffin/choke on your meat stick!"  And other offensive comments.


So . . . you want to play a construction worker?

Anyway, I think you misunderstood.  This is the thread for odd urges, not one for excellent character concepts.

AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: I Have Steel on November 25, 2003, 11:45:32 AM
> Standing naked before the gates of Tuluk, waving an Allanaki flag high above his head, the scrubby, uber-bearded soldier shouts, in southern-accented sirihish:
"Screw you Muk, and ya halfling lovin' momma too! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on November 25, 2003, 11:48:56 AM
LMAO!  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: My 2 sids on November 25, 2003, 01:12:32 PM
Quote
I've had this despicable urge to create a vagrant PC who spends his days and 'sid swilling cheap alcohol and oogling members of the opposite sex while drooling and groping (self and others).


Hasn't this been done? Yeah, you know who you are!

Anyways... I some time want to try to get a group of characters to sit down in the tavern somewhere and create a role-play game. :wink:
Title: "Frank Rizzo! Open up ya fuckin' ears, jackass!"
Post by: naatok on November 25, 2003, 01:18:19 PM
For any Jerky Boyz fans out there:

With his nose lifted in disdain, the pompous nobleman asks, in sirihish:
     "So, you seek employment with House Fancypants?"

In a gruff, gutteral street drawl, the burly, whisker-faced man says, in sirihish:
     "Yeah, wagon mechanic...lookin' fer a fuckin' job."
 
With a wan smile, the pompous nobleman asks, in sirihish:
     "You have an Inspection token from the Templarate?
 
Blinking his eyes, his expression confused, the burly whisker-faced man asks, in sirihish:
     "Special whaaaat?"
 
Smiling grimly, the pompous nobleman asks, in sirihish:
     "An apprentice craftsman's Inspection Token.  You apprenticed under a master craftsman and have his blessing to seek employ in this trade, I presume?"
 
The burly whisker-faced man, his expression an unrefined dawning of understanding as his voice rumbles out, says, in sirihish:
     "Oh, yeah.  I got all dat shit, tough-guy."
 
Growling out in his street drawl, the burly whisker-faced man asks, in sirihish:
     "So, I come down t' ya stables t'morrer an' I start t'morrer, how's dat?"
 
With a surprised  blink of his eyes, the pompous nobleman says, in sirihish:
     "Uh, I haven't hired you yet, commoner.  I must hire you first."
 
His hands lifting, moving in quick, punctuating gestures as he speaks, the burly whisker-faced man exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Well, I'm da best!  I worked on race chariots fer fifteen years!  I'll come down dere an' work circles around ya udda fuckin' jerks.  I'll rap ya head in wid a fuckin' chisel!"
 
His eyes widening with insensed shock, the pompous noble exclaims, in sirihish:
     "What did you say?!  You can't speak to me like that you insolent whelp!"
 
Shaking his head emphatically, the burly whisker-faced man says, in sirihish:
     "Awww, yeah, yeah.'  Listen, how 'bout if I come down t'morrer.  I worked on fuckin' racin' chariots fer eighteen fuckin' years.  I'm da best an' I'll show youse what I can do."
 
Pursing his lips in thoughtful hesitation before speaking, the pompous nobleman says, in sirihish:
     "You're uncouth, commoner, but we'll give you a chance.  Go ahead and come to the Fancypants stables tomorrow at dawn, hmmmn?"
 
With a feral grin, his voice gruff in his street drawl, the burly whisker-faced man asks, in sirihish:
     "Yeah.  Okay, I come down dere an' start t'morrer!  So....should I bring my fuckin' tools 're what?"
 
Wrinkling his nose in distaste, the pompous nobleman asks, in sirihish:
     "What?"
 
Replying quickly, in a gruff voice, the burly whisker-faced man asks, in sirihish:
     "Should I bring my fuckin' tool box when I come down dere t'work?"
 
Releasing a sigh, and rolling his eyes as he replies, the pompous nobleman says, in sirihish:
     "Oh, yes..yes.  Bring your tools, by all means, commoner."
 
With a wickedly feral grin as he rises from his seat, the burly, whisker-faced man exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Okay.  See ya t'morrer wit my tools, FUCK-FACE!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on November 26, 2003, 02:00:51 AM
My next character will be an F-me...with the following sdesc/desc

The gortok-faced woman with huge woobies

The most noticeable features of this woman are large and bouncy, firm yet pliable, and her breasts are pretty big too.  Her ears droop down from the side of her head, and with the way her face looks like it was stepped on like a Mekillot is reminiscient of a gortok's snarling visage.  The rest of her body, where she to put a bag over her head, could be described as perfect.  With large breasts and a trim waist, her hourglass figure is accentuated by the tone of her musculature.  Heart-shaped rump and long legs, when viewed from behind, are tight and firm.
The gortok-faced woman with huge woobies is in excellent condition.

(worn on head)   A small bag
(worn on torso)   A shiny blue silk halter-top
(worn on waist)   A lacy thong
(worn on legs)   A translucent skirt of blue gauze
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on November 27, 2003, 04:04:10 AM
contact (random)

psi I pooped my pants!

break
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on November 28, 2003, 08:00:09 PM
When caught by a templar for questioning with a char:

The cruel-eyed, sharp-nosed templar asks, in sirihish: "Where were you going in such a hurry citizen?"

The wiry, bug-eyed man says, in sirihish: "Well I've got to get to work Faithful Lord."

The cruel-eyed, sharp-nosed templar asks, in sirihish: "Work? What sort of work is it that you do?"

The wiry, bug-eyed man says, in sirihish: "Aye, I'm an asshole stretcher Faithful Lord."

 Arching an eyebrow, the cruel-eyed, sharp-nosed templar asks, in sirihish: " Asshole stretcher?"

With a firm nod, the wiry, bug-eyed man says, in sirihish: " Aye, I stretch assholes...stretch them anywhere from two to seventy-eight inches."

Eyes widening, the cruel-eyed, sharp-nosed templar asks, in sirihish; "What the fuck do you do with a seventy-eight inch asshole citizen?!"

With a wink and his mouth spreading into a broad grin, the wiry, bug-eyed man says, in sirihish: "Well Faithful Lord, we put them in templar's robes and have them roam about the city harrassing folks."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: buzz on November 29, 2003, 03:14:57 AM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"

The scrab-like, gortok-tattooed young man says, in sirihish,
"This isn't funny anymore! Everytime we leave Allanak, you guys beat the crap out of me! What's wrong with you?!?"


This is extraordinarily funny, and I laughed for ... well, a minute.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on December 03, 2003, 11:55:04 PM
Repeatedly thrusting his pelvis, the skinny, large-jawed man exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Giggity giggity giggity!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 06, 2003, 06:43:38 PM
Pulling back the tattered curtain to look wistfully out the large, arched window, the wide-nosed, black-haired ragamuffin sings, in 'rinthi-accented sirihish:
"Rinth rat, street trash... I don't buy that..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on December 06, 2003, 06:52:53 PM
this one isn't really an urge.. because I kind of did it..
(Well being restrained and being used as a training dummy by a templar and attacked by a lacky)
say (Turning his head half-way around) Is that your dagger or are you just happy to see me?
You know who you are.. you templar freak.

Sucks kind of... because I never saw day-light with that PC afterwards.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: My 2 sids on December 06, 2003, 07:18:02 PM
Quote
Pulling back the tattered curtain to look wistfully out the large, arched window, the wide-nosed, black-haired ragamuffin sings, in 'rinthi-accented sirihish:
"Rinth rat, street trash... I don't buy that..."



 :lol:   I really hope people get this one!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on December 06, 2003, 07:26:56 PM
Shaking his head sadly as he turns away from the sunset view through the arched stone window, the wide-nosed, black-haired ragamuffin sings, in 'rinthi-accented sirihish:
     "If only they'd look closer..."

Good one, FDMW. You gave me a giggle :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on December 07, 2003, 01:52:21 AM
Quote from: "My 2 sids"
Quote
Pulling back the tattered curtain to look wistfully out the large, arched window, the wide-nosed, black-haired ragamuffin sings, in 'rinthi-accented sirihish:
"Rinth rat, street trash... I don't buy that..."



 :lol:   I really hope people get this one!!



I dont get it.....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on December 07, 2003, 02:01:28 AM
Somebody doesn't watch Disney movies. *tsk tsk*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: chang on December 07, 2003, 03:01:31 AM
Quote from: "Marauder Moe"
Repeatedly thrusting his pelvis, the skinny, large-jawed man exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Giggity giggity giggity!"


His head sliding along the X-axis as he speaks, the skinny, large-jawed man exlaims, in sirihish:
     "Ooooooooh Right!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on December 07, 2003, 02:27:54 PM
Violence in armageddon, and bloodshed in the streets... lucky theres a family guy!

Quagmire is awesome.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Yang on December 07, 2003, 04:00:50 PM
the balding stumpy man says in sirihish,
"Never mess with a Sicillian when DEATH is on the line. Ahahaha! Ahahaah! Ahahaha--

the balding stumpy man's expression goes blank and he keels over, dead.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on December 07, 2003, 05:52:38 PM
The bald, pointy-headed man says in oddly-acented sirihish:
     "We come from Luir's."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on December 08, 2003, 01:58:38 PM
I often have an urge to speak in pig latin, or another language other than english.

The horrendously mutated mul says, in sirihish:
   "Calisse de tabernacle de maudit de merde de highlord, sacre bleu!!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on December 08, 2003, 02:06:06 PM
Quote from: "Yang"
the balding stumpy man says in sirihish,
"Never mess with a Sicillian when DEATH is on the line. Ahahaha! Ahahaah! Ahahaha--

the balding stumpy man's expression goes blank and he keels over, dead.


LOL! Yes!

Actually did this one at one time while sparring.

The short, shorter woman says, in sirihish:
"Parry, parry, thrust, thrust...good!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Wintermute on December 08, 2003, 05:52:40 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
What I've always wanted to do, is create a character who's sdesc is simply "The man."

Needless to say, he would join the militia.


You stole my idea, you bastard.

And my The man would've ruled the Known World.  Militia, psh.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on December 08, 2003, 07:01:59 PM
How about creating a psionicist who's name is Big Brother?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Callisto on December 08, 2003, 07:03:23 PM
Quote from: "uberjazz"
How about creating a psionicist who's name is Big Brother?


Boo! Boo! Get of the stage!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on December 08, 2003, 10:51:26 PM
Quote from: "Wintermute"
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
What I've always wanted to do, is create a character who's sdesc is simply "The man."

Needless to say, he would join the militia.


You stole my idea, you bastard.

And my The man would've ruled the Known World.  Militia, psh.


Hahahaha. I remember on the Fantasy Character thread, someone had

Name: TheMan
Sdesc: The Man

Background: That's right. This guy is THE man, and he's not fucking around here.... etc etc


It was some of the funniest shite I've ever seen on these boards.

I've always had the urge to::

Emo walks up to ~randomnoblewoman, grooving to a funky porno beat.

tell randomnoblewoman (giving a small wink and motioning to ~tightassLadyTemplar) 'Yeah, I'll rock that ass, but it'll cost you extra unless she comes too.'

emote rubs his crotch seductively against %randomnoblewoman shoulder.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: __Torax__ on December 08, 2003, 11:41:14 PM
Good God, I would piss myself laughing if I saw that.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on December 09, 2003, 12:19:08 AM
I think I would too.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Wintermute on December 09, 2003, 02:16:23 AM
Bahaha.

Oh and Morrolan, somebody already beat you to your movie reference, heh.  I still don't know what movie that is though..

Here's my own:

The swarthy, dark-haired, glossy-eyed man, brandishing a glowing steel bastard sword in both hands, shouts in cuban-accented sirihish:
      "SAY ALLO TO MY LEEL FREND!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on December 09, 2003, 06:12:52 AM
Sdesc:  the nondescript man

Mdesc:  This man has the swarthy skin, dark hair and dark eyes common to so many in Zalanthas, and has the sort of bland face that blends into the crowd.  He is of averge height and average build.  There are no obvious birthmarks, large scars or other distinguishing marks visible.

Probably some sort of criminal.  Lets see you describe HIM to militia!

AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Armaddict on December 09, 2003, 08:39:47 AM
tell man (sliding his dark-lensed sunglasses down his nose, the stark white of his clothing already tanning with dust) Alright...you -do- know that Australia is right over those mountains west of here, right?

emote shakes his head, sighing with a pitying look at ~man

n (leaving the tavern)

emote climbs into a long, black limousine.

e (his black limo weaving slowly between carts and mekillot-drawn wagons)

shout (rolling down a tinted window and sticking his head out) Get out of the way, you gobi!

And...just in a random tavern, upon entry:

say (dipping his head slightly forward, the ground reflected in his dark sunglasses while his black trench coat whips about his thin frame) My name....is Neo.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bushranger on December 09, 2003, 09:51:35 AM
The scene begins in a dark, 'nakki alleyway:


The Kuraci agent opens a container which holds two grains: a gold one, and a red one. He puts one in each hand, and holds them out to a Newbie.

Kuraci Agent : This is your _last chance_. After this, there is no turning back.....You take the golden grain, the story ends. You wake up and belive...whatever you want to believe. You take the red grain.....you stay in wonderland...and I show you just how deep the jozhal hole goes.

The Newbie pauses for an instant, then reaches for the red grain. He sniffs it up his nose without the aid of a pipe, and looks at the Kuraci Agent.

The Kuraci Agent : Remember...all I'm offering you is the spice : nothing more.

The Kuraci Agent half smiles at Newbie.

Kuraci Agent : Follow me.....


Or then there is the scene where the mighty hero Cohran has fought his way to Tektolnes and is in the midst of a mighty sword fight:

TEKTOLNES: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to Zalanthas.

COHRAN: I'll never join you!

TEKTOLNES: If you only knew the power of the south side. Muk Utep never told you what happened to your father.

COHRAN: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.

TEKTOLNES: No. I am your father.

           Shocked, Cohran looks at Tektolnes in utter disbelief.

COHRAN: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

TEKTOLNES: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

COHRAN: No! No! No!

TEKTOLNES: Cohran. You can destroy the Dragon. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule Zalanthas as father and son. Come with me. It's the only way.

          Tektolnes puts away his sword and holds his hand out to Cohran.

          Unlike a very similar scene Cohran accepts the hand.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on December 11, 2003, 01:16:49 AM
Thank you to Drunken Salarr for the inspiration for this idea...

Name: Polly
Race: Half-Giant
Guild: Ranger/Con-Artist
Background: Likes crackers
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on December 11, 2003, 03:34:13 AM
the fat, jolly gith

Yes, it's SantaGith!

You don't want to know what he's doing with all those green-clad elves.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on December 11, 2003, 04:35:13 AM
TheGith throws a spear at you!

Man... what I would give to have a character with the sdesc 'TheGith'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Mr.Camel on December 11, 2003, 05:00:16 AM
Create a character with the sdesc "You"
emote  shiver and cough.
emote feel a sharp pain as someone places an obsidian dagger in your back!
emote are dead, sorry.....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on December 11, 2003, 04:34:06 PM
The thin, spoiled-silky man vomits to the side of a tent, then slowly raises his eyes to the blonde, warrior-looking guy.

The thin, spoiled-silky man says, in annoying sirihish:
"They have been...nawed upon."

The blonde, warrior-looking guy says, in overdramatic sirihish:
"It is said...they eat their dead."

Rubbing his hands together, his face pale, the thin, spoiled-silky man says, in annoying sirihish:
"What kind of a man could do that?"

The blonde, warrior-looking guy says, in even more overdramatic sirihish:
"It was not man...it was the Vin Gith."

The thin, spoiled-silky man gasps, slips in the sand, and falls prey to a raptor while the blonde, warrior-type guy continues to overdramatize the significance of the Vin Gith.

 :roll:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 12, 2003, 11:03:31 PM
I've recently been having an urge to create characters similar to the ones in a play I was in, entitled Analiese. My character, Hans, and my girlfriend's character, Sigrun, could easily be Zalanthanized.

The rugged, pony-tailed woman says, testing the tip of her shiny steel dagger on her long, bony finger, in sirihish:
"Ooo. Best knife. Poor Luir's.

--------------------------------------------------------

The thin, wild-haired youth says to the braided, brown-eyed girl, suddenly grasping her wrist, in sirihish:
"Analiese, stay here, please! You can have a good life here. And you... You could save me."

Looking at the thin, wild-haired youth with an expression of mixed disgust and pity, the braided, brown-eyed girl says, in sirihish:
"Hans! Save you from what?

Glancing at a thal-knot of crumbly golden spice, the thin, wild-haired youth says, in sirihish:
"I will spice myself to death..."

It's probably only funny to me. And the cast and crew of Analiese. Meh.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morninglight on December 12, 2003, 11:22:03 PM
Occasionally I've had the urge to type kill templar...

I've also had the urge to run around Allanak and shout obscenities about Tektolnes and erdlus.

I did both with one PC. One of the shortest lived (and that's saying something for me), but damn if it wasn't fun.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on December 13, 2003, 01:51:35 PM
well since most of the time I can't resisit my urges  :lol:  :shock: (You that have seen some weird.. overly drastic non-game related stuff in a very game-related way, Know who I am)
But I've had an urge to do this recently..
(To a southern templar)
Holding your neck very tightly, the blah blah templar tells you, What did you say to me?!?!!?

tell templar (smiling briefly) What was that, My little tulukian templar bunny? I'm afriad I did hear what you just said.

Tightening his grip around your neck, the blah blah templar tell you, I asked you.. What -did- -you- -say- to -me-?!?!?!?

tell templar (Turning a light blue color on your face and in a raspy voice) Here.. let go.. And I'll... call you... a Long...neck.. again..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Callisto on December 13, 2003, 05:14:08 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
It's probably only funny to me. And the cast and crew of Analiese. Meh.


You are correct.
Title: Hiding in plain site
Post by: grog on December 13, 2003, 05:45:37 PM
I recently felt this urge while following a female  templar with a dwarf.  

emote darts under %templar robe, gribbing both ^templar legs.

tell templar (From under !templar robe) This hole's big enough to crawl into!

hide
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on December 13, 2003, 05:48:32 PM
Picture a wispy person with white hair...

say (forcefully) I make the weather!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on December 13, 2003, 07:32:27 PM
Durring a recent HRPT I had the intense urge to have my character chant, "Da 'Rinth, Da 'Rinth, Da 'Rinth is on fire!"

AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bestatte on December 13, 2003, 07:39:47 PM
I wanna get together a small RP group, consisting of the following:

male HG named Fred, works as a miner and has the piloting skill set to a low max.

male dwarf named Barney, works with Fred, best friends.

female HG named Wilma, house servant
female dwarf named Betty, house servant.

and they'd sometimes go out onto the North road singing:

Gortoks, meet the gortoks!
They're a modern desert family.
From the scrub of northlands!
It's a place of Tuluk history.

Stand back or they'll stomp you with their feet
and then turn you into halfling meat

When you're with the gortoks
Have a yaba-daba-doo time, a daba-doo time
You'll have a dead ole time!

(in tribute to Cerebus, of course)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on December 17, 2003, 03:56:44 PM
A half elf with olive skin and elven features...dressed in silks and wielding a katana...named Mitsurugi.  I can picture it now.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on December 17, 2003, 05:16:20 PM
sdesc the good-natured, lumbering half-giant

Name: Fezzick

Background: Former pro-wrestler, retired to stage performances, witty tales and poems, and the occasional head bashing.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on December 18, 2003, 03:29:25 PM
So, I noticed through some odd code echos that an imm animated character was technically classified as a mount.  Now, this character was also a woman (my character is male).  This character was also noble.  It was soooooooo tempting!  :D

>mount {noble's keyword}
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on December 18, 2003, 07:55:59 PM
Quote from: "Anonymous"
So, I noticed through some odd code echos that an imm animated character was technically classified as a mount.  Now, this character was also a woman (my character is male).  This character was also noble.  It was soooooooo tempting!  :D

>mount {noble's keyword}

I also came across a female noble npc that was classified as a mount.  Quite amusing.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: __Torax__ on December 19, 2003, 12:32:39 AM
emote walks over to ~templar, sticks ^templar head between his legs and lifts !templar up, slamming !templar down onto the ground in a massive power-bomb

Yes, now that would be nice.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 01, 2004, 11:48:43 AM
I suddenly have the urge to ask for half-giant karma, and make one with the sdesc:

the plump, green-skinned, pignosed half-giant and call him Shrek.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2004, 12:23:37 PM
>break key


I honestly have that urge.  Someday I'll make a self-destructive PC with the OOC goal of ruining every climactic moment for him I can.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: flashz00 on January 01, 2004, 12:25:45 PM
Quote from: "uberjazz"
I suddenly have the urge to ask for half-giant karma, and make one with the sdesc:

the plump, green-skinned, pignosed half-giant and call him Shrek.

You think they will let me special app a donkey and call him Donkey? :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 01, 2004, 12:27:54 PM
Yes...I was just about to post on the Player Request forum...if not, in can be a kank and just call it kank...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: flashz00 on January 01, 2004, 12:29:36 PM
Quote from: "uberjazz"
Yes...I was just about to post on the Player Request forum...if not, in can be a kank and just call it kank...

 Heh. The annoying, grey kank as arrived from the west.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 01, 2004, 12:32:08 PM
Alright, we're doing it....but for licensing reasons, I should probably call him "Shrok," or something slightly altered...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on January 01, 2004, 03:47:23 PM
I'm betting, when they meet up with the dragon it will go in a slightly different direction then the movie.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tarx04 on January 03, 2004, 01:37:27 PM
Heh.  Well, I always wanted to make a templar look stupid, but could never figure out how.  I mean, not without losing my character's head or something of that nature.


I just had to satisfy myself with watching another person do it.  It had me laughing, I must say.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on January 06, 2004, 06:10:21 PM
emote bows ^me head over ~bread.

contact tektolnes

psi Thank you, Lord, for this thy bounty.

break

eat bread
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on January 06, 2004, 06:58:36 PM
emote is naked.
emote is screaming
emote is running through the streets.
emote is jumping old ladies and smelling their feets.
say The cops!  Here they come!  To the alley I go!
emote waves his arms to the to and the fro.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Comrade Canadia on January 06, 2004, 07:38:33 PM
I always wanted to know if baby objects were edible.  TUrns out they were.

-Der Comrade
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on January 07, 2004, 04:00:14 AM
Sometimes I resist the urge to sit in the Barrel naked, and just start conversations / drink my ale like I normally would. Just to see everyone freak out. :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on January 07, 2004, 09:25:30 AM
change ldesc is sitting at the bar nekkid, drunk as fuck, with his dick dangling

The grey man is sitting at the bar nekkid, drunk as fuck, with his dick dangling.

think Heh heh heh. Yeeeeeah, mothafuckaz.

You think: "Heh heh heh. Yeeeeeah, mothafuckaz."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on January 07, 2004, 09:32:39 AM
I always want to sneak into the guard barracks and steal a Cadets pants while they are sleeping.. See if they notice.  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on January 07, 2004, 01:19:08 PM
I only play female characters, so there wouldnt be anything dangling, really  :P

And no I'm not a guy either.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on January 07, 2004, 01:40:46 PM
I wasn't speaking about you. Your post inspired me.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on January 07, 2004, 01:56:30 PM
I remember one of my first PCs talking to a chick for like 10 minutes before I did a look and saw that she was naked.  Boy I felt stupid for having not noticed it and incorporated it into my play.

It did explain why I was called a pervert over the way.  It was a young little girl.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Lasakar on January 07, 2004, 06:02:13 PM
My last char entered the Rinth. What should I say? Somebody knocked me down and robbed me. But I had to go to a important meeting in a Tavern there.
So I just organized two swords in the city and entered the Rinth again.
I run completely naked, holding two swords, through the Rinth and entered a Tavern! And I sat there and had some conversation.
I did it!

Yeah, and maybe I will do it again.... :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: on January 08, 2004, 12:02:50 AM
I've always wanted to make a VNPC for some odd reason...seems a bit less stressful.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on January 08, 2004, 05:45:36 PM
tell noble (nodding and smiling) Why yes, M'Lord, I do enjoy that new scent you wear. I so enjoy the smell of kank dung in the morning.

flee self
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on January 11, 2004, 10:08:19 AM
Make a petite magicker.  Learn a flying spell.  Cast it on my trusty erdlu.

Look at me, I've got a flying erdlu!

Cast it on all the wild erdlu, and become their god.


Angela Christine
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on January 13, 2004, 04:13:19 PM
The dirty 'rinth rat looks around the tavern, glancing up from his book.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on January 13, 2004, 08:41:46 PM
Quote
Make a petite magicker. Learn a flying spell. Cast it on my trusty erdlu.

Look at me, I've got a flying erdlu!

Cast it on all the wild erdlu, and become their god.


Angela Christine


I am SO there.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 13, 2004, 10:53:42 PM
Pff...I can do that -without- magick...just breed 'em to be super light...with huge wings...sure it might take thousands of years, but its not like i'm going anywhere.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on January 14, 2004, 02:16:29 AM
Templar: "What is your name, woman?"

Woman: "I'm sorry?"

Templar: "Your name! Now!"

Woman: "I'm sorry?"

Templar (grabbing woman by the throat, who's head immediately falls off): "What in Drov?!"

Templar 2 (standing and grinning as he removes his hands from the dead woman's spine): "My new dummy, you like?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 15, 2004, 10:42:40 AM
I kinda want to sleep my character in the middle of a street and see how long it takes to see a mantis head.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on January 15, 2004, 03:01:00 PM
Hmmm...it's possible you'd never see the mantis head unless you starved to death. But it's a good possibility when you finally got bored of lying there you'd wake up butt naked and broke.  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 17, 2004, 03:42:18 AM
Well, I came very close...I managed to go LD for a whole night, thinking I had actually quit.  I was shocked when I logged back in, you can be sure.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Lerl on January 17, 2004, 03:48:54 PM
I enjoyed having my character drink and then "pass out"(sleep) in taverns.  It was fun, but no one robbed me. :(  One time he "fainted"(sleep) in a tavern cause he was starving to death.  An immortal ran one of the simple tavern plots around my passing out, which was very cool.
Rick
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on January 17, 2004, 08:59:52 PM
Everytime I see a templar, I got mixed feelings.  I am afraid one day I will:
kick templar
kiss templar
kill templar
emote shows -the finger- to ~templar
And because I am afraid to do one of these, I want to get out of the templars' sight.  

I also fear that one day I will accidently type "say" instead of "think" in front of a templar.  (I usually have nasty thoughts when I see a templar)

I always feel the urge to mock, make fun of the nobles.

Everytime somebody whispers something to someone, I want to ask "What did you tell him?"

I, too want to shoot the soldiers at the gates.   :roll:

I always want to assasinate the PCs who have great political power.   :twisted:

I always want to fight a soldier to see, who is better.  

I want to enter to a killing spree and slay every one that I see in the street :twisted:

I want to talk to a gith and somehow persuade him not to attack me.  Even be a friend of me.  :|

With one of my PCs, I had the urge to jump down from every roof, or cliff I had seen.  And that PC survived all the jumps and died to a stupid beast.

In a tavern, when four people sitting on the bar and not talking a single word for hours, I want to shout as "What the hell is wrong with you guys?! TALK!!!"   :evil:

I somehow want to break a piece from the stell dragon at the gates and .. well.. use it

Also in front of the gates:

change ldesc is sitting atop of the steel dragon, showing -the finger- to passerbys (well that ldesc is too long I know)

And I always want to chat with the NPCs.  Especially the beggars.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on January 17, 2004, 09:28:18 PM
Quote from: "Ghost"
I always want to fight a soldier to see, who is better.


I've done this one, wasn't a good idea.  :D

I'd like to see a sign posted outside the taverns with the picture of an x-marked shirt, followed by an x-marked pair of boots, immediately followed by an x-marked shotglass...all this equals "No shirt, no boots, no service."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on January 17, 2004, 09:33:52 PM
Yeah, then you'd get people coming in without pants.  I've actually seen that happen once.  Was quite unpleasant for all those present.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on January 18, 2004, 05:24:31 AM
I want to go to Tuluk!



-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- A R M A G E D D O N   M O T D -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

                         *ATTENTION PLAYERS IN TULUK*
  Tuluk has been greatly reduced in size.  Many of the roads have been
  shortened.  It is recommended that you take some time to re-familiarize
  yourself with the new layout so as to avoid going places that you do not
  intend to.



AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on January 20, 2004, 12:48:55 AM
Just had the urge...

And did it.

get ye flask
You neither see nor have the 'flask'.

WHY!??!  WHY CAN I NOT GET YE FLASK?!?

dennis
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Krath on January 20, 2004, 06:49:06 AM
Hehe..Ok, Ill say it...Everyone I see someone bow to a templar or noble..I just want to shout..Bow down to Deez nutz!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on January 20, 2004, 12:08:03 PM
Today, me and my employer was trying to comminite with some trading cooperation, over a chat window.  The thing is, whenever I was writing fast and the guy at the other side was very slow.  And I felt the urge to type:

emote waits patiently for %Refco answer, his fingers tapping on the table

It would be strange to explain things to my employer, and the guy at the other side, if I had given up to that urge
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Quo on January 20, 2004, 02:26:12 PM
Kiss Halaster
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on January 20, 2004, 02:59:11 PM
Quote from: "Quo"
Kiss Halaster

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ShaLeah on January 24, 2004, 02:39:02 PM
I can't believe I have proof of this.  This was my third character and this action brought all other actions (in a lively tavern) to a halt for a good three minutes of silence.  For those of you there who remember...   I'm so sorry.  :oops:

< 86/86 117/128 88/88 >gone getting laid
Ok, you are gone getting laid.

< 86/86 117/128 88/88 >gone
Ok, you are no longer gone.

< 86/86 117/128 88/88 >ooc just kidding =) *sorry*
You say, out of character:
     "just kidding =) *sorry*"

ShaLeah
-who clearly sometimes gives in to odd urges.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on January 24, 2004, 04:16:31 PM
gone shit cops found the body
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: lukie on January 25, 2004, 04:39:09 AM
Reminds me of the person who said OOC: "Uh oh, gtg, the cops are here and they don't look too happy."
Title: Jumping on the Paris Hilton wave
Post by: Angela Christine on January 31, 2004, 12:23:52 PM
Special App:  Paris Nenyuk.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: flurry on January 31, 2004, 01:09:20 PM
You know.. AC, you joke, but I have thought it would be funny to play a bratty rich bitch party-girl teenage noble.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on January 31, 2004, 01:11:43 PM
That would be an exceptionally fun role to play the guard for, I must say.

Coming back after a night-long bender with some friends, Paris passes out, leaving her trusty and valiant noble guardsman to carry her over the shoulder back home, and happening to run into Lord Fuzzywhatsit on his way through the gates...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: deviant storm on January 31, 2004, 05:29:19 PM
Some of my characters allow me to give into my more...quixotic impulses.

I had a half giant throw food at someone in a rather nice tavern, once. Not coded throw, but 'emote throws her jelly-covered roll at ~grumpy man'. The guy went along with it...it was great fun. Especially when the Templar showed up a short time later.

Another time I was a rather ugly elf woman. I winked at and made a pass at a templar.  :twisted:  That one landed me in the arena...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on January 31, 2004, 06:18:26 PM
I want to play a HG and subdue someone while in a blind rage. It would go like this.


emote rushes forwards, grabbing at ~man!

subdue man

emote grabs %man leg and arches his back, extending his arms upward!

throw man up


-Just to see if it would actually work.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ix Machina on February 02, 2004, 12:34:13 PM
Sometimes, I just have these incredible urges to have my pc say:

"Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger, mushroom, mushroom!'

Shame on you who posted that site.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on February 02, 2004, 12:42:09 PM
Sometimes, I have an incredible urge to watch Ix Machina's character go Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on February 02, 2004, 05:26:18 PM
SNAKE!!![/size]

Someone had to.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on February 02, 2004, 05:26:49 PM
... Malifaxis beat me to it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on February 02, 2004, 10:21:32 PM
tell barkeep An order of gith-eye soup, a side order of fries, and a medium coke, please.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on February 03, 2004, 12:21:39 AM
With a smile, you say, in allundean:
     "Hey you look new in town."

The obvious newbie say, in allundean:
     "I am new in town!"

You say, in allundean:
     "Sweet! Wanna group up and kill things in the labrynth?"

The obvious newbie say, in allundean:
     "Totally!"

Drumming his finger tips together with an evil grin you say, in allundean:
"Excellent. Come along then..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on February 03, 2004, 12:24:12 AM
oh by the way...that happened to me when I first started playing...

