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Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2006, 05:54:14 AM
In california
Don't know a soul, save for the game
What shoudl I do? Drink.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 26, 2006, 06:17:02 AM
Ginka lays helpless
Without my soothing emotes
Keyboard is silent.




All day spent waiting
On a dormant connection
Damn you downtime!  Damn!



Mantis head is gone
How to feed my addiction?
Wait, submissions!  Yay!


Edited to add:

Anonymous Kank.
Oh how I truly hate you
Anonymous Kank.



On the G.D.B.
Seeking solace from my loss
You're no ginka.


Duplex the servers
Run ginka on two machines
Stop this madness.  Please!


The Ultimate Showdown
Tektolnes versus Muk-Utep
Treehugger is slain.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 06:23:30 AM
We should get some lives,
And live them out in the sun.
Take this time to try.

This town is too small.
I forget, inside the game.
I miss the city.

Haikus - great! Beware-
In your folly, you unleashed
A monster. From hell.

This one time, I wrote
In haikus for one whole week!
I made enemies.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 26, 2006, 06:26:20 AM
Steel I can find
I will tell you how, right here!
Find out I.C.  Ha.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 06:27:15 AM
Malifax is up
But so am I: LauraMars
In the night, haikus.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 06:30:39 AM
I just made some toast
Cinnamon raisin - but shit.
Butter shaped like halfling
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 26, 2006, 07:06:25 AM
Lots of submissions
But LauraMars challenges
My supremacy!

Wise in the haiku
Proper rythm; syllables
Must be cryptic too.

Keyboard not silent
I have found joy, happiness
Before slumbering.

When my eyes do close
Ginka, hear my psi contact!
Let me dream.  In text.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 07:26:33 AM
Suspend disbelief
New stories told together
After the downtime.

On my hand a head
I drew it there - permadeath
Mantis in sharpie.

Seventy-two hours
Three days without eyestrain, cramps
Let's count our blessings.

Thank the immortals
They push crack, then withold it
We bite the hand - oops!

I click on connect
Nothing happens, duh. Black screen.
Go outside and play.

Crime and Punishment
A book taken to my bed
Good as sleeping pills.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: spawnloser on February 26, 2006, 09:18:57 AM
Forgot book at work
Arm is down all the weekend?
Nothing to do now

I hate when it's down
Stupid mud should come back up
Mayhem to be had

Little buttercup
With the sweetest smile, really
Swordman out of sight

Getting so silly
That had nothing to do with
The mud, stupid SpawN

Do a little dance
Make a little love, baby
Get down tonight, yeah
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Lazloth on February 26, 2006, 09:30:58 AM
Both children run wild
Crazy wife nags on Sunday
Where is my escape?

Gamers!  Find Luxor
A new downtime addiction
Is it Mac only?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: spawnloser on February 26, 2006, 09:46:51 AM
Hey, Ogame dot org
Space battles, pillage, plunder
Destroy thy enemies
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Sholdyn on February 26, 2006, 10:14:27 AM
Worker bees can leave
   Even drones can fly away
      The queen is their slave


Armageddon down
It's too cold to go outside
Watch some classic films
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Lazloth on February 26, 2006, 10:30:08 AM
Hop. Hop. Stop, drop, flop.
A bunny's death comes too soon
Makes me want to laugh.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: spawnloser on February 26, 2006, 10:34:51 AM
My cat pukes a lot
He also purrs like chainshaw
A mini panther
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Yokunama on February 26, 2006, 11:00:01 AM
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Raesanos on February 26, 2006, 12:13:43 PM
crackageddon crack
crackageddon crack crack crack
crack crack crack crack crack
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 12:16:33 PM
Poetry's own heart
Lives in the chest of Raesanos.
Way to write 'em, guy.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: spawnloser on February 26, 2006, 12:37:24 PM
Quote from: "Yokunama"
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Six, nine, nine? No haiku
Learn it well, five, seven, five
Syllables per line
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Lazloth on February 26, 2006, 01:04:48 PM
Quote from: "spawnloser"
Quote from: "Yokunama"
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Six, nine, nine? No haiku
Learn it well, five, seven, five
Syllables per line

Sev'nteen syllables:
My PC speaks like Yoda
When the game comes back.