Evil bastards....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 03, 2004, 12:31:30 AM
Quote from: "jmordetsky"
You say, in allundean:
     "Sweet! Wanna group up and kill things in the labrynth?"


Good lord that's funny....makes me hate H&Sers all the more.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on February 03, 2004, 01:34:59 AM
subdue kank

....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 03, 2004, 01:37:35 AM
say give the kank a kick if it won't move

the newbie hops off the kank

the kank easily dodges the newbie's kank

the newbie dies

loot newbie

think works everytime
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on February 03, 2004, 04:46:29 AM
Quote
the kank easily dodges the newbie's kank


That sparked my newest odd urge...

Eyes narrowing, his posture becomming firm as he traces his lead foot in a half-arc before him, then rests his weight down on the ball of the foot, the slim, black-haired ninja says, in sirihish;
"I have mastered the art of Kank-fu.  Back yo ass up, and step off."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on February 03, 2004, 04:57:05 AM
Recently I have had to resist the urge of pulling a basket or bag of sorts over the head of my boss... and tell him "Sorry, cant stand looking at you all day". Good thing I'm resisting. Somehow my sixth sense tells me that this would be a bad idea.  8)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Lasakar on February 03, 2004, 06:28:57 AM
Collecting heads of dead chars. Hope nobody will look in my backpack....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 03, 2004, 06:42:58 AM
I only know of 1 player whose had a character since i started playing. I want to kill that character  :evil:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on February 03, 2004, 07:01:24 AM
Quote from: "John"
I only know of 1 player whose had a character since i started playing. I want to kill that character  :evil:


You better hurry up before age does it for you.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 03, 2004, 07:03:34 AM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
What I've always wanted to do, is create a character who's sdesc is simply "The man."
I tried doing that once. But I went for "the short man"

I pretty much got told I might want to re-think my sdesc :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on February 03, 2004, 07:05:18 AM
>emote stretches himself, raising ~hacker high.
>emote swings ~hacker on %(other one) foot
>hit (other one)
>flee
>{get back}
>Say -blushing Sorry.. I'm not very adept at handling that thing.

*Will do it...*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 03, 2004, 07:28:59 AM
wish all I want to make wild love to my kank inside my apartment but the code won't let it go inside. Could you help me out here?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on February 03, 2004, 12:09:40 PM
To accuse people of 'kankery.' (http://www.zalanthas.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6919)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on February 13, 2004, 12:41:42 AM
>sniff brick
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Impska on February 13, 2004, 01:45:57 AM
Quote from: "mansa"
>sniff brick


I dare you.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on February 13, 2004, 02:23:29 AM
em licks her eyebrows.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on February 13, 2004, 02:31:04 AM
look in tub
It's full of a grainy brown liquid.

sip tub...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on February 13, 2004, 02:57:36 AM
(In a crowded tavern full of people drinking their ale and such)

say Has anyone seen my urine sample?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on February 13, 2004, 08:24:25 PM
pemote sitting at ~bar me head slowly bobs to the sound of 50 cents 'stunt 101.'

sing (glaring violently at a nearby patron) I'm shinin man! I teach ya how'ta stunt!

:a short stocky dark skinned elf shouts from the crowd in allundean: "G-G-G-Unit!"

say (nodding in reply to ~stocky) Tell it Pimp!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: __Torax__ on February 13, 2004, 08:33:08 PM
emote holding ~book as he moves aside ~templar

tell templar (Raising ~pen infront of ~book) May I take your order?

After hearing the order;

tell templar (Raising an eyebrow) Would you like fries with that?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on February 13, 2004, 08:42:20 PM
tell noble asshole Why don't you bend over and bow to me! Before I bend you over my knee and show you what I'm working with!

Tell templar I'm sorry dear, kind sir, Can you direct me to the store where they remove the stick from people's asses?
Tell templar Need help walking there? or do you want me to carry you?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 17, 2004, 01:52:15 PM
I suddenly have an urge to make a PC who eats nothing but the corpses of other PCs.  And only PCs.  NPC meat is too gristly.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 17, 2004, 07:02:31 PM
I have urges to make a templar with the thief subclass.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on February 18, 2004, 02:36:23 AM
A templar/bard. He can entertain you with a witty story while hacking off your fingers one by one.  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on February 18, 2004, 06:04:30 AM
I pondered the idea of a gay templar/bard who is a terrible singer, and moves along with Byn operations as "inspiration" for more songs, annoying the heck out of everyone.

The flamboyant, obese templar exclaims, pointing at a scrab, "There is the creature! Will you slay it, or just stand there? And some fancy moves please... you, lad, wiggle your bottom some more! I need material for my song!"

 :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 18, 2004, 06:08:35 AM
say (looking around nervously) Sometimes I feel like I'm being controlled and this is all but a sick and twisted game for some kid.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bestatte on February 18, 2004, 08:26:37 AM
change ldesc kneels before a burly merc at the bar, giving him a blowjob.
Okay, you change your ldesc to:
The common normal promiscuous homosexual male kneels before a burly merc at the bar, giving him a blowjob.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on February 18, 2004, 08:22:06 PM
say (to ~newbie) When you see a mek, you do what we do.
:pauses dramatically.
say (to ~newbie) You run...you run your ass off.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SpyGuy on February 18, 2004, 10:34:18 PM
I get the irresistable urge to go down into every dark cave/well/gaping hole that I find for no other reason than Wanting to see whats down there.  I'm dumb.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: This is an URGE! on February 19, 2004, 04:07:19 AM
85/85 86/140 96/96 walking>
The woman frowns looking around for some time.
85/85 86/140 96/96 walking>emote sighs letting out a sigh, a palm gently
touching her legs.
The woman sighs letting out a sigh, a palm gently touching her legs.
85/85 94/140 96/96 walking>think I've not find a man to content me for long...
You think:
     "I've not find a man to content me for long..."
85/85 118/140 96/96 walking>change ldesc is reclining here pleasuring herself
Your new ldesc is:
The woman is reclining here pleasuring herself
85/85 126/140 96/96 walking>emote reaches for the straps fitting ~skirt to her waist.
The woman reaches for the straps fitting your bloodied leather-reinforced
sandcloth skirt to her waist.
85/85 134/140 96/96 walking>remo skirt
You stop using a bloodied leather-reinforced sandcloth skirt.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>drop skirt crumpled in a corner
You drop a bloodied leather-reinforced sandcloth skirt.  Shown to the room as:
A bloodied leather-reinforced sandcloth skirt is here crumpled in a corner.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote slowly touches her clitoris drawing a deep breath
The woman slowly touches her clitoris drawing a deep breath.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote strokes slowly, a wide grin on her face, eyes closed.
The woman strokes slowly, a wide grin on her face, eyes closed.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>
You are getting thirsty.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote frowns, shaking her head.
say Damn, not now!
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>sta
You stop resting, and stand up.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>leave
You step out to...
Darkness
   Total darkness surrounds you, preventing you from seeing anything
at all.  You have trouble telling where you put your feet when you walk.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>think Damn.
You think:
     "Damn."
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>shout Chirpy!!
You shout in sirihish:
     "Chirpy!!"
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>shout Chirpy!!
You shout in sirihish:
     "Chirpy!!"
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote walks to a slight chirp she heards nearby ~tent
You do not see that person.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>hold glow
You hold the crystal.
You light a green glow-crystal.
The area is filled with a green light.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>l
You can't see a thing; sand swirls about you!
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote walks to a slight chirp she heards nearby ~tent
The woman walks to a slight chirp she heards nearby a small, desert-camouflaged tent.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote reaches for ~kank smiling
The woman reaches for a faint shape smiling.
say Here you are...
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>You say, in sirihish:
     "Here you are..."
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>mou
You jump up onto a faint shape's back.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>unpack pack
That item is not on the mount.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>exa pack
You can't see a thing; sand swirls about you!
You can't see a thing; sand swirls about you!
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>think damn... It was on my back
You think:
     "damn... It was on my back"
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>rest
You swing your legs over and jump off of a faint shape.
A faint shape curls up on the ground.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote rushes to ~tent
The woman rushes to a small, desert-camouflaged tent.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>enter tent
You enter a small, desert-camouflaged tent.
The area is enveloped in darkness.
Inside a small, desert-camouflaged tent
A bloodied leather-reinforced sandcloth skirt is here crumpled in a corner.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>open pack
Ok.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>get pouch pack
You get a leather water-pouch from a dusty rope-strapped canvas backpack.
It is very light, and full.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>drink pouch
You drink the water.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>say Ah... this is better.
You say, in sirihish:
     "Ah... this is better."
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>put pouch pack
You put a leather water-pouch inside a dusty rope-strapped canvas backpack.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>close pack
Ok.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>change ldesc is reclining here, pleasuring herself.
Your new ldesc is:
The woman is reclining here, pleasuring herself.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote goes on her work, starting off from the clitoris
The woman goes on her work, starting off from the clitoris.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote slowly strokes the clitoris, eyes half closed, mouth open
The woman slowly strokes the clitoris, eyes half closed, mouth open.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote sighs deeply, as her strokes become faster and faster.
The woman sighs deeply, as her strokes become faster and faster.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>say Ah!
You exclaim, in sirihish:
     "Ah!"
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote gulps, her eyes closing
The woman gulps, her eyes closing.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote shakes her head swiftly to a side, then other
The woman shakes her head swiftly to a side, then other.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>say Oh... yeah!
You exclaim, in sirihish:
     "Oh... yeah!"
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote stirs harsly, her breathing becoming irregular
The woman stirs harsly, her breathing becoming irregular.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>time
It is before dawn on Cingel, the 147th day of the Ascending Sun,
In the Year of Vivadu's Agitation, year 7 of the 21st Age.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>shout ...yeah..!
You shout in sirihish:
     "...yeah..!"
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>emote lies down, still shaking her head slowly.
The woman lies down, still shaking her head slowly.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>say Ah... That was good.
You say, in sirihish:
     "Ah... That was good."
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>

*Hehe... Have you ever seen that before?*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on February 19, 2004, 08:14:16 AM
Something like that...but not in text.  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on February 19, 2004, 09:25:51 AM
Masturbation is overrated. By far.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 19, 2004, 09:39:52 AM
I can't believe someone bothered to sit down and write that...good god.  Solo mudsex RP....roflmao.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on February 19, 2004, 10:39:32 AM
I'm not sure what to think, I mean to each there own, but do you need share??

I could have lived the rest of my life without having to see that..

(narrowing her eyes)  It was you AC wasn't it?? Wasn't it??  :|
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Seeker on February 19, 2004, 11:29:17 AM
sarahjc wrote:
Quote
(narrowing her eyes)  It was you AC wasn't it?? Wasn't it??


Nope.

Two reasons.  Not her writing style, and no vaginal teeth.


Seeker
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: That Darned Krathi on February 19, 2004, 11:52:53 AM
I, knowing who this PC is, IC'ly, take great pleasure in the posting of this particular instance.

Beingst as how I was outside of your tent when I heard you shout, then looked inside.

I had to restrain myself from shouting back "Was it good for you, too?"

Ahhhh... the wonders of consenual, semi-solo mudsturbation.  Two hips passing in the night, as it were.

BTW, Chirpy may have some problems walking for a bit.  I couldn't quite finish myself off... sooooo....

(See Spawnloser's post above for references)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 19, 2004, 11:54:20 AM
Oh my god...my burning eyes....I can't even begin to explain what I'm feeling right now.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on February 19, 2004, 12:27:43 PM
*opens email*

> address naephet@ginka.armageddon.org
>CC: mud@ginka.armageddon.org

Greetings,

I would like to inquire about the possibility of a special application for a VNPC?  I think it would afford some absolutely wicked possibilities for RP.  Basically, I would be an ephemeral being, completely incapable of combat, who would randomly wander about and 'shift forms' into various sdesc/ldescs that people are trying to interact with that are not there.

My application follows:

-----------------------------------------------
sdesc:
Name:

ldesc













background













race/class/subguild:

Thanks for your time, please do consider it, and get back to me when you can.

-Me, account Mine, player of PC.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Krath on February 19, 2004, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: "This is an URGE!"

85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>enter tent
You enter a small, desert-camouflaged tent.
The area is enveloped in darkness.
Inside a small, desert-camouflaged tent
A bloodied leather-reinforced sandcloth skirt is here crumpled in a corner.
85/85 134/135 96/96 walking>open pack
Ok.



God...Does this mean she was menstrating??? :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on February 19, 2004, 12:41:27 PM
Quote from: "Krath"
God...Does this mean she was menstrating??? :shock:


Ummm yeah... what do Zalanthan women do in that case? Considering there is no such thing as underwear, or tampons...  :?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on February 19, 2004, 12:48:15 PM
I believe there was a thread on that a ways back, where in AC explains things in a rather thorough fashion..

Happy hunting..

 :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Yang on February 19, 2004, 03:16:16 PM
Stroking her silver signet ring, the buxom, red-haired noble woman says in sirihish:
      "It's mine! My own! My preciousssss."






Done and done.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Candi on February 19, 2004, 03:21:12 PM
*bites off Yang's ring finger and throws herself into the fires of Mt. Doom cackling madly*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Northlander on February 19, 2004, 04:38:17 PM
*makes a computer animation of Candi's emote, adding slapstick expressions and a laughable voice, all for the benefit of American viewers*

Now then, as for urges:
Quoting Hopper, you exclaim to the blue-robed templar, in Sirihish:
    "Don't you fecking look at me!!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 19, 2004, 04:59:58 PM
Inspired by Krath, I have the sudden urge to make a character named Twink.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on February 19, 2004, 05:06:02 PM
I've been tempted to emote: "Someone brushes by @." and then stand up and spam scan to make everyone think I was a twink.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on February 20, 2004, 05:46:33 PM
I suddenly have the urge to make a min sized dwarf that runs after half-giants with a skinning knife yelling "Have at you now!"

Poke
poke poke

say Um.

shout Run away! Run away!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on February 20, 2004, 05:49:32 PM
Be alone with a noble and then kill them with no relation to anything whatsoever.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 20, 2004, 06:00:57 PM
em kills YOU!

tell newbie (scowling irritantly) Fucking...look, man. This isn't a game! This is real life! Now stop clicking on the Tek-damned porn and pay attention to the fucking screen!!!

kill newbie

kill noble

kill templar

kill bartender

kill kank

kill arm-wrestling-mul

tell templar (not pausing on his way past !templar) What the fuck do you want? Fuck. I know I ain't the only fucking person in here. Leave me the fuck alone. I need to log out. Go bug the mothafuckin' bartender!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 20, 2004, 08:09:10 PM
em taps on YOUR computer screen!

say (scowling at YOU while pointing to ~newbie) Hey. Hey! HEY!!! Yeah, you. You playing him, right? Will you puh-leeze learn what a capitol letter looks like? Oh, and a period. Yeah. Oh, and will you puh-leeze pay attention? Geez!

em scowls at YOU and walks back into the scene.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on February 20, 2004, 09:54:23 PM
I just got one.

emote rips off ~pants and commences to mount %templar leg, bucking ^me hips wildly against them.

Emote pants heavily as !me licks and kisses %templar leg.

Tell templar (Kissing %templar leg) Damn... It is better then you.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Chirpy's owner.. on February 21, 2004, 05:45:16 AM
Ah... it's me again.. Please all hunters! Stop searching the desert. I'm watching with my new character. The old one's died.. Worst, Chirpy's dead, too.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on February 21, 2004, 06:01:31 AM
Create a young woman with deep, purplish-blue skin and hair.

Sdesc: the indigo girl


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on February 21, 2004, 06:57:37 AM
OH oh oh!


Can I be your character's twin brother? Just for masculanities sake, He can be ...


Duh duh duh ...

the little blue boy

And everyone can call him little boy blue.


Creeper
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on February 21, 2004, 07:13:21 AM
Main desc
This young girl is covered in vivid red acne (blah blah 4 more lines)

Sdesc:
The Scarlet pimple girl.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: wizturbo on February 21, 2004, 07:16:52 AM
Alright....any of you seen counterstrike...or DAOC highlight videos?  The ones where they put music to some clips of some cool battles where your greatly outnumbered but manage to overcome?

i've had the urge to make an Arm video like that.....with some emoted fighting sequence...owning gith in the wastes to the music of some unknown band that rocks....

:-)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on February 21, 2004, 10:53:23 AM
tell the mean looking templar Hey...have you seen this mean looking Templar around? I got paid to kill him, but I can't find him anywhere.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 21, 2004, 11:08:24 AM
tell noble what the fuck do you think your doing? That aint how you roleplay a noble! In fact. That's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen. You sure you didn't mean to post that in the Odd Urges thread but got your windows mixed up? Fuck! What were you THINKING?


quit
x

-------

the person whisper's something to you

the person says oocly "whoops. wrong figure"

say Nope. You said it, stiff shit. My character knows you said it now. nah nah nah nah! :P

------------


enter tavern
say How do you use the ooc command?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 21, 2004, 06:19:03 PM
Quote from: "John"
enter tavern
say How do you use the ooc command?


As a newbie, I have indeed done that.  That's how I learned how to use the ooc command.

Quote from: "Little Boy Blue"
And everyone can call him little boy blue.


That's what I'm going to call you until the day you die.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: TripleX on February 21, 2004, 07:53:49 PM
Mount templar :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on February 21, 2004, 08:31:15 PM
Yeah, that SO fits me. I mean, I DO have blue eyes, but not skin. Which is more white in color. Hair, nope not blue, light brown. I rarely wear blue. Prefer black most the time. Or if I'm just wearing a pair of blue jeans. I only have one pair though.

Yeah. So Salad, shut up.


Creep
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: RideTheDivide on February 23, 2004, 10:41:49 AM
Enter your short description:  The ugly, ugly, ugly man.

Keywords:  ugly ugly man heinous yucky
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 23, 2004, 01:13:21 PM
Quote from: "RideTheDivide"
Enter your short description:  The ugly, ugly, ugly man.
Your not suppose to describe yourself in your sdesc  :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: RideTheDivide on February 23, 2004, 01:55:49 PM
I'm not.  That would have been:

The short, fat, ugly, ugly, ugly man.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on February 23, 2004, 05:35:39 PM
a (not so) new character idea:

I want to play Dobby, the merchant-house half-elf servant.

Mwahahahaha!  The best thing to come out of the Harry Potter franchise since the Christian propaganda campaign that HP is evil.

say (screeching and whining on the floor) Dobby was bad!
say (smacking himself with a training club) Dobby must punish Dobby!
emote writhes on the floor, trying to get away from himself.
emote looks up at ~lordpimplebottom for approval.
shout (in a high-pitched whine) Bad Dobby!

[not generally an HP fan...]

Morrolan
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on February 23, 2004, 05:43:38 PM
Quote from: "Morrolan"
say (screeching and whining on the floor) Dobby was bad!
say (smacking himself with a training club) Dobby must punish Dobby!
emote writhes on the floor, trying to get away from himself.
emote looks up at ~lordpimplebottom for approval.
shout (in a high-pitched whine) Bad Dobby!
Oh goodie. Another f-me PC  :roll:


:P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on February 23, 2004, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: "John"
Oh goodie. Another f-me PC  :roll:


:shudders.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 23, 2004, 06:35:49 PM
Quote from: "Little Blue Boy"

Yeah. So Salad, shut up.


Make me.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Forest Junkie on February 23, 2004, 06:36:42 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
Quote from: "Little Blue Boy"

Yeah. So Salad, shut up.


Make me.


>kill salad
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on February 23, 2004, 08:47:46 PM
Quote from: "Forest Junkie"

>kill salad


Looking up from his salad, the green-haired, ugly noble exclaims "You bastard! You destroyed all thousand islands!"
Title: How many licks does it take?
Post by: Candi on February 24, 2004, 10:03:50 AM
em bows briefly before ~templar.
em parts ^me lips, sticks out ^me tongue and presses it firmly against %templar face, licking ~templar from jawline to eyebrow.
s (skipping merrily)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on February 24, 2004, 10:34:48 AM
Quote
em bows briefly before ~templar.
em parts ^me lips, sticks out ^me tongue and presses it firmly against %templar face, licking ~templar from jawline to eyebrow.
s (skipping merrily)


If that was you, I'm sorry, I was drunk IRL.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 24, 2004, 11:56:39 AM
Wooooooow.

You folks have multiple problems, and it is likely that all of them affect your mental functions.

You should all get that checked.

Wooooooow.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on February 24, 2004, 10:07:55 PM
I suddenly have the urge to create a PC who's background is, in total:

Destroy Clan X.

No actual in game House or anything, mind you, just Clan X.

I'd finally stop all those mad scientists that think they're sooooo original calling themselves Dr. X.

Bastards.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on February 24, 2004, 10:19:23 PM
Become Dr. X.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on March 05, 2004, 01:57:07 PM
Crafting submission:

[blah blah blah]

Skill: Cooking

Fail message: You've burnt the tart!  You fucking idiot!! Were you dropped as a child or something?!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Nidhogg on March 05, 2004, 02:03:21 PM
To play in Tenneshi with a pc named Jed.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: cisalus on March 06, 2004, 06:30:09 PM
Apply over and over for, "The black-haired dwarf, pickpocket/acrobat"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carida on March 06, 2004, 10:05:22 PM
OOOOh I just had my first one!!

So and so looks at you.

So and so looks at you.

So and so looks at you.

shout (tearing at my hair) Stop looking at me! Stop Looking At ME!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2004, 03:15:55 AM
Quote from: "Carida"
So and so looks at you.
So and so looks at you.
So and so looks at you.
shout (tearing at my hair) Stop looking at me! Stop Looking At ME!!!
I just had this feeling. No offence intended towards the person doing it of course.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on March 08, 2004, 06:33:34 PM
I think I'll make a character that talks in the third person one of these days.  We can have a GDB betting pool on how much playing time elapses before someone offs him.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on March 08, 2004, 06:56:37 PM
I want my next character to be so focused on his dick that he strokes it instead of tapping his temple when someone contacts him using the Way.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on March 08, 2004, 07:22:33 PM
Gonna be a dwarf Uberjazz? :lol:

The well-endowed, stern-faced dwarf is here having a chat with his massive member.
Title: The best armorcrafter yet.
Post by: eska on March 11, 2004, 08:15:40 PM
The half-elf gets a bone leatherworking knife from a pouched belt.
The half-elf wields his bone leatherworking knife.
The half-elf kneels by a body of an insect like scrab.
A rough chitinous shell drops as the half-elf skins a body of an insect like scrab.
The half-elf gets a rough chitinous shell.
think 'Hmm.. I think I can make a chitinous breastplate from this one.'
The half-elf nods a few times.
....
....
The half-elf grins as he looks down at his rough chitinous shell.
The half-elf starts crafting.
The half-elf drops his rough chitinous shell on the floor.
The half-elf tells to Rosenna grinning:
   "Sorry for this Rosy, can ya please turn your back."
Rosenna's eyebrows incline as she turns her back.
The half-elf starts to unzip his brown sandcloth pants.
The half-elf lowers his brown sandcloth pants to his knees.
The half-elf lowers his white sandcloth boxer to his knees.
The half-elf starts pissing on his rough chitinous shell.
think 'Oh. That's what I needed for a year.'
The half-elf carefully shapes the edges of a rough chitinous shell into a large chitinous breastplate.
think 'I'm -fecking- good in this armorcrafting shit.' :twisted:
Title: Re: The best armorcrafter yet.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on March 11, 2004, 09:11:47 PM
After reading Carnage's posts, I've gotten the irresistable urge to kill his character.  I no longer suffer those urges however, since it seems I already have.

Quote from: "Carnage"
Third, living maybe about two or so weeks, got wrapped up into some pretty cool stuff and ended up dying to the hands of an Allanaki templar. He also went on a big RPT with the Byn.


8)
Title: Re: The best armorcrafter yet.
Post by: Carnage on March 11, 2004, 09:49:47 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
After reading Carnage's posts, I've gotten the irresistable urge to kill his character.  I no longer suffer those urges however, since it seems I already have.

Quote from: "Carnage"
Third, living maybe about two or so weeks, got wrapped up into some pretty cool stuff and ended up dying to the hands of an Allanaki templar. He also went on a big RPT with the Byn.


8)


Ahaha, that was classic. I remember you screwing up and OOCing instead of wishing because you screwed up your username and password to the site.
Title: Re: The best armorcrafter yet.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on March 11, 2004, 10:10:55 PM
Quote from: "Carnage"
Ahaha, that was classic. I remember you screwing up and OOCing instead of wishing because you screwed up your username and password to the site.


Those were the days indeed.  I remember how you OOCed for us to slow down so that you could log it.

EvilRoeSlade slaps Carnage on the back and wanders off, pleasantly humming a funeral dirge.
Title: Re: The best armorcrafter yet.
Post by: Carnage on March 11, 2004, 10:14:05 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
Quote from: "Carnage"
Ahaha, that was classic. I remember you screwing up and OOCing instead of wishing because you screwed up your username and password to the site.


Those were the days indeed.  I remember how you OOCed for us to slow down so that you could log it.

EvilRoeSlade slaps Carnage on the back and wanders off, pleasantly humming a funeral dirge.


Damn straight. That whole scene was fucking awesome, but my damn thing froze when I tried to set SimpleMU to log all the previous shit as well. I think I OOCed something so you wouldn't think I was a stupid newb trying to go LD to avoid death
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on March 13, 2004, 05:55:19 AM
I want to play a character inspired the Cat, from Red Dwarf.  If you don't know what Red Dwarf is, go check your TV guide NOW.  If you are in North America you'll probably find it on PBS.  It is one of those British science fiction comedies.  Here's an exerpt of the Pilot script, from the Red Dwarf Omnibus (copyright 1990 Rob Grant and Doug Naylor.)

To set the scene, it is the drive room of the mining ship Red Dwarf.  Millions of years before there was a radioactive disaster and everyone died.  The only "people" belived to be on board are HOLLY the ships computer, LISTER the last living human being (preserved because he was in statis at the time of the disaster) and RIMMER a hologramatic recreation of one of the dead crewmen.

From the entrance to the Drive room, an incredibly smooth-lookin gblack guy slinks in.  He's wearing a grey silk suit.

STRANGER:  OK, I'm going to walk in here, this big room, and see if there's any food in it.  how'm I looking?

Checks his appearance without breaking his stride.

STRANGER:  Looking Good.

Sidelong glance.  Notices LISTER

STRANGER:  Uh-ho.  Who's that?  I'm going to pretend I didn't see him, and crouch behind this box . . .

Disappears behind computer.

STRANGER: . . . here.

LISTER is watching, open-mounthed.

STRANGER:  OK.  He can't see me, so he'll think I've disappeared.  How's my hair?  Hmmm.  Maybe needs a little trim.  OK, time for a peek.

LISTER is craning his neck, the stranger's head appears round the side of the computer.

STRANGER: Woh!

Head back down.

STRANGER:  I don't know, but I think he knows I'm hiding here.

Lifts his head again.

LISTER:  Who are you?

STRANGER:  I'm embarrassed now.  He's made me embarrassed.  I'm going to comb my hair.

STRANGER combs his hair.

STRANGER:  Hmmm.  That's nice.

LISTER:  Holly?  Who is this?

HOLLY: Dave, durring the radioactive crisis, your cat and her kittens were safely sealed in the hold.  They have been breeding for seven billion years and have evolved into the life form now crouching behind the Navi-comp.

LISTER:  Wait.  Are you saying that man's a cat?

STRANGER:  Don't want to lose face.  So I'm going to pretend I dropped something behind this box, and I've been picking it up.  

He emerges from behind the box, puts an imaginary something in his pocket and pats it.

LISTER:  Hello, Cat.

STRANGER:  I'm going to out-stare him.

Fixes LISTER with a steely stare for about three seconds.  Looks away.  [/]

STRANGER:  No I'm not.  Instead, I'm going to clean my teeth.

Takes out a toothbrush and starts gently brushing his teeth.

LISTER: Uh . . . Are you hungry?

CAT looks very unimpressed.  Starts brushing his jacket with his toothbrush.

LISTER: Come on, I'll get you some food.

LISTER moves off.

LISTER:  Follow me.

LISTER goes out.  CAT yawns.  Looks over to where LISTER's gone.

CAT:  Is he going that way?  I was going that way.

Blinks out after LISTER.  Looks down at his jacket, brushes it.

CAT:  Woh!  Crease!

Set, Sleeping quarters.

 Stil sporting his Hawaiian shirt, LISTER is getting a bowl of something from the food hatch.
  The CAT is stalking RIMMER.


RIMMER:  Stop it!  Lister, tell him sto stop it.

The CAT is staring at RIMMER unblinkingly, enthralled.

CAT:  That's pretty.  All those lights.  how do they do that?

RIMMER:  Get away from me.  Shoo!

LISTER approaches with a bowl. [/l]

LISTER: He doesn't listen.  Here Cat.  Holly says you like this.

The CAT looks at the bowl.

CAT:  Mmmm.  Krispies.

LISTER puts the bowl on the floor.  The CAT picks it up and puts it on the table, and sits down.

LISTER:  Fo on, Cat -- eat it up.

LISTER wiggles his tongue like a cat drinking milk.  The CAT just looks at him.  Then takes a silver spoon out of his top pocket, polishes it with his little hankie, and starts to eat demurely.  His eyes darting from side to side, to check no one steals it back.

RIMMER:  I want this animal off the ship.  I want him shot.  I want him dissected and analized.

LISTER:  Where are all your catty friends, CAT?

LISTER wiggles two fingers like cat ears.

LISTER:  Where are all the other little kitties?

The CAT, still eating beautifully, dabs the corner of his moth with his hankie.

CAT:  Mmmm.  Good Krispies.

LISTER:  Are they gone?  Are they dead?  Have they left you?

RIMMERL:  Who cares?  He's a danger to this mission.  It's your duty to dismember him.

LISTER:  No.  He's comming home with us.  Aren't you, Cat?

RIMMER:  Home?  And where exactly is home supposed to be?

LISTER:  Earth.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on March 13, 2004, 09:08:55 PM
Send a special app.

For Muk Utep.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on March 13, 2004, 10:07:06 PM
sniff spice

sniff spice

emote picks up ~dwarf, gripping an arm and leg as he holds him out before him head first.

emote points ~dwarf around menacingly, eyes narrowing.

shout Say 'ello to mah leetle friend!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on March 13, 2004, 10:09:59 PM
sniff brick
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on March 14, 2004, 02:14:19 AM
I want to watch red dwarf now...it sounds so cool
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: lukie on March 14, 2004, 02:31:10 AM
The following special app:

Name: Turd
Gender: Neither
Age: 5 minutes
Race: Shit
Sdesc: The small, brown thing
Desc: This is a turd. Nothing really special about it, besides the fact that it OMG HAXXORZ J00 UP!!!!11
Background: Turd used to be a kalan fruit until about 8 hours ago when he was eaten.
Warrior/Death Mage
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on March 14, 2004, 03:06:36 AM
roflmao lukie.. That made my day.
I've always wanted to make a templar with the keyword "Bastard"


And walks up to a kuracian and pretend we were best friends until this forked over some spice :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on March 14, 2004, 04:19:41 AM
Kuracian?  Uh, I think you mean Kuraci.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on March 15, 2004, 12:06:26 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!

Lukie.. well done.. I am crying..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on March 15, 2004, 01:26:30 PM
Special app for a couch.

Name: Bob
Race: Couch
Gender: Male
Guild: Assassin
Subclass: Thief
Desc: A supple brown leather couch is here, looking enticing and restful.
History: Bob was made by a magick woodscrafter who wanted to play a prank on the bunny-hugging population of Tuluk.

The lithe, voluptous brown-bearded man walks into the room.

em looks enticing

The lithe, voluptous brown bearded man sits on you, rubbing his ass deep into the pillows.

think Damn, get off sick feck!

em pillows flying, @me stabs ~lithe with a spring!

You solidly pierce the lithe, voluptous bearded man on his back!
the lithe, voluptous bearded man eye's roll back in his head

lithe, voluptous bearded man crumples to the ground.

em scoots forward, covering ~body with his couchlike bulk.

get all corpse

put all between cushions.

junk body.

em wriggles in couchlike pleasure.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on March 15, 2004, 02:37:09 PM
Oh my god! I laughed my ass off after reading that.. and my couch now scares me.. Hm.. lol..

I have this urge:
When sparring or fighting, To take off all my clothes and see if I can distract the person I'm fighting so I can win.. :D There should be a code for that.. since we want a force-sleep code.. (Which I say hell no, we won't gotosleepunwillinglyhoe) ;)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: grog on March 15, 2004, 02:59:08 PM
A dwarf whose focus is to go amoungst the halflings and study them in their natural habitat.  If she plays her cards right she may even be accepted into their strange social circles (as lunch), some of them even coming close to showing actual intelligence.