Laura brings ruin.
Save me, CRW!
I think in haiku.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Seeker on February 26, 2006, 02:20:09 PM
Time frozen; bonus.
Alone, undisturbed, I plot.
Gay comb dude, you first.



Seeker
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Ender on February 26, 2006, 02:23:01 PM
Three novels to read.
Two papers are due this week.
All my hair pulled out.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 02:29:19 PM
Escape? There is none.
Begin and find no ending
I told you - madness.

Cryptic quips and lines
Watch time siphoned - like the game
New ways to twist words
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tlaloc on February 26, 2006, 02:36:46 PM
When our work is done
Ginka will be self-aware
And Mud on itself.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 26, 2006, 02:41:57 PM
Yeah, like we need that
Ginka plotting against us
Newbie corpses fall.


Truly, that would rock
I look forward to it all
Please send time machine.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 26, 2006, 02:42:03 PM
If my rent is up
There will be hellpits to pay
Haiku makes me sneeze
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Seeker on February 26, 2006, 03:08:03 PM
A whispered phonecall
shared desperation - ROADTRIP!
Oh, Saikun... beware.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 26, 2006, 03:10:12 PM
Someone bring me food
Stomach ornery like raptor
And I'm fucking broke.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Seeker on February 26, 2006, 03:12:54 PM
Adrift, now grounded.
Goblin ears astride my head.
"Where's all the chitin?"

No fear for Karma.
Pity, pity, pity the unprepared
Cry Havoc, goblin!

Amok, I run wild.
Spawnloser-  my accountname
ROWR! I moon the IMMs.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: WarriorPoet on February 26, 2006, 03:44:29 PM
The cheese has gone bad,
Alas, I am not insured,
My wife smells of feet.

Arm is down: half-life,
The hole it left? Agony.
So I only toke.

Wasting my damn life,
Well-hung or not, haiku chafe
So, again I toke.

I tire of this shit,
So now I leave you to it.
I have fled the scene

-WP
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 26, 2006, 03:54:52 PM
Mali and Laura
What a creative duo
They should write a book

We'll sell it for Arm
and rake in the big moolah
then take only the credit
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 26, 2006, 03:56:06 PM
Are you serious?
This I would do, eagerly
To support the game.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 26, 2006, 04:27:00 PM
A book penned with Mal
Poems about our game love
Mantis head cover!

We will be so rich
But no money for authors
Fame will make a man

Armageddon, why?
You've left us like a new turtle
Just born on a beach

Like a salmon swims
Upstream the game will return
To the place of birth

What did I say, huh?
Haikus kidnap your fingers
Make you write crazy!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Yokunama on February 26, 2006, 07:07:29 PM
Quote from: "spawnloser"
Quote from: "Yokunama"
What is this post about?
Give Anonymous Kank Perma-death
Tek and Utep dance under the stars
Six, nine, nine? No haiku
Learn it well, five, seven, five
Syllables per line


I will try again
And I will learn it well
Ginka, please come back

See, I managed it
Give me all your attention
the mantis head won't show
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Synthesis on February 26, 2006, 08:04:35 PM
Often I've shadowed
Rarely to discover it:
The perfect target

'ware the newbie clothes:
Some of these are special apps
With mon lightning bolts!

A quick twist of knife
Blood spills in the alleyway
Hope's fragile weave tears

A new concept born
Life breathed again into dust
Be careful, this time

Over cliffs and hills
Through the deserted wasteland
There you will find it

If Tektolnes saw
What you did with your power
Would he sneer or smile?

A good character
Is such a beautiful thing
Bringing life to text

If you never try
You will surely never fail
Yet never succeed

I branched "Fart of Doom!"
My flatulence reigns supreme!
Dragon, pinch your nose!

Edited to add:

A long time ago
I saw a translucent man
In the Hall of Kings

Shadowy alleys,
Hiding and calculating
This is how I dwell

Twinks, change thy fool ways!
I was slain by Nessalin
Yet, I have karma
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Naiona on February 26, 2006, 08:30:32 PM
Fluffy pink tutu
Kittens, puppies and bunnies
Halaster lurves them.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2006, 08:34:01 PM
Downtime extended,
players reamed.
No vaseline.

 :lol:
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 26, 2006, 08:35:27 PM
I heard yesterday:
Naiona is a brainmunch
Halaster said it!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Yokunama on February 26, 2006, 08:48:22 PM
Dragon comes to meet
Immortal to mantis head
Lurking the city-states

Forever searching cites
Looking for the opponent
One that is worthy

Searching for the one
The Dragon grow impatient
His mind growing ill

With no one worthy
As the impatient grows large
Plot to end all life

Destroying the world
Rooting out the opponent
Will bring nothingness
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 27, 2006, 10:30:29 AM
We are almost there
Tomorrow night, click connect
The addicts will feed.

Behold my emotes
So responsible, helps newbs
Please give me karma

Adhira is up.
Off-peak players, twinks beware
She is there to watch.

Immortals sometimes
Answer polite emails fast
Rude ones slow, or not!

Sometimes twink happens
My conscience kicks in, scolds me
Solo play for hours

Crime-flag sucks ass
Half-giants can't move that fast
Be realistic!

Magickers scare me
Sorcerers, elementals
All lead to fast death

Permadeath blessings
Bittersweet - so real, but sad
When favorites die

Brutal is Kurac
Jail-time? Yes. But worst torture
In Red Storm village

My first character
Died to poison. So awesome.
That was all it took!

Edited to add:

Archive this fun thread
For memories and laughter
And poetry snobs
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Halaster on February 27, 2006, 11:18:51 AM
I have no idea
what this sort of "poetry" is
but I can imitate others.

My stomach churns
for that wonderful sweet
trash called Taco Bell.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 27, 2006, 12:27:11 PM
Alas, my day off
No Arm to keep me busy
Guess I'll clean my house

Or I could practice
The art of bellydancing
It's quite a challenge

The little panther
Sits in front of the heater
Warmth-hogging kitty


(the next haiku was taken from Steven Hyde)

My heart aches with pain
When I see you, I vomit
Die away from me
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Agent_137 on February 27, 2006, 03:20:25 PM
I have other games.
I don't only play Arma:
Eggs in two baskets.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 27, 2006, 04:32:41 PM
Man who gloats of eggs
Never flaunt your wealth, or else!
Fresh heart, and eggs.  Yum!

Cannibalism
Misunderstood.  Efficient.
Smart people play Arm.

I would game elsewhere
Halflings steal PS2s
Und keine XBOX!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 27, 2006, 04:35:10 PM
I don't understand this,
Odd words and bullshit,
So fuck it, I'm out, bitch.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 27, 2006, 04:46:47 PM
7DV, Haiku'd:

I don't understand this
Odd words and all that bullshit
Fuck it, I'm out, bitch.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 27, 2006, 06:58:32 PM
My rubbery arms
Carried lots of beavy stuff
Alcohol and food


Seeker asked of me
Will your chili be spicy?
There's no other way!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: mansa on February 27, 2006, 07:00:40 PM
Tamarin loses
under the mighty might of
mansa the ice queen.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 27, 2006, 07:21:30 PM
mansa's a jerk face.
jerk face jerk face jerk face jerk
face jerk face jerk face.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Agent_137 on February 27, 2006, 09:20:20 PM
Quote from: "The7DeadlyVenomz"
I don't understand this,
Odd words and bullshit,
So fuck it, I'm out, bitch.