I'll call her Jane, and her story shall be "In the Shade of the Dwarf."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 15, 2004, 04:54:30 PM
Quote
A dwarf whose focus is to go amoungst the halflings and study them in their natural habitat. If she plays her cards right she may even be accepted into their strange social circles (as lunch), some of them even coming close to showing actual intelligence.


Err... Would you be too pissed off if I stole your dea?
No! Not joking.. These days I I'm interested in hard roles which require too much conflict RP. I guess that could be done, in a way, whih I can't figure out OOC. Could that be my next character concept?
Name:Yosma Race:Dwarf Class:Vivaduan/Pyhsician/Fool (I'm sure they'll present me the second subclass.)
OK?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: grog on March 15, 2004, 05:05:05 PM
Go ahead, I'm never at a lack of ideas for characters, foolish and otherwise. :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 15, 2004, 05:09:34 PM
Thanks... Of course before this character I'm waiting for the mul warrior/houseservant, who would have a focus, to open a floristry shop in Luir's.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: grog on March 15, 2004, 05:10:49 PM
Ok, now I'm pissed, your stealing two character concepts in a row from me!!! :lol:

To the drooling mantis,  in northern accented sirihish, the large feminine male mul says.

"I think your shell would be just perfect with some orange flowers, arranged in the cracks in your shell, what cracks you ask?  Just wait a moment."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on March 22, 2004, 11:10:17 AM
To get drunk and pee in a booth at the tembo's tooth, "mistaking" it for a latrine.

>Open curatin.
>North
emote strolls into a small booth.
>Close curtain
Emote lifts up the folds of her dress and squats, a small coin falling from her cloak.
Think Ahh…
>Drop coin in a large yellow puddle emitting a fowl order.
Emote stands and smooth ~dress, stepping away from a large yellow puddle.
>Open curtain
>south
>west
Emote Snickers

One day I will.. One day..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Seeker on March 22, 2004, 11:19:58 AM
I have always wanted to just have a massive food fight.  

The grind fruit in her hair, overturn tables, wing erdlu bones at the bartender type of epic affair.  I swear, someone is getting a pie in the face soon.


Seeker
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: grog on March 22, 2004, 12:24:07 PM
I always had a desire to throw rotten fruit at templars.  Of course I did it with one of my 'rinth elves, so I don't know if I should put it under odd urges or not
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Lazloth on March 22, 2004, 12:31:22 PM
Sometimes I'd like to pull my cloak over my head and walk the streets screaming:  I am the great cornholio!  Do you have tee-pee for my bunghole?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on March 22, 2004, 03:08:48 PM
Rofl, I must admit I've had a similar urge...


"You will bow down to the almighty bunghole!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on March 22, 2004, 03:52:54 PM
I don't know if this qualifies as odd...because I'm sure I'm not the only one to ever have to fight this urge....


OOC:Go read the docs more...then try again with your next character.

newbie says, in sirihish: what u mean nxt char i got this 1

kill newbie


I'd never do it...but damn...in this case it was really tempting.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 22, 2004, 09:45:14 PM
Emoting a rape scene, me and the newbie, when he's down with no stun, then taking him to Vivaduan temple, letting him heal. Doing this again with every mistake he does... We have a saying in Turkish "Sike sike ogretmek..." that could be translated as teaching by fucking, raping once for every mistake... That newbie would learn the game fast.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carida on March 22, 2004, 09:52:16 PM
Umm... Alright Cenghiz... you scare me... :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adgohan on March 22, 2004, 10:02:10 PM
emote points to ~templar, motioning for nearby guards.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 23, 2004, 10:46:57 PM
Scene: The short, ugly dwarf, the jozhal skinned elf and you.

>say OK.. What are we gonna do now, partners?
A scrab has arrived from west
The short, ugly dwarf draws a big nasty halberd.
the short, ugly dwarf chops the scrab's head, doing horrendeus damage
the short, ugly dwarf chops the scrab's head, doing horrendeus damage
the short, ugly dwarf chops the scrab's head, doing horrendeus damage
the short, ugly dwarf chops the scrab's head, doing horrendeus damage
*beep*
The dwarf says in Sirihish, grinning:
  "I'm a _warrior_."
>emote nods, his eyes grown
The jozhal-skinned elf staggers bakwards.
You are very thirsty
>emote sighs, shaking his head
>say (licking his dried lips) We gotta find a water source, I'm thirsty.
The jozhal-skinned elf grins, raising an arm overhead, holding a waterskin with the other
Mist condenses over the jozhal-skinned elf's waterskin
The jozhal-skinned elf mumbles an incantation
The jozhal-skinned elf gives you a waterskin
The jozhal-skinned elf says in Sirihish, grinning:
   "I'm a _Vivaduan_."
>dri water
>say -smirking Eh, then... Let's go.
>n
The Desert Room
<bla bla bla>
A jozhal is lying here, on the verge of death.
>say Hey great! Free food!
>draw steel
>draw steel
>kill jozhal
You slash the jozhal-skinned elf's head, connecting hard
You slash the jozhal-skinned elf's head.
>flee
>flee
>flee
You flee head over heels.
>sigh
>shout I am _sorry_!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on March 24, 2004, 12:18:07 AM
-as a 'rinther elf-

Tell templar (smiling wide) Oooh! I likey yer robes! Can I 'ave 'em?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 24, 2004, 03:02:31 AM
>change ldesc is jumping up and down with joy here.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on March 24, 2004, 03:09:27 AM
>change ldesc is jumping up and down with joy on Cenghiz.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 24, 2004, 05:24:33 AM
Luckily Only my first char was named Cenghiz.. I'm not ready to play a homosexual yet.. My OOC prejudices would not let me.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Loner on March 24, 2004, 11:23:00 AM
Uhhh. Cenghiz. I think you need to take a quick look back at what he just said...
Quote from: "Dracul"
>change ldesc is jumping up and down with joy on Cenghiz.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on March 24, 2004, 12:09:17 PM
Quote
I have always wanted to just have a massive food fight.

The grind fruit in her hair, overturn tables, wing erdlu bones at the bartender type of epic affair. I swear, someone is getting a pie in the face soon.


Seeker


I am *so* down.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Pantoufle on March 25, 2004, 11:54:30 AM
I've always wanted to do this to someone else in the same room as me.

>hide
You search for a good place to hide.

>emote sends:
                  "We're having a technical problem with your character, please type remove all and then drop all so we can fix this.  Thanks."

 :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Comrade Canadia on March 25, 2004, 03:54:05 PM
I always wanted to play a spy who'd wear newbie gear when trying to infiltrate a clan, typo everything, and have obvious trouble with simple commands.

Then I heard someone actually DID this.  For shame!

-Der Comrade
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on March 25, 2004, 06:26:38 PM
Have the urge to start posting false rumors on the IC board.

Although to do it and not be marked twink to a point where I couldn't defend myself.


"some elf mentions he heard...." and then post a big juicy ic rumor. Thats a big fat lie!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on March 25, 2004, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: "Dracul"
Have the urge to start posting false rumors on the IC board.

Although to do it and not be marked twink to a point where I couldn't defend myself.


"some elf mentions he heard...." and then post a big juicy ic rumor. Thats a big fat lie!


It's been done before.

It -is- a rumors board afterall. Not a 'great big facts to take as gospel' board.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on March 26, 2004, 01:23:15 AM
em does a little dance

em makes a little love

em gets down tonight

em gets down tonight
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 26, 2004, 02:49:35 AM
Applying for a halfling magicker, then not killing or stealing from newbie desert sleepers, just covering their surroundings with walls keeping them in the desert.
>think Let him cook a little under Suk-Krath.
>emote reaches for ~pack grinning.
>get red pack
You get a red jasper fork from a dusty jozhal-hide backpack
>get red pack
You get a red jasper knife from a dusty jozhal-hide backpack
>get bandana pack
You get a plain sandcloth bandana from a dusty jozhal-hide backpack
>wear bandana about throat
>ep knife
>es fork
>think I hope he has some fine wine with him.
>change language sirihish
>shout -grinning Human, aren't you cooked yet? I'm starving!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on March 26, 2004, 04:46:09 AM
Quote from: "Cenghiz"
Emoting a rape scene, me and the newbie, when he's down with no stun, then taking him to Vivaduan temple, letting him heal. Doing this again with every mistake he does... We have a saying in Turkish "Sike sike ogretmek..." that could be translated as teaching by fucking, raping once for every mistake... That newbie would learn the game fast.


As someone who experienced violence in RL I find this very, very disturbing. And not funny at all.

Please edit it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on March 26, 2004, 06:20:37 AM
insert "young male looking" ad style here....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on March 26, 2004, 06:25:33 AM
. . .

I dont know why my statement of having experienced violence and asking for a certain degree of sensitivity made you feel the urge to advertise your person and sexual potency in a "young male looking" ad style.

If that tuned you on somehow, for Krath's sake keep it to yourself.

However I dont think its approprite to use the "Armageddon is harsh" quote as an excuse to promote rape emoting and make totally out of place suicide comments.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on March 26, 2004, 10:34:59 AM
Quote from: "jhunter"
A female voice shouts from the west, in sirhish:

"Have you ever felt...you know, not so fresh?!



A male voice shouts from the west, in sirhish:

"Yer snake got no bite?!"

A male voice shouts from the west, in sirhish:

"Feel like yer huntin' with a broken spear?!"

A male voice shouts from the west, in sirhish:

"Come try Bounty, House Kadius new herbal elixer?!"

A male voice shouts from the west, in sirihish:

"We like to call it the quicker, pecker picker-upper!"


Im so going to do that IC, and i have the PC to do it *rubs her hands together*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Sanvean on March 26, 2004, 11:43:06 AM
Be aware that there is a consent rule and that the scenario as Cenghiz has outlined it, which doesn't include getting consent, would result in being banned.

Quote
There are few restrictions on roleplay in Armageddon. If you choose to roleplay adult situations, that is fine. However, before instigating such an act with another player, please OOC to make sure that the role play is consented to. If someone is instigating roleplay that makes you uncomfortable, please OOC that they should stop. If they continue despite being told to stop, please wish up. This rule is not meant to be abused in order to allow characters to escape death/torture/etcetera. Perhaps a good analogy is the movie ratings system: some people may wish to see the details acted out in a way which would deserve an R rating while another, younger player might prefer that the details be communicated in an OOC fashion and left offstage.

Specifically in the case of roleplaying through a rape, the instigator takes on added responsibility. In this case, the instigator absolutely must OOC'ly ask for and must obtain explicit consent from the victim's player prior to involving their character in any emote specifically indicative of the act of rape, no matter how non-graphic you believe it to be.

If you act out a graphic sequence without first obtaining the other player's consent, and the player then complains within a reasonable amount of time (so that the runlogs can be checked and the complaint verified), you will be banned. In such cases, therefore, please use common sense and have respect for other people's sensibilities.


It's Akaramu's right to find that post offensive; it's Cenghiz's right to post what he wants as long as it's within the boundaries of the GDB rules. It's my right, as one of the GDB adminstrators, to delete or edit things that are disruptive to the board. If there continues to be contention about this thread and I receive more emails about it, I'll end up locking it. It's one of the more entertaining threads, overall, so I don't want to be pushed into that.

Could I interject my monthly plea for a little more civility and respect for each other on this board?  You are all human beings drawn from across the globe. It'd be nice to see some give and take among you, rather than all the hostility and slams. Thanks.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on March 26, 2004, 12:47:43 PM
-nod-

Back on topic. :)

The huge, bully half-giant exclaims: "A johzal! Ruuuuuuuun!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on March 26, 2004, 01:33:47 PM
Since I am always loosing a mountain of stuff in crashes.


Wish all Um, I lost my pack in a crash when the game went down, think I can get it back in had a bunch of stuff in it.

someone sends What kind of pack and what was in it?

Wish all it was a canvas backpack, it had a simple wrapped torch, velum ticket, stone chisle, a large coke, chicken nuggets, two cheese burges and frosty...

Wish All Oh and do you think I can get a side of fries with that?

Hide

Emote looks up from a crouched position, hands covering her head in a protective manor..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on March 28, 2004, 09:30:58 PM
I want to have a character named Private Ryan.  Then when I typed "save" the mud would echo Saving Private Ryan.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on March 29, 2004, 02:39:28 AM
the extremely sun-burned man says to the black, skin-fried man, in sirihish:
"Is it just me, or is it hot out here?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on March 29, 2004, 01:43:20 PM
get my char spiced up when Im stoned/etc.
get my char drunk when Im drunk.

That way...if your rp is messed up you have an IC reason for it that is very accurate.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on March 29, 2004, 02:08:49 PM
In a crowded tavern during the peak hours:

Walks into the tavern and begin to chat someone you know of.

say (tilting his head to ~you) How is it going?

emote draws a bone longsword

say Anything new?

emote slashes ~you, barely grazing your body.

emote swiftly dodges %your hit

emote slashes at ~you, but you dodge it out of the way.

say (raising an eyebrow) What is wrong mate, why are you looking shocked?

emo slashes %your arm.
.......
...

And if he says something about you attacking, the answer is:

say (laughing harsly) Man, I told you not to drink that much, (or something like spicing up)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on March 29, 2004, 08:25:32 PM
em marvels at the garden.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on March 30, 2004, 02:32:00 AM
Solve the age old question of "How big are her boobs/his package" by...


Asking the admins to code a feature in at chargen

You are a male - how big is your package?
Your are a female - how big are your boobs?



assess -v woman
She is quite a bit older than you.
She is taller than you.
She weighs about the same as you.
She has large boobs.
The dark-eyed, buxom woman is in excellent condition.
The dark-eyed, buxom woman looks completely rested.

assess -v man
He is quite a bit younger then you.
He is taller then you.
He weights about the same as you.
He has a tiny package.
The dark-eyed burly man is in excellent condition.
The dark-eyed burly man looks completely rested.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jstorrie on March 30, 2004, 03:01:15 AM
I get the urge to <contact Tektolnes>.

ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on March 30, 2004, 05:12:41 AM
Quote from: "jstorrie"
I get the urge to <contact Tektolnes>.

ALL THE FREAKING TIME.


I tried it for several times.  

I also tried "contact Utep"  :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on March 31, 2004, 08:51:52 PM
Name: Destro

Sdesc: The totally-ripped, metal-faced man

Ldesc: As soon as you see this man you are totally in awe of his completely metal face. He is totally ripped and diesel and looks like
he will probably kick your ass if you get to close. When he stares at you, you feel like you might pee.

Background: Destro is totally awesome and bad ass. If anyone gets loud with him he will totally flip out and tear their arms off. He likes to hang out and smoke spliff's with his boy Cobra Commander (see account: CobraIsRad). When they get together, they are an invincible killing force that would make Tek cry for his mom and go all fetal and shit.

Destro and his homey CobraC like to hang out and fight. They mostly fight the Byn when on Zalanathas, but if those pussies from GI Joe ever decide to show, Destro will be happy to flip and wail on them.

Note: Please increase destro's stats to accurately reflect that he is a completely diesle bad-ass terrorist so that I can RP him accurately. If you know any one that wants to die, tell them to create a Duke or Flint char and I will completely kick their asses. Oh yea, you should add Descepticon as a race. You guys rock! Later yo!

EDIT: Also, Destro has decided that he wants to kill all the Borsail Nobles and take over the Crimson Wyverns and train them to be the Zalanthas wing of COBRA!  Then when they are powerful enough they will go through a special portal to earth and totally kick GIJoes ass.

Could destro get a lazer bow mounted on a metal kank?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Nadav on April 08, 2004, 12:20:32 AM
> say (moaning slightly as he chews a piece of his juicy steak) Ignorance is bliss.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: arinohk on April 08, 2004, 12:51:14 PM
I had these horrible urges to beat on templars... I actuall did though :) *cackle*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on April 10, 2004, 12:05:18 AM
Quote from: "Nadav"
> say (moaning slightly as he chews a piece of his juicy steak) Ignorance is bliss.


ROFL!!!!

Oh wow, that was nice.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on April 10, 2004, 08:41:24 PM
While walking through the Salt Flats...

The slender, uppity looking man says, in sirihish:
"I'm tellin' ya, Tiger, this front nine is wickedly hard! Gith bunkers, Mantis traps, and...I've yet to find the green on the first freakin' hole! I thought you said sending me here would be 'good for the game'?!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on April 11, 2004, 03:14:06 AM
Make a dwarf with focus:  Having sex with a templar

Or :  Stealing some steel from the dragon statue at the gates.

I doubt any of those will live long enough to see "You are hungry" message
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on April 11, 2004, 03:31:38 AM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Make a dwarf with focus:  Having sex with a templar

Or :  Stealing some steel from the dragon statue at the gates.
Actually, I reckon you'd live a few months. Depending on how you went at it. If you logged in and started humping every templar you saw, then yeah, you're gunna die. But if you spend a few months planning it, you'll live for those few months. Then you'll die  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Kronus on April 12, 2004, 02:27:21 PM
I've always wanted to make a mindbender named Mu Adeeb and run around hopped up on spice, catch a worm in the salt flats and ride it over the Shield Wall, all while shouting "I am desert power!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on April 12, 2004, 03:55:52 PM
Inside the Main Gate [NESW]

in

You are carrying:
a pinch of viscous black spice

say (speaking to ~guard while rolling ~spice into a fatty) G'day mate...

e (rolling a pinch of black spice into a spliff)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on April 13, 2004, 03:18:31 PM
To make a pc that is a complete cluts and name him Gomer or Gilligan.

He'd have scars and cuts all over him from self-inflicted wounds, missing fingers and toes from dropped weapons...it'll be sweet.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on April 13, 2004, 05:12:46 PM
Make a warrior PC, then make her uber-tough. Find a mantis, kill it and wear the hollowed out carapace head as my PC's helmet..

Walk around raiding and killing.. at the last blow on every person I kill I would…

Emote bends down pulling ~mantis head over her face.

Say Not so OOC now, is it?

Leave a few still alive to start a rumor. Make people believe in the Mantis head..


Hehehehe…
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on April 13, 2004, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: "sarahjc"
Make a warrior PC, then make her uber-tough. Find a mantis, kill it and wear the hollowed out carapace head as my PC's helmet..

Walk around raiding and killing.. at the last blow on every person I kill I would…

Emote bends down pulling ~mantis head over her face.

Say Not so OOC now, is it?

Leave a few still alive to start a rumor. Make people believe in the Mantis head..


Hehehehe…



Muahahahahaha.....brilliant.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on April 13, 2004, 05:16:51 PM
say (screaming as ~guard hauls !me off) It's for medical use only!!!!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on April 13, 2004, 08:59:43 PM
Make a pc with the sdesc the gangly, goateed man and have him run about the city doing things like:


say (chanting as he begins rubbing his ass against ~templar) My bum is on the templar! My bum is on the templar! My bum is on the templar!

emote walks over to ~giant and begins rubbing his ass against ~giant furiously.

say (as he rubs his ass against ~giant) My bum is on the giant! My bum is on the giant! My bum is on the giant!

emote looks over at ~templar, his gaze looking calmly over %templar face.

say (holding his arms out and waving them exaggeratedly) Oooooooh look at me...look at me! I'm Mr. Templar...Mr. Grumpyman!...Oooooohh look at me...I'm scaaarry!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on April 14, 2004, 02:51:07 PM
steal medallion templar
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on April 14, 2004, 04:57:59 PM
emote reaches beneath %templar robes and retrieves a sultry, flower-embroidered purple silk thong, holding it triumphantly over her head as she dashes off.

run

e

e

e

sneak

s

s

hide
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Uglyhead on April 15, 2004, 08:31:31 AM
say (wringing his hands and walking toward ~templar) Excuse me, Mr.Black-robed templar, sir. Yes. Hello. I'd like to speak with Mr.Tektolnes about a concerted ecological strategy to slow and reverse the worldwide desertification process. Does the Highlord have any secretaries or offices where I can make an appointment to see him?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carida on April 15, 2004, 12:50:09 PM
*walks into a tavern at a strange hour with very little people around and tired of solo-rp*

-snooty so and so noble sits here at a table-

say (pulling at my hair with a whiny tone to my voice) Awww.... come on! Rp with me man! Rp with me!! I'm diein' here! Be a puss would ya?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on April 15, 2004, 09:39:27 PM
incriminate self
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on April 15, 2004, 11:16:33 PM
change ldesc is here, staring at a small, stone-carved spoon.

The swarthy-looking red haired man glances at you.

The swarthy-looking red haired man says to you in sirihish: "For feck sakes man! Will you stop starin at that damn spoon!"

tell swarthy (glancing sidelong to !swarthy from ~spoon) There is no spoon.

:tilts his head to the side, ~spoon warps for just a moment then returns to it's normal shape.

:smirks at ~swarthy.

:returns his attention to ~spoon.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on April 18, 2004, 03:08:15 PM
shout (in an irish tone while looking at the wagon driver) You can't push it any faster! It's a wagon, Jim, it can't go any faster than that!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on April 21, 2004, 06:10:14 PM
To: mud@ginka.armageddon.org
Subject: plz incrise my STR

hi yo ive bin prakticing STR w/amos plz boost his STR.

[Attachment:  Logs.txt]

Log1:
>change ldesc is lifting weights here.
e, s, s, s, k servant, flee, e, e, e.
wish all hei can you boost my AGI im ranning a lot.

Log2:
>change ldesc is doing pushups here.
emote lifts weights.
wish all boost my STR, im lifting weights
emote lifts weights.
wish all boost my STR, im lifting weights
emote lifts weights.
wish all boost my STR, im lifting weights


Log3:
>change ldesc is here, training.
emote trains his STR.

...And so on and so forth.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on April 21, 2004, 08:16:48 PM
Log onto the GDB so you can check strange urge thread to find out what your char is going to do today.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on April 21, 2004, 10:44:45 PM
Read the whole fucking "urges" thread at once, spending an hour and 15 minutes doing it.


Does it count as an urge if you actually DO it?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on April 22, 2004, 12:02:04 AM
Become a Byn Sargeant.

No, that isn't the odd urge, that is just step one.  Once I've got the rank to negotiate with clients, I will begin every meeting with:

"What can Brown do for you?"


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Raesanos on April 22, 2004, 01:04:37 AM
Tell a friend to close his or her eyes, then hold up a mantishead poster in front of them, then tell them to open their eyes and yell YOU DIED.
Title: Elite
Post by: on April 22, 2004, 10:30:36 PM
Start an elite squad of mercenaries. Here is the interview process.

Me: OOC: Is your UBER warrior 20 days or more?
Wannaba OOC: uh....No.
Me: OOC: Hit the road you worthless newb!

heh
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on April 23, 2004, 12:22:58 AM
emote hauls off and bitchslaps ~templar.

emote Leaping up onto %templar table, @ yanks out his member and begins thoroughly soaking !templar down with his urine.

say (to ~templar as he hops off the table and throws a cloth rag at !templar) Ye've go' somethin' on yer face.

emote walks through the tavern toward the door at a casual pace.

leave
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on April 23, 2004, 12:26:40 AM
Contact gith
psi Hey! You stupid mother Fu**ker! Imma kill you! your bi**h! And your f**king skinny grandma!
Title: Whaaaat?
Post by: Candi on April 23, 2004, 08:09:34 AM
em casually rolls into the tavern on a pair of purple and orange roller skates.

em chews on a sweet-smelling hunk of bubblegum as she stares around the dusty room, her jaw in constant exaggerated motion as she adjusts the rear of her shiney pink hotpants.

tell bartender (twisting a length of her pigtail on the end of her finger as she continues to chomp at her bubble gum) Ya, man...Can I get, like, a cherry coke?

em blows an enormous pink bubble which expands to the size of her face and explodes with a loud "popping" sound.

say (raising her hand to her mouth and tittering girlishly) Oh look, I got gum all over my face.  



Sorry, I'm over-tired again.  I'll go now.   :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on April 23, 2004, 09:02:49 AM
Quote from: "sacac"
Contact gith
psi Hey! You stupid mother Fu**ker! Imma kill you! your bi**h! And your f**king skinny grandma!


I have already done that a few times.  *shrug* I was bored.
Title: Re: Whaaaat?
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on April 23, 2004, 11:37:00 AM
Quote from: "Candi"
say (raising her hand to her mouth and tittering girlishly) Oh look, I got gum all over my face.  

You misspelled "gum". It starts with a "c".

Love you.
Title: Re: Whaaaat?
Post by: Ralin on April 24, 2004, 03:55:46 PM
Quote from: "The7DeadlyVenomz"
Quote from: "Candi"
say (raising her hand to her mouth and tittering girlishly) Oh look, I got gum all over my face.  

You misspelled "gum". It starts with a "c".

Love you.


 :shock:

Um...I'll go back to reading the children's books now.  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on April 24, 2004, 07:13:22 PM
You find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.

You shout, in sirihish:
     "I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on April 24, 2004, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
You find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.

You shout, in sirihish:
     "I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"


You shout in reply:
    "Is it painful?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on April 25, 2004, 01:17:10 AM
Quote
You find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.

You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"


Haven't done that, but one of my chars did turn to another and ask if they wanted to hold my bulbous sac.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on April 25, 2004, 01:49:42 AM
>Kill someoneweaker
change ldesc is here, beating the shit out of [blah].
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on April 25, 2004, 08:43:03 PM
Make an uber hunter, get some large amount of sids, and go out for hunt with mercy on.

Then beat everything to uncouncious, give each one some coins, and turn back.  Do this after every crush and reboot, and yeah now we have wolves with 50 coins in a RP mud
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on April 26, 2004, 01:42:19 AM
get access to a house's bank account then..

'balance'
'withdraw all'
emote walks very slowly, with a smile on !me face, Despit the back breaking obsidian mine on !me back.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on April 27, 2004, 07:36:10 AM
Create a Zalanthan goth - drovian wannabe.

Hobbies include:
 :twisted:


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on April 27, 2004, 08:22:00 AM
Now, AC... that's the story of my life  :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on April 27, 2004, 08:43:59 AM
I will play a rinther that wears tight clothing, has feathery hair and makeup...with an sdesc mentioning the size/shape/prominence of his package.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on April 27, 2004, 01:41:25 PM
I want to do the same thing as spawnloser, and then steal somebody's baby and be king of the labyrinth.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on April 27, 2004, 03:38:11 PM
Quote from: "spawnloser"
I will play a rinther that wears tight clothing, has feathery hair and makeup...with an sdesc mentioning the size/shape/prominence of his package.


Boo!!!! I already called the David Bowie and the Labyrinth!


:)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on April 27, 2004, 09:19:31 PM
On what page, Bogre? ..and did you phrase it the same way.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on April 28, 2004, 12:52:02 PM
drop 4000 coins buried under 6 feet of sand.

l

A pile of coins is here buried under 6 feet of sand.

think will someone pick it up?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on April 28, 2004, 01:17:24 PM
me me!! I will pick it up for sure.. My char will have an urge to forage for coins... err...  no no.. my char will be Krath-struck and someone will whisper me to dig. Or I will have the urge to look for tracks, then I'll discover that someone has dug a hole here.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on April 28, 2004, 02:25:30 PM
Quote from: "Bogre"
Quote from: "spawnloser"
I will play a rinther that wears tight clothing, has feathery hair and makeup...with an sdesc mentioning the size/shape/prominence of his package.


Boo!!!! I already called the David Bowie and the Labyrinth!


I know people...that when they see the movie...they think he says...

Dance mansa dance!  Jump mansa jump!
Slap that baby make him pee!
Title: The Dragon
Post by: on April 28, 2004, 08:32:27 PM
The Dragon/Mek/Uberbeast has arrived from the west.

The Dragon bites your arm doing horrendous damage.

Shout It's only a flesh wound!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on April 29, 2004, 03:06:28 AM
shout (holding ~sword over !me head) I have the poooooooower!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on April 29, 2004, 02:40:51 PM
In a crowded tavern

>Hide

>emote blows ~you a southern kiss.

Or better

>emote blows ~you a French kiss.

I wonder if it will ever get scanned. :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2004, 08:52:50 PM
Quote from: "spawnloser"
On what page, Bogre? ..and did you phrase it the same way.


Page 9 of this thread, buddy. Go check it out.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on April 29, 2004, 08:57:40 PM
Ahhh, the above was mine, because I'm stupid.
Title: hehe
Post by: on May 02, 2004, 01:27:27 PM
Get a bunch of people together to make a group of spice loving women. Each one will smoke a specific kind of spice and be named after it. We'll travel the world telling the people of Zalanthas about 'girl power'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on May 02, 2004, 01:44:46 PM
can we snort if off of them?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on May 04, 2004, 11:21:06 PM
Quote
...Hell, since lenses are understood on zalanthas, with the huge amount of sunlight, I'm rather suprised nobody has figured out some kind of giant solar sun laser:)


Make a pasty-skinned dwarf with a focus of building a giant, Suk-Krath powered laser.

Name him Dr. Evil.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on May 06, 2004, 02:12:19 PM
Need an accomplice for this one....

change ldesc is here, fucking a templar wildly from behind.

shout Woooooo!  Wooohoooo!  WOAH!  Yeah!  Wooooohoooooo.

You hear a male voice shout from the south, in sirihish;
   "Excuse me!  Templarfucker!  Do you need assistance?"

Praise be to the Broken Lizard.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on May 06, 2004, 02:18:56 PM
LOL

Praise be.

Make a templar that likes to disguise himself as a commoner and lead the others on a chase for the fun of it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Miee on May 06, 2004, 08:44:53 PM
Give my Byn Sarge CPR for a gith spear to head.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Carnage on May 06, 2004, 08:46:14 PM
Quote from: "Miee"
Give my Byn Sarge CPR for a gith spear to head.


A cervical collar or KED would be more appropriate.

Cardiac or respiratory arrest? CPR away, and hope a defribillating Elkrosian comes to the rescue.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on May 14, 2004, 10:38:04 PM
Dwarven focus: Chew tembotooth and kick ass.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on May 16, 2004, 11:16:03 AM
First grab your mul and become uber after 30 days of training etc. Then...
>l e
[Near]
To the east are the Crescent Dunes.
The bulky, newbie man is standing here.
>e
>emote charges into ~man grinning.
>bash man
>change ldesc is beating the bulky, newbie man into a bloody pulp.

Would the imms be angered with this?
Err... You would do it with training weapons of course, not to hear the *beep* before you could type the change ldesc.. Macroing it would be fine, too.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: UnderSeven on May 16, 2004, 11:29:11 AM
I have the urge to form a group of erdlu riding rangers and call them 'chocobo knights'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on May 16, 2004, 12:57:54 PM
Haha, yes. And I'll be Boko the Chocobo!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Chronicle on May 16, 2004, 03:53:44 PM
Upon finding a large nest of baby gortoks:

sa (Approaching the large nest of gortoks, his face holding a sadistic grin)Here little little runt.. I's gonna put ya outta ya misery!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Sir Diealot on May 17, 2004, 03:35:25 AM
At the Docks of the Sea of Silt [NESD]

d
s
s
s
In the Sea of Silt [NEWSD]

change ldesc is here, swimming in the silt.

emote swims here dressed in only a pair of sandcloth shorts.

emote continues to swim here, not noticing the rising fin of the Silt Horror as it snakes out of the Silt.

think (OOC) cello -- dun-uh...dun-uh...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on May 17, 2004, 01:32:07 PM
Uhhmm.. I bet you would meet your mantis head in the first "d" movement.  So you dont need to bother about the horror there
Title: Heh
Post by: Dakkon Black on May 17, 2004, 09:10:15 PM
The black man lays here, near death.

The white-haired man crouches next to the dying body.

The white-haired man says "Clear!"

The white-haired man begins an incantation.

The black man's body jumps as the white-haired man jolts him.

The white-haired man frowns and scowls looking up at the sky

The white-haired man says "Allright, take down high sun as the time of death"

The white-haired man shakes his head saying "I shoulda done it at mon..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cameron0202 on May 19, 2004, 09:36:33 PM
I have always wanted to read the entire odd urges thread, make a long list of all the urges and slowly go through the list completing them all befor I get banned from Arm for doing half the things.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on May 24, 2004, 10:03:49 AM
Create a plaid-shirt wearing half-giant lumberjack named Paul, who together with his blue inix Babe, has a number of wild adventures in the Grey Forest.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on May 24, 2004, 05:36:57 PM
make a lumberjack/bard that constantly sings the monty python "I'm a lumberjack" song.
Title: Heh
Post by: Dakkon Black on May 24, 2004, 06:44:02 PM
During an intense rpt where your entire force is surrounded by literal hordes of mantis pouring over all the hills and dunes in every direction.

The light-brown haired woman holds her hands out and loudly sings "The Hills are aliiiiive, with the sound of mantiiiiiiss...."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on May 27, 2004, 07:20:21 AM
Join the Byn and try to become a Sergeant, with a merchant guild character.

Hey, it could happen.  After a few years he'd have a good grasp of the theory of fighting, even if he was far from the best fighter himself.  Characters don't know what guild they are, so he'd have no reason to think he couldn't learn if he just stuck with it.  Besides, becoming a sergeant in the 'Byn is kinda like becoming an assistant manager at a McDonalds or 7-11, if you hang around long enough you are bound to get promoted.  :twisted:  There is more to leadership than kicking ass, a merchant/sergeant would just need to go about it differently than the typical buff warrior.

I'm just not sure if I could hang in there long enough.  There would be many months of getting kicked around the sparring ring and ridiculed before you could prove yourself in ways other than sparring ability.  So, I guess this will remain just an urge.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on May 27, 2004, 11:19:43 PM
Quote
before you could prove yourself


Yeah, before you get a chance to wow them with your amazing 'haggling' ability, right?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Meatwad on May 27, 2004, 11:21:26 PM
View your sparring partners throat.
Offer them 40 sid if they slit it.
Barter.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on May 28, 2004, 11:45:02 AM
The uber, gruff warrior says, "Owie! I have a booboo! Kiss it and make it better, pwease?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2004, 06:23:17 PM
Walk into a crowded tavern and type emote spits on you
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on June 04, 2004, 11:10:05 PM
Applying for an imm, being accepted, then playing the players' basic instinct.....

The hidden krathi is sitting at the bar.
......
The hidden Drovian has arrived from the west, his head bowed.
>send echo krathi You feel a shiver in your spine as you feel cold.
>send echo drovian It's too light inside here, hurting your eyes and searing your brain.
.............
  or;
.............
The gemmed rukkian is sitting at the bar, head bowed.
The gemmed whiran is sitting at the bar, looking around smiling.
The gemmed vivaduan is sitting at the bar, cooling his face with a fan.
.......
The hidden Nilazi has arrived from north.
>send echo rukkian Fear bursts in your mind!
>send echo whiran Fear bursts in your mind!
>send echo vivaduan Fear bursts in your mind!
>send echo nilazi An urge to devour flickers in your mind.
.............
Wouldn't that be fun? *sigh* They don't make you an imm just to mess with the players eh?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on June 04, 2004, 11:35:24 PM
My biggest urge has always been to RP .... one of these days, one of these days.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on June 04, 2004, 11:43:09 PM
I've always had the urge to call Dirr american..
I mean it makes sense because of freedom of speech, freedom of religion.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on June 04, 2004, 11:50:25 PM
And I'll sue you for libel, just like an american.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: flashz00 on June 06, 2004, 09:02:44 PM
Suddenly after reading the post of a RPT coming up in 'Nak, I have got the urge to ask in game, 'So what you think will happen in the RPT tonight'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on June 07, 2004, 09:07:52 AM
I am so tempted to make another GDB account...
Quote
We have 999 registered users
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on June 08, 2004, 03:45:26 PM
change ldesc is here chillaxing at a table.

***

change ldesc is here getting his freak on.

***

change ldesc is here dishing out a can of whoop-ass.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on June 08, 2004, 04:22:08 PM
Heheh...nice.

change ldesc is here getting stoned, munching on a bag of Doritos.

change ldesc is here examining his privates with a look of concern.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on June 08, 2004, 07:00:08 PM
change ldesc is here, spanking a Noble.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ix Machina on June 08, 2004, 09:47:14 PM
Spanking the noble sounds like you're doing something dirty.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on June 08, 2004, 09:58:15 PM
Tugging at his crotch with a suggestive leer, the scruffy-bearded man says to you, in sirihish:
"Yer wantin' some noble treatment, eh, miss priss? Got yer noble treatment right here.."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on June 09, 2004, 11:53:34 AM
Quote from: "Ix Machina"
Spanking the noble sounds like you're doing something dirty.


Which is why you don't emote and let the player figure it out.  :D

Guard One asks you, as he looks about the tavern full of women, "How do we find a thief in a place like this?"

You say to Guard One, grabbing your crotch and walking forward, "Follow your kank, bleet, bleet, bleet."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on June 09, 2004, 12:58:50 PM
The dread-locked g-dawg is here.

The dread-locked g-dawg says in labrynth-accented sirihish, "Yo dawg, I be bling-bling wit da noblez ice, dawg, I got a piece o' platinum chain, yo!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on June 11, 2004, 04:42:20 AM
Crouched, the gaunt, pale-skinned creature speaks carefully as he carresses the glowing surface of his purple-glow crystal, "Mine.. My.. My very own, precious.."

As a rough mercenary reaches down to snatch the glowing crystal from the gaunt, pale-skinned man's hands, he writhes in an eerie yell, "Filthly human-it's tries to take the precious! Its mine!"

After running several streets away from the rough mercenary, the gaunt, pale-skinned man begins talking softly, his sights set on the purple glowing crystal in his hands, "We've got to hide you precious.. Don't want none of des trixie human-its takin' ya."

Taking several glances over his shoulder, the gaunt, pale-skinned man takes the purple glowcrystal in his right hand as he bends forward. Pulling his left butt cheek to the side, the gaunt, pale-skinned man grins carefully at his cleaverness.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ShaLeah on June 11, 2004, 05:33:21 AM
Quote from: "Xerokine"
Taking several glances over his shoulder, the gaunt, pale-skinned man takes the purple glowcrystal in his right hand as he bends forward. Pulling his left butt cheek to the side, the gaunt, pale-skinned man grins carefully at his cleaverness.


The gaunt, pale-skinned man stands in the shadows, a faint purple light glowing below his hips?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on June 11, 2004, 10:04:58 AM
Quote
The gaunt, pale-skinned man stands in the shadows, a faint purple light glowing below his hips?


Wow... I've been proven wrong.

There *IS* a way to get ground effects (as you would on a car) in game.

I guess I owe spawnloser breakfast.

(Yes, this conversation really did happen)

---------------

My odd urge, so as to not derail:

When running across the open grasslands


shout Ohhhhhhhhh!  The Hillllllllls are alivvvveeeee with the sound of muuuuuuusiiiic
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on June 12, 2004, 03:54:29 PM
Quote from: "ShaLeah"
Quote from: "Xerokine"
Taking several glances over his shoulder, the gaunt, pale-skinned man takes the purple glowcrystal in his right hand as he bends forward. Pulling his left butt cheek to the side, the gaunt, pale-skinned man grins carefully at his cleaverness.


The gaunt, pale-skinned man stands in the shadows, a faint purple light glowing below his hips?


Ohhh! -Tail- lights! Gotcha! :)

Watching seven little halflings pass, you begin to hear the song, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to 'Nak we go, tra la la la, tra la la la, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.........HI HOE!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on June 12, 2004, 04:17:11 PM
After being subdued by a large black skinned soldier, the black skinned thief growls loudly, "This black on black crime has got to stop brotha!"



Being escorted to the city-state prison, the young man with black hair speaks in an almost pathetic voice in an attempt to be freed, "Your a Templar.. I give up the mu-lah!!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vettrock on June 12, 2004, 05:38:40 PM
After being subdued by a soldier.

The black skinned man shouts 'I want my rights!.  This is just like Rodney King.  You're violatin' my civil rights'
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on June 13, 2004, 10:54:59 AM
Create an evil sorcerer psion bent on making a castle out of glow crystals.  


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Irathu on June 13, 2004, 11:07:24 PM

Lead a group of human warriors and one dwarven ranger in a wagon into a group of mantis, bale out and comence to try and erradicate them all the while acting out scenes from the movie Aliens. And right before all the mantis erradicate my band:

shout (looking around with fear in his eyes) Game over man, Game over!

Then jump into the wagon and see how far we can make it before we are erradicated.

Just a thought :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on June 13, 2004, 11:47:41 PM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
Create an evil sorcerer psion bent on making a castle out of glow crystals.  


AC


Damn, you got to it first.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: PonchosAreGoodPonchosCanB on June 14, 2004, 12:29:17 AM
light torch;throw torch hamper

emote strips down and prances around ~hamper as the flames ignite the cloth materials within, gradually creating a bon-fire within the wooden chamber.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on June 19, 2004, 11:52:54 PM
ep scissors

look TorScorpion

tell Tor (idly opening ~scissors as he looks to !tor, speaking absently and with a slightly high-pitched voice) G'day mate.

emote extends ~scissors forward and cuts %tor shoulder strap.

say (making his way outside) Shade 'n water, mate.

north (throwing a pair of bone scissors at a passing mul)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on June 24, 2004, 01:20:00 AM
Sit in Red Storm.  Write a rumor about rainfall in Allanak.


End it with 'a silt horror has arrived from the east'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Pantoufle on June 24, 2004, 03:36:49 PM
Yesterday I tried to give some NPC chick an item and it said that she is a mount and I should use the pack command.

Needless to say, I had a very strong urge to mount her.   :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on June 24, 2004, 06:28:42 PM
That's happened to me with an animated NPC templar.

The urge to type >mount templar was almost too strong.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on June 24, 2004, 08:20:42 PM
I'm with you on that one, Pantoufle.  I came across an NPC that I was required to give something to...and couldn't.
Title: Bad Thoughts...
Post by: InsertCleverNameHere on June 25, 2004, 01:52:39 PM
I haven't posted on the GDB before. But I've read random posts and topics. And I read this one.. the WHOLE thing in one sitting, last night. So I sign on to play... And there's all these evil wicked thoughts floating in my head from everyone elses ideas. I'm so gonna be dead.  :?

But just to add my (wishful thinking) interesting idea, get special app'd for a jozhal, or quirri.. Something with a long tail that's tame enough to be another PC's pet. Then if they do actually pet it and get anywhere near the hind end, use the think and "Hey, that's my tail! That's my personal tail, aw you're gonna break it off..."  :wink:

Inspired by (somebodies.. forget who's..) post about making the Shrok HG.  :D

--- InsertCleverNameHere ... ICNH... NICH?

Eh.. I haven't slept in 24 hours...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Seethe on June 27, 2004, 01:58:56 PM
I'm much too terrified of what might happen...but the urge is there.

contact tektolnes
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on June 27, 2004, 09:55:03 PM
You contact a red-eyed dragon.
You suddenly die!
Welcome to Armageddon!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on June 28, 2004, 09:08:33 PM
A ragged child runs along, playing with a lump of dung.

> steal dung child

Got it!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ralin on July 02, 2004, 02:19:51 AM
While mudsexing, and getting the 'you are hungry' and then the 'you are famished' messages.

think:
"Hello? I -am- eating ya know!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SpyGuy on July 02, 2004, 11:40:54 AM
Inspired by the AC and Bestatte's enlightening posts on female masturbation:

Create a female social PC that does nothing but quietly masturbate in public.

change ldesc The generic woman sits here crosslegged, bouncing her top leg lightly.

emote bounces lightly atop ~kank, a faint grin growing across her lips.

etc.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ender on July 02, 2004, 01:28:12 PM
the gruff and tumble mercenary tells the rougey and shadowy elf:
"Ya kankshitin' piece of 'rinth filth, I outta wring your long neck."

The rougey and shadowy elf says:
"Bring it ya roundeared feck!"

a spikey haired man wearing flourescent orange hammer pants runs in shouting while wildly gesticulating his hands in the air:
"Ah heeeeellll naww!  DANCE OFF!"

The gruff and tumble mercenary dives forward planting a hand stand twirling his legs in the air while rotating his body.

the spikey haired man tells the rougey and shadowy elf:
"Your ass GOT SERVED!"

the roguey and shadowy elf runs out of the tavern sobbing histerically.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on July 02, 2004, 05:12:49 PM
Capture a halfling pc.
say it is an NPC
Dress them up in baby clothes and get them tattooed until they retire :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on July 07, 2004, 04:44:37 PM
When you need a character stored or retired or dead:

>wish Halaster Be creative please
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Leonidas on July 07, 2004, 10:39:51 PM
When you see a PC you might really hate, near death and calling for help.
Whether he is in the city or outside, I always have an urge just to draw and kill.
Then parade his head around for a bit.
Until it gets lame.

Andrew
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on July 08, 2004, 12:10:12 AM
Selling 1 set razor wraps, 3k sid, send psi to Tektolnez888
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on July 08, 2004, 01:24:57 AM
Ok, so you've heard the post about wanting to mount some NPC templar or shopkeeper or immortal animated NPC because they are classified as a mount.

What if you . . . hitched them instead?



Mwahahah.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on July 08, 2004, 02:50:22 AM
Emote farting in the middle of mudsex.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on July 08, 2004, 04:18:44 PM
Quote from: "Seethe"
I'm much too terrified of what might happen...but the urge is there.

contact tektolnes


You contact a human soldier of Tektolnes by use of the way.

Sorry to disappoint.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on July 08, 2004, 06:17:52 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
Quote from: "Seethe"
I'm much too terrified of what might happen...but the urge is there.

contact tektolnes


You contact a human soldier of Tektolnes by use of the way.

Sorry to disappoint.


Brave man.
Title: I like just making strange characters
Post by: deinol on July 10, 2004, 05:15:44 AM
One of these days I will get the courage to play a blind beggar. I'm not sure if it matters what class I am. As long as I manage to get one of the immorts to turn the blind flag on permanently. How long before someone leads me to my death, or would I find some small ammount of compassion on arm?

Nah.
Deinol
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on July 10, 2004, 11:41:42 AM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
Quote from: "Seethe"
I'm much too terrified of what might happen...but the urge is there.

contact tektolnes


You contact a human soldier of Tektolnes by use of the way.

Sorry to disappoint.


You may want to try using the # option, as in 16.Tektolnes.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on July 12, 2004, 08:36:28 PM
Put your waterskin into your backpack, then trap the backpack.

Then pass through the nakki gates, to see what happens
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 12, 2004, 10:05:02 PM
Ever since the scar guy in the Hall of Kings started supplying the empty eyesocket scars, I have the almost irresistable urge to put empty eyesockets all over my PC's body whenever I am there.  Eyesockets on my back, torso, ankles, hands, wrists, legs, shoulders . . . oh yeah.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on July 14, 2004, 04:51:31 PM
Kill some stilt lizards.  Make boots out of the hide.  Walk around on your new stilts.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on July 14, 2004, 04:55:04 PM
Heheh...that's an awesome one JGG. 8)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on July 14, 2004, 05:31:14 PM
Okay, this is a GDB odd urge:

Get on the current thread about magickers in Allanak and explain that magickers have a bad name, and that they don' really eat babies.  They are a peaceful, ancient religion that has been passed down to modern times in families.

Magickers are huggy-bunnies, victims of the slander of the powers-that-be.

Heh.

Morrolan
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on July 14, 2004, 05:34:35 PM
Well, then my next char will be a magicker who eats babies. I guess that would verify the ongoing rumors.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Sakra on July 16, 2004, 09:27:59 AM
A dwarf with the focus of having the largest gut in the known world.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on July 16, 2004, 09:39:06 AM
A dwarf with a focus to capture about fifty halflings alive, put them in cages and figure out a way to cross-breed them with half-giants. Then use his new army of super-strong, speedy morons to take over the known world.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on July 16, 2004, 11:13:15 AM
Corinne, if it wasn't for the fact that you are very cute ... You should have been shot for this thread a LONG time ago.


Creep
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on July 16, 2004, 02:21:31 PM
A dwarf with the focus of making a mulgithling.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Forest Junkie on July 16, 2004, 02:31:27 PM
Quote from: "Delirium"
A dwarf with the focus of making a mulgithling.


 :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on July 16, 2004, 03:56:21 PM
Starting a clan of nudists in Tuluk.

I'll be the ugly female dwarf.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: wizturbo on July 16, 2004, 05:18:20 PM
Quote from: "Akaramu"
Starting a clan of nudists in Tuluk.

I'll be the ugly female dwarf.


Boo.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on July 17, 2004, 05:37:32 PM
Approaching the jail cell entry:

sa (Glancing towards the nearby Templar overseeing ^me escorting) Hey! Hey! Wait.. you've got a collect telepathic message from Tektolnes. He says you remind him of a very small elven cock, dickface!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on July 17, 2004, 07:27:01 PM
Have a PC that catches and vividly emotes every single one of these: http://www.armageddon.org/general/illness.html
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bug on July 19, 2004, 01:18:04 AM
After reading this...

>emote dies laughing.
>suicide

Lame, but very appropriate :) I've been laughing at this thread for a while now. "Hey, Kankfucker, you need assistance?" is my favorite :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marshmellow on July 21, 2004, 08:51:32 AM
RPT in the Grey Forest!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: trachsis on July 21, 2004, 09:27:43 AM
Sdesc:  The tall, board-faced man
Keywords:  Bob Robert Bobby board tall faced

Go into a bar...

"Someone up for a game of darts?"

...wait for the crimflag code to kick in...

Get rich.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 21, 2004, 02:32:17 PM
Create a whiran named Shap.



I WANNA BE A FLYIN SHAP!


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on July 21, 2004, 04:29:55 PM
I always wanna rip book characters from the classics, and adapt them to Armageddon. Like, Gavroche, or Shane, or, Don Quixote.

I usually chicken out and just settle for some one of a similiar type. Ah well.

>
The tall darkly clad man moves north, riding on a kank, holding his side, bleeding.
>
The little boy shouts, "Shane! Don't go Shane! Shane!"
>
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xygax on July 21, 2004, 05:29:27 PM
Agent_137:  As long as your plagiarism isn't obvious, this can be a great technique for creating interesting, layered characters.  Don Quixote stuck in Zalanthas might be pretty neat, for example, as long as he wasn't doing something utterly anachronistic, like chasing windmills.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on July 21, 2004, 05:55:19 PM
perhaps he could chase half giants, thinking they were windmills.

:mrgreen:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on July 21, 2004, 10:00:21 PM
Quote from: "Agent_137"
I always wanna rip book characters from the classics, and adapt them to Armageddon. Like, Gavroche, or Shane, or, Don Quixote.

I usually chicken out and just settle for some one of a similiar type. Ah well.

>
The tall darkly clad man moves north, riding on a kank, holding his side, bleeding.
>
The little boy shouts, "Shane! Don't go Shane! Shane!"
>


I hate you.  :x

Hate.  :shock:

I had to read that book, and watch that damned movie.  :shock:

And you reminded me of it. ;)
 :evil:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on July 21, 2004, 10:10:05 PM
The book owned. You just have no taste.

:mrgreen:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on July 22, 2004, 12:41:47 AM
Quote from: "Agent_137"
The book owned. You just have no taste.

:mrgreen:


amd....what book was this?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on July 22, 2004, 01:38:53 AM
Shane.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0553271105/qid=1090474717/sr=8-2/ref=pd_ka_2/102-2178174-0832943?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Shoka Windrunner on July 22, 2004, 07:17:51 AM
I just had the urge to quote the comedian Ron White.  And I did.




talk I got tossed out of a tavern in Tuluk.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "I got tossed out of a tavern in Tuluk."



talk when I say tossed, I don't mean we walked to the door and I told everyone,
'I got to go guys...'  I mean six bouncers hurled me like a frisbee out into the street.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "when I say tossed, I don't mean we walked to the door and I told everyone, 'I got to go guys...'  I mean six bouncers hurled me like a frisbee out into the street."


talk What happened was I went in there and had my hood up, and this bouncer comes over and says, 'Hey!  We don't allow people to have their hoods up in here!  Only elves around here where their ho
ods up in town...

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "What happened was I went in there and had my hood up, and this bouncer comes over and says, 'Hey!  We don't al
low people to have their hoods up in here!  Only elves around here where their hoods up in town..."

talk And we're trying to keep them out of the bar!  I said sorry, where I'm from the only way to know if they are an elf is if...they look like you.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "And we're trying to keep them out of the bar!  I said sorry, where I'm from the only way to know if they are a
n elf is if...they look like you."

talk but he left and I started drinking and I forgot...You ever forget?  I did.  I put my hood back up and he walked over and poked me in the shoulder and said, 'Yer outta here!'

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "but he left and I started drinking and I forgot...You ever forget?  I did.  I put my hood back up and he walke
d over and poked me in the shoulder and said, 'Yer outta here!'"

talk I said I don't think so bucko.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "I said I don't think so bucko."

talk I was wrong.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "I was wrong."



talk They squared off with me in the street and I backed down...cause I didn't know how many it would have taken to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "They squared off with me in the street and I backed down...cause I didn't know how many it would have taken to
 kick my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use."

talk it was a good night let me tell ya.

At your seat, you say in sirihish:
     "it was a good night let me tell ya."


I couldn't help it.  

Couppins!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 22, 2004, 07:27:26 AM
>mount mekillot



Angela Christine
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Mr.Camel on July 22, 2004, 08:11:13 AM
k mekillot
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: My 2 sids on July 22, 2004, 08:58:06 AM
The trashy-looking, pale-skinned mother says to the red-headed, young whore in southern accented Sirihish, “Here’s your one chance, Fancy don’t let me down.”
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2004, 05:27:21 PM
emo gives you a rusty trombone.
Title: The trouble with player-staff meetings . . .
Post by: Angela Christine on July 23, 2004, 11:09:45 PM
>k Sanvean
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on July 23, 2004, 11:10:32 PM
>kiss halaster
Title: Re: The trouble with player-staff meetings . . .
Post by: Ghost on July 24, 2004, 12:17:15 AM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
>k Sanvean


Damn AC, you are just faster.  I was too into the meeting stuff.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on July 24, 2004, 01:35:12 AM
I had the incredible urge to "Steal staff Halastar"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on July 24, 2004, 01:36:48 AM
Nevermind
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Forest Junkie on July 24, 2004, 11:46:11 AM
Don't try this:

>kill halaster

You just swipe up in the air at them. Yes I did try this, when I was but a lass, years ago =)

I thank you much, whichever staffer you were, for not slaying me on sight ;)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on July 24, 2004, 05:51:48 PM
I just wanted to hug Sanvean. But that would have been unnecessary spam.  :cry:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on July 24, 2004, 10:25:23 PM
whisper dwarf (Leaning closely forward) Welcome to Armageddon.

Sap dwarf

kill dwarf
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 25, 2004, 12:37:29 AM
>say The trouble with Whirans is that the ones that don't suck, blow.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on July 26, 2004, 01:50:05 AM
say (lifting ~mug into the air at the dragon-carved table) To Sid an' Nancy!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on July 26, 2004, 02:21:19 PM
Quote
By what name dost thou wish to hail?


Dildor

Quote
Short description:


The bulbous-headed dwarf
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: PonchosAreGoodPonchosCanB on July 26, 2004, 03:19:02 PM
The dildo-nosed dwarf

The dwarf you see before you bears smooth though leathery-tough skin. His nose, being the most pronounced feature of his form, extends roughly a cord out with an irregularly shaped end. While of stocky build, he is similar to all other dwarves in muscularity and form save for his dildo-like nose.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on July 27, 2004, 06:04:21 AM
>subdue mekillot
>mount kank
>n
>n
>n



AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bran on July 27, 2004, 10:40:04 AM
I wanna make a PC named Siegford, go to the 'rinth, make a band of bandits, then, go out to the dessert, and have something like this happen...

> say Huh, what's that?
  emote points at a shiny silverly yet fleshy greatsword
  The band goes there.
  get greatsword
  emote suddenly wields the greatsword, massacreing all of the bandits besides himself as he is coated in metal armor from head to toe, before dieing.

Then make a new character, name him Nightmare, and run around Allanak killing everyone, then walking up to a immortal that appears.
 > kill immortal
  With a great slash of the Soul Edge, you kill the immortal!
  emote looks at the immortal's body as a white substance comes out
  get Immortal Soul
  eat Immortal soul
  say Souls....more souls!

Yeah, I play soul cailbur 2 to much.
Title: Re: The trouble with player-staff meetings . . .
Post by: Vettrock on July 28, 2004, 12:34:16 PM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
>k Sanvean


Damn AC, you are just faster.  I was too into the meeting stuff.


You both wanted to kiss Sanvean?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on July 28, 2004, 04:25:23 PM
Yep. :))  
And I also wanted to try a "kill Sanvean" but..  Well, that was less an urge.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Candi on July 28, 2004, 06:30:14 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
Quote
By what name dost thou wish to hail?


Dildor

Quote
Short description:


The bulbous-headed dwarf


ROFL
Okay, I just had to come out of hiding to say...that is Funny.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on July 28, 2004, 08:15:44 PM
I miss you Candi.  Send me a postcard from whatever hole you crawled into.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on July 29, 2004, 03:52:53 PM
Inspired by the thread on dropping items...

drop brick ~ is here, hovering in the air exactly the way that bricks don't.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on July 29, 2004, 04:28:53 PM
Be my mulish lust slave, JGG.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on July 30, 2004, 10:40:45 AM
Hmm.  That'd be alright, I guess.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on July 30, 2004, 11:24:12 AM
...stomping on a sleeping VNPC dwarf with your h-giant accidentally, then rushing him to Vivadu's in tears....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Nadav on July 30, 2004, 01:43:32 PM
Quote from: "JollyGreenGiant"
Inspired by the thread on dropping items...

drop brick ~ is here, hovering in the air exactly the way that bricks don't.


Hahahaha. Hahahahahaha.

Ahem, anyway.

 :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on July 31, 2004, 02:45:45 PM
App for a d-elf with the sdesc: the orange-legged, purple-combed elf

Name him Roadrunner.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SpyGuy on July 31, 2004, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: "jhunter"
App for a d-elf with the sdesc: the orange-legged, purple-combed elf

Name him Roadrunner.


Can I play the brown-furred, long-snouted gith?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on August 01, 2004, 01:27:49 AM
Quote from: "SpyGuy"
Quote from: "jhunter"
App for a d-elf with the sdesc: the orange-legged, purple-combed elf

Name him Roadrunner.


Can I play the brown-furred, long-snouted gith?


No prob, but we got to trade off once in a while. 8)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on August 01, 2004, 02:42:26 AM
And I shall be the rabbit-eared half-giant.

The rabbit-eared half-giant says, in sirihish:
     "So uhh, yeh.  I'm steppin in fer Roadrunner today."

The rabbit-eared half-giant draws a massive, spiked club.

The rabbit-eared half-giant bludgeons the brown-furred, long-snouted gith on his body, doing horrendous damage.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on August 01, 2004, 01:04:49 PM
ROFL!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bestatte on August 01, 2004, 01:27:55 PM
And I will be the petite yellow-feathered kylori.

Swooping down and pointing accusingly toward the west, "I did, I did, I DID thaw a puddy-tat!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on August 02, 2004, 09:55:37 AM
1. Make a mindbender/guard... Train subduing too, in a way. Just do it I don't care how you do it.

2. Make a few friends from rebels in a city. Someone who thinks Tek or Muk is bad. Hang around with them a lot of time, then after necessary tests of trust, reveal your real identity.

3. Tell all your friends that you're going to find Tek's mind and hurt him.

4. Wish up with your new 5-day-old weak mindbender. Tell the imms that you would like to find Tek's mind.

5. 99%, something will make you crazy. You won't feel good, going nuts.. Good. That's what we want.

6. Run away. Run from the city blubbering, drooling etc. Find any human sized creatures around.

7. Subdue the creature. Hold him tight.

8. Ask the creature: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"

9. Go to step eight till the creature answers you, or you die of hunger or thirst.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on August 02, 2004, 10:23:14 AM
Not sure if this has been written down, but an urge for myself would be..

Snorting two lines of Zharal, along the entire length of a black-robed templar's spine. And i dont mean thin little lines, im talking about thick lines of Zharal.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Raesanos on August 02, 2004, 12:13:15 PM
Certain staff members have the ability to damage all PCs and NPCs in the game by a specified amount with one command.  I think the resulting urges speak for themselves.

I want to kill everyone.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on August 02, 2004, 01:05:59 PM
Rofl.

wish all Can we have some sort of disaster please? Just blame it on one of the kings having a cold and letting loose with a psionic fart eh?

Everyone who plays starting over with brand new pcs at the same time...that would be interesting...although I think waiting to get approved would be a nightmare. :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on August 03, 2004, 12:34:37 AM
make a pc "The perfect, sexually-formed Femme"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Naugthy By Nature on August 03, 2004, 05:02:39 AM
drop pants WARNING: If you just entered this room you are walking into a HIGHLY sexual EMOTED situation involving two or more pcs and maybe some small animals. Anyone who might be offended by this should leave now and step over ~
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on August 03, 2004, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: "Naugthy By Nature"
and maybe some small animals.



Lollerskates!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ArmrA on August 03, 2004, 01:12:16 PM
Create a half-giant, spend all my time in the sands waiting on that right PC, then subdue him and say:
"I will love him, and squeeze him, and cuddle him, and I will name him George."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on August 04, 2004, 12:42:49 AM
Did that.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on August 04, 2004, 01:09:00 AM
Create a halfling female with the smallest height and weight allowed.  Sdesc:  the little woman.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ArmrA on August 04, 2004, 01:33:00 AM
Quote from: "X-D"
Did that.


Did you spank them for being bad too? :-D

Create a pc with the most commonly used mdesc, make him look like the average joe, then give him the sdesc 'that guy'.

Templar: "Who commited the crime?"

Everyone in the tavern: "That guy!"

think Uh oh...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: X-D on August 04, 2004, 02:23:35 AM
Quote
Did you spank them for being bad too?  



Yes, then they stopped moving, my Half-giant was sad..had to find a new george.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on August 04, 2004, 08:17:31 AM
Quote from: "ArmrA"
Create a half-giant, spend all my time in the sands waiting on that right PC, then subdue him and say:
"I will love him, and squeeze him, and cuddle him, and I will name him George."



Quote from: "X-D"
Did that.

Quote from: "X-D"
Quote

Did you spank them for being bad too?


 
Yes, then they stopped moving, my Half-giant was sad..had to find a new george.


You know, there are alot of reasons to love this game
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on August 04, 2004, 10:15:46 AM
The discussion of House Kablammo reminded me that I've always wanted to create an Allanaki commoner named Guy Fawkes...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on August 04, 2004, 01:09:50 PM
I always have the urge to "attack guy with powerfuly built body that is wearing newbie clothes"
Just to see how strong they are..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on August 04, 2004, 02:24:43 PM
I sometimes resist the urge to emote drawing my dagger's blade over the perfect, unblemished, scarless face of a f-me fighter type PC and...

say (offering a gracious smile to ~bloody-faced person) There honey, now you look like a real warrior. It will help you get a job as something other than a whore, dont you think?

p.s. I'm evil and proud of it.  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Krath on August 04, 2004, 02:30:22 PM
Drop Venomz off the Suburbs of Ohio :-D

Oh wait we are talking In game..Damnit.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on August 05, 2004, 12:33:42 AM
OFF TOPIC:
Quote from: "Krath"
Drop Venomz off the Suburbs of Ohio :-D

Oh wait we are talking In game..Damnit.

I'm already in South Fucking-Carolina. What the fuck else do you need? We get hurricanes out here, big-ass bugs, floods, bad drivers, tiny-ass roads, no shoulders, hicks, rednecks...

Fuck Ohio.

ON TOPIC:
I have the urge at times to donate money to those in greater need than me, such as the beggars, noble-guards, most nobles...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: spawnloser on August 05, 2004, 09:13:19 AM
Quote from: "The7DeadlyVenomz"
I have the urge at times to donate money to those in greater need than me, such as the beggars, noble-guards, most nobles...
I get that urge with my current character too...it's odd.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: gofmk on August 06, 2004, 12:55:33 AM
TheSevenDeadlyVenomz wrote:
Quote

Fuck Ohio.


Yep, Ohio's fucked.  :wink:

Urges.. moving through the heart of the city, my kank stops suddenly, dropping a big load of shit on a dwarf that was following too close behind. Too bad for the dwarf, huh? Actually.. I think it may have happened once.. with an unfortunate virtual dwarf..

Edited: I messed up the quote, had to make it 'readable'.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on August 06, 2004, 01:59:55 AM
I have always had the urge to flame Sanvean on here..
but I'm scared.. and yea.. Sanvean.. please don't read this? Or forget it right now?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vettrock on August 06, 2004, 03:53:49 AM
Create a prostitute character and fade to black with every client.  Considering when you fade to black, everything DID happen, it shouldn't effect how your character plays, but I have a feeling I wouldn't get any repeat business.