OH EM EF GEE, VEE!
wikipedia dot net,
or google: use it!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: flurry on February 27, 2006, 09:37:44 PM
Fresh elf corpse nearby;
His water quenched my thirst.
"One more down," I thought.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: The7DeadlyVenomz on February 27, 2006, 09:44:33 PM
Thanks for telling,
I did not understand
Now do.

When confronted with
Anything not understood,
I find out.

Still not good
At this in any way,
Better later.

In the end of time
This is not for me.
Maybe.

Yeh, beyachs...
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 27, 2006, 09:44:56 PM
the house is all clean
even sunshine has been seen
ginka's absence stings

laundry is folded
and all the shopping is done
oh ginka, so cruel

must I do homework?
I may even study some
oh ginka, my love

your loss cripples me
I am left alone with these
papers and textbooks

making silly posts
writing deep, heartfelt haikus
ginka, where are you?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: flurry on February 27, 2006, 10:47:32 PM
O logorrhea!
(Look it up.)  'Tis going 'round.
Return, game.  Heal us.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: WarriorPoet on February 27, 2006, 11:22:01 PM
Hardware upgrades good,
RPT to celebrate?
We are deserving.

Less Lethal? Wussy.
Gods of Arm crave more fresh blood.
Answer? Gory fun.

-WP
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 28, 2006, 12:15:49 AM
I just ate a pack of salmon jerkey
The pack said refridgerate after opening.
I had opened it three days ago.
If I never log on to Arm again, you'll know why.
What the fuck is up with that?  Jerkey is supposed to last forever, it doesn't matter if it's made out of fish.
This is a haiku.  I can't help it if I'm verbose.  STFU
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 05:47:11 AM
A clean apartment
Bright fish swims in clear water
A glad life - yet not.

Homework completed
Nothing to do now but wait.
....THE WAITING BURNS ME.

Tonight it returns
Guys, put on your crash helmets
Ain't seen nothin' yet
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: flurry on February 28, 2006, 06:22:03 AM
Eighty or ninety?
One hundred twenty-seven?
Tonight's peak 'who' count.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 11:44:12 AM
Some players haiku
like Bards of Poets Circle
Others, like brute thugs
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 11:48:29 AM
Ultimate mock'ry
All connect ports are in use!
Please wait in queue

Too many addicts
Wanting their fix all at once
Lotus blossoms fall.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 11:50:26 AM
If Saikun breaks Arm,
let's rush him with lightsabers
and do him some harm

(mine rhymes).
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 11:53:39 AM
Lotus blossoms fall?
You put that in cuz haikus
talk about nature.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 11:55:56 AM
If the Japanese
read all these haikus right now
they would bomb us.  Boom!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: rishenko on February 28, 2006, 11:56:41 AM
Muk drinks too heavy,
Computer bonds he does break,
Ginka falls to floor

Saikun black market,
Kidneys at wholesale prices,
Storytellers dead
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 11:57:45 AM
A triple poster
Spams the boards with bad haiku
Mansa for the win!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 11:59:39 AM
Hey laura j mars
You don't love me anymore.
Now I cry all day.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:00:57 PM
Just kidding, Jedi
I love you the best of all
Forgive me, please, friend?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:01:53 PM
Okay my Padmé
Oops I have to kill obi...
All is forgiven.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:03:07 PM
Compare me to her?
Ick, I hate you for real now
Burn in volcano!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:05:32 PM
I force crush your throat!
You die before I do, bitch.
Eat space jedi cock.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:06:59 PM
MAKE ME LAUGH IN CLASS?
MY LIFE IS OVER, LIKE CLASS
THIS MEANS WAR, FORCE-SLUT
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:09:10 PM
I was always yours.
You joined the seperatists.
You made Ani cry.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 28, 2006, 12:11:07 PM
Pleased with the haikus
LauraMars amuses me
Go kick some ass, girl!