*chuckle*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Callisto on August 06, 2004, 08:34:38 AM
Quote from: "Vettrock"
Create a prostitute character and fade to black with every client.  Considering when you fade to black, everything DID happen, it shouldn't effect how your character plays, but I have a feeling I wouldn't get any repeat business.


Nope.

If you RP the scene, you can make 500-1000 'sid a pop, though. I've seen it happen to a number of characters.

Uh.. maybe pop wasn't the best word..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Callisto on August 06, 2004, 08:38:02 AM
Quote from: "Akaramu"
I sometimes resist the urge to emote drawing my dagger's blade over the perfect, unblemished, scarless face of a f-me fighter type PC and...

say (offering a gracious smile to ~bloody-faced person) There honey, now you look like a real warrior. It will help you get a job as something other than a whore, dont you think?

p.s. I'm evil and proud of it.  :twisted:


I find that absolutely hilarious.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on August 09, 2004, 04:45:28 AM
Send this as a special app:

name Amos
sdesc the glossy-shelled, four-armed mul
guild psionicist
subguild thug

background: Amos was just an average psionic teenager, until one day in Devotions, he was bitten by a radioactive Nilazi scrab, and his life will never be the same again.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Halaster on August 09, 2004, 11:02:27 AM
I sometimes have the urge to:

force elf kill human

force mul emote kisses ~templar

or to just find Mansa's character and kill it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vettrock on August 09, 2004, 12:16:04 PM
Quote from: "Larrath"
Send this as a special app:

name Amos
sdesc the glossy-shelled, four-armed mul
guild psionicist
subguild thug

background: Amos was just an average psionic teenager, until one day in Devotions, he was bitten by a radioactive Nilazi scrab, and his life will never be the same again.

Dude only humans can by psionists, probably because muls would have too many stiun points.

What this isn't ask the players forum?  Oh this is odd urges, in that case I sometimes have the odd urge to correct people, even though I know they weren't really serious.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on August 09, 2004, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: "Vettrock"
Quote from: "Larrath"
Send this as a special app:

name Amos
sdesc the glossy-shelled, four-armed mul
guild psionicist
subguild thug

background: Amos was just an average psionic teenager, until one day in Devotions, he was bitten by a radioactive Nilazi scrab, and his life will never be the same again.

Dude only humans can by psionists, probably because muls would have too many stiun points.

What this isn't ask the players forum?  Oh this is odd urges, in that case I sometimes have the odd urge to correct people, even though I know they weren't really serious.


Maybe he was a normal psionic human  teenager before being bitten by the radioactic scrab?  The scrab infected him with both insectoid and mulish characteristics, because it had eaten a lot of dwarves lately.

I often have the urge to speculate wildly.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ashyom on August 09, 2004, 04:57:54 PM
To use Halaster's Paddle of DoOm on players who insist on getting whole new set of identical outfits made with a slightly different adjective.  "No, it needs to be JADE-Green, not MOSS-Green"  "PALE BLACK, not GREY"  "IVORY, not WHITE"  For the record, Ivory isn't white, it's a creamy, light yellow.  You know who you are! :twisted:

I also want to use the Paddle of DoOm on people who insist on getting new items made, even though there might be objects that are already in the database that would meet their needs...just so that they have new and kool stuff and so that they're the only one who have it.
You guys are kooks.  That must be why.  ;)
Ashyom
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on August 10, 2004, 03:09:09 AM
emote grasps %templar ass firmly, then gives it a sharp slap and grins lewdly.


emote shoots a sly wink at ~templar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2004, 07:40:20 PM
OFTEN TIMES I HAVE THE URGE TO CRY
OFTEN TIMES I HAVE THE URGE TO FLY

BLEED THE FUCKERS BLEED THEM DRY


I HAVE THE URGE TO MAKE IT EVERY ONE OF MY CHARACTERS ROLE TO PRETEND I AM A NOOB WHO IS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME HELP AND PKING THEM WHEN THEY LET THEIR GUARD DOWN.

IM NOT A JERK ITS MY CHARS ROLE IM A GOOD RPER
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on August 13, 2004, 07:44:13 PM
i had the urge to role-play a newbie role-playing armageddon.
Title: Heh
Post by: Reverend Jeff on August 13, 2004, 11:23:02 PM
There's a certain npc that wanders around Allanak.  Every time I see her, I get the urge to type:

>typo Shouldn't the lean, horned elven woman be the lean, horny elven woman?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WaitingForApproval on August 15, 2004, 09:52:15 AM
(Posted anonymously so that people do not associate my GDB name with my hopefully upcoming character)

I just app'ed one of my odd urges that I didn't post to preserve the character concept...

A half-giant pimp

...the rest I can't say.  You'll have to find out in game.  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vettrock on August 15, 2004, 04:12:34 PM
Quote from: "WaitingForApproval"
(Posted anonymously so that people do not associate my GDB name with my hopefully upcoming character)

I just app'ed one of my odd urges that I didn't post to preserve the character concept...

A half-giant pimp

...the rest I can't say. You'll have to find out in game.

Do they make purple, polyester leisure suits in half-giant size?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: HGPimp on August 15, 2004, 07:16:38 PM
Oh god, do I wish, Vettrock.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on August 17, 2004, 05:56:50 AM
Use this line ingame:

Quote from: "Haiwolfe"
"Well then, I confess. It is my intent to hijack one of these wagons, pick up a crew at Luir's Outpost, and raid, pillage, plunder, and pilfer me tregilly black guts out."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on August 17, 2004, 09:13:15 AM
You know, that may have happened.  I distinctly remember an incident where a certain miscreant hijacked a certain, shall we say for the sake of anonimity, NENYUKI wagon in the streets of Allanak, and rode it off into the sunset.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on August 18, 2004, 12:43:57 PM
Make the PC:

The dusky-eyed, dusty-haired woman.

Get dusty, change ldesc to:

The dusky-eyed, dusty-haired woman is here looking dusty, covered in Dust.  

Wish myself up as a typo.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on August 22, 2004, 04:12:28 AM
The idea that sparring dummies are coded as creatures gave me the odd urge to try subduing one.  :D



AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Mar on August 22, 2004, 05:15:39 AM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
The idea that sparring dummies are coded as creatures gave me the odd urge to try subduing one.  :D


I remember one of Recruits doing that and dragging dummy into the kitchen.  :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on August 22, 2004, 07:12:33 AM
subdue John

release John dummy

em cackling madly, me walks away
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Majikal on August 24, 2004, 03:43:58 AM
I've always wanted to emote for someone else, making them do something like.

emote points at ~dumbass as they scratch their crotch right in front of ~templar

say (watching ~dumbass scratch his crotch) Oh Krath! You shouldn't do that in front of that respectable, though obviously corrupt and evil, templar.

emote looks on as ~dumbass voraciously scratches at his testicles as if asking spefically to be killed by ~templar

Heh..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: fearwig on August 24, 2004, 08:51:42 AM
I've had the urge to make a Northerner entirely obsessed with 'vital fluids', convinced of Southern tampering with the Tenneshi water source.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on August 24, 2004, 06:08:55 PM
gone I really don't feel like powergaming at the moment, so what's the point?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Mook on August 29, 2004, 11:30:19 PM
Make a character who winces and holds his elbow/ribs/foot/left breast when using the Way, instead of forehead or temple.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on August 30, 2004, 12:24:31 PM
In light of the Hair thread:

Short Desc: The Yetti

Main Desc:

This massive half-giant is covered from head to toe in a long mane of hair. Seemingly large and round, it looks like a massive coughed up quirri fur ball. You can barely make out a set of brown eyes. The butt of it's nose, it's ears and maw are hairless.

The Yetti is in excellent condition.

Key words. Yetti, hair, it, brown, fur, ball

Name: Harry
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on August 31, 2004, 01:49:46 PM
Not an in-game thing, but I have the urge to create a new GDB account under the name Hungry Hungry Halfling just to see it on the GDB index page.

AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: kelviksson on August 31, 2004, 10:04:56 PM
I've always seen one of my theives, about to be killed by a templar interrogating him in jail, just whistling and singing "always look on the bright side of life," then have the other jail mates down the halls goind "doo, doo doo, doo-do-doo-do do do", then, whatever city im in, go ~city's a piece of shit, when you look at it, so give your head a bow and whistle. :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on September 03, 2004, 01:21:23 PM
I played a mud where that song was sung to you by Death when you died. It took like 15 minutes before you get respawned. :(.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on September 03, 2004, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: "Bogre"
I played a mud where that song was sung to you by Death when you died. It took like 15 minutes before you get respawned. :(.


That would be really funny.


Once.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Mook on September 03, 2004, 02:37:15 PM
Pwnage - what mud was that Bogre?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Morrolan on September 03, 2004, 04:18:34 PM
The evil plan...

Seduce someone.  Get them naked.  Do what you're gonna do.  Then sleep...-immediately-.

Code: [Select]
em groans one last time, ^me body shuddering.

em rolls over and gently begins to snore, sweat pooling on the sheets.

sleep


Or better yet, use the Way to knock yourself unconscious so you can't be woken.

Heh.  Now how's that for realism?

Morrolan
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on September 03, 2004, 04:56:45 PM
Been done, dude... been done.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on September 07, 2004, 11:44:49 PM
Quote from: "Mook"
Pwnage - what mud was that Bogre?


Ancient Anguish,

www.anguish.org
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on September 08, 2004, 05:46:49 AM
Not so much an odd urge as an ideal character concept:
A homosexual gemmed Whiran male that has severe delusions of grandeur. I'd do my best to get him into Oashi employ, but if that failed, he would simply sit around in the Trader's with a feathered fan, pretending to know all the big-wigs in Allanak and trying vainly to keep up with modern fashions at a commoner salary.
Basically, a Hollywood sellout.
Title: When I grow up...
Post by: The Distant on September 09, 2004, 11:15:50 AM
My odd urge is to get experienced, then meet a newb who roleplays well, in character, and with good in-game knowledge.

>think He shall know your ways as if they were his own...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Solas on September 09, 2004, 05:35:23 PM
:oops:
...my odd urge would be to rebuild Steinal in all it's original glory and majesty and rule over it as the new god-king.  :shock:  Did I say that?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Solas on September 09, 2004, 05:41:29 PM
I got another urge just now. Capture a mekillot and turn it into my personnal mount.  :twisted:

I'd rather prefer to have the Dragon as my mount though.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on September 09, 2004, 05:46:14 PM
I want a pc that has the power to shoot lighting out of Miee's boobs.

:tucks ~miee under his arm, aiming %miee boobs at ~dude.

"Don't ya feckin' move, this babe's loaded!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Solas on September 09, 2004, 05:50:45 PM
Where did the notion of Miee's boobs come from?  :?   :roll:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on September 09, 2004, 05:52:46 PM
Another thread, I just figured instead of derailing the other I'd come here and put it where it belongs.

Miee said:

Quote
I might make cracks about needing to service a few Imms so I can throw lightning from my breasts
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Laeris on September 09, 2004, 06:02:13 PM
Quote from: "jhunter"
I want a pc that has the power to shoot lighting out of Miee's boobs.


Just carry around two glow crystals and hold them against your chest.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on September 09, 2004, 06:04:56 PM
I once had a character that had spiky hair, two different coloured glowcrystals, an eyebrow ring, and a whistle about his throat, while wearing flashing clothing, and he used to pop Skellebain poison while smoked up and drunk.   RAVE RAVE DANCE MANSA DANCE! RAVE RAVE!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Miee on September 09, 2004, 06:21:38 PM
Quote from: "Solas"
Where did the notion of Miee's boobs come from?  :?   :roll:


To be more specific, the Zalanthas/Athas thread with regards to wild talents.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on September 13, 2004, 04:53:50 PM
When asked if I have an extra kank ticket..

"My other kank is a pair of boots."

When my character is startled, shocked, etc etc..

You think:
     "..."

(Done that one)

When my character is startled, shocked, etc..

Staring slack-jawed at the tall muscular man, eyes wide, you say, in sirihish:
   "...."

(I'll do it someday dammit)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on September 13, 2004, 05:30:36 PM
Trap the gates of Allanak at night

So at dawn, the soldier that opens the gates, gets a big surprise  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Miee on September 13, 2004, 05:39:51 PM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Trap the gates of Allanak at night

So at dawn, the soldier that opens the gates, gets a big surprise  :twisted:


With a SHOE.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Miee on September 13, 2004, 07:38:54 PM
To post in Ask The Staff "How many licks does it take to get the center of a Tektolnes Pop?" due to Gilvar's answer to the Wondering Lady.

And no, it's not dirty.  I can imagine the blue robed templars handing out "Tektolnes Pops".  It's kind of cute.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on September 14, 2004, 12:07:23 PM
Make a pc with the sdesc: the slender, brown-skinned poo

Name him Mr. Hankey.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on September 20, 2004, 10:00:03 PM
Go sparring with someone who emoted engaging and VNPC.

Get the VNPC to get out of the area, nod at the PC, and then proceed to emote sparring against the VNPC.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on September 22, 2004, 02:05:48 AM
Every time I see staff advertising for new templars I have the urge to go on a crime spree.  :D  


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: wizturbo on September 22, 2004, 02:18:32 AM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
Every time I see staff advertising for new templars I have the urge to go on a crime spree.  :D  




*Adjusting his carpetbag on his shoulder*  Already beat you to it AC.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: wizturbo on September 25, 2004, 01:37:43 AM
YES THE VIEW IS CLEAR NOW!  ALL SHALL BE REVEALED!

*CACKLES*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on September 25, 2004, 07:42:30 PM
Em Smoothing down his moustache and throwing a leg casually over ~kank, @ kicks down hard on a lever attached to the saddle, causing the kank to let out a low rumbling roar.

em His leather jacket and hair flying free in the wind, @ peels out on ~kank and begins to race down North Road, dust trailing high in the wind behind the departing figure.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on September 25, 2004, 09:07:31 PM
em applauds ~malifaxis.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bestatte on September 25, 2004, 09:19:42 PM
Ode to Malifax:

Get your erdlu runnin
Head on down the north road
Lookin for adventure
And avoid the spotted toad.

Everybody's gonna make it happen
Set the world into Drov's embrace
Krathfire all the dunes at once
and - explode into space

Like a true Whiran's child
we were born, born to be wild
we can fly so high
we're never gonna die!

BORN TO BE WILD!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: drasik on September 25, 2004, 09:24:52 PM
LOL
I love it!! Great adaptation.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on September 30, 2004, 03:55:39 PM
kill whiny newbie

Not sure if that's exactly an "odd" urge or not since I'm sure I'm not the only one to ever have this urge.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on October 01, 2004, 06:20:08 PM
Well see...nobody has whiny in there description though.

Maybe I should make, the shivering, whiny newbie.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on October 01, 2004, 06:23:03 PM
I just had the funny thought of Tektolnes.. What if Tektolnes looked like Barney of some sort?


Standing before you, the purple skinned, green dotted male says in barney-accented Sirihish, "Hey Kids! Want to play?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on October 01, 2004, 06:31:27 PM
I want to find jhunter's PC and spank it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on October 01, 2004, 06:35:35 PM
You know, it would be pretty daring to see a Rinthi slap a Templar's ass.. Male or female, doesn't matter.. But that would be the most hilarious thing to see within the Bard's Barrel..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: lukie on October 01, 2004, 08:33:49 PM
I've always wanted to

:KILLS EVERYBODY WHOAMGWTFLOL!!!!???!?!!!111

or

:makes a daring escape

and maybe

:is you. Cosmic...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on October 02, 2004, 01:28:46 AM
Quote
I want to find jhunter's PC and spank it.


I'll bet you do Akaramu.  :P

Bring it girl! :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on October 02, 2004, 11:42:31 AM
Hey, look, it's lukie!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: lukie on October 02, 2004, 12:21:09 PM
Actually, I'm just somebody in a gorilla costume running through the woods.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on October 02, 2004, 01:23:22 PM
Consider templar

Bonus points for every piece of dirty clothing, and rinthi accent
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 2L2L on October 05, 2004, 04:00:08 PM
I have the urge to use radio code with the way.


The sergeant guy sends you a telepahtic message:
"Yes, private, what is your 10-20?"

The sergeant guy sends you a telepahtic message:
"Copy, private!"

You send the sergeant guy a telephathic message:
"I copy that, Sergeant. 10-99, heading back in, over."

The sergeant guy sends you a telepahtic message:
"10-4, out."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jstorrie on October 05, 2004, 11:47:40 PM
Quote from: "Delirium"

Staring slack-jawed at the tall muscular man, eyes wide, you say, in sirihish:
   "...."


Done.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: da mitey warrior on October 06, 2004, 03:20:14 AM
Make a character with "board" as a keyword and walk in on people playing darts.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on October 06, 2004, 09:02:50 AM
Quote from: "Xerokine"
You know, it would be pretty daring to see a Rinthi slap a Templar's ass.. Male or female, doesn't matter.. But that would be the most hilarious thing to see within the Bard's Barrel..


In my time, I have:

-slapped a templar
-urinated on a templar
-kissed a templar
-licked a templar

All four were in the barrel, all four were with different characters, all four resulted in nearly immediate deat.   :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous Noble Guard on October 07, 2004, 09:28:41 AM
With a noble guard character... When guarding a noble in some populated area (tavern etc), I always resist the urge to do something like...

consider ChosenLord

or when there's also an NPC guard, I often feel like making the NPC guard me or some random vagrant instead of the noble.

Yes, I -am- silly.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Geekfreak on October 09, 2004, 11:59:10 AM
Quote
I have the urge to use radio code with the way.


The sergeant guy sends you a telepahtic message:
"Yes, private, what is your 10-20?"

The sergeant guy sends you a telepahtic message:
"Copy, private!"

You send the sergeant guy a telephathic message:
"I copy that, Sergeant. 10-99, heading back in, over."

The sergeant guy sends you a telepahtic message:
"10-4, out."


I've always had the urge to do this too! It actually is sort of realistic if a pc group was hunting/assassinating somebody/thing, but you'd have to leave out the '10-20'  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on October 09, 2004, 01:09:46 PM
That is simple but...

You first make an assassin/hunter. Then using usual events, you beef up a little and go to the desert to find your destiny.
You encounter with a NPC having some intellect to talk sirihish in the desert. Let's say a mantis.... And let's assume that mantis isn't one of the beat-into-a-bloody-pulp-you-may-question-him-later NPCs. He stands still watching you calmly, but still weapons ready...

>wish all Since this creature isn't set as aggie, I believe basic communication is possible. Could someone animate the mantis in the room I am in?
(time passes)
The huge, red-eyed mantis looks at you.

>emote smiles, then reaches for something in ~belt.

The skinny, blue-eyed man smiles, then reaches for something in your pocketed swordbelt.

>get temboeye belt

You get a temboeye bracelet from your pocketed swordbelt.

>emote takes a step closer, a smirk on his face, extending ~temboeye in an outstretched palm.

The skinny, blue-eyed man takes a step closer, a smirk on his face, extending your temboeye bracelet in an outstretched palm.

Looking interested, the huge, red-eyed mantis lowers his gaze to your temboeye bracelet.
The huge, red-eyed mantis sheathes a huge spiked wooden club.
The huge, red-eyed mantis sheathes a huge spiked wooden club.
The huge, red-eyed mantis sheathes a huge spiked wooden club.
The huge, red-eyed mantis sheathes a huge spiked wooden club.
Nodding slowly, the huge, red-eyed mantis says, in an unfamiliar language:
       "U deal osryet mhgr olgr, nhosk....".
With springing steps, the huge, red-eyed mantis steps closer, extending a hand to you.
>Emote suddenly leaps forward, planting ~knife into %mantis chest letting out an enraged cry.;backstab mantis :twisted:

I wonder what the imm's response would be...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on October 09, 2004, 02:35:11 PM
Sit in a tavern in Allanak as someone gets hauled off to the arena muls.
Wait for the templar to drag the screaming and kicking guy, and then go:

The pale, innocent-faced man's eyes shift from one corner to the other a couple of times.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on October 15, 2004, 08:08:32 AM
Reading Sanvean's Post in Staff Announcements, I just wondered how cool it would be to have a spell in your list as "Summon Sanvean"

OK.   The urge is to request it from mud, not from Sanvean :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Jacques on October 15, 2004, 08:36:48 AM
I would SOOOOOO have the urge to totally twink out the "Summon Sanvean" spell.


In a flurry of special effects, Sanvean appears!

The twinky, annoying male says, in sirihish, "Sanvean... this Templar has a problem with the way I'm behaving. Could you please violently persuade him otherwise?"

Sighing heavily, Sanvean waves her pinkie at the strong, just-doing-his-job templar.

The strong, just-doing-his-job templar collapses to the ground.

The twinky, annoying male exclaims, in sirihish, "YES!"

Wiggling her fingers and smiling, Sanvean says to you, in sirihish, "Ah, but everything has a price, you see..."

*BEEP*

Welcome to Armageddon!


Hmm.... maybe twinking that one isn't such a good idea AFTER all....  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2004, 11:54:26 PM
I always wanted to get crucified on an obsidian cross by the Allanaki, but I guess it's too much to ask.... [sighs]....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on October 16, 2004, 03:50:58 AM
emote gazes at ~commoner with a sinister leer, raising the hem of ~robe

tell commoner (his tone demanding and authoritarian)Kiss the serpent, peasant!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on October 16, 2004, 10:50:32 AM
In a menacing, foreceful tone, the shrouded, black-robed templar says to you in sirihish:
     "Tell me your name, or I'll make your head melt."

Nodding simply, with a subtle grin splitting your lips, you say to the shrouded, black robed templar in sirihish:
     "My name is O'Connor, Lord Templar."

The shrouded, black-robed templar says to you in sirihish:
     "Well, Mr. O'Connor.  This is quite the stash of spice you have here.  Twenty knots, I see.  You qre in quite some trouble.

Wincing as you shake your head, you say to the shrouded, black-robed templar:
    "See, you've got my name all wrong.  It's pronounced Thibodeau..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: da mitey warrior on October 21, 2004, 03:38:44 PM
Post a question in Ask the Staff: What do babies taste like?  Sure, "Find out IC" you say, but there are no baby items flagged as food objects anymore.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: lukie on October 21, 2004, 10:18:35 PM
I wonder what would happen if I somehow got the power to delete this topic, and then I did it...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on October 22, 2004, 01:21:48 AM
When I'm mortally wounded and about to die:
emote has been sworded!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on October 22, 2004, 08:26:21 AM
Make a f-me PC with a HIV positive in the background.

Then mudsex your way through the whole playerbase.  And ooc at the end of each sex, that they got AIDS :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Krath on October 22, 2004, 08:35:21 AM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Make a f-me PC with a HIV positive in the background.

Then mudsex your way through the whole playerbase.  And ooc at the end of each sex, that they got AIDS :P


LOL you are awesome.

I can not make myself do this, but During the WEE hours of morning, with a Nakki Templar
PC, get 200 NPC Guards, March to Tuluk and kill everything insight, thus becoming the
new Sun King. :-P Who is with me!!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on October 22, 2004, 04:55:46 PM
The frizzy white haired Elkrosian exclaims in astonishment: "Jumpin' gigawatts!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on October 22, 2004, 05:39:10 PM
Looking at the frizzy white haired Elkrosian with wide eyes, the short, brown-haired young man says in sirihish: "Heavy."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on October 22, 2004, 05:50:36 PM
Question my clanmates as to how the fuck did my last character's keys reach their hands. Really. :?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on October 22, 2004, 07:15:17 PM
Post a character-request announcement for my PC's brother.

Meet with them and kill them in five minutes, and then procceed to play a character that killed her own family.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Hicksville Hoochie on October 22, 2004, 08:22:56 PM
Nakki Templar: 'Do you have a merchant's token to give you the rights to trade within His city?'

Scraggly-haired tribal: "Heh..heheh... Dude, you said Tokin'... Heh..heheheh!" *attempts to slap a high-five!*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on October 26, 2004, 11:10:30 AM
> ask guide templar poetry

Templar poetry is of course the third worst in the known world.  During a recitation by the Red Robed poetmaster Grunthos Fale, four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and a Borsail Senator only survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Seeker on October 26, 2004, 11:38:14 AM
wish all I'm bored.  I was just wondering... is spontaneous human combustion something at ever happens on Zalanthas??
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ashyom on October 26, 2004, 12:16:18 PM
Try this:  Wish all I'd like to experience spontaneous combusion.
A staff member sends:  Okay.
You explode into a fiery column of ash!
*Beep*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on October 26, 2004, 04:57:53 PM
Announce a big RPT on the boards . . .and then just sit in a tavern enjoying the massive amount of PCs that show up.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2004, 10:01:11 PM
Quote
Try this: Wish all I'd like to experience spontaneous combusion.
A staff member sends: Okay.
You explode into a fiery column of ash!
*Beep*


The reactions of other PCs around you would be priceless though.... imagine how many magickers would die that day.....

None?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Kill4Free on October 26, 2004, 10:05:36 PM
I wanna make a char with maxed sap, knock people out, and then throw them off the shieldwall :)
Or put them inthe gortok den, they look around, see that its dark, light a torch..... :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on October 27, 2004, 12:05:52 AM
I want a char with maxed sap, knock them out, and throw them into a pit.

In an insane, angry tone, the pale man in drag exclaims, in sirihish,
"It puts theh lotion on eht's skin r' else it gits theh hose agin'!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on October 30, 2004, 01:20:11 PM
I have the urge to wear templar robes, a templar ring, raise the hood and go out spam hunting beasts, and twink any hunting/gathering skill I have.

Then return to the local tavern and post to the IC board:  Templar seen hunting alone, and twinking.

Note:  Yes, it is possible to acquire those templar things IG, without being a templar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on October 30, 2004, 02:06:09 PM
*hacks ginka*

slay halaster

revive halaster

slay halaster

revive halaster

slay halaster

revive halaster

slay halaster

revive halaster


.
.
.
 :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on October 30, 2004, 06:05:01 PM
The soft-spoken blonde woman says, in sirihish, looking bewildered: "And to think, the perraine was in your own cup this whole time."

The male wearing a black sandcloth facemask says, in sirihish, his voice bland: "I poisoned them both.  I spent the last five years building up an immunity to perraine."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on October 30, 2004, 06:44:05 PM
While starting a human with a guild that only gets sirihish I'd like to wish up to have my sirihish removed.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on October 30, 2004, 07:03:12 PM
Quote from: "Marauder Moe"
While starting a human with a guild that only gets sirihish I'd like to wish up to have my sirihish removed.
You could ask for gibberish (http://www.baobobcomic.com/) in return.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SewerRat_inTheOpen on November 05, 2004, 09:49:13 AM
pissed off the dusky looking, broad-chested man [militia pc]
As he tries to subdue you , shies away and drop two coins.
A pile of coins is here.
:winks suggestively to ~dusky
say (looking down at the pile of coins) You dropped something.
The dusky looking, broad-chested man picks up a pile of coins.
The dusky looking, broad-chested man asks you, in sirihish, "Is this a joke? "
say (looking straight into %dusky face) Of course not, they said this was your going rate.

run n n n n e hide
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on November 06, 2004, 03:38:27 PM
Post on the IC board:

Guild is recruiting.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on November 06, 2004, 04:39:52 PM
Devising some way to mimick and Immortals name over this General Discussion Board then announcing a large scale HRPT for any specific organization(s).
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xerokine on November 07, 2004, 08:30:59 PM
Well, this is one pretty odd urge but I'm sure it would be extremely rude to do so - here goes.



Wish up to the staff to have one of them animate one of the many prostitutes so you can get your character a blowjob..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on November 07, 2004, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: "SewerRat_inTheOpen"
say (looking straight into %dusky face) Of course not, they said this was your going rate.

run n n n n e hide


Yes, because we all know how original it is to spit in a templar/soldier's face and then twinkishly escape.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on November 10, 2004, 11:36:23 AM
>change objective The same thing we do every night, Pinky.  Try to take over the WORLD!




I also have the urge to make a new PC: Aragon the lithe, blond elf.  But with some changes to help him fit in: the morals of an alley cat, the table manners of a Ptar Ken halfling, and the fashion sense of a 'rinther.  



AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on November 10, 2004, 11:52:16 AM
Apply for "the square, neckless half-giant".
Never say/whisper/psi, but only shout.  Just before he dies, he'll go 'Douglas!'.

To kill two urges with one stone - use this half-giant to make fun of people that spam eat, hear things well outside a crowded tavern even though they're seated as deeply as they can, and people who always wear hoods and veils without a real IC reason.

Code: [Select]
> emote Looking down at ~fancypants, @ pulls a month-old steak from inside ~backpack and shoves the entire thing into his mouth.

> shout (monotonously as he cranes his neckless head toward the tavern's door, facing it with one ear) KEEP TALKING I'M LISTENING!

> shout (taking an enormous but sheer shawl and holding in front of his face) NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on November 14, 2004, 09:34:13 AM
Get a 40+ day sekret magicker, and let myself get mugged/raidered'd.

Code: [Select]
say (holding his hands in surrender) Wait, before you kill me, there's something I've got to say, it's only seven words, give me a break here...
cast 'mon un suk-krath burninate mach' raider
say (after the flames die down) Kank-fucker.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on November 14, 2004, 01:15:05 PM
Heh. Become an uber magicker, and become a prime target for assassination. When the assassin shows up, cower and babble for a while.

Then go, "I tire of this."

You wiggle your fingers and the assassin implodes.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Raesanos on November 14, 2004, 02:06:40 PM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
I also have the urge to make a new PC: Aragon the lithe, blond elf.  But with some changes to help him fit in: the morals of an alley cat, the table manners of a Ptar Ken halfling, and the fashion sense of a 'rinther.  


Wouldn't that be Legolas?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on November 14, 2004, 03:58:58 PM
Quote from: "Raesanos"
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
I also have the urge to make a new PC: Aragon the lithe, blond elf.  But with some changes to help him fit in: the morals of an alley cat, the table manners of a Ptar Ken halfling, and the fashion sense of a 'rinther.  


Wouldn't that be Legolas?


You are right!  I'm not very good with names.  :P  I guess it is a good thing I didn't go ahead and make the character.


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on November 17, 2004, 01:07:38 PM
The pompadoured, flamboyantly-clad bard exclaims in sirihish, vehemently holding out a painting:

"Art is NOT work!  Art is LIFE!!!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on November 17, 2004, 01:16:48 PM
Make a bard, wait for the biggest bardic event of the RL year, and then perform Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb for everyone to hear.

Also, make a Whiran/Acrobat street performer and do stunts a la Teh Matrix.
Then say "Whoa!".
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 17, 2004, 07:56:46 PM
Lol, when a bardic competition commences, start to beat-box with some drummers and lutists backing you up! lol...but I think Larrath's Pink Floyd idea would be amazing too!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on November 18, 2004, 02:11:58 AM
Have a pc walk into an extremely crowded tavern...order a shot of Jack Daniels...followed by a Captain Morgan and coke.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 21, 2004, 03:55:16 AM
I think 'Odd urges' should be it's own GDB category...it may as well be, it has more posts than 'Ask the Players' and is catching up to 'Staff Anouncements'.  :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on November 21, 2004, 06:28:30 AM
Quote from: "Mook"
Make a character who winces and holds his elbow/ribs/foot/left breast when using the Way, instead of forehead or temple.
My current character holds his crotch when using the Way.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SRB on November 23, 2004, 12:28:52 AM
ooc: "blah I'm a ditz today"

You know who you are.  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xamminy on November 23, 2004, 01:36:35 AM
> slay all
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on November 23, 2004, 01:53:26 AM
Is that an Imm command, Xamminy? If so, I -bet- there will be some immortal typing 'say all' and...  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Xamminy on November 23, 2004, 10:09:52 AM
Actually, no, there is no command slay...but we do have the ability to outright kill any character we see fit.  Remember that.  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Krath on November 23, 2004, 10:11:37 AM
wish all Can someone show me what Mortal Slayer is?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: aruna on November 23, 2004, 11:13:49 AM
I once had the odd urge to:

wish all I want my character to die.

So I did it. And it worked. Instantly.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 23, 2004, 09:25:07 PM
iv always wanted to rape that gortok in the elven market in Tuluk. I mean hes just sitting there, and i am HORNY! :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 24, 2004, 10:05:00 PM
If you look closer at that gortok, Anonymous, it's actually a stuffed dead gortok, but I suppose if one was so horny... :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 24, 2004, 10:07:36 PM
Quote
> slay all


Kill self
>You swing futively through the air
think Damn
slay self
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on November 25, 2004, 06:41:12 AM
I once had a character with the nickname "jozhal". Then once I met a jozhal in the desert, hurried towards it and slashed.. "You futively swing in the air.". I hopped aside, tried to find the magicker doing this for long before realizing I was the "jozhal".
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2004, 03:35:19 PM
Ryhden, this gortok moves around though, even if it was dead that wouldnt stop me! :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 25, 2004, 04:33:00 PM
*Shudder, necropheliac  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: InsertCleverNameHere on November 27, 2004, 04:07:51 PM
A giant skeletal turkey has arrived from the west.

kill turkey

It was tempting, and sadly I didn't even realize it was a thanksgiving joke until I was telling an animated npc superior about the incident and saw

a staff sends:
I don't know if you know about Thanksgiving where you are, but that was a joke.

At which point, naturally, I felt like a real idiot and then laughed at my own denseness and stupidity.  :roll:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on November 27, 2004, 06:15:38 PM
An elven run house of entertainment. There would be gambling, whoring and stripping in mass quantities. Only great thing about this place would be that 9 out of 11 days of the week this place of fun would feature stripping dwarves.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cold_Dark_Aurora on November 27, 2004, 06:26:07 PM
A dwarven-run house of entertainment.  There would be gambling, whoring, and stripping. :)  

And 10 out of 11 days, it would feature elves.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on November 27, 2004, 06:55:17 PM
Ha! We could stick them side by side and stick a fucker out infront of each establishment to sit there yelling, "Come see the elves!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dentrik on November 27, 2004, 06:58:01 PM
You throw an obsidian boomerang at a smelly kank.
You shout, "l'kout, mate!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 27, 2004, 11:14:59 PM
The tall figure wearing a black cloak and a black bandana covering his face, obviously a thief, runs into the tavern with a crossbow loaded at hand.

The thief yells in sirihish:
    "Get the hell on tha floo, now, bitches! This is a stick-up.

The mighty mercenary stands up, appauled and draws his sword, narrowing his eyes to the thief.

The thief yells to the mighty mercenary:
   "Put that thing down, yo, or I'll pop a bolt in yo ass!"

The mighty mercenary backs down, dropping his sword.

The thief grabs a bag of money from the bartender and runs out of the tavern just as a two fat soldiers walk into the tavern, munching on some taveller's cakes.

-Ah, the possibilities.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on November 28, 2004, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: "InsertCleverNameHere"
A giant skeletal turkey has arrived from the west.

kill turkey



Same same.. Just for me, the turkey came from north.  And it was not an odd urge, I just thought some sorcerer was having fun.  I even ended up drawing my weapons and just realized it is a damn TURKEY before launching onto it.

And at the time I realized it was a turky I was like:

>wish all I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on November 28, 2004, 03:19:56 PM
Attacking something 1000+ feet tall with... swords?

My odd urge would have been to run and hide like a baby.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on November 28, 2004, 09:49:51 PM
Playing as Muk Utep or Tektolnes.  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on November 28, 2004, 10:19:01 PM
slay all newbie

ban all newbie

emote sighs and walks away
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on November 28, 2004, 10:43:43 PM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Quote from: "InsertCleverNameHere"
A giant skeletal turkey has arrived from the west.

kill turkey



Same same.. Just for me, the turkey came from north.  And it was not an odd urge, I just thought some sorcerer was having fun.  I even ended up drawing my weapons and just realized it is a damn TURKEY before launching onto it.

And at the time I realized it was a turky I was like:

>wish all I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yea, because I love charging sorcerers who are just trying to get their rocks off conjuring up huge images if strange animals.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2004, 06:30:38 AM
Noticed the messages for when the moons set? We have things like,

"Lirathu slips noiselessly from the sky."
"Silently, the white moon Lirathu slips near the dunes."

I'm just waiting to see something along the lines of:

"With a high pitched scream, the white moon Lirathu plummets out of the sky."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: da mitey warrior on December 04, 2004, 06:50:17 AM
Twinkishly abusing an AFK templar.

The stern, cold-eyed templar sits here at the table, all by himself.

>say (bowing respectfully) My Lord Templar, may a humble commoner speak with you a moment?

>look templar

>tell templar (after a pause) My Lord?

>tell templar (tapping his shoulder) Lord Templar?

>emote grins evilly

>emote arogantly pokes ~templar with his finger.

>emote sticks his fingers in his ears and makes a face at ~templar while wiggling his fingers.

>emote licks his thumb then sticks it in %templar ear.

>emote peeks under %templar robes, then snickers.

>emote jumps up on ~table and wiggles his bottom at ~templar.

The stern, cold-eyed templar blinks.

The stern, cold-eyed templar looks at you sharply.

>flee self
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JoyRide on December 04, 2004, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: "Anonymous"
Noticed the messages for when the moons set? We have things like,

"Lirathu slips noiselessly from the sky."
"Silently, the white moon Lirathu slips near the dunes."

I'm just waiting to see something along the lines of:

"With a high pitched scream, the white moon Lirathu plummets out of the sky."


Better yet:
"With a high pitched scream, the white moon Lirathu plummets out of the sky, smashing into a thousand shards of glass accompanied by the traditional 'Doh!' of a balding fat man."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on December 04, 2004, 06:17:02 PM
Flaunting his casual stature in a pride-filled stride crowded tavern before laying a quick slap against the blonde-haired uber hunter's rear-end, the feminine, rainbow-haired human male says in a queerish tone, "I just love a man in uniform.. You look like a rare desert flower, Krath struck and I'm about to water you with my special juice."



Good Christ..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: I don't Have One :-( on December 05, 2004, 07:51:42 PM
Oky this doesn't so much count as an urge... Because I did it...

Setting : Me and a freind are out on a night of town.

We are in the tavern, having a great time when he decides he want to go out for a nice stroll, and as a good friend I acompany him.

We are out of the bar for about for about 10-30 seconds when he passes out cold.

: pokes the bum with a stick

wake Joebob

tell Joebob Get up yeh lazy bum!

: pokes the bum with a stick again

wake Joebob

Think Well I can't just leave him here...

Subdue Joebob

: picks the bum up and starts to carry his lazy ass to the Inn.
----
Alright so here the part where things get interesting...
As im carring my friend back who do I pass but an NPC guardsman, he sees me with an unconcious (sp?) man in my arms and proceeds to knock the living crap out of me.

I wake up in a dark cell

get torch backpack
hold torch
light torch

l
Blah blah blah You're in jail!
You see : cockroaches!

get cockroach

Think Hmmm

Eat cockroach...

PS - Whoever ate thast baby I LOVE YOU ( I personally would have used the taste command, I prefir to savor my baby :twisted: )
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on December 09, 2004, 09:21:37 PM
You know those House tattooist's that will give you house tattoes for free?

I just had the urge to have the house tattoe tattoo'd on every single one of my tattoo locations. Over my entire body.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dan on December 10, 2004, 08:13:38 AM
Make a gemmer and get him extremely powerful, then go...

The almighty gemmer says, in sirihish, "Abra! Cadabra!"

cast (insert really nasty spell here)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Jacques on December 10, 2004, 09:46:17 AM
Actually, you'd get better results if you modified it to the following:

The portly, grey-haired woman says, in sirihish, "Bippity Boppity Boo!"

cast (some spell that's as terrible as you would be annoying)

 :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Jherlen on December 10, 2004, 09:53:35 AM
I just saw Aladdin, the Disney movie, again for the first time in years.

Really, I can completely see the city in that movie as Allanak, if you made slight substitutions like Sultan = Tektolnes and stuff.

So now I want to make Alladin the PC, and run around the Bazaar stealing from people while I sing and dance. Then I'd find a pretty noble and ask her to come ride my magic carpet. I'd also buy something that looked like a magic lamp and charge people money to get wishes granted.

I wonder how fast I'd die, and how?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Seeker on December 10, 2004, 10:00:51 AM
Guards would cut you down within the first forty-five seconds of the movie for stealing the fig.

Sorry.


Seeker
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on December 10, 2004, 12:18:08 PM
Wish Halaster Can I get some Karma?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on December 13, 2004, 10:03:16 PM
Gatsu...oohh...I wanna play Gatsu....


:(

I could never fulfill the dream that is he though.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SewerRat_inTheOpen on December 14, 2004, 01:28:16 AM
Quote from: "Bogre"
You know those House tattooist's that will give you house tattoes for free?

I just had the urge to have the house tattoe tattoo'd on every single one of my tattoo locations. Over my entire body.


I was pretty nervous when I was getting mine, after I read this. The force is strong though.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SewerRat_inTheOpen on December 15, 2004, 10:47:12 PM
When my contacting skills got better, I had an urge to contact anyone/everyone and start disturbing them. Cool playing concept, maybe my next one.. Only problem I see is I have to live out in the wilds. All the
time.

I can imagine a templar/noble/anyone getting pissed with getting weird people in their head all day long, calling them names and such.

Prank calls.

Right, who wants to join me in this concept? We could form a duo and call ourselves the perveted pair or something. You get to pick the name.

Or was it done already?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 15, 2004, 11:08:53 PM
The airy, windswept, obviously Whiran PC says, in sirihish:
"Foolish mortal! You will tremble before my might!"

The airy, windswept, obviously Whiran PC makes a grand gesture, and vile vapors fill the air around him.

The average-looking, average-height man says, in sirihish:
"Oh, by the glory of Utep! Am I to die, here, on this desolate dune, poisoned by the heinous magicks of this finger-wiggling demon!? Fie, fie, you magickal beast! I fear not your venomous mists. Oh, Utep, let my death be painless! Oh Drov, I am yours! Take me from this plane of existance, and cleanse my lungs in darkness!"

With his final breath, the average-looking, average-height man says, in sirihish:
"Apox on thee, and your insidious magick, wind-witch! May you burn in the Hell-Pits of Suk-Krath for your many misdeeds!"

The average-looking, average-height man falls to the ground, twitches once, then remains motionless.

Airing out the back of his robes with his hand, the airy, windswept, obviously Whiran PC says, in sirihish:
"...I haven't cast anything yet."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: joyofdiscord on December 15, 2004, 11:09:15 PM
I'm worried one day, one of my chars will say "pesos" instead of "sid".  I already catch myself thinking it when thinking about the game.  The problem is that the Mexican peso and the sid are very similar currencies, with similar buying power.  15 pesos will buy a beer in a bar, or a cheap meal.  The exchange rate is roughly 11:1,  but if you're thinking "a small = ten bucks, that doesn't sound right", it's because it isn't.  100 pesos goes a lot further than 10 bucks in the U.S.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 18, 2004, 11:30:49 PM
EMOTE has sex with you.
For added effect, do it in a room with more than one other PC in it.
How's that for an awkward moment?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on December 18, 2004, 11:36:22 PM
Quote from: "xX_Cathedral_Xx"
Flaunting his casual stature in a pride-filled stride crowded tavern before laying a quick slap against the blonde-haired uber hunter's rear-end, the feminine, rainbow-haired human male says in a queerish tone, "I just love a man in uniform.. You look like a rare desert flower, Krath struck and I'm about to water you with my special juice."



Good Christ..


Dude, you had me in tears I was laughing so hard!  :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on December 18, 2004, 11:45:52 PM
Quote from: "SewerRat_inTheOpen"
When my contacting skills got better, I had an urge to contact anyone/everyone and start disturbing them. Cool playing concept, maybe my next one.. Only problem I see is I have to live out in the wilds. All the
time.

I can imagine a templar/noble/anyone getting pissed with getting weird people in their head all day long, calling them names and such.

Prank calls.

Right, who wants to join me in this concept? We could form a duo and call ourselves the perveted pair or something. You get to pick the name.

Or was it done already?


Sorry to disappoint, but it's already been done. I'm not joking.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 19, 2004, 07:53:58 PM
look elkrosian

The man before you has a shock of blonde hair, streaked with silver, along with other features befitting a stereotypical Elkrosian.
The Elkrosian is in excellent condition.
<worn on torso> an escru wool sweater
<worn on legs> some escru wool pants
<primary hand> a long metal pole
<worn on feet> a thin metal pan filled with water

The Elkrosian points his long metal pole at you.

You think:
"Oh crap."

The Elkrosian utters an incantation.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on December 19, 2004, 08:00:16 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
look elkrosian

The man before you has a shock of blonde hair, streaked with silver, along with other features befitting a stereotypical Elkrosian.
The Elkrosian is in excellent condition.
<worn on torso> an escru wool sweater
<worn on legs> some escru wool pants
<primary hand> a long metal pole
<worn on feet> a thin metal pan filled with water

The Elkrosian points his long metal pole at you.

You think:
"Oh crap."

The Elkrosian utters an incantation.




CRRRRrrraaaazy.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 21, 2004, 01:04:07 AM
xX_Cathedral_Xx wrote:
Quote
Flaunting his casual stature in a pride-filled stride crowded tavern before laying a quick slap against the blonde-haired uber hunter's rear-end, the feminine, rainbow-haired human male says in a queerish tone, "I just love a man in uniform.. You look like a rare desert flower, Krath struck and I'm about to water you with my special juice."

His glazed, uninterested gaze flitting over the feminine, rainbow-haired human male's form momentarily, the blonde-haired uber hunter says, in sirihish:
"Sorry, buddy. But I like my men with a bit more meat on 'em."

As he turns back to the bar, the blonde-haired uber hunter says, in sirihish:
"Besides, you'd need a bigger spear to take down a mek like me."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on December 21, 2004, 11:00:44 AM
Inspired by JollyGreenGiant...

> A polka-dotted tortoiseshell as big as a medium-sized villa rests here.

> get shell

> junk shell
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on December 22, 2004, 12:41:54 PM
Spreading his fingers out in an odd gesture after bending at the wrist, the baggy-jeaned, platinum-grilled man says, in ebonic-accented sirihish, "Yo Bish, I just iced j0 momma!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on December 24, 2004, 11:21:14 AM
Quote from: "Irritable Kank"
...do not break character to ooc "g2g but I had fun you guys!" every time you have to log out of the mud.


Directly copy and paste that.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Moofassa on December 24, 2004, 12:01:26 PM
I often have urges just to pull a weapon and stab a Chosen.. or a blue/red robe. I dunno... it's always very enticing. Working for them, living off of them. Anything, i always just wanna jab a sword through their gut
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on December 24, 2004, 02:51:39 PM
Holding her flat stomach daintilly, the magnicicently full-breasted woman says, in sirihish:
                    '"I'm having poop cramps. I'll be back in awhile...."

The magnificently full-breasted woman stands and hurries off, her gait awkward and uneven.


-Always wanted to create a female fme just for that.

And then mebbe:

The magnificently full-breasted woman has arrived from the north, looking very tired, a soiled strip of sandcloth hanging out from under her flowing pink and purple silk gown.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on December 24, 2004, 02:57:23 PM
I've wanted to make a dwarf who speaks with a high-pitched voice.

I've wanted to make a soldier who shouts "Halt!  Enemies of the King!" and such before making arrests.

I've wanted to make a Way-mute and add client triggers to block all Way messages.  :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on December 24, 2004, 11:33:02 PM
Be the guy that just says the oddest thing in crowded places that
makes people go huh, like if others were sitting at a bar quietly, smoking
spice, and saw:

Stepping in from the road, the bald, blue-eyed man arrived from the south.
The tall, barrel-chested man has arrived from the south.

With his head turned to the bald, blue-eyed man, the tall, barrel-chested
man says to the bald, blue-eyed man, in sirihish:
    "So I told her she should take care of it. I mean it's getting worse and
worse every day. I mean some odd stuff's starting to happen. Lumps
are starting to form and green shit's comin' out of it."

Shaking his head, the tall, barrel-chested man says to the bald, blue-
eyed man, in sirihish:
    "That's horrible. You should try sticking it in the other end."

The bald, blue-eyed man walks to the north, weaving his way through the
crowd.
The tall, barrel-chested man walks to the north.


- Ktavialt :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 26, 2004, 09:18:02 PM
At your table, the tubby nobelwoman says, to the white-haired noble, in sirihish:
"Did you happen to see what Lord Stickinbutt Borsail wore to Lord Grabthetittie Fale's wine-tasting party?"
You think:
"Feck! They've been talking for hours...
It is late at night on Dzeda, the 31st day of Descending Sun,
In the Year of Ruk's Bowel Obstruction, year 15 of the 21st Age.
At your table, the white-haired noble says, in sirihsh:
"Indeed! Sandals!"
At your table, the tubby noblewoman says, in sirihish:
"I know! How dreadfully common, don't you think? I mean, as far as sandals go, I suppose they were alright, but..."
You think:
"I swear, I'm about to go mad..."
It is before dawn on Barani, the 32nd day of Descending Sun,
In the Year of Ruk's Bowel Obstruction, year 15 of the 21st Age.
You think:
"That's it, I'm doing it!"
The silk-clad noble's aide leaps from his seat, and onto a finely polished table.
You push off a finely carved chair and stand up.
Your new ldesc is:
The silk-clad noble's aide is here, singing and dancing on a table.
Bouncing up and down rythmically to an imagined beat, the silk-clad noble's aide sings, in sirihish:
"Good mornin', good mornin', we've talked the whole night through. Good mornin', good mornin' to you! Good mornin', good mornin'! It's great to stay up late, good mornin', good mornin' to you."
Pointing to a silver-haired bard in the corner, the silk-clad noble's aide sings, in sirihish:
"When the band began to play Suk-Krath was shinin' bright..."
The silk-clad noble's aide sings, in sirihish:
"Now the tax-man's on his way, it's too late to say goodnight."
Motioning for the rest of the room to join in singing (but no one does), the silk-clad noble's aide sings, in sirihish:
"So, good mornin', good mornin'! Krath's beams will soon smile through, good mornin', good mornin' to you..."
Pointing to first a white-haired noble, then a stoic guard, then a tubby noblewoman, the silk-clad noble's aide sings, in sirihish:
"And you, and you, and you!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 26, 2004, 09:19:41 PM
I'm a lag-posting twink.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 26, 2004, 09:20:55 PM
Ah, the coveted triple-post!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on December 27, 2004, 02:23:33 AM
Dwarven mudsex.  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on December 27, 2004, 03:35:10 AM
Public half-giant masturbation.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Steel Leopard on December 27, 2004, 03:43:36 AM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
The airy, windswept, obviously Whiran PC says, in sirihish:
"Foolish mortal! You will tremble before my might!"

The airy, windswept, obviously Whiran PC makes a grand gesture, and vile vapors fill the air around him.

The average-looking, average-height man says, in sirihish:
"Oh, by the glory of Utep! Am I to die, here, on this desolate dune, poisoned by the heinous magicks of this finger-wiggling demon!? Fie, fie, you magickal beast! I fear not your venomous mists. Oh, Utep, let my death be painless! Oh Drov, I am yours! Take me from this plane of existance, and cleanse my lungs in darkness!"

With his final breath, the average-looking, average-height man says, in sirihish:
"Apox on thee, and your insidious magick, wind-witch! May you burn in the Hell-Pits of Suk-Krath for your many misdeeds!"

The average-looking, average-height man falls to the ground, twitches once, then remains motionless.

Airing out the back of his robes with his hand, the airy, windswept, obviously Whiran PC says, in sirihish:
"...I haven't cast anything yet."




*chokes on her drink while readining, dying in chuckle-ridden convulsions*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on December 27, 2004, 03:52:18 PM
FDMW, I nearly pissed myself, no wait, I did piss myself I was laughing so hard when I read that. (I think the "twitches once, then remains motionless" was the point when I fell backwards on my chair)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on December 27, 2004, 06:01:02 PM
On the GDB, just randomly clicking on the users logged in, and sending them PMs:

Hello?  How are you :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on December 28, 2004, 06:35:49 AM
LOL I thought of a good one...

Make a character whose sole purpose is to get trashed and roam around,
walk in on people mud-sexing, interfere and try and get involved on the
sloppy action in the most disturbing ways :)

I know my next character concept.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on December 28, 2004, 12:49:01 PM
Recently, I've had the urge to..
Emote grins while looking at ~templar, happily.
emote steps over to ~templar, his head bobbing from side to side.
say (Lowering his head, smiling now, his eyebrows perked while he looks up into %templar eyes) Do you know the muffin man?

Then.. bash templar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on December 28, 2004, 02:13:20 PM
Have an uber weapons trained bard char....and have him preside over one bar, at dusk every night he'd sing 'Closing Time', and kill everyone who was left in the bar at the end of his song.  

"Closing time, turn off all the lights and let you out into the world"

The blond haired bard waves his sword around menacingly.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on December 28, 2004, 02:26:27 PM
Make a character very similiar to Zoro:

The black-masked man wearing a wide-rimmed sable sombrero jumps down into the tavern, his light rapier facing the corrupt templar's neck as a mix of mexican music fills the dusty tavern.

The black-masked man wearing a wide-rimmed sable sombrero tells the corrupt templar in a smooth tribal-accented sirihish, his thin sword held tightly to his neck:
        "It would be very wise for you to leave this city, my friend."

All of the sudden, ten soldiers come rushing into the tavern through every entrance possible, marching steadily with spears at hand and brown sombreros at head.

[Enter Zoro-like character kicking the crap out of the soldiers, only leaving the templar behind]

The black-masked man wearing a wide-rimmed sable sombrero chuckles and waves his black cape around the rest of his inky-black leather apparel as the corrupt templar staggers to his feet and out the door.

The crowds begin to cheer in tune, chanting 'Zoro! Zoro!' as the black-masked man wearing a sable sombrero jumps to a table, holding his fingers to his mouth and letting out a high-pitched whistle.

All of the sudden, a black stalion darker than the mid of night gallops in from nowhere to the black-masked man wearing a wide-rimmed sable sombrero's side.

Jumping onto the black stallion's saddle, the black-masked man wearing a sable sombrero raises his rapier high, the horse lifting off his two hind legs then galloping out the very large and high front doors, the masked crusador disappearing into the night.

[Enter cool Mexican hero music]
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on December 28, 2004, 02:39:24 PM
Maybe42or54 wrote:
Quote
Recently, I've had the urge to..
Emote grins while looking at ~templar, happily.
emote steps over to ~templar, his head bobbing from side to side.
say (Lowering his head, smiling now, his eyebrows perked while he looks up into %templar eyes) Do you know the muffin man?

Or better yet, start up a vicious gang of 'Rinthi elves, but make the gang members, gang hideouts, and gang code words named after cutesy-poo nursery rhymes.
And hilarity ensues.
-------------------------
The captured 'rinthi says, in sirihish:
"They're called the Peppermint Canes, my Lord. And their leader..."
The captured 'rinthi shifts his gaze back and forth suspicously.
Almost at a whisper, the captured 'rinthi says, in sirihish:
"Their leader is named Crumpet."
Squinting furiously at the captured 'rinthi, the scary templar says, in sirihish:
"Tell me something I don't know, Krath damn it!"
The scary templar turns away from the captured 'rinthi in frustration, walking a few paces down the length of the cell.
The scary templar rubs his hands together, a distant look in his eyes.
Turning back towards the captured 'rinthi, his voice a low, dangerous hiss, the scary templar says, in sirihish:
"Can you tell me how to get..."
Pausing dramitically, the scary templar says, in sirihish:
"How to get to Sesame Street?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spoon on December 28, 2004, 02:42:29 PM
That's Z to the O to the double R-O.

That's probably my favourite Simpsons episode.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on December 28, 2004, 03:00:27 PM
Continuation to FDMW's scene:

At the last syllable of the demand to the captured 'rinther, the whole cell block begins to errupt in a cheery melody, chiming together with joy with the captured 'rinther leading the chorus:
      "Sunny days! Chasin' the -clouds- away!..."

The scary templar turns around, his face full of fright as the prison filled of 'rinthers shout out their continuously annoying melody, echoing throughout the jail.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on December 28, 2004, 03:06:50 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
start up a vicious gang of 'Rinthi elves, but make the gang members, gang hideouts, and gang code words named after cutesy-poo nursery rhymes.


I am SO there.

Purring the words out as she sets a hand on her hip, the mysterious, dark-eyed 'rinthi says, in sirihish:
"You can just call me Little Bo Peep."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on December 28, 2004, 03:16:12 PM
Playing a pair of half giant lesbians with Mar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Candi on December 29, 2004, 01:41:06 PM
The scary templar leaps forward toward the restrained 'rinthi prisoner in a sudden violent rage.  
Grabbing him by the neck of his blood-stained shirt, the scary templar presses his face uncomfortably close to the helpless 'rinthi, his hands shaking visibly with heightened frustration.
As his hot breath seethes audibly through his tightly clenched teeth,  the scary templar says, in sirihish:
"This is your last chance 'rinthi FILTH! Now! Tell me!!"
His eyes remain wild with fury even as his voice quiets to a deep and commanding  whisper.
Pressing forward as he twists the fabric of the 'rinthi's shirt, choking him mercilessly, the scary templar asks, in sirihish:
"Have you seen 'The Muffin Man'!?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cavus on January 01, 2005, 02:33:57 AM
In my dream, I had only a shield and outside at grey forest. A kylori came, and I ran away. It came, I ran, came, ran... It caught me, and we started to fight (I am not a fighter class in the dream). Luckily I beat it, and continue to run till the gates. I was looking at my movement points during all those running and praying to god. One more thing, the reason I couldn't get in to the gates was DAMN BLINDING STORMS  :lol: .

It was horrible. This nightmare was most horrible one I have ever seen.


I think I am thinking about new storm code so much, right?  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Jacques on January 03, 2005, 12:31:57 PM
I have of late had the urge to enter the following two commands...

say gather 15 self

ooc Oops - forget I said that.


Just to see who suddenly comes up with in-game evidence of my horrible magick powers... which I don't have.  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cavus on January 03, 2005, 12:39:46 PM
open pack
put kank pack
close pack

Gives error, then to myself: You are soooo stupid  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on January 03, 2005, 12:51:53 PM
Quote from: "Jacques"
I have of late had the urge to enter the following two commands...

say gather 15 self

ooc Oops - forget I said that.


Just to see who suddenly comes up with in-game evidence of my horrible magick powers... which I don't have.  :wink:


*snicker* Good one.

How about:

A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!
A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!

A lean, well-endowed man says, OOCly: Damn zmud! I'm sorry. Ignore that, pzl...

A lean, well-endowed man kisses you!

A lean, well endowed man says, OOCly: But not that one.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on January 03, 2005, 10:25:03 PM
I have an urge to make a 30 day twinking warrior that has maxxed skills and dress him up in newbie clothes.

Now, after this, I would go into a tavern and pick the richest pc I could find.

Get them to teach me some things and then ask so many questions they eventually take me somewhere private to teach me these ooc things out of the public eye.
That is where I'd make my move.
Then I would asume this rich pc's identity. Take their name, use their clothes, apartment, lover, whole deal.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ender on January 04, 2005, 04:47:20 AM
I always wanted to emote out completly out of place things.  Such as, in the middle of combat:

you deftly parry the completly average man's attack.

Dawning a pair of oven mits the completly average man reaches into the oven with the greatest of care and pulls out the birthday cake to your delight.

the completly average man viciously chops your head doing horrendous damage.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on January 05, 2005, 10:11:37 PM
I have the urge sometimes to emote things I wouldn't do.


emote doesn't get up and walk over to the doorway.

The blah blah man doesn't get up and walk over to the doorway.

emote doesn't smash the ~templar in the face.

The blah blah man doesn't smash the yada templar in the face.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 06, 2005, 12:11:27 AM
The dark-haired, square-jawed man says in sirihish, "I swear.  Cross my heart, wish me dead, stick a lobster on my head."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: theman913 on January 06, 2005, 02:34:25 PM
Nice topics guys!  it gave me some ideas.

TheMan
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on January 06, 2005, 02:49:40 PM
Use words from people's sdescs specifically to annoy them.

For example(s):
"Your eyes...are like a pair of beautiful emeralds" - the chesty, emerald-eyed babe.
"You're filthy!  Yuck!  Get out of here!" - the filthy, lice-infested youth.
"Yeah, yeah, that's real clever.  I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're not nearly as svelte as you think you are." - the svelte, golden-haired young woman


I could go on forever!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Kankman on January 06, 2005, 04:24:36 PM
Quote from: "Larrath"
Use words from people's sdescs specifically to annoy them.

For example(s):
"Your eyes...are like a pair of beautiful emeralds" - the chesty, emerald-eyed babe.
"You're filthy!  Yuck!  Get out of here!" - the filthy, lice-infested youth.
"Yeah, yeah, that's real clever.  I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're not nearly as svelte as you think you are." - the svelte, golden-haired young woman


I could go on forever!


Someone did this to me once, many years ago. I think I was svelte. It worked, I've never been svelte again. In fact, I even regret being svelte ever. No harm meant to any svelties out there.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 06, 2005, 04:24:45 PM
Raising his fingers threateningly, the Elkrosian says in sirihish, "Don't move, or I'll fill you full of ... little yellow bolts of light."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 06, 2005, 09:32:01 PM
Spec. app. to be a bahamet out in the grasslands.

Then, I'd completely twink out.

First, kill all the guards at the gates with a few good swipes, then, once they're dead, enter the city and the fun begins. Hehehehehehe.

The gigantic, shelled bahamet has entered the tavern.

The man looks at you.
The woman looks at you.
Everybody looks at you.

With a scream of blind panic, an uproar howls throughout the tavern as the gigantic, shelled bahamet begins to trample and swipe through the tavern, throwing tables against the walls, grabbing the bartender and shoving him into his mouth, chomping greedily.

The gigantic, shelled bahamet then picks up a few people and throws them at another crowd of similar-looking humanoids.

Boy, what fun could be had.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Comrade Canadia on January 06, 2005, 09:59:26 PM
I crack jokes in think.... a lot.  Here's two example off of the top of my head.

*playing a templar*

'I am the very model of a modern blue robed temp-e-lar, as a servant of the Dragon I am really quite exem-pe-lar...'

'In matters that are magickal I'm teaming with a lot of news..'

'By the Dragon, I've got it!'

'With many cheerful facts about the summoning of Vivadu!'

Another time I was turning away while a figure of some authority changed her clothes.

'To peek, or not to peek.  That is the question.'

'Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to withstand the slings and arrows of an outraged noble..'

'Or to cast eyes upon a naked Lady, and by all opposing... be forced to consume my own buttocks?  To die.  To sleep.'

'No more!  And by sleep to say we end the the beatings and a thousand hard slaps to the face my wandering eyes are heir to."

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!  To die, to sleep... to sleep perchance to dream!  Aye!  There's the rub!  For in that sleep of death naughty dreams may co...oh!  She's got it on now'

-Dave
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on January 06, 2005, 10:14:11 PM
Quote from: "Rhyden"
The gigantic, shelled bahamet has entered the tavern.

The man looks at you.
The woman looks at you.
Everybody looks at you.

With a scream of blind panic, an uproar howls throughout the tavern as the gigantic, shelled bahamet begins to trample and swipe through the tavern, throwing tables against the walls, grabbing the bartender and shoving him into his mouth, chomping greedily.


Oh my god that would be awesome =) I wish they'd approve your app
request, and I hope that I'm not in that tavern when they do.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on January 09, 2005, 02:03:38 AM
I have always had the urge to get enslaved.

And I mean enslaved by a woman. Or a feminine man. Or a gay man.

I have the urge to get enslaved with all my uber-warriors.

Why? I have no idea, I think it would be awesome if I was enslaved by a slaving house to fight in the arena, or as a pleasure slave, or just as a free guard, or something like that.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on January 09, 2005, 07:02:31 PM
My only urge, and it's not even that odd, right now...

Find the biggest, nastiest thing, kill myself on it.
Find the highest, insane-est fall, splatter myself off it.
Do anything to rid myself of my current PC.

Just so I can move to town after town, stealing any fucking kank that isn't explicitly marked, talking, nailed down, mounted by a templar, or whatever, that is anywhere within even five rooms of a damn shop.  Find the person who bitches the loudest about how unfair it is, and just continually hound them for every kank they have until I stop finding people who bitch.

sdesc?  The svelte, angry-eyed kankthief
Name?  T'wi  N'kylleh
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 09, 2005, 07:04:59 PM
ROFL
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on January 09, 2005, 07:09:28 PM
i like the fall part. And the kank thief part.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 09, 2005, 07:32:50 PM
shout (clutching his ass) Heelp! I've been fekkin' prostated! Oh Tek's balls that hurts!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on January 09, 2005, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: "jhunter"
shout (clutching his ass) Heelp! I've been fekkin' prostated! Oh Tek's balls that hurts!!!