No snow on the ground
The ice is all melted now
Why is it still cold?!


At seven o'clock
My burlesque troupe meets tonight
To talk about shows


In the morn, phone rings
Yes, another wrong number
Listen to me swear
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:15:31 PM
Cheers: Sam and Diane
Moonlighting: Maddie and Dave
Schoolyard: boy hits girl

Your battle fools none,
Tamarin and Laura Mars
Geez, go get a room.

Your hate just a mask
For sweet, monkey-loving lust
sparring is foreplay?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:16:45 PM
I died anyway
I guess it doesn't matter
But still: THIS IS WAR.

edited to add:

Vanth: your words - so false?
Tamarin is going down.
Humiliated.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:19:30 PM
sorry...edited.
i was kidding anyway
pals forever, yes?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
backstab tamarin
unspeakable damage chest
dead tamarin, ha!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 28, 2006, 12:23:18 PM
Pathetic mortals
I smite you all with my fists
Ha ha ha!  I win!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:24:28 PM
I deflect you now.
Go somewhere else, Cuusardo.
*hugs laura and runs*
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:25:09 PM
emote hands Tam'rin
a Kleenex and some armor
painfully shot down
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:25:20 PM
oh fine i heart you
together we rule the world
ginka sucks us off
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 28, 2006, 12:25:32 PM
Feel my wrath, mortal
Cuusardo is here to stay
Prepare for DAS BOOT!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:26:07 PM
use 'em', Vanth my love
that's an abbreviation.
it saves syllables.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 12:26:14 PM
Steps on Tamarin
Steps on and keeps on stomping
Stomping and laughing.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:28:37 PM
"Feel my wrath, mortal"
Hey, that's my line. Remember:
I know who you play.

Mortals, so fragile.
Shall I animate your kank?
Or load up a mek?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:28:46 PM
mmmmm harder Mali
i like it best when you're rough
don't forget the plums.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Anael on February 28, 2006, 12:31:10 PM
You're my hero, Vanth
Your poetry is so good
Do I get karma?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:33:01 PM
Karma for haiku?
Interesting thought, but no.
Sorry, Anael.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 28, 2006, 12:33:21 PM
Salt and pepper, or
Something like milk and honey?
Go 'head, eat my brainz
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:35:20 PM
Tamarin: a slut.
Flirts with Laura, me, Mali
But gets no play.  Aww.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:37:59 PM
Vanth cannot compete.
So she takes bland, boring shots.
Tamarin is king.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 12:38:39 PM
Humored we stand tall
Tamarin's most coveted
Rough?  You like any.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:39:36 PM
Brainz! Love to eat brainz.
Brainz flambe, brainz on wheat toast.
BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:40:56 PM
This is getting wild.
What happened to me, happens.
Haiku took over!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:42:03 PM
Pfft, you have no proof.
I have gif files and jpegs.
Where'd you get the lube?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:43:20 PM
Saikun is online.
The game is back up!  *fist pump*
I'm playing now.  Bye.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:43:58 PM
I sold it to him
I've got the back-alley goods
Come get your lube, cheap!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 12:43:59 PM
Like rabid gortoks
We circle.  Growling.  Frothing.
Prey comes near.  Connect.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:44:40 PM
Wonder how many
rushed to their clients: connect
Then started to weep.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:45:27 PM
Haha made you look.
You are all a bunch of sucks.
Except Laura.  <3
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:47:35 PM
I know he lied, duh
Liar liar pants on fire
I didn't click. Win!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:49:07 PM
Congrats to Tam
Post count! Number three at last.
I will catch up, though
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 12:50:00 PM
Dark master, Saikun!
We bring virgins!  Tamarin!
Yours in sacrifice!

Blood, wine, and much love
We offer you all, right now!
Just bring us back home!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tlaloc on February 28, 2006, 12:50:40 PM
Poor addicted fools
They haven't heard the bad news
One more week to wait.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:52:05 PM
He speaks cavilish
She speaks sirihish, tatlum
How will they converse?

"Men are from Jihae,
Women are from Lirathu."
Zalanthan pop-psych.

My Arm book title:
"Women Who Love Men But Then
Assassinate Them."

After that: "Zen and
The art of crafting incense
burners." Catchy, Huh?

Next up: "Being a double
Agent and screwing both sides
over, For Dummies."
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:52:40 PM
I'm no virgin, phew
Would rather connect alive
Not as sacrifice

Thank you, virgins
For laying down your sweet life
Virgin blood flows red
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:53:14 PM
Tam is singular.
Malifaxis is preschool.
I'm sick of haikus.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: mansa on February 28, 2006, 12:54:17 PM
Sex is always on
the minds of those who clearly
are in love with me
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:54:37 PM
My new addiction:
Haikus. Help!  Before I go
Nuts, crazy, insane.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 12:55:02 PM
You said it, not me.
Single celled organism
Primitive Tam. *squish!*
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:57:03 PM
Walking away, now
From this computer screen.  Yes!
No, really, I am.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:57:12 PM
I warned you all first
Remember on the first page
Haikus for a week!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 12:58:09 PM
Really, I mean it.
I'm stopping right now, I swear.
Last haiku for now.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 12:59:37 PM
Last haiku? Yeah right.
Watch out people, here they come.
Triolets up next?
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 12:59:46 PM
Haikus are for the amateur.
Your Malifaxi and your Vant's.
In triolets do meanings blur..
Haikus are for the amateur.
We all know who the staff prefer!
It's Tam who makes them wet their pants.
Haikus are for the amateur.
Your Malifaxi and your Vant's.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: mansa on February 28, 2006, 01:00:11 PM
Tamarin has no
balls.  I know because I saw
him at the pool. Ew.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 01:01:11 PM
A brief pause, and Vanth
is back!  To do more haiku
Ginka blossoms fall.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 01:03:29 PM
Fuck triolets!  Damn!
Impudent occidental
Simpleton poems.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 01:04:19 PM
Triolets?  I say,
Nay!  If anything we should
skip to limericks!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 01:06:12 PM
There once was a man with a server
Who heard Laura's plea and yet hurt her!
He took down the game
Now nothings the same
Let's beat this scruffy nerf herder!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 01:08:49 PM
There once was a girl from Allanak
Who collected hearts in a backpack
She'd take them back home
List them in her tome
And eat them for a tasty snack!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Vanth on February 28, 2006, 01:13:42 PM
There once was a Tuluki templar
Confused whether they were 'him' or 'her'
They sat down to think,
Said, "I'll just wear pink,
Belong to both templar orders."
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 01:14:35 PM
I like to play in the city.
The one with the bunnies and kitties.
Don't listen to those
Who turn up their nose
Tuluk really isn't so shitty.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: rishenko on February 28, 2006, 01:20:30 PM
Have no cojones,
make a char in Allanak,
Leave Tuluk to us
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 01:26:48 PM
Tulukis are funny, and cute
And oh so much fun to shoot!
With arms wrapped around trees
They aim only to please
Or scream 'Oh no, a mean Naki brute!'
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Cuusardo on February 28, 2006, 01:27:49 PM
Tamarin flings poop
Because he's a monkeyboy
Go see the picture!


Went to wash my hair
Even in the shower, I
Thought of this haiku


GDB Arm fix
You people are insane
Wasting away here


Now I go away
'Cause my PS2 ain't down
Simple amusement
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 01:30:26 PM
But I also like playing in 'Nak!
'Cause the heart of that place is so black
Once a drovian scum
Showed his asshole to some
But they said next to 'Nak black it lacks
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 01:54:17 PM
Sit to read Haiku
Only to see this madness!
I love you all, man.

Except Tamarin
He flings poop; insults Laura
Arena's for him
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 01:56:49 PM
Laura is my friend.
You are all mean and unkind.
I do not fling poop.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 02:00:16 PM
Tuluki, redux:

Tuluki are horny, if cute
And oh so much fun to shoot
With arms wrapped around trees
They aim only to please
By humping a baobab's roots
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 02:02:07 PM
There once was a princess named Laura,
Who danced through the fields of flora
when i looked in her eyes,
i found a surprise
that my heart had been caught be her aura.

*sniff*
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 02:02:35 PM
Tamarin isn't so shoddy
In fact, the lad can be quite naughty! :wink:
But mostly he's nice
In naught but a trice
He changes to sweety from haughty
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 02:03:47 PM
Tamarin is fun
To mercilessly pick on
A feint, then a sting

Ha! Do you dodge, then
Or riposte with one your own?
Match, a duel of wits!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 02:08:50 PM
Once I went over to Luir's
And met me some lovely gurls
some ale in a trice
some spice in a pipe
Now I've woke up - my head hurts!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Tamarin on February 28, 2006, 02:10:06 PM
I don't dodge, I cry.
Because I have no one, now.
You WERE my friends.  *sob*
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 02:11:50 PM
I now speak in limerick only
Haikus are for babies and phonies
They're really no crime
But I needed a rhyme
Cause rhyming for only is lonely!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: mansa on February 28, 2006, 02:14:09 PM
i thought this thread was
called haikus for a reason
limericks suck ass
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 02:24:03 PM
Suck ass?  Just mansa
Go back and die in Eve, boy
This here's for big kids
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: ale six on February 28, 2006, 02:55:50 PM
So bad, at poetry
Yet you make me try them too
Haiku, strangely fun

This long haiku thread
Later, to archives it must go
Best thing since Odd Urges

You might call bullshit
But the downtime, I like much
Long break, relaxing

Soon, ginka returns
Calling for our brains again
We are all helpless
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 02:58:42 PM
This thread, worse than Arm
A creative siren song
lures me from homework
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 03:00:37 PM
Frothing, raving.  I.
Please, sweet unconciousness, come.
Bathe me in sand, soon.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: ale six on February 28, 2006, 03:02:50 PM
When game is back up
All speak in haiku, new rule
If not, Arena
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Halaster on February 28, 2006, 03:30:32 PM
Chair blue of history?
Green shoes under seven
Whittle me, for can't!

Arched junk resource key.
Run out draft! Fence!
Eye square succor to?

[/insult]
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Malifaxis on February 28, 2006, 03:38:42 PM
Smile!  Armageddon
Rebooted zero hours
Two minutes ago!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 03:44:34 PM
Malifaxis is fond of the lies
If he persists we'll surely despise
That ornery brute
He thinks he's so cute
Readers, to his bait do not rise!
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Delirium on February 28, 2006, 03:46:56 PM
Made me giggle
Despite myself, to see the
Outraged Laura rhyme
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: YellowCactus on February 28, 2006, 03:59:17 PM
Known-World Jaunt. Vag'abond
Templar Trepidation
Desiccated.  *BEEP*

-yc
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: Angela Christine on February 28, 2006, 05:10:55 PM
There once was a woman from Luirs'
Whose virtue, they say, was not pure
The truth, I don't know
Though after she did go
There were many young men seeking cures


Angela Christine
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: LauraMars on February 28, 2006, 07:28:47 PM
Immortals! I've one small request,
If granted I'll count myself blessed.
If you archive this thread,
I'll give you my head.
I know brainz are what you like best.
Title: Arm Down Haikus
Post by: spawnloser on February 28, 2006, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: "LauraMars"
Immortals! I've one small request,
If granted I'll count myself blessed.
If you archive this thread,
I'll give you my head.
I know brainz are what you like best.
Archive this thread?  Dear no!
We can't post on archived threads
We keep it alive