Extending your hand, smacking outward toward his rear as you move past the young, shouting male you say in southern-accented sirihish, "Just Walk it off slap nuts.. I got mine down last week."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on January 09, 2005, 08:16:43 PM
My odd urge is to point out that my application is sitting in the Armageddon inbox just waiting anxiously for someone to look at it.. I think..
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 09, 2005, 10:55:35 PM
tell templar (leaning forward on the bar, his braids waiving chaotically in front of his face) What did the five fingers say to the face?

tell templar (whipping his hand forward and connected solidly with %templar face, causing a loud *THWOCK*) SLAP!!!!

shout (cackling insanely and holding up a bottle of booze as he tips back his wide-brimmed, white crushed velvet hat) I'm Rick James, bitch!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on January 10, 2005, 12:50:09 AM
ROFLMAO!!! I don't know who the fuck Rick James is but that what fucking hysterical!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Deva on January 10, 2005, 09:03:34 AM
I feel the odd urge to emote smacking a PC upside the head if they OOC to me that my androgynous character cannot be gender A because assess -v says they are gender B.

 :roll:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bestatte on January 10, 2005, 10:08:33 AM
I had an odd urge to mess around with the emote symbols and random keywords just to see what it would look like...

emote Red ~cloak %blue ~elf ~stone for three shakes of ~chitin with #boots on @.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on January 11, 2005, 11:37:02 AM
If I ever became an Imm (Krath forbid), I'd immediately be struk with the odd urge to go around and find out everything I could about the game world and current plots. Then I'd make an elven fortune-teller type character who would divulge juicy bits of upcoming plot lines to those involved, ala movie trailer.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 11, 2005, 01:23:44 PM
I'm sure that arsonist or pyromaniac themed Krathi are nothing new, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be fun to play one.

emote stares at the tip of his finger for a moment until a small flame springs to life just above his fingertip.

emote casually reaches over and sets %you robe on fire and watches for ^you reaction with a mixture of dispassionate interest and utter glee.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on January 12, 2005, 08:12:13 PM
The male wearing a pair of dark sunslits and a long black longcloak bends
backwards, avoiding the lanky, brown-skinned gith's bone longsword as
it slashes just over his body.

Moving in slow motion, the male wearing a pair of dark sunslits and a long
black longcloak runs about the lanky, brown-skinned gith, nocking and
firing a barrage of arrows from his ash longbow, waves of motion following
closely behind the speeding arrows.

The lanky, brown-skinned gith, dodging the male wearing a pair of dark
sunslits and a long black longcloak's arrows in slow motion, reaches back
for a spear, tossing it at the male wearing a pair of dark sunslits and a
long black longcloak, who deftly avoids it.

Reaching for his back and pulling several other spears sheathed against
his back, the lanky, brown-skinned gith avoids the male wearing a pair of
dark sunslits and a long black longcloak's arrows, chucking his wooden
spears at him as he rushes towards him.

The male wearing a pair of dark sunslits and a long black longcloak and
the lanky, brown-skinned gith rush towards one another, arrows and
spears flying, each dodging in slow motion as they jump towards each
other, landing inches away, the male wearing a pair of dark sunslits and
a long black longcloak pointing an ash longbow at him.

Laying on his side, his eyes fixed on the male wearing a pair of dark
sunslits and a long black longcloak, the lanky, brown-skinned gith says
to the male wearing a pair of dark sunslits and a long black longcloak, in
an unfamiliar tongue:
  "Yzx'jj odf."

With a slight tip of his head, laying on the ground, the male wearing a pair
of dark sunslits and a long black longcloak says to the lanky, brown-
skinned gith, in sirihish:
  "So are you."


:)

- Ktavialt
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 12, 2005, 08:22:47 PM
Holding her hand-crossbow up to the side of his head, the pale, sable-haired woman tells the gaunt, yellow-skinned gith in sirihish:
       "Dodge this."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 08:32:41 PM
Quote
tell templar (leaning forward on the bar, his braids waiving chaotically in front of his face) What did the five fingers say to the face?

tell templar (whipping his hand forward and connected solidly with %templar face, causing a loud *THWOCK*) SLAP!!!!

shout (cackling insanely and holding up a bottle of booze as he tips back his wide-brimmed, white crushed velvet hat) I'm Rick James, bitch!!!


say (rupturing a serious complexion with a manic giggle) Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Sa'alam,

Dirr
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 12, 2005, 08:42:31 PM
Spec. App. to make a character who's subguild is 'mountain-climber', grab a pickaxe and some rope then get the fuck away from Zalanthas.  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on January 12, 2005, 08:48:29 PM
Special app as giant roc, and then fly around in the desert.
Whenever I see a Bynner group outside the gates on Nekrete, shower them with bird poo.

I can already imagine the poor runners that were thinking they got away.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 13, 2005, 12:16:20 AM
Folding his arms across his chest, the rough-looking unshaven man says, in sirihish, "I got trouble.  One of my men got himself perished."

Replying casually, the long-haired, raspy-voiced man says, in sirihish, "Yeah?  And who might that be?"

Dryly, the rough-looking unshaven man says, in sirihish, "Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order."

Sniffing as he replies, the long-haired, raspy-voiced man says, in sirihish, "Gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spud on January 13, 2005, 12:57:30 AM
Nice, the Crow is an awesome movie.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on January 14, 2005, 02:15:32 PM
knock door

shout (as ~bald begins to play a beat) One

knock door

shout (his jerricurls bobbing in rhythm) Two!

knock door

knock door

shout (beating the tip of ~cane on the door) Three and to the Fo!

shout Snoop Tokky Tok and Templar Dre is at the do'

The bald, unevenly-eyed dark man shouts, in sirihish, 'Ready to make an entrance, so back on up, cause ya know we 'bout to rip shit up!'

wish all Could someone knock down this door please, so we can bust like a bubble?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 14, 2005, 05:05:27 PM
Name a character Krath.  Respond irritably to people swearing in game.

The rugged-looking mercenary says, in sirihish, "Krath!"

In an aggrieved tone of voice, the red-skinned, dark-haired man says, "NOW what?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2005, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: "Rhyden"
The tall figure wearing a black cloak and a black bandana covering his face, obviously a thief, runs into the tavern with a crossbow loaded at hand.

The thief yells in sirihish:
    "Get the hell on tha floo, now, bitches! This is a stick-up.

The mighty mercenary stands up, appauled and draws his sword, narrowing his eyes to the thief.

The thief yells to the mighty mercenary:
   "Put that thing down, yo, or I'll pop a bolt in yo ass!"

The mighty mercenary backs down, dropping his sword.

The thief grabs a bag of money from the bartender and runs out of the tavern just as a two fat soldiers walk into the tavern, munching on some taveller's cakes.

-Ah, the possibilities.



Already been done. Sorry.

Unfortunately nobody played along with it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on January 14, 2005, 08:45:43 PM
Apply to become an immortal for the sole purpose of coding in venereal
diseases.

100 90 100> em plunging deeper and deeper inside ~woman, @ groans
with ecstasy as he explodes inside !woman.
Plunging deeper and deeper inside the slutty, brown-haired woman, the
virile, young man groans in ecstasy as he explodes inside her.

100 90 100> A staff member sends:
    "Okay it looks like you two are mating. Hold on I'll let you get back to
your business, but I just need to check on something."

100 90 100> wish all Huh?
You wish to the immortals:
    "Huh?"

100 90 100> A staff member sends:
    "Ewwee... that's what I thought.... sorry Bob, it looks like you're going
to have to make a few saving throws."

100 90 100> The slutty, brown-haired woman smiles from ear to ear.

100 90 100> The slutty, brown-haired woman wears her black silk thong,
covering a ring of red sores about the groin.

Ktavialt =)

edited minor stuff
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: wizturbo on January 14, 2005, 08:52:33 PM
Lovely.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Majikal on January 16, 2005, 09:37:29 AM
I got a mental image.. I gagged.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: mansa on January 16, 2005, 11:09:40 AM
emote pees in your bum.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 16, 2005, 11:22:17 AM
emote bends over
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sarahjc on January 18, 2005, 01:10:26 PM
To respond to all the threads that start in a question with an answer just to that specific question.

Where is the Email List?
My outlook Contacts


Positions Never Last Long?
Depends on flexibility of the participants and the difficulty of the position.


Sanvean Internet?

I think it would do well. You'd need a good Ad campaign to sell her though.


Isn't it funny?


Sometimes.


Am I mansa?


Do you wear glasses and have lice?


Is Allanak a Newbie City?

Only when Tuluk isn't.



How far are you willing to go?

How much money are we talking about?


Are there any words in Armageddon that Annoy you?

Arm, Don (I always prefered Donald), rage, gone, mage, and demon
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on January 18, 2005, 02:23:10 PM
The sharp-eared, angular-tailed halfling has arrived from west.
>think Oh no!
The sharp-eared, angular-tailed halfling tells you in Sirihish:
        "Pika pika..."
>emote bobs his head to a side staring at ~halfling
>tell halfling Wha'?
In a furious but whiny tone, the sharp-eared, angular-tailed halfling tells you in Sirihish:
         "Pikachuuuu!"
Energy begins to swirl about the sharp-eared, angular-tailed halfling.
>e
>run
>e
>e
>e
........
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on January 18, 2005, 06:59:12 PM
Whenever people are having fun using semi-IC (or non IC) notions in game, I feel like giving them ten 'sids and telling them to save it up for a rainy day.

Or app a templar that will immediately execute any commoner saying something that relates to reading.  His name will be Nahzee, and he'll have a slightly altered cross tattooed on his face.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 18, 2005, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: "Larrath"
Whenever people are having fun using semi-IC (or non IC) notions in game, I feel like giving them ten 'sids and telling them to save it up for a rainy day.

Or app a templar that will immediately execute any commoner saying something that relates to reading.  His name will be Nahzee, and he'll have a slightly altered cross tattooed on his face.


Why not just make the greasy-haired, handlebar-mustashed man?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: DejaVu on January 19, 2005, 07:00:37 AM
Because Hitler didn't have a handle-bar type mustache, duh.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cenghiz on January 19, 2005, 07:13:25 AM
I remember a 'Hitler' in Gaj... But..... It was a RL Hitler. It simply sucked and was quickly destroyed.
There are many players who play out 'Hitler' mentality perfectly. They don't need to look like Hitler. All noble houses in South are racist. All northerns are racist against magickers. Most of them play it out perfectly.
To sum up, I may send odd urges about representations of RL characters but, I wouldn't like seeing someone looking like Hitler, Stalin, Ginghiz Khan, me or any other favourite folks. That would make me stir uncomfortably.
End of derailment

By the way, making a male noble of Oash/Tor or a southern templar who has a secret liking in elven boys would be... interesting.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 20, 2005, 11:48:58 AM
:punch ~templar in the jaw hard.


say (gesturing to his boots and glaring down at ~templar) -You- lick -my- boots...bitch.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on January 20, 2005, 12:30:36 PM
A look of inspiration stealing across his stubbled face, the brown-haired, wild-eyed man leans forward and says, in Boston-accented Sirihish:
             "Meee! Me! I'm the guy, I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I <can find their minds>! I know who they're fuckin'! I know where they live!"

Reverently, the brown-haired, wild-eyed man leans forward and says, in Boston-accented Sirihish:
             "We could kill everyone..."

Taking a pull from his smoke, the small, auburn haired man glances to his brother and asks the tattooed figure in a pair of black sunslits, in irish-accented Sirihish:
             "So whaddya think?"

Rubbing his chin, the tattooed figure in a pair of black sunslits says, in irish-accented Sirihish:
              "I'm strangely comfortable with it."

EDIT: Above the < >'s enclose editing. There are no phones.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 24, 2005, 11:07:25 PM
I want to play a character who both speaks and emotes like killa.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 25, 2005, 02:28:42 PM
I'd love to make a Zalanthan version of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler.  I could wander around Allanak selling food of dubious origins.  Six sid for a meat pie... and that's cutting me own throat!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on January 25, 2005, 03:44:10 PM
Quote from: "Tamarin"
I want to play a character who both speaks and emotes like killa.


It's been done before.

...

By Killa.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on January 25, 2005, 04:10:18 PM
Except I want to do it as a joke, not out of being a complete fucking....you get my point.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on January 25, 2005, 08:13:50 PM
I want to app a templar, die within the first two hours, go back to my body, pick it up and drag it around town, speaking to it as "My little buddy."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on January 25, 2005, 08:58:07 PM
The wild-haired, extremely skinny man bucks his hips seductively and croons, in blues-accented Sirihish::
              "Talkin' bout love.... Talkin' bout love... Talkin' bout..."

The dark haired, moustached man jerks wildly at the strings of a brilliantly painted, wooden guitar, his head banging in time with the groovy tune.

The wild-haired, extremely skinny man leans back and adjusts his shocklingly tight felt leggings, the bulge of his manhood shifting obscenely beneath as he launches once more into song.

Gripping the baobab microphone stand with one hand and jerking it to his mouth and growling huskily into it, the wild-haired, extremely skinny man croons in blues-accented Sirihish::
              "Groovin' down the freeway..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spud on January 26, 2005, 10:47:06 PM
emote penetrates you
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 26, 2005, 10:52:37 PM
Gather several players and make pcs based off characters from Pulp Fiction.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on January 27, 2005, 12:59:00 AM
Quote from: "jhunter"
Gather several players and make pcs based off characters from Pulp Fiction.


Jerking his hand down a few times as he sits over the pale, sweaty girl, the red-headed spice dealer in a dirty blue robe exclaims, in sirihish:
         "...and you gotta bring it down in a stabbing motion..."

Staring stupidly at the large bone needle in his hand, the slick haired, well-dressed man replies, in sirihish:
          "You want me to stab her three times?!"



Send me a mail when you do this, jhunter. I want Vincent Vega or Jules. For sure.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 27, 2005, 02:33:14 AM
Pointing his handcrossbow in the brown-haired youth's face, the ebon-skinned, puffy-haired man asks, in sirihish: "Does Marcellus Kurac look like a bitch?"

Shaking, with his hands in the air, the brown-haired youth says, in sirihish: "N-n-n-no..."

Still aiming his handcrossbow at the brown-haired youth's face, the ebon-skinned, puffy-haired man asks, in sirihish: "Then why you trying to feck him huh?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on January 27, 2005, 02:56:35 AM
App a sorceror named Timm. Find him a horned helmet and robes, then have his life's goal be to enchant things and slay vicious skeet with big long teeth.

Also:

The thick, broad-shouldered templar moves through the desert, pretending to be on a kank.

The scrawny, ugly attendant claps scrab shells together behind the templar as they romp through the desert.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on January 27, 2005, 04:14:18 AM
Bogre created, with a stroke of genius:
Quote
The thick, broad-shouldered templar moves through the desert, pretending to be on a kank.

The scrawny, ugly attendant claps scrab shells together behind the templar as they romp through the desert.


Fucking BRAVO!

Squinting up from under his steel helmet, his voice resounding off of the outpost walls, the thick, broad-shouldered templar shouts, in sirihish;
"In the name of Tektolnes, we demand entrance to this kinda-sacred outpost!!"

Bellowing down from the top of the outpost wall, banging his hands on his pointy-helm, the massively moustached man shouts, in sirihish;
"No chance, Allanaki bed-wetting types.  We burst our pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Naiona on January 27, 2005, 04:18:08 AM
I have always wanted to switch into a certain type of very bad creature and demand a shrubbery as my sacrifice.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on January 27, 2005, 06:42:58 PM
I've recently wanted to make some joke threads on the GDB. I remember back on the old GDB, someone (Angela Christine, I'm pretty sure), wrote a funny one on how she "beat" Armageddon and was moving on to other games. I've been considering making a poll with the title: "Should there be a character wipe?" or one discussing the advantages of making Armageddon pay-per-play.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous Templar on January 27, 2005, 07:19:55 PM
I'm tempted to round up all the link-dead characters standing around in the streets of Allanak and put them in the arena.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on January 27, 2005, 07:21:46 PM
Contact figure, take the sdesc and break

Contact 2.figure, take the sdesc and break

Contact 3.figure, take the sdesc and break

Contact 4.figure, take the sdesc and break.

Now go to a templar and make up a story how four people attacked you, one casted even a spell and such..  Oh..Of course, give the sdesc of those you got.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: corona on January 27, 2005, 07:38:27 PM
I want to make a pc with 'fuckable' in the desc..

the sultry, fuckable woman

Hehe.. talk about f-me!  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 27, 2005, 09:34:21 PM
I'd really love to do this sometime in my Arm career:

<Marching in a straight line, the unit of color-clad dwarves make their way over to a large obsidian deposit, pick-axes over their shoulders.

<Upon reaching the obsidian deposit, the unit of color-clad dwarves raise their pick-axes and begin to mine away at the obsidian, breaking off large and small chunks.

<Suddenly, as if on cue, the unit of color-clad dwarves begin to sing in mirukkim: "Hi ho. Hi ho, it's off to work we go!"

<The following tune finishes with high pitched whistles, blending in with the original song very nicely.

<Once collecting every piece of obsidian into bags, the unit of color-clad dwarves raise their pick-axes over their shoulders once again, marching off to the east as the last dwarf with large floppy ears pulls along a small wooden wagon, containing their obsidian.

<Off in the distance, still heard loudly, the unit of color-clad dwarves sing out with pride, in mirukkim: "Hi ho. Hi ho. It's off to work we go!"

<The almost suspected whistling continues the song, becoming more faint as the unit of color-clad dwarves disappear gradually across the horizon, along with their melody.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on January 27, 2005, 11:05:28 PM
I'll help you out with that sometime Rhyden. When I have a master miner dwarf!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: flurry on January 28, 2005, 12:26:31 AM
I submitted an NPC once with "itsy-bitsy" in the sdesc.  They changed that part.  (And no, it wasn't a spider.)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on January 28, 2005, 04:10:06 AM
More inspiration from the supermodels thread:

I want to play a f-me half-giant.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on January 28, 2005, 04:14:51 AM
Quote from: "Akaramu"
I want to play a f-me half-giant.


Seen it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on January 28, 2005, 04:40:02 AM
Quote from: "Akaramu"


I want to play a f-me half-giant.


Make it a prostiute, and I will be there.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on January 28, 2005, 06:01:46 AM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Quote from: "Akaramu"


I want to play a f-me half-giant.


Make it a prostiute, and I will be there.


The buxom, flower-crowned half-giant exclaims, in sirihish, grinning broadly as she presses the thin, delicate-featured man against her curvaceous chest, "Look at the little human! He is cute! Give Mama a hug!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on January 28, 2005, 06:15:55 AM
Quote from: "Akaramu"
Quote from: "Ghost"
Quote from: "Akaramu"


I want to play a f-me half-giant.


Make it a prostiute, and I will be there.


The buxom, flower-crowned half-giant exclaims, in sirihish, grinning broadly as she presses the thin, delicate-featured man against her curvaceous chest, "Look at the little human! He is cute! Give Mama a hug!"



Without any racisim included in this you need to make this half-giant black and speak with a sort of southern accent calling everyone Child and shit. Big lips, large ass, big tits and ebon locked hair that isn't even hers.. Now that would absolutly be hysterical.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 28, 2005, 10:01:36 AM
I didn't see anything like this in the thread yet, so... create a ranger, buy some long hooks, go out to the salt flats, and ride a salt worm.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on January 28, 2005, 03:23:00 PM
The tall, hard-nosed templar says to you in sirihish, holding out his hand:
"The fine for that is three hundred coins."

>tell templar (placing a pouch of coins in ^templar other hand and winking) Why don't we make that just a hundred coins, oh great and merciful Lord Templar, eh?

>give templar 200 coins
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on January 28, 2005, 10:51:29 PM
Get a maxed sorcerer and catch a random warrior victim.  After using my barrage of disabling spells, keep them in place and break into a Disneyesque song about how powerful I am and how fucked they are.

And create a troupe of three PC bards specifically for that performence.


Extending his right arm, fingers together as though holding a pinch of spice, the grey-tattooed man sings, in sirihish:
"He's gonna kill you--"
Joining in with the grey-tattooed man, the slutty woman sings, in sirihish:
"Kill you---"
Her voice trembling a little, the green-eyed young woman sings, in sirihish:
"Kiiiiill you!!!"
Looking up from behind the three women as he finishes to sharpen a longknife, the aged defiler exclaims, in sirihish:
"That's right!".
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on January 29, 2005, 05:06:00 AM
That was absolutely hysterical, Larrath.

Reminded me of the scene in 'The Incredibles' where Frozone makes fun of that stupid villain who had him trapped and started rambling on to no end about how he would take over the world, kill the superhero, etc etc.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 29, 2005, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: "creeper386"
I'll help you out with that sometime Rhyden. When I have a master miner dwarf!


I'll hold you up on that one, Creeper. But just know now that I call Grumpy.  :twisted:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on January 29, 2005, 02:44:19 PM
Larrath - count me in as one of the bards.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on January 29, 2005, 03:31:04 PM
I've had the urge to create a topic called THE BEST RAIDING POST EVER, BITCHES!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: pot_of_stew on January 29, 2005, 08:00:19 PM
Well how about wishing up after a crash,

Wish all: Umm... I lost like 100,000 sids in my inventory after the crash...mind if anyone help me out?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on January 29, 2005, 08:05:14 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit's sig"
Pulling back the tattered curtain to look wistfully out the large, arched window, the wide-nosed, black-haired ragamuffin sings, in 'rinthi-accented sirihish:
"Rinth rat, street trash... I don't buy that..."


I have this nearly irresistable urge to make an Aladdin ripoff character. A 'rinthi pickpocket/bard that stares at Tektolnes' tower every night from his little corner of roof, dreaming of a great life "out there" in the city beyond. To accomplish his aims, he poses as a rich merchant's son and tries to woo a noble's daughter and supplant himself as her father's advisor, ousting the evil, manipulative bastard that currently occupies the position.

I'll also need a sidekick - the top-knotted, blue half-giant, a defiler/house servant.

Any takers?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 29, 2005, 08:13:39 PM
Quote
I'll also need a sidekick - the top-knotted, blue half-giant, a defiler/house servant.

Any takers?



I'm down...so long as I don't have to hang out in a lamp and solo rp.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 29, 2005, 08:18:30 PM
Quote from: "Delirium"

I'll also need a sidekick - the top-knotted, blue half-giant, a defiler/house servant.

Any takers?


What about Apu? The stringy, google-eyed monkey (burglar/thief)? I'll play him only if I get to sit on your shoulder when my stamina's low and I say nothing but squeaky little ape-noises.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on January 29, 2005, 08:29:15 PM
Delirium, I'll admit, my first character ever was pretty much supposed to be an Aladdin rip-off. He was a young, reasonably good looking pickpocket/bard who only stole out of neccesity.
It turns out, however, that the Allanak militia slits your throat for stealing bread, instead of following you on merry chase through the city and backing you up with their gruff but likeable baritone voices.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 29, 2005, 09:30:09 PM
I find it funny how so many of us relate Disney movies to Zalanthas. Really weird correlation.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on January 30, 2005, 12:22:05 AM
I gotta special app a critter someday. Abu would kick ass.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on January 30, 2005, 11:13:55 PM
Join the Byn with a totally stereotypical flamboyant homosexual who's a tad on the feminine side:

The rugged, rough sarge says in a tough-accented sirhish: "'Right mates! 'ime fer latrine cl'eenin."

A group of tough runners and troopers all bob their heads.

Crossing his scrawny arms and sighing dramatically, the slender flamboyant man says, in a feminine sirhish: "Ewwie, I'm -not- going in there again, last time I got poo poo all over my pink silks!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on January 31, 2005, 12:26:20 PM
change ldesc is standing here doing nothing, or is he?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: moonlightsonata on January 31, 2005, 08:08:44 PM
I have the odd urge to make a character based off Scream.

>A figure in a long black hooded greatcloak has arrived.

>l figure

>The figure in a long black hooded greatcloak is using:

<Worn on body> A long black hooded greatcloak
<Worn on face> A long featureless obsidian mask
<Primary wield> A slim bone dagger

>A figure in a long black hooded greatcloak raises his arm, a slim bone dagger glittering menacingly in the fading light.

>emote screams and kicks out at ~figure, ignoring the fact that she is a buff assassin.

>A figure in a long black hooded greatcloak's slim bone dagger arches down towards your throat!

...Welcome to Armageddon.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on January 31, 2005, 11:01:06 PM
Ooh oooh, inspired by the above: special app a tribe of apparantly harmless fuzzy halflings that are city-dwellers. They live peacefully until they eat after midnight, and then they all become evil and voracious creatures. We'll then run around like gremlins and cause chaos!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on February 01, 2005, 12:21:49 PM
emote bitchslaps ~character, humiliating !character.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: wizturbo on February 01, 2005, 12:32:24 PM
To construct a half-giant harness and make a midget noble that rides on one's back to all social functions.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Templar of The Kanks on February 02, 2005, 05:11:57 AM
- Call some NPC soldiers and rob the nenyuk.

- Close city gates and collect extra tax whoever wishes to pass.

- Wrestle with a half-Giant soldier and win.
 
- Walk into tavern followed by naked soldiers.

- Clean all NPCs in a tavern.

- Put NPC soldiers to each table in a tavern.

- Promote some creatures to soldier, and bring them into city.

- Close every public quit room enterance with a couple giants guarding.

- Enslave all F-me PCs.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on February 02, 2005, 10:32:15 AM
The blonde-haired man dressed all in black says, in sirihish, "My brains, his brawn, and your sword against sixty men, and that's supposed to make me happy?"

The massive half-giant grins and nods.

The long-haired, mustachioed man says, in melodiously-accented sirihish, "We have the albino's wheelbarrow..."

The blonde-haired man dressed all in black says, in sirihish, "Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?  Now if only we had a Holocaust Cloak..."

Pulling a huge black cloak out of his pack, the massive half-giant says, in sirihish, "What about this?"

Sharply, the blonde-haired man dressed all in black says, in sirihish, "Where did you get that?"

With a grin, the massive half-giant says, in sirihish, "I found it at Miracle Max's, and it fit so well he said I could keep it!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Majikal on February 03, 2005, 07:14:51 PM
make a krathi with orange-spiked hair, go around worshipping the dragon with an awkard theory of having seven spheres gives him the power to summon the creature and make a wish.

Hurling a large ball of flames at the tuluki guard, the orange-spiked glowing figure says in super-saiyan: "Kammay Aaamaay Ah!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 03, 2005, 07:36:19 PM
Get together a Krathian, a Rukkian, a Vividuan, a Whiran, and a blatantly homosexual guy of no utility whatsoever and go around trying to prevent defilers from dumping toxic waste into the sea of silt and Tulukis from cutting down trees and not replanting.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on February 03, 2005, 07:39:57 PM
The silvery, green-haired half-giant says, in sirihish:
"With your powers combined, I am... CAPTAIN ZALANTHAS!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Agent_137 on February 03, 2005, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
The silvery, green-haired half-giant says, in sirihish:
"With your powers combined, I am... CAPTAIN ZALANTHAS!"


He's so be a preserver.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 03, 2005, 07:49:01 PM
Inspired by ERS (the post...not the poster...):

Get five Fale lords.

I'm talking flaming...like Kojiro, times 15 000 000...

Get a big wagon....

Ride around Allanak...

Storm into various taverns, inns, pubs, houses, apartments...

Grab soldiers, bynners, miners...

Pull them into the wagon...

Make blatantly homosexual comments and assessments about the victim's attire...

Then force them to dress in silks, and toss them back out and drive off.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on February 04, 2005, 08:42:19 AM
Apply for immship...succeed...and then make my name Ximminy, or Savack, or Nassalin...you get the idea.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 04, 2005, 10:21:25 AM
Nessalout.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on February 04, 2005, 11:18:16 PM
Someday I'm gonna get those twinks that rob from some one asleep with no RP whatsoever, enev when they arent a thief. I mean even though theyre asleep, it would still be hard to remove pants of a chestplate. so...

find somwhere with one or two soldiers.
change ldesc is sleeping here.
The random guy is sleeping here.

and of course, unless they are an uber thief, they get caught. and i get in trouble with the imms
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on February 04, 2005, 11:33:23 PM
I have sort of done that before.
Noone touched me, how sad.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on February 05, 2005, 08:32:48 AM
say (glaring menancingly at ~man) Oh yeah? Well *CENSORED* you mother*CENSORED*!!! I cut off your *CENSORED* *CENSORED* and shove them straight up your *CENSORED* sideways, *CENSORED*! Then what I'm going to do you pathetic *CENSORED*, I'm going to *CENSORED* your mother in the *CENSORED* while you sit there and cry like the little *CENSORED* that you are, *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!

emote lunges at you swinging his hammer hard at your head.

OOC *Fade to black.*

OOC *Edited due to extreme violence and gore.*

OOC *Fade in.*

say (standing over ~corpse) That's right you *CENSORED* *CENSORED*, who's laughing now?!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: pot_of_stew on February 06, 2005, 04:28:38 AM
Oooh! I got one.

Eat head.

Yeah, once I have to deposite this head of another pc out of the city gates.
So for no reason at all, instead of chucking it away, I typed in eat head...thank god I deleted it before pushing the enter button.

I wonder what will the solders at the gates think if.......

The so and so woman eats the head of so and so.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on February 06, 2005, 04:31:59 AM
Get a templar to lure me into a sexual scene. And then....

I type in "Eat templar"

You can't eat that!" will be my reply.

Then I will tell the templar Seems, I can't eat you, so I'll be off. Holla yo.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: killa on February 06, 2005, 11:27:39 AM
for the longest time i wanted to piss off a templar to the point that know one will ever do.

like  hit on a female templar lol that be funny. would she torcher me, kill me on the spot, or take it laugh walk away, or torcher the character in a different way :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on February 07, 2005, 10:27:19 AM
Make a PCmerchant.  And go to the tavern at nights.

When people ask you what you sell, tell them:

"I am closed.  Come back at dawn."

And sip your drink.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on February 08, 2005, 08:17:24 PM
1. Subdue many, many giant spiders.

2. Smuggle them through the gates.

3. Release them into the labyrinth.

4. Wait for them to breed.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on February 08, 2005, 08:49:49 PM
Code: [Select]
>w

>You topple off the side of the Shield Wall...
     Type 'west now' if you really want to plunge over which will probably result in instadeath and may or may not severely injure your spine and or other major limbs. Of course, if you didn't want to be a total noob and decided to let your character live a little longer, I'd suggest not typing in 'west now'. Then again, you only live once...Come on, just do it...c'mon...what? Chicken? Bwak bwak bwak...just do it...ok...do it now....
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on February 08, 2005, 09:03:27 PM
You are Runner, a Runner of the T'zai Byn.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on February 09, 2005, 12:01:57 AM
Special app to play a living section of the Shield Wall.

Walk away from my place in search of Bynners to eat.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on February 10, 2005, 12:47:25 PM
wish all Anyway you guys can lower taxes and fuel costs? I mean everything keeps going up while wages remain the same. I know you're all powerful and I was hoping you might be able to do something about it, I swear I'll never ask you to animate anything again. Maybe have The Dragon take out Bush? C'mon, he wiped out an entire city-state before...he's just one man...one very dumb man...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 10, 2005, 09:21:21 PM
emote farts in your general direction
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on February 10, 2005, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: "EvilRoeSlade"
emote farts in your general direction


Code: [Select]
>enter tavern

>[A cramped tavern full of PCs]

>emote penetrates you.

>quit
Title: hi everyone im joel
Post by: kenc899 on February 10, 2005, 10:45:31 PM
hey everyone I am new here Just wanted to introduce myself This seems like a nice message board
Title: Re: hi everyone im joel
Post by: jhunter on February 10, 2005, 10:50:19 PM
Quote from: "kenc899"
hey everyone I am new here Just wanted to introduce myself This seems like a nice message board



Boy are you in for a rude awakening.

J/K Welcome!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter on February 10, 2005, 11:17:57 PM
1) Make a male dwarf.

2) Go into a crowded tavern...naked.

3) Head directly to the stage and step up on it, hollering for everyone's attention.

4) sing (as he begins to shake his naked ass toward the crowd, rubbing his stubby-fingered hands over it lewdly) If yeh want me body and yeh think Ah'm sexee...

Etc...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on February 11, 2005, 01:56:12 AM
Quote
1) Make a male dwarf.

2) Go into a crowded tavern...naked.

3) Head directly to the stage and step up on it, hollering for everyone's attention.

4) sing (as he begins to shake his naked ass toward the crowd, rubbing his stubby-fingered hands over it lewdly) If yeh want me body and yeh think Ah'm sexee...


Seen that done, more or less. Too bad if you missed it.  :wink:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on February 12, 2005, 01:49:27 PM
Remake some of my old characters on another mud  :shock:  and play them as though they were actually magickally displaced Zalanthans.  An urge for Saturdays only, of course.  :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on February 18, 2005, 11:46:53 PM
I have the odd urge of admitting that I never use names in my Targetting.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: fearwig on February 19, 2005, 12:22:22 AM
Yeah. I'm guilty of the same. That turns into a problem when there are 2 or 3 women with "petite" (which seems on a whim to be unique, right?) or either gender with "sinewy" (heh).
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vanth on February 19, 2005, 02:05:51 AM
I really feel like keyword trends go in waves.  Sometimes the hot keyword is 'lithe', sometimes it's 'svelte', sometimes it's 'bony', sometimes it's 'sinewy'.  I've had several times when I've shared multiple keywords with another PC, unintentionally.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on February 19, 2005, 02:13:21 AM
Yes most horrible when you use different keywords for someone else and STILL target yourself. GAH!

Anyways, I say just kill the offending copy cat.


Creeper
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on February 19, 2005, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: "creeper386"
Yes most horrible when you use different keywords for someone else and STILL target yourself. GAH!

Anyways, I say just kill the offending copy cat.


Creeper




OOC: You have my PC's keywords! This crime warrents punishment and the punishment is death!

kill (offending copy cat)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: fearwig on February 19, 2005, 02:21:22 AM
That sounds like a challenge. Maybe my next character will exist for the purpose of starting such a keyword trend.

The attenuated, avoluminous, sylphlike elf stands here skinnily, being all skinny and stuff.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: creeper386 on February 19, 2005, 02:24:07 AM
Quote from: "xX_Cathedral_Xx"
Quote from: "creeper386"
Yes most horrible when you use different keywords for someone else and STILL target yourself. GAH!

Anyways, I say just kill the offending copy cat.


Creeper




OOC: You have my PC's keywords! This crime warrents punishment and the punishment is death!

kill (offending copy cat)


Hey, I had to tack in a something for this to be on topic!

Creeper ... wait ... On Topic?!?!? SHIT!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on February 19, 2005, 03:14:05 AM
Create a templar who's mdesc is simply: "You have no idea what this templar looks like, because you're too afraid to look at his face."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: fearwig on February 19, 2005, 03:51:37 AM
No, no--

The cold-eyed, steely, cruel, wry-faced, hawk-nosed, jagged-featured templar.

That is the only acceptable sdesc for a templar, damnit!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on February 19, 2005, 03:59:52 AM
Quote from: "fearwig"
No, no--

The cold-eyed, steely, cruel, wry-faced, hawk-nosed, jagged-featured templar.

That is the only acceptable sdesc for a templar, damnit!



You're missing one thing..

the cold-eyed, steely, cruel, wry-faced, hawk-nosed, tight-assed, jagged-featured templar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on February 19, 2005, 04:05:05 AM
Have one of my PCs pkilled by another player.
Then, when I'm thrust into a PvP situation with the same player again, intentionally typo the name into an emote.

That is:
"His ghastly eyes reflecting the skye's bloody hue, the evil badass brings his scimitar down on the lesser badass' neck", or anything else to that effect.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SpyGuy on February 19, 2005, 01:28:52 PM
Start a shop that sells only phallic vegetables and scented oils.  Wait for the 'sids to start rolling in.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: facehugger on February 19, 2005, 11:02:41 PM
> contact templar

> psi Can you hear me now?

> psi Good!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bushranger on February 24, 2005, 05:51:59 PM
Change Objective To hire a group of bards to follow me around and play my characters theme music.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: SpyGuy on February 25, 2005, 10:37:10 PM
Quote from: "Bushranger"
Change Objective To hire a group of bards to follow me around and play my characters theme music.


This is genius!  What better propaganda then your own personal bard singing your tune as you walk along the street?  You too could be Brave Sir Robin!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: fearwig on February 26, 2005, 03:05:01 AM
Could a swallow carry coconuts to the Known World?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on February 26, 2005, 05:38:06 AM
To have IC sex with a PC via the Way.. To make it that much more interesting, have IC sex via the Way while in the same room as the person, laying on two different beds. I once saw that in a chineese porno, infact.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spoon on February 26, 2005, 08:58:42 AM
To shout "Yoink!" whenever I had a character steal something.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on February 26, 2005, 10:19:45 AM
To play a ranger / head hunter who kills cute fluffy furry anime style mutants.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: eska on February 26, 2005, 12:21:55 PM
xX_Cathedral_Xx wrote:
Quote
To have IC sex with a PC via the Way


Well.. Actually I've had mudsex with a PC via the Way with one of my old chars.. My char was in Allanak and his lover was in Tuluk.. :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on February 26, 2005, 01:27:34 PM
Quote from: "xX_Cathedral_Xx"
To have IC sex with a PC via the Way.. To make it that much more interesting, have IC sex via the Way while in the same room as the person, laying on two different beds. I once saw that in a chineese porno, infact.


Also demolition man Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone put on those
dumb headgear things and kinda psychically go at it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: xX_Cathedral_Xx on February 26, 2005, 03:34:36 PM
To pay an Immortal $10 dollars to delete the entire thread called "the word game" on OOC Chatter. To see it gone would bring me much, much joy and the server as well!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Angela Christine on February 26, 2005, 06:43:59 PM
I want diamond-studded leather armor.


Then when a mek eats me he'll chip a tooth!


AC
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on February 26, 2005, 07:08:55 PM
To mass email ever present and former staff member with offers of sexual favors.

Gotta get more karma, after all...

-WP
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Vositus on February 27, 2005, 01:10:36 AM
say (eyes fluttering open slowly)Dude... I think I just had sex with a Tregil...
Title: Gonads in the Lightning!
Post by: Angela Christine on February 27, 2005, 05:14:51 PM
I have the urge to create an Elkrosian whose themesong is  Gonads and Strife (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php).  I'm not sure exactly how the themesong would influence character development, but I have a morbid curiosity about it.  I believe spice and unfortunate placement of lightning may be involved.



Angela Christine

ps.  If you've seen the video and went "what the hell was that?" here are links that discuss it and even provide lyrics.  
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Gonads%20and%20Strife
http://www.answers.com/topic/weeee
Title: Re: Gonads in the Lightning!
Post by: Rhyden on February 27, 2005, 05:27:50 PM
Quote from: "Angela Christine"
I have the urge to create an Elkrosian whose themesong is Gonads and Strife.


Gonads in the Lightning!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ktavialt on February 27, 2005, 05:29:19 PM
Quote from: "xX_Cathedral_Xx"
To pay an Immortal $10 dollars to delete the entire thread called "the word game" on OOC Chatter. To see it gone would bring me much, much joy and the server as well!


Seconded. Fun at first but, bleh.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: halfhuman on March 01, 2005, 10:46:16 PM
I want a character that's soo militarily enthuised that when his Seargent contacts him via the way and he's like "This date is soo boring! She keeps talking about her cats!"  I'll pull up in the war chariot, drive it into the Traders, and kill everyone there. Kinda like John Clease (Sir Lancelot) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when he was rescuing that fag guy who was forced to marry against his will.


THAT, and I want a dwarven physician who's focus is to find a cure to being Krath stricken.  (when a character goes link dead, some people say they went "krath stricken" ie, staring into space)

I want to have a wet dream while I'm the only one in the barracks that actually emotes sleeping.

I want to open the dump valves of oil tankers on all those pretty french beaches I'll never see, I want to breath fire.... er, wait...

After reading the book, I want to make a Fight Club in Armageddon. I want to be like, "You have to accept the fact that maybe Tektolnes DOESN'T LIKE YOU."  And then I'll try and flashpowder the trade ministry building over onto the Nenyuki bank.

Speaking of which, I've always wanted to make a "soot-covered, burn-scarred dwarf" that unibombs.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: LBO on March 09, 2005, 07:46:23 AM
On the subject of Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Play a Merchant with a daft NPC son, a couple of NPC guards and an Estate that lies in a rather bad piece of land...

MERCHANT: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
HERBERT: What, the curtains?
MERCHANT: No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see! Stretched out over the dunes and gorges of this land! This'll be your Estate, lad!
HERBERT: But, Mother--
MERCHANT: Father, I'm Father.
HERBERT: But Father, I don't want any of that.
MERCHANT: Listen, lad. I've built this Estate up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was silt. The templars said I was daft to build an Estate in the silt, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the silt. So, I built a second one. That sank into the silt. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the silt. But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the strongest Estate in these lands.
HERBERT: But I don't want any of that -- I'd rather--
MERCHANT: Rather what?!
HERBERT: I'd rather... just... [music] ...sing!
MERCHANT: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land around here .
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
MERCHANT: Listen, Alice...
HERBERT: Herbert.
MERCHANT: Herbert. We live in the bloody silt. We need all the land we can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
MERCHANT: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
HERBERT: I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have...a certain... special...[music] ...something...
MERCHANT: Cut that out, cut that out. Look, you're marryin' Miss Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea. [smack] Guards! Make sure my son doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
GUARD #2: Hic!
MERCHANT: No, no. Until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
MERCHANT: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: And you'll come and get him.
GUARD #2: Hic!
MERCHANT: Right.
GUARD #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
MERCHANT: No, no. Leaving the room.
GUARD #1: Leaving the room, yes.
MERCHANT: All right?
GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
MERCHANT: Yes, what is it?
GUARD #1: Oh, if-if, oh--
MERCHANT: Look, it's quite simple.
GUARD #1: Uh...
MERCHANT: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the
room. All right?
GUARD #2: Hic!
MERCHANT: Right.
GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?
MERCHANT: N- No no no. You just keep him in here, and make sure--
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave and we were--
MERCHANT: No, no, just keep him in here--
GUARD #1: Until you, or anyone else,--
MERCHANT: No, not anyone else, just me--
GUARD #1: Just you.
GUARD #2: Hic!
MERCHANT: Get back.
GUARD #1: Get back.
MERCHANT: Right?
GUARD #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
MERCHANT: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: What?
MERCHANT: Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: The Prince?
MERCHANT: Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
MERCHANT: Is that clear?
GUARD #2: Hic!
GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.
MERCHANT: Right. [starts to leave] Where are you going?
GUARD #1: We're coming with you.
MERCHANT: No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right.
HERBERT: But, Father!
MERCHANT: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!
GUARD #2: Hic!
MERCHANT: Oh, go get a glass of water.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: halfhuman on March 10, 2005, 10:29:04 PM
Ouch. I hope you cut and pasted that! If not, I envy you, you know, despite the fact that your fingers probably blistered and started on FIRE!

Now you've done it! I have to get a HUGE chunk of obsidian, make it into a large gortok, or lizard, or something, and roll it up to Tuluk, hiding inside, poised to jump out and kill some northerners!!!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: joyofdiscord on March 10, 2005, 10:32:55 PM
The guards would have to be half-giants.  If you think about it, that scene would make perfect sense in that context.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on March 12, 2005, 03:40:16 PM
Nah, I think the guards should both be humans who greatly resemble Eric Idle and Graham Chapman.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on March 12, 2005, 03:59:27 PM
You say to the rich merchant woman, in rinthi-accented sirihish:
"If you've got the money, honey, we've got your disease."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on March 13, 2005, 02:54:01 AM
While pressing down on his ragged, dark-cloth hat, his lips twisted into an evil smile as he watches the faces of a few dirty-faced young thief boys, the spindly, crook-nosed old man sings, in an english-accented sirhish:
      "You've gotta pick a pocket or two-ooo! You've, gotta-pick-a-pocket-or-two!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on March 15, 2005, 10:28:27 AM
The tentacled, flat-nosed mutant folds his arms across his chest and says in sirihish, "Like Crichton says, it's always better to go down on a swing."

Carefully correcting, the black-haired, blue-eyed man says, in sirihish, "Go down swinging."

______________________

The lithe, dark-haired woman says, in sirihish, "She gives me a woody."

[No one says anything]

The lithe, dark-haired woman says, in sirihish, "Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often. When you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you..."

With exaggerated emphasis, the black-haired, blue-eyed man says, in sirihish, "Willies. She gives you the willies."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on March 23, 2005, 07:39:58 PM
To design the first Kuraci disc-golf park.

Winding up for his swing, bringing a bone-edged throwing disc forward in a swift arc and releasing with a snap of the wrist, the mohawked, blue-eyed man says, in sirihish;
   "I got the idea from watching a pair of half giants amuse themselves with a dead dwarf for about three hours..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spoon on March 23, 2005, 07:41:42 PM
Gonna make that cross-dressing lumberjack one of these days...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on March 23, 2005, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: "Spoon"
Gonna make that cross-dressing lumberjack one of these days...


Seen it.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spoon on March 23, 2005, 08:45:59 PM
Seen it in real life, or in game?

Damn, where's that derailment thread...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on March 23, 2005, 09:01:38 PM
In the game.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on March 25, 2005, 09:45:26 AM
Quote
You can also: Use perfume <insert name>.
In other words, you can douse someone else with perfume.
-Ashyom


I feel another odd urge coming on... c'mere you smelly little 'rinther!  Hold still!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on March 26, 2005, 09:45:19 PM
Not really an odd urge, but I hope someday I'll get a warrior who's fluent in Heshrak just from listening to Gith war-cries.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2005, 09:55:48 PM
Someday I'm gonna just do some random change ldesc's or drop object shit.

drop fruit is here, stuck in to the head lumbering,two eyed man.
A lagre ginka fruit is here, stuck in to the head of the lumbering,two eyed man.

or

change ldesc is here idly picking at his uber plasma longsword with a long, calloused finger, while his other hand is polishing his ultimate solid steel suit of armor. ect.

Mostly shit to piss of the imms and possibly everyone around but ye know. :D
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Spud on March 30, 2005, 01:06:15 AM
emote gives ~person 50000 coins.

The random man gives you 50000 coins. :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on April 01, 2005, 06:15:02 PM
Sit in a tavern for half an hour in some idling party and go "emote idles".
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on April 06, 2005, 01:47:46 PM
Raising his rune-etched bastard sword into the sky, the scarred, blood-soaked man shouts in sirihish:
               "FINISH HIM!"

The scarred, blood-soaked man does a triple flip through the air, spinning multiple times, before bringing the edge of his sword down onto the crippled scrab's face.

Removing his hands from the sword, which now stands upright through the head of a dead scrab, the scarred, blood-soaked man shouts in sirihish:
            "FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anarchy on April 08, 2005, 02:50:34 AM
I always wanted a half-giant ranger who was afraid of tracks

"By Tek's hairy balls there are footprints.."

emote glances at her compainions

"..but no feet! RUN!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on April 15, 2005, 12:59:49 AM
typo thong This object should be wearable on the head.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on April 15, 2005, 03:41:58 AM
I want to play a -fat- elven Rukkian.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: bracken on April 15, 2005, 03:10:18 PM
I want to be a uber H&S warrior that has no fear of death, can spill the blood of a horde of npc's, is tall, dark and handsome and is a WINNER.
(sigh)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on April 15, 2005, 05:15:06 PM
I want to be the assassin that knocks off bracken's uber warrior.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on April 15, 2005, 05:30:58 PM
I want to be a thief who steals your fun :P
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: pot_of_stew on April 16, 2005, 01:12:14 AM
A Whiran that flies around with a broomstick. Sdesc: The green-eyed, lightening scarred boy.

name: Harris Pottery.

Background: Parents killed by defiler by the name of Holdamort. Now lives in a magicker tower deep in some unexplored forest.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Incognito on April 16, 2005, 05:08:53 AM
An elven pick-pocket or burglar, working as a Nenyuki agent !!!

Nuff said.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on May 16, 2005, 08:54:43 AM
Use Austin Powers-style lines. Especially when talking to nobles, or -even better- templars.

---
Licking his finger and then wiping it on her robes, the small, grinning man says to the arrogant, white-haired templar, in sirihish:
     "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."
---
At your seat, the small, grinning man says in sirihish, propping an elbow against the bar counter casually and addressing the brutally-scarred, towering woman:
     "I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the Known World tonight."
---
Cocking his head with a sly wink to her, the small, grinning man says to the pallid, graceful woman, in sirihish:
     "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
---
At your seat, the small, grinning man says in sirihish, jerking a thumb over his shoulder:
     "My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Sir Diealot on May 16, 2005, 10:00:57 AM
Make a Dwarf without a Scottish Accent.  :shock:  :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Stroker on May 16, 2005, 10:37:12 PM
Actually roleplay..... yeah, I know - it's a scary urge.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Marauder Moe on May 18, 2005, 03:05:39 PM
Make a character with a neck injury that physically prevents him from nodding.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on May 19, 2005, 09:35:57 AM
While playing Kruth, say, "Doh!  Doh!  Doh! ... I mean... woohoo..."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Whira's Luck on May 19, 2005, 12:38:55 PM
To have a love dodecahedron.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adrien on May 20, 2005, 12:15:08 AM
best thing to do its to talk back to a templar  :lol:

try it sometime you die so fast you dont know what kills you

i also wana make a freak of nature character that looks like diablo in diablo 2....

acctually il try it when my comp is fixed
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on May 20, 2005, 10:38:04 PM
Dressed in newbie gear and storming into the tavern with hands flailing, his voice at a high pitched squeal normally reserved for testicle-less pigs and choir boys, the flame-haired, doe-eyed youth shouts, in sirihish:
    "It's about fucking time!  I hate waiting for apps during a staff gathering!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: elvenchipmunk on May 21, 2005, 12:06:46 AM
The lanky, pale-faced man slaps you on the cheek solidly.

The lanky, pale-faced man stands up, running out of the tavern quickly as he giggles like a little girl, the giggling becoming more and more distant as he runs away.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Akaramu on May 21, 2005, 06:53:18 AM
I feel the urge to develop characters in stories and offline logs, cause then no one will tell me when I need to stop. Cheers for free undisturbed creativity.

Maybe I'll ask some of you for help with Zalanthan stories.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on May 22, 2005, 04:00:34 PM
Play someone that accidentally (through a magic mishap) came from a high fantasy world (Like forgotten realms).

This is a strong urge indeed.  Start with junking everything and the coins..
and wishing up for removal of sirihish and all the language skills for zalanthas.

Then walk around naked, trying to find a mage to get back to home.

Hehe.. Strong urge indeed.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on May 22, 2005, 04:09:41 PM
Ghost wrote:
Quote
This is a strong urge indeed. Start with junking everything and the coins..
and wishing up for removal of sirihish and all the language skills for zalanthas.

Then walk around naked, trying to find a mage to get back to home.

To make things real tough, maybe back home they speak only Tatlum?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Yokunama on May 22, 2005, 06:07:23 PM
Quote from: "Tamarin"
Dressed in newbie gear and storming into the tavern with hands flailing, his voice at a high pitched squeal normally reserved for testicle-less pigs and choir boys, the flame-haired, doe-eyed youth shouts, in sirihish:
    "It's about fucking time!  I hate waiting for apps during a staff gathering!"


Ouch, you better duck!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on May 22, 2005, 06:11:03 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
Ghost wrote:
Quote
This is a strong urge indeed. Start with junking everything and the coins..
and wishing up for removal of sirihish and all the language skills for zalanthas.

Then walk around naked, trying to find a mage to get back to home.

To make things real tough, maybe back home they speak only Tatlum?


Then that would be awesome...

But it would be just an easier way to the arena death.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on May 22, 2005, 06:11:58 PM
Quote from: "Ghost"
Play someone that accidentally (through a magic mishap) came from a high fantasy world (Like forgotten realms)..


That's where I assume all the beautiful Tolkien-esque elves and friendly folk come from. World leakage!
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on May 22, 2005, 10:04:19 PM
Your new ldesc is:
The soldier is here, polishing his spear.
(thoughtful pause)
Your new ldesc is:
The soldier is here, polishing his spear (no, not like that).
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: John on May 23, 2005, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: "Larrath"
Sit in a tavern for half an hour in some idling party and go "emote idles".
Creeper did that one time. "Creeper is sitting here, idling." Happened 2 years ago or something. Haven't let him forget since.

A strong urge of mine is to create a Templar and emote all my thinks such as "emote thinks "Damn I need some spice." And then accuse everyone who reacts ICly to my thinks of being a mindbender and killing them on the spot.

Or play a tuluki who actually wears that bra. You know the one I'm talking about.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on May 23, 2005, 09:58:28 PM
Quote from: "John"

Or play a tuluki who actually wears that bra. You know the one I'm talking about.


The non-vampirish looking man says, in southern-accented sirihish: You mean...the male tuluki?
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: razorback on May 24, 2005, 09:27:44 PM
Create a dwarf, with the life long goal of becoming

...

taller.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Revelations on May 24, 2005, 11:12:38 PM
To walk around the city wrapped in a white blanket and with sandals, having a crown of leaves.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anael on May 25, 2005, 03:37:50 PM
Skimming through older parts of this thread, I've found:

Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
If I ever became an Imm (Krath forbid), I'd immediately be struk with the odd urge to go around and find out everything I could about the game world and current plots. Then I'd make an elven fortune-teller type character who would divulge juicy bits of upcoming plot lines to those involved, ala movie trailer.

This inspired me...

His eyes glinting with excitement, the young, blonde man says to the aged, eyeless elf, in sirihish:
     "What do you see, Prophet? Will I be the most famous bard of Tuluki Circles?"

His voice almost prophetic, the aged, eyeless elf says, in tribal-accented sirihish:
     "An armored bahamet pinches your head, doing frightening damage."

The young, blonde man's face turns pallid and he recoils as if stung.

Shouldering the young, blonde man aside, the tall, muscular man says to the aged, eyeless elf, in southern-accented sirihish:
    "And what about me, longneck? Am I to die in some great battle for the Highlord's glory?"

Shifting the unseeing gaze of his empty eyesockets to the tall, muscular man, the aged, eyeless elf says, in tribal-accented sirihish:
    "You try to climb, but slip."

Dropping his voice into a mere whisper and bowing his head, the aged, eyeless elf says in allundean:
     "...beep."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on May 26, 2005, 09:35:04 AM
> east (spam walking)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on May 27, 2005, 12:33:10 PM
The suave assassin struts up to Faithful Lord Hottey.

The suave assassin says, in Sirihish, "I want to buy a contract to Kill Muk Utep, per the customs of his city. How much will that drain my pocket?"

His voice showing his emotion of excitement, the Faithful Lord Hottey says, in sirihish, "You are in luck! Today, we have a one time offer of two hundred and fifty coins!"

Running his fingers through his slicked back hair, the suave assassin says, in sirihish, "I'll super size that order with a contract on you."

The Faithful Lord Hottey thinks, in Tatlum, "Yes! I sold two contract today! My brothers and sisters will be jealous."

The Faithful Lord Hottey says, in sirihish, "Alright. Five hundred coins. Thank you. Would you like fries with that?"

The suave assassin tosses a big of coins to the faithful lord Hottey.

While the bag of coins is in the air, the Suave assassin pulls a simple obsidian dagger out of nowhere and shoves it deep into the Faithful Lord Hottey's heart.

The suave assassin reaches up and catches the bag of coins and walks away.

The Faithful Lord hottey's eyes roll back in his head.
The Faithful Lord Hottey collapses.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Moofassa on May 27, 2005, 12:45:45 PM
I'd like to smoke spice with a noble, and have an in-depth non-sequitor conversation about how cool quirri's are.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on May 27, 2005, 12:59:12 PM
Not-so-odd-urge:  If I were an IMM, I'd lock this thread.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jmordetsky on May 27, 2005, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: "FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit"
Your new ldesc is:
The soldier is here, polishing his spear.
(thoughtful pause)
Your new ldesc is:
The soldier is here, polishing his spear (no, not like that).


lol. Nice.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Moofassa on May 27, 2005, 03:42:50 PM
Cuusardo for krath's sake, stop being such a nazi! let some people have fun, stop skimming threads to look for something to jump on. Lock this, off topic. ALREADY A THREAD BITCHES! :D We love you, just take it easy champ.


To please Cuusardo.

I would like to ask a noble if he would want to smoke spice with me, and have an in-depth discussion about quirri's just to see his response.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Rhyden on May 27, 2005, 03:44:42 PM
Quote from: "Moofassa"
I'd like to smoke spice with a noble, and have an in-depth non-sequitor conversation about how cool quirri's are.


Been dere, done dat.  :mrgreen:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Cuusardo on May 27, 2005, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: "Moofassa"
Cuusardo for krath's sake, stop being such a nazi!


The yellow-skinned, spiky-haired boy says, in sirihish, "Eat my shorts, derailing Canadians!"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adrien on May 27, 2005, 06:56:57 PM
I MADE MY FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!! but i was to lazy to make a diablo



OH YA
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adrien on May 27, 2005, 07:00:58 PM
Quote from: "JollyGreenGiant"
> east (spam walking)


did that...... i ran into a few yellow gith
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on May 27, 2005, 07:25:49 PM
emote rolls on the floor, laughing his fucking ass off.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on May 28, 2005, 07:53:17 PM
emote smiles sunnily, his teeth viciously sharpened and red with blood.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on May 28, 2005, 09:18:17 PM
emote her face flushing with anger, @ reaches to her belt and pushes a bright purple button.

shout (as lightning begins to crackle crazily around her, the background going to simple black and white stripes as she totally poses out) Go Go Mighty Morphin Power Raiders!!

emote In a blinding flash of light, @ slowly transforms into some crazy huge really un-intimidating mecha thing.  With armored breasts.

say (aiming her twin nipple-mounted insto-zorch doom guns at ~templar) I don't think I'll be bowing and scraping today, Lord Templar Hallucinogena Fale.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Demonaire on May 29, 2005, 10:05:51 PM
(This all taking place in a whisper-like tone)

Leaning forward against the agafari wooden table, a gentle creak accompanying the movement as she taps the blond-haired Jihean Templar on the chin, the black-haired common woman says in sirihish, "The best part of you.. Little man.. ran down the chin of your whorish mother."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: corona on May 29, 2005, 10:26:47 PM
Quote from: "Demonaire"
(This all taking place in a whisper-like tone)

Leaning forward against the agafari wooden table, a gentle creak accompanying the movement as she taps the blond-haired Jihean Templar on the chin, the black-haired common woman says in sirihish, "The best part of you.. Little man.. ran down the chin of your whorish mother."


*snicker*
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on May 29, 2005, 11:11:32 PM
as my next pc make the burly, pc soldier or the burly, brown-haired soldier


just give them all a break so noone has to mess with militia cloaks...if I dont make militia, I'll just suicide him afterall :)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Maybe42or54 on May 30, 2005, 01:37:28 AM
The fancy pants templar walks up to the 'Rinther rat.

The fancy pants templar, says in sirihish, "Woot! My Gortok! How are you doin'? Fo shizzle? Word, gortok, word."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adrien on May 30, 2005, 02:42:07 PM
The tall weather-worn elf tells the Anal-looking white-skinned templar, pass a light spice pip to him:   Hey man you need to relax and stop killing people.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on May 30, 2005, 07:47:42 PM
The black-and-white painted man with long, black hair grips the black-haired common woman on the arm and looks intently into her eyes as a few drops of viscous black spice ooze out of her nose.  The black-and-white painted man with long, black hair says, in sirihish, "Thodilev is bad for you."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: King of the squid on May 31, 2005, 08:05:20 PM
The braided, black man smokes a tube of spice.
A small grin forms on the braided black man's lips.
The braided, black man aproaches the attrractive, ebon skinned woman and says in sirihish, "I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
hee hee
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: W.W.Y.D on June 01, 2005, 06:19:47 AM
From my last vist in jail, I'm sure a coded message is suggesting two people are *ahem* making cupcakes in a jailcell.. I wanted to shout out some random crap, see if they'd respond.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Malifaxis on June 01, 2005, 06:26:41 AM
the overweight, balding elf (desert elf)

tribal name:  Away-From-Keyboard
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Tamarin on June 01, 2005, 09:18:10 AM
em bursts through the wall shouting "Oh yeaaaah!", debris spilling into his giant, open head.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: ale six on June 06, 2005, 01:56:59 AM
I want to learn a magick spell that turns my character into a vnpc and sends her to their side of the game world, so she can roleplay with all the cool vnpcs like normal and use power emotes involving everyone else in the game.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: jhunter (not logged in) on June 06, 2005, 09:47:42 PM
emote With a sharp ripping sound, @ farts a cloud of sand.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: razorback on June 07, 2005, 12:58:53 PM
The dark-haired man and the red-haired man raise their shotglasses, and down the contents in one gulp.

The dark-haired man and the red-haired man nod, turning to face the room...then suddenly make funny noises as their bodies contort a moment.

The dark-haired man says, "Had kind of an odd taste to it."

His voice high pitched like a child, the red-haired man says, "It's probably watered down."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Delirium on June 07, 2005, 01:21:53 PM
A perhaps not-so-odd urge:

Mimic RL trophy hunters after coming back with a successful kill.

"Check out the size of this rack.."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on June 07, 2005, 03:11:50 PM
Delirium wrote:
Quote
A perhaps not-so-odd urge:

Mimic RL trophy hunters after coming back with a successful kill.

"Check out the size of this rack.."

Along that vein...
I always thought it'd be funny to hit a carru with a wagon.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Sir Diealot on June 08, 2005, 01:00:22 AM
Make a myth, of Mantis Clause.. who rides in a wagon pulled by 13 carru, handing out presents on Muk Utep's birthday...
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Ghost on June 08, 2005, 02:42:09 AM
Templar Amos.

The tall, muscular templar.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on June 08, 2005, 01:56:46 PM
I really want to get someone in as many clans as possible.

Type score and have it scroll a full page.

That really is an urge though, I'm not being funny. I want to get a character codedly clanned in as many as possible. (hmm..maybe I should make a dwarf. objective: Wants to belong)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2005, 03:03:04 PM
The sharp-eared, long-necked elf.
The average whatever human.
The short hairless dwarf.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Bogre on June 11, 2005, 02:23:13 PM
Stepping out of the improbably still functioning silt skimmer, the two-headed, sauve man says, in sirihish, with a drunken wave of his arms"Steinal!!! Steinal!! This is it, I swear!! Steinal!!"

The laid-back, easygoing man says to the two-headed, sauve man in sirihish, shaking his head, "No, Zaphod, this isn't Steinal."

With a shrug and an easy, alchohol-induced smile, the two-headed, sauve man says, in sirihish, "Oh? Thass cool, baby."
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Larrath on June 11, 2005, 02:46:09 PM
emote looks up at someone.

Just to see how many people will start spamming scan.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: adrien on June 16, 2005, 12:28:12 AM
i always wanted to flash a templar or noble or moon then


Emote bends over The long necked red-haird elf pulls down his sandcloth pants showing 2 large cheeks seperated by a dark canyon directed the Funny-looking templar
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: JollyGreenGiant on June 16, 2005, 09:46:49 AM
Invent a MacGyver crafting skill.

craft fruit stick leaves entrails rock boots into a massive, mekillot-drawn argosy
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: WarriorPoet on June 16, 2005, 02:25:09 PM
Find someone to create the first black-guy meets white-guy comedy, in the spirit of Lethal Weapon. Zalanthified, of course. This is the climax of the carchase scene:

The gith are almost upon them when the uptight, sunburnt tuluki drags the reins to the left. Heedless of his efforts, the team of frantic inix continue to thunder toward the edge of the cliff.

As the sleek, black-painted wagon veers off, out of control, the uptight, sunburnt Tuluki and the generic, streetwise Nakki chorus in unison, in sirihish:
          "Ooooooooohhhh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

The sleek, black-painted wagon careens over the edge of the Shield Wall, it's inix pullers squeeling with terror as the occupants of the wagon hug each other tightly, their screams lifting above even the cries of the inix.

Far above, the gith persuers perch on the edge of the shield-wall, shaking their fists and hissing angrily.

The sleek, black-painted wagon slams down atop it's team of inix, softening the landing. The two occupants of the wagon stumble out, unharmed but shook up.

Setting off into the sinking sun, the former rivals learn a valuable lesson about teamwork and acceptance and a bond stronger than iron forms between the two friends...

Until the Nakki shanks that bitch-ass Tuluki and steals his water. And his pants.
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Dracul on June 16, 2005, 02:54:29 PM
Make the one 1000st post on the odd urges thread.

errr..

:)
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: sacac on June 16, 2005, 04:07:54 PM
I have the odd urge to bug Naiona.
And I mean email her five times asking about something.
Pm her.
Go to her house and send letters.
Call her.
Send a singing gram.
Send fedex with are card in a giant box that says "Yes or no?"
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 04:10:29 PM
For the love of everything ARM, lock this thread and BURN IT!

1002 POSTS?!

It's probably THIS thread that's screwing up the router!

Save us all, delete this thread in the name of mercy!

 :shock:
Title: Odd urges.
Post by: Eniriah on June 16, 2005, 04:23:09 PM
Done